Mini World Of Endless Fun Awaits

At noon, they found an unusual tea restaurant for dinner by the long embankment. The two of them ordered six home-cooked dishes and six bowls of rice. After eating, Dong Chengling told Ren Suo that the next date was at 1:30, at Exit A of Shipai Subway Station, etc.

Walking to the entrance of the subway station, Dong Chengling waved to Ren Suo: "You can go directly to Line 3. I won't go down."

Ren Suo asked: "Don't you take the subway?"

"The date is over and you're not here, so I won't waste time and teleport home directly." Dong Chengling raised the corner of his mouth and smiled slightly: "It turns out that I actually don't like this mode of going out for dates, and it is more suitable to practice at home. I."

Ren Suo: "High heels are also uncomfortable."

Dong Chengling nodded: "I will still wear flat shoes from now on, but I like this outfit very much."

"I also……"

Ren Suo wanted to respond, 'I like it very much, too,' but after thinking about it, he still didn't say it.

Dong Chengling said: "Go quickly, don't make others wait. Bye."

Ren Suo hesitated for a moment and suddenly asked: "What if I don't go now? What if I want to go home with you?"

Dong Chengling's big eyes flashed, he shook his head slightly, and said with a smile: "This is a date we planned together. I can't ruin other people's plans just because I have the first-mover advantage. And even if I want to, they won't approve it." of."

"If you really decide who you want to spend the rest of your life with, then say goodbye to others, clean up your mood, empty your heart, and be ready to welcome the new owner with full love..."

Dong Chengling put his hands on his chest, looked at Ren Suo and said, "Go."

Ren Suo nodded, turned around and walked into the subway passage.

Watching Ren Suo's back disappear into the crowd, Dong Chengling paused in the crowd for a long time. In this heavily trafficked subway entrance, no passerby dared to approach her. The invisible pressure of the fourth-level monk was enough to dispel all the evil spirits. Weak humans subconsciously avoided this ferocious beast. She seemed to be the only one in the sea of ​​people. of isolated islands.

In fact, unless the monk is bent on pretending to be a pig and eating the tiger, ordinary people would not dare to offend the monk at all. All monks emit an invisible biological aura, which prevents other weak creatures from approaching and quickly fleeing. This is a conclusion verified by countless experiments. The most obvious phenomenon is that all monks will not be bitten by mosquitoes.

Especially when a monk is unhappy, even if he is unconscious, he will still exude a particularly strong aura. Ordinary people will panic and want to run away if they are even slightly close.

After wasting a lot of time, Dong Chengling sighed softly.

Even until the last second, Ren Suo was calm, without any excitement or ardor. He calmly accepted all the information from Dong Chengling, thought carefully, considered it carefully, and followed Dong Chengling's arrangement to attend the next date.

In fact, this is what Dong Chengling wants. She certainly hopes that Ren Suo can say goodbye to other girls after rational thinking, and finally return to her without any suspense.

but……

If Ren Suo hadn't been so calm just now and rushed over to grab her hand, insisting on going back with her...

Of course, Dong Chengling would also criticize this comrade for not having high enough consciousness, improper thinking, and undesirable ways of escaping from difficulties, and then happily lead him home. Even if Xiao Qiao, Yue Yan, Xing Mei and others come to her later for a break, a duel, or other messy fights, she is willing to accept it and is willing to meet all future challenges with Ren Suo.

But he didn't.

Dong Chengling took a deep breath, turned around and left, planning to find a place with few people and teleport home.

Just then, the phone rang. Dong Chengling looked at the call information and answered the phone: "Solicit?"

The other party didn't speak, and Dong Chengling wasn't in a hurry, so he took his cell phone to burn the phone bill, walked to a secluded corner, and maintained the tacit silence.

"wait for me."

"wait."

After hanging up the phone, Dong Chengling put the phone back into his bag, leaned against the wall and looked at the blue sky, dazed for a moment.

"Beauty, what happened? Do you want to help?" A young man who was fashionably dressed and well-dressed boldly approached and struck up a conversation with a good-hearted attitude.

Dong Chengling glanced at him. The young man hesitated for a moment, and then looked back boldly.

Dong Chengling thought for a while and suddenly asked in surprise: "Can you see me?"

The young man was stunned for a moment, and then said: "Of course..."

