Miss Kaguya Wants Me To Confess

“...... Am I good-looking? "

The cold and hoarse voice fell into his ears, and Lord Zhu Zhu immediately panicked.

Rift, rift woman!

Trench coats, masks, and this well-known line, it must be that the rift woman is right.

As one of the most famous urban weirdness stories of the century on Hijima, everyone from Hokkaido to the south can be said to know everyone.

According to legend, Miss Rift often wandered around the school, and when she saw someone left behind, she would come forward and ask the other person 'Am I good-looking' and 'Am I pretty?'

Whether the answer is good or not, the end is very bad.

Either killed, or cut open with large scissors.

What to do?

Lord Zhu Zhu turned his head in panic and cast his gaze at Xia Shu of the Rain Palace for help.

"Rest easy."

Yugong Xia Shu gave Zhu Zhu a look, turned his head and complained to the store manager.

"Store manager, someone is bullying your staff, don't you care?"

Lord Zhu Zhu: "..."

The old man of the shop was cooking a thick egg roast, and when he heard this, he said unhurriedly:

"As a store assistant, you should provide service that satisfies customers."

I see.

It seems to be another rule of the restaurant.

Being an employee doesn't mean you can sit back and relax, and if you encounter strange customers, if you don't treat them well, it's just as dangerous.

The store manager is unreliable, or he has to come by himself.

"This young lady, please listen to me." Yugong Xia Shu took two steps forward, pulled Lord Zhu Zhu behind him, looked at the rift woman, and said with a calm face, "This is my companion, she is actually not a person." "

"Huh?"

Lord Zhu Zhu raised his small face.

Why is he not a human being?

No one will believe this kind of lie!

Natsuki Rain Palace continued:

"She is actually an angel of the almighty family, because of the error in the program, she will only say one sentence at the moment, that is, 'Welcome', referred to as Repeat Ji."

Lord Zhu Zhu: "..."

It's not over yet.

Yugong Xia Shu stretched out his hand again and touched Lord Zhu Zhu's little head, "What is today's recommended dish?" "

Speak as you speak, don't touch my head!

Lord Zhu Zhu grabbed the little powder fist, looked down at the toes, his little face was crimson, but his mouth obediently cooperated:

“...... Welcome. "

Re-read Ji is repeat Ji, I should be determined!

"What's the weather like in town tomorrow?"

"Welcome."

"Isn't Miss Sakurako gentle and cute?"

"Welcome."

“......"

Miss Sakurako held a fan and smiled.

"This guest, look." Yugong Xia Shu looked at the rift woman, and her tone was sincere, "She really only knows this sentence." "

Rift woman: "..."

Clamshell humans, actually dare to play with themselves, the smell of fear on that little girl, they smell it clearly!

The Lady of the Rift looked gloomy, and silently took out scissors from under her trench coat.

Yugong Natsuki's expression was calm, as if he hadn't seen the scissors, and his gaze turned to the thing in the other hand of the rift woman.

A small beast.

It looks similar to a squirrel, but it is different from an ordinary squirrel, and it is glowing red and quite ugly.

Of course, it doesn't matter if you're ugly.

The important thing is that the little beast has a hint of 'dark ingredients' on it.

"This is the ingredient that the guest brought me to process, right?" Natsuki Yumiya smiled confidently, "It will take about twenty minutes to complete the cooking, please order a beer and wait for a while." "

Hearing these words, the Miss Rift Girl immediately hesitated.

Weird talk is not human, in essence similar to Mrs. Kaguya, they are all ghost-like creatures, all have similar things in common-

Emptiness.

It is not that the body needs frictional movement, but the emptiness of the mind.

Ordinary food tastes like chewing wax to them, has no fun, and almost no other pleasures can be felt.

Dark dishes made with dark ingredients can just fill the emptiness in their hearts.

So...... Yugong Xia Shu was fearless and did not panic at all.

"Let's eat the food first." Miss Sakurako covered her mouth with a fan and smiled, "If you are not satisfied at that time, it will not be too late to find the little brother to settle the account." "

“......"

Miss Sakurako gave her the steps, and the rift woman silently put away the scissors and handed over the dark ingredients in her hand.

Yugong Xia Shu reached out and took it, and said with a smile:

"Guest, please wait."

"Hmph."

The rift woman snorted softly, counting as a response.

Lord Zhu Zhu walked to the corner with two strange talks, and then nervously delivered two beers.

Chika Fujiwara was not afraid, and continued to work hard to draw a map, rewarding herself with a saltwater edamame for each drawing.