The next second the young man was stunned.

The pretty and cute beauty who was dazed in the corner just now, with long straight black hair and a white skirt, exuding the aura of love, disappeared out of thin air!

Damn it!

I saw a ghost in broad daylight on the long embankment where there is a lot of traffic!

According to a popular saying on the Internet, ghosts that can only appear in front of someone late at night are the weakest, and conversely, ghosts that can walk around in broad daylight in broad daylight are the most powerful!

Meet the female ghost king!

The young man was so frightened that he went home immediately, and his original plan to hook up with a girl, watch a movie, have dinner and book a hotel room was canceled immediately.

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I arrived at the location ten minutes earlier than the agreed time, but the other party seemed to have arrived early as well.

"You've been waiting for a long time?" Ren Suo went over and rubbed his sister's hood.

Ren Xingmei, who was leaning against a pillar and wearing a hood while listening to music, immediately shook her head. She took off the earphones, opened her hood and said: "I just arrived not long ago, hey, how is Teacher Dong's place? - Wait, you better not tell me, we have agreed not to ask other people's questions. Condition."

Ren Suo smiled, looked at his sister, and said, "What you're wearing today...is so nostalgic and cute."

Today, my sister is wearing jeans, sneakers, and a hooded jacket with black sole and red lining, which is completely covered up. She is completely dressed like a tomboy. If Ren Suo hadn't been very familiar with his sister's body curves, he might not have been able to recognize her at a glance.

Of course, as soon as they see her face, anyone can immediately be sure that she is a genuine beautiful girl.

If my sister pretended to be a tomboy half a year ago, others would still think that she was a pretty boy, but now my sister has fully blossomed, and her charming eyebrows are like feathers that tickle the ears, which is heart-stirring.

The younger sister curled her lips and muttered: "Compared with other people's figures, I can't compare with anyone, so I won't show off my ugliness. And it's very comfortable to wear like this. Wearing a skirt is good-looking, but you have to pay attention to your appearance, and dress like this , even if I——"

My sister suddenly let out a haha, did a beautiful high kick forward, and said with a smile, "It doesn't matter."

Ren Suo spread his hands: "Where to go next? Now you are the boss, I will obey your orders."

"Then please call me sister first."

"elder sister."

"Be good, my sister will take you to a room to masturbate. Did you bring your ID card?"

Then the two of them went to an Internet cafe to play the shooting simulation game "Rainbow Seven: Double Attack".

"I have never played this game." Ren Suo said.

To be precise, he is not very proficient in all FPS games. He is the kind of player who is immersed in the plot. He plays MOBA games because there are many optional heroes, many combinations, and strong social interaction. Ren Suo rarely touched games with high thresholds like FPS in the past to avoid exposing his handicap and damaging his image as a hardcore player.

"I'll teach you." Ren Xingmei sat down and said, "Follow me and follow my orders. My sister will take you off."

Ren Suo smiled, purchased the game, registered an account, skipped the novice tutorial, and entered anti-terrorism drill mode with Ren Xingmei.

In the past, Ren Suo could only hug his sister's thighs, but now Ren Suo is not only a fourth-level monk, but also an absolutely rational player with no emotional fluctuations. After four times of thinking enhancement and five times of reaction enhancement, he can play this kind of FPS. As long as you understand the basic operations of the game, you can basically turn it into a humanoid cheating machine.

Sure enough, after a preliminary understanding of the first three games and understanding the different performances of various game characters (yes, there are different characters in an FPS), Ren Suo began to stage an ornamental cheating journey.

Coming forward? head shot.

Sneak attack? Counter sneak attack.

Grenade? Explodes in the air.

Forget the first two, but when Ren Suo detonated the grenade just thrown by others so many times that it exploded back to him, the opponent finally couldn't bear it and reported Ren Suo.

"Brother, you are too powerful, aren't you?" Ren Xingmei made everyone confused. She originally thought that she, with the time spell, would be the most outrageous cheating player in this kind of game, but she didn't expect that there would be a strong player among the best. , cheating is even more outrageous - detonating a grenade would be too perverted. She could actually see the moment the grenade was thrown, but her body couldn't react.

Even if the body can react, the mouse, keyboard and game bullets can't!

It was only then that she realized that grenades could be shot while flying!