Afraid?

Completely unnecessary.

As long as Yugong Xia Shu is by her side, a woman with two faces can be arrested in minutes.

The other side.

Natsuki Yumiya carried the little beast into the kitchen and began to make dark dishes.

At the first sight of the little beast, the steps of the dark cuisine were clear, as if they had been rehearsed thousands of times, without the slightest delay.

The movements on the hands are like flowing clouds and water, and they are indescribably pleasing to the eye.

The rift woman sat in the corner, did not drink a sip of beer in front of her, and could not taste the taste after drinking, but turned her head from time to time and looked in the direction of the kitchen.

As for the other guests in the restaurant, as if they hadn't seen it, they drank and chatted and enjoyed themselves.

Time passes quietly in waiting.

Twenty minutes later.

Yugong Xia Shu came out of the kitchen with a silver tray and walked to the rift woman.

"The ingredients are fresh, and the finish is a little higher than the previous sashimi." Natsuki Yumiya put the dinner plate in front of the rift woman.

Lord Zhu Zhu, Secretary Fujiwara, Miss Sakurako, and even the store manager behind the counter all looked over.

"Then..." Natsuki Yumiya lifted the lid and smiled, "Guest, please taste." "

The moment the lid was lifted, the colored light lit up out of thin air for several seconds before gradually dimming and disappearing.

"Huh?!"

Lord Zhu Zhu and Fujiwara Chika were all shocked.

"The food is actually glowing?"

"Glowing cuisine?"

"That's an exaggeration." Fujiwara Chika couldn't help but complain, "That's the culinary realm only in manga!" "

"Well, this is not the reality..." Lord Zhu Zhu whispered, "So no problem? "

“......"

After the light disappeared, several people saw clearly that the dish inside was a rib, the color looked ordinary, the ribs seemed to have burnt yellow caused by excessive heat, each rib was wrapped with an unknown thick sauce, and the sauce bubbled up on the ribs, like a black-red ocean.

It looks like it doesn't sell well, but after seeing the luminous special effects just now, no one dares to take it lightly.

"This young lady." Natsuki Yumiya took out a pair of chopsticks and handed them to the Miss Rift Lady, "Please follow my suggestion and enjoy the dishes in order." "

The rift woman subconsciously caught the chopsticks.

As an evil spirit born in the island country, it is no problem to use chopsticks as instinctively.

Yugong Xia Shu picked up a piece of ribs, put it on a small plate, and then handed the plate to the rift girl, and said with a smile:

"Please eat this piece first."

“......"

The rift girl hesitated slightly, took off the mask on her face, and then looked up at the rain palace Natsuki.

Sure enough.

There were two deep wounds on the cheeks of this strange lady, as if the scissors were cut abruptly, which looked shocking.

"See what I do?" Yugong Xia Shu frowned, and said in a deep voice, "After the ingredients are out of the pot, every change in temperature will affect the taste, so eat it quickly." "

“...... I'm sorry! "

The Miss Rift subconsciously apologized, and a touch of shame immediately appeared on her face.

As a strange talk, it is really unseemly to apologize to the clamshell humans... I wanted to be decent in my heart, but my right hand involuntarily picked up the chopsticks, picked up the ribs, and sent them to my mouth.

The hideous appearance after the mouth was opened made Lord Zhu afraid not to look over, but he couldn't help but look at it out of the corner of his eyes, secretly looking forward to the taste feedback of the dish.

And then......

Nothing happened.

The mouth of the cracked lady bulged, and the expression on her face was quite flat.

"Go on, don't stop." Yumiya Natsuki ordered, "Eat the second piece next." "

Time passes.

As the ribs are eaten piece by piece, a rich and incomparable aroma of meat slowly spreads, like a dark cloud before the summer storm, covering the entire restaurant with an unstoppable momentum.

The rift girl, who had an indifferent expression at first, could not maintain the coldness on her face at this time, her face was flushed, panting, and her eyes were full of thick mist.

"How, how is it possible... I can actually get out of the water..."

"Whew... Call...... Good, delicious..."

"There is such a wonderful cuisine in the world..."

"Nope... Let's give me a break..."

"Don't stop, there's one last piece of cooking." Yumiya Natsuki ordered, "Mouth open. "

"Ahhh..."

The Miss Rift was obedient and obedient, and subconsciously opened her mouth.

Natsuki Yumiya feeds the ribs.

The crack lady subconsciously closed her mouth and chewed instinctively.

Rumble!

The delicacy accumulated before was detonated by the last piece of dish, as if a volcano was erupting in her mind, and the rift woman could not even sit firmly and lay directly on the table.

The trench coat had been taken off sometime, and inside was a dirty white shirt.

At this moment, the shirt of the cracked lady was soaked, the neckline was untied, and her body was even trembling slightly, and only unconscious murmurs remained in her mouth.

There is no doubt that it is the manifestation of the complete subjugation of body and mind.

“...... It's not scientific! "

Lord Zhu Zhu's little face was crimson, and his legs couldn't help but close together, he could actually make the strange talk look like this, and he always felt that something strange was added to it.

"It's too exaggerated."

Chika Fujiwara was still a koi before, swimming in the fish tank, and did not see Miss Sakurako's appearance after eating, and the shock was even stronger at this time.

So after a while, Yugong Xia Shu felt that his arm was being held, turned his head and looked at a pair of bright pink eyes.

"I want to eat!"

Chika Fujiwara raised her pretty face, her eyes shining, like a cat praying for dried fish.

As a foodie who looks for food whenever you have time, how can you bear this temptation?

I couldn't bear it at all.

Yugong Xia Shu said speechlessly:

"This is dark cuisine, not the food of ordinary people."

"Then make glowing dishes that ordinary people can eat."

The secretary will be flexible.

Zhu Zhu pricked up his ears next to him to eavesdrop.

If it can really be made... I want to eat, even if it becomes as bad as Miss Crack Girl, I want to eat it!

“......"

While the three people were muttering and whispering, the Miss Rift finally eased up and sat up straight again.

"How?" Miss Sakurako held the ball fan, stuck out the tip of her tongue, licked her lips, and smiled, "Didn't disappoint you, did you?" "

“......"

The Miss Rift did not speak, just silently put on the mask, and then put her hand into the trench coat.

Seeing this scene, the two girls suddenly became nervous, worried that this gloomy woman would take out scissors.

Fortunately, it was not scissors that were pulled out, but a stack of banknotes.

"Here you go."

The Miss Rift did not hesitate and handed all the money into the hands of Yugong Xia Shu.

For the man who conquered his body and mind together, the Miss Rift Woman directly took out all the belongings.

It turns out that as long as you can satisfy the body and mind of the rich woman, the rich woman will never be stingy with you.

Yumiya Natsuki glanced down at the thickness and denomination of the banknote in his hand.

Wrong.

The rift woman in front of her is not a rich woman, and her financial resources are clearly ordinary social animals.

After paying the bill, the Lady of the Rift reached out to support the table, stood up, and then wrapped her body in a trench coat, her legs trembled slightly, and her steps staggered out.

Miss Sakurako stayed and shared the loot with Natsuki Yumiya and the store manager.

All three were happy, which was gratifying.

"Little brother, you are very good, my sister likes you more and more." Miss Sakurako held a group fan, her eyebrows were affectionate, and her smile was gentle, like a full and juicy fruit, making people want to taste it, the girl would be red in the face and her heart was beating faster, she should have some kind of seductive ability, "Do you want to go home with your sister?" Guaranteed not to hurt you. "

Hearing these words, Fujiwara Chika immediately stepped forward half a step and hugged Yumiya Natsuki's arm.

Don't even think about it!

How could it be possible for you to do strange things!

Lord Zhu Zhu hesitated slightly and did not move.

With Fujiwara-san here, it seems that he doesn't need to be himself.

"Sorry." Yumiya Natsuki politely refused, "I have other things to do. "

"Then wait until you are free, sister will sweep the bed at any time." Miss Sakurako was still smiling, and a fan covered her cheeks, "I just heard the news that someone has seen your kind. "

Yugong Xia Shu said in his heart:

"What are the characteristics of that person?"

"Well, it looks like a girl." Miss Sakurako gently shook the fan, and her voice was gentle, "With beautiful black hair, it seems to look good." "

"Could it be Kaguya-chan?"

Fujiwara Chika's eyes brightened slightly.

In the previous narration, it was said that there is a player in the school who hates to be sorry for A, but based on only a poor milk attribute, it is impossible to judge the identity of the other party.

In the final analysis, the number of flat-chested girls in reality far exceeds that of European girls.

Rain Palace Natsuki Road:

"Please Miss Sakurako tell me the exact location."

"Little brother, pay attention to safety."

Since Miss Sakurako said the information, she did not intend to hide it, said the address, waved her hand gently, turned and left.

"It's more than half the chance of Kaguya." Yugong Xia Shu said decisively, "Let's go over." "