What kind of divine prediction is this?

Could it be that as Ren Suo's human receptionist in the Immortal Palace, the benefit he received was to become a game god?

"Just average, third in the world." Ren Suo said with a faint smile. In terms of playing this kind of competitive game that focuses on individual heroism, only You Jian and Angel Zach can defeat him among the people on earth. No matter how good the other people's skills are, They will all be suppressed by his unreasonable thinking speed and reaction speed.

"You have been reported, then play other games!" Ren Xingmei opened sbeam with great interest: "Another battle royale game is online. Each character has various skills. You have never played it before!"

So throughout the afternoon, Ren Suo played various new online games with Ren Xingmei, switching to the next one every time he was reported and banned. Occasionally, Ren Suo is not the only one who is reported. His younger sister who uses time magic to perform various weird and sexy tricks has also become a frequent target of reports.

Time passed quickly, and after playing until five o'clock in the afternoon, Ren Xingmei stretched out, rubbed his neck, and said: "The time is up, brother, you have to rush to the next game, otherwise the next person will be very angry. .”

Ren Suo glanced at his sister: "Our date is to come to an Internet cafe to play games?"

"Otherwise?" My sister asked back, "Is there any more interesting date than this?"

Based on Ren Suo's taste in the past, this was indeed the case.

Ren Suo smiled and said: "It's rare for us brothers and sisters to come out together once. I thought you would have more places you want to go with me and things you want to do with me."

My sister raised her eyebrows slightly: "I suspect you are teasing me, but I have no proof."

Ren Suo smiled and said nothing. His sister put down the headphones, looked at the 27-inch big screen and said, "This is where I want to go with you and what I want to do with you."

"Brother, you have browsed my memories before, but you don't think... I play games to please you and dress up like this to get close to you, right?" My sister smiled and said, "It's not good to have too much self-awareness. "

Without waiting for Ren Suo to answer, my sister continued: "Of course, your reasons account for part of it, but it is only a part, no more than 50%... no more than 51%."

"And the other reason is naturally that I like it myself."

"I not only like to dress myself up beautifully, elegant and charming like a little fairy, but I also like to kill everyone in the game and curse my teammates with swear words."

"I can wear these handsome and convenient clothes and flirt with girls everywhere like a handsome guy, but I can also suddenly become a girl and buy all the cute things I see and send them home, leaving my dolls everywhere in the dormitory. .”

The younger sister looked at Ren Suo, with a familiar mischievous expression on her familiar face: "I am your sister, Ren Xingmei."

"We have been entangled with each other since childhood, and we are a family that cannot be separated."

"Everything you like is everything I like."

She put her hands on the keyboard and jumped up and down on the letter keys with one finger: "In the beginning, I may have played games to accompany you, but not now."

"Now, I want to play games and need your company."

She chuckled: "I have been completely led astray by you and turned into a hopeless game nerd."

"Perhaps when I grow up, work, and be busy every day, I don't even bother to take a shower and just lie down on the bed and sleep. But as long as I have some free time and want to play games, I will think of you first. Let’s form a team with you and fight together in the virtual world.”

"Because this is a battlefield we have been familiar with since childhood."

"No matter what happens, brother, you will always be my regular teammate."

The sister turned away and repeated: "No matter what happens."

There was a slight tremor in her voice.

Unlike Dong Chengling who can express his feelings frankly, the tomboy-like Ren Xingmei is actually a person who is neither willful nor straightforward.

On the contrary, she had the same procrastination problem as Ren Suo. Even if she was ready to elope, she would not dare to tell the truth. She was procrastinating, planning to wait until Ren Suo was disqualified in the world before making any plans.

But even Dong Chengling could feel the changes in Ren Suo, and naturally Ren Xingmei could feel it too. In other words, Ren Xingmei, who has known Ren Suo since she was a child, is the one who has the deepest impression of Ren Suo's changes among everyone.

She also noticed that Ren Suo's feelings for her had changed slightly. Rather than being a passionate lover with ups and downs, he was more like a calm brother and sister.

Her conclusion was the same as Dong Chengling's.

Ren Suo found true love.

That's why he changed his attitude and planned to get along with her the same way he treated his sister.

In fact, this is no different from before. She was Ren Suo's sister.

If it hadn't been in Daedra, if Ren Suo hadn't had to pretend to be her, if one of them hadn't really been given as a gift by their parents as phone bills, maybe their relationship in this life would have stopped at that of brother and sister.

Then Ren Suo married other women and had children, moving towards happiness.

This is normal, this is reality.

She had been prepared for this kind of outcome before. The assets saved from the elopement could actually be turned into Ren Suo's betrothal gift - for a person like Ren Suo, it would be really hard for him to want a wife if he didn't want to get married.

It's just a dream that suddenly wakes up. A wandering person should not continue to chase phantoms.

However, however.

She was neither willing nor willing to give up.

The younger sister took a deep breath and turned her head to look at Ren Suo, only to find that Ren Suo stretched out his little finger towards her.

She couldn't react for a moment - was this a mocking gesture?

"It's an appointment." Ren Suo shook his little finger and said seriously.

Ren Xingmei finally understood what Ren Suo meant and stretched out her little finger to hook him.

Ren Suo said: "No matter what happens."

The sister repeated: "No matter what happens."

In the Internet cafe where swords were flashing and gunshots were ringing, and surrounded by single players, Ren Suo solemnly said:

"Whether it's a tailwind or a headwind."

"Whether it's a tailwind or a headwind."

"Whether it's an African chief or a European emperor."

"Whether it's an African chief or a European emperor."

"Whether it's a version update or a server shutdown."

"Whether it's a version update or a server shutdown."

“We are all committed to each other’s lifelong teammates.”

“We are all committed to each other’s lifelong teammates.”

“We can’t be separated until our personal accounts are permanently cancelled.”

“We can’t be separated until our personal accounts are permanently cancelled.”

"Hang yourself with a hook, and you won't be allowed to change for the rest of your life."

My sister wiped the tears that overflowed from the corners of her eyes and said with a trembling voice: "Hang yourself with a hook. You are not allowed to change for the rest of your life."

Applause broke out everywhere, and all the onlookers who hated dog food couldn't help but clapped their hands to bless them.

This scene will be forever engraved in the hearts of all onlookers, becoming an indelible urban legend and an endlessly forwarded Internet joke.

There was once a man who made a lifelong vow to a girl in an Internet cafe without a ring, a priest, or a ceremony, using the oath unique to his players.

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5:32.

Ren Suo arrived at Exit B of Lianjiangta Subway Station, walked along the subway tunnel, and soon saw his third date.

It seemed that it was the aura induction between the fourth-level monks. Qiao Muyi, who was playing with his mobile phone, suddenly raised his head. When he saw him, he hooked his finger at him and motioned for him to come over.

As soon as Ren Suo came closer, Qiao Muyi made a girlfriend's voice: "You are late."

Ren Suo took out a red rose from his back: "Is this okay?"

Qiao Muyi tilted her head and glanced at him, took the rose and said with a sigh, "Where did you learn this trick to flirt with girls?"

Ren Suo smiled slightly: "To prevent my beautiful girlfriend from running away."

Qiao Muyi snorted, "I only give you one. I suspect you look down on me, Mr. Mu."

"Take your time according to the number of times. I will give you two flowers next time, and I will give you one the third time..."

Qiao Muyi interrupted: "Four flowers."

Ren Suo blinked: "Then we go on a few dates and I'll be broke."

"You can also date girls who don't need you to go bankrupt." Qiao Muyi said sourly.

Ren Suo smiled and said: "Then after I go bankrupt, can the roses I want to send be recorded in my account and paid back in my next life?"

Qiao Muyi snorted and seemed to accept Ren Suo's belated gift.

Then she took out two red notebooks and waved them towards Ren Suo.

One has Qiao Muyi’s name and photo, and the other has Ren Suo’s name and photo.

It's their passport.

"Here are your and mine passports. We have both applied for Fanying visas."

Qiao Muyi raised his phone, and an order was displayed on the phone.

"These are two direct tickets from Lianjiang to Tokyo. I have already booked them."

Qiao Muyi held her passport in her right hand and her mobile phone in her left hand. Her charming eyes were full of affection.

"You have to stay true to yourself until death, accompany you through the sea of ​​suffering, and even be willing to accept your partner in the next life to repay your debts. I will give you one."

"And I want you, will you follow me?"