Miss Kaguya Wants Me To Confess

"Witches make potions alone, starting from the collection of raw materials, and they have to do everything themselves, just like the self-sufficient smallholder economy in the past, which was too inefficient."

"The assembly line operation mode is the choice of the times."

Shinomiya Kaguya gently pressed his thumb against his lower lip, with some regret: "It's a pity that game currency transactions can't be made between players, otherwise..."

"Ahem, Kaguya-san, that kind of thing should wait until after verification." A drop of cold sweat fell on Zi Anyan's forehead, and she said tactfully, "The reality is different from the copy, maybe it is not so smooth." "

It's scary.

I am still struggling to survive, thinking about how to break the blossoms of poor game coins, and others have begun to think about how to build a monopoly industry... Sure enough, the only one who survives is himself, right?

Yumiya Natsuki looked at Kaguya and said:

"Take your time, it's still unknown how exactly."

"Hmm." Shinomiya Kaguya sighed softly, quickly calmed down, and turned his head to look at the demon girl, "Haimeng-san, what raw materials are needed for the potion formula?" "

"I think about it..." Kitagawa Kaimon stretched out two fingers against his temple, "First of all, it is a bird feather, and the name is very strange..."

Kitagawa Kaimon stumbled and spat out a strange syllable, "Oh, it's so awkward, do you understand?" "

"I don't understand at all." Yumiya Natsuki crossed his fingers and braced his arms on the desk, "Please speak the lingua franca of the earth." "

"The pronunciation is very strange, and I don't have an impression at all." Chika Fujiwara thought for a moment, "There should be no such language on earth. "

"Could it be a special language of witches?" Zi Anyan put forward a guess, "Most of the witches in European fairy tales are mysterious and elusive. "

"Senior sister has a point." Yugong Xia Shu agreed, "It's like the doctors in the hospital, what they say, the prescriptions they prescribe, ordinary people can't understand at all. "

“......"

Everyone soon discovered that it was much more difficult to make witch potions than expected.

The skill is simple and rude, and it is used directly, and there is no need to know it or why.

But witch potions are different.

If you want to make a potion, you don't need to know why, but you have to know it.

There must be a lot of cognitive bias between the witch tradition and modern civilization.

Often a simple cognitive bias can cause a lot of trouble.

For example, turkey is called Turkish chicken in England, Indian chicken in Turkey, and Peruvian chicken in India... Just a name difference, will make people dazed and overwhelmed.

Fortunately, Kitagawa Haimeng has some specific cognition and discrimination methods in his mind, which can be slowly identified little by little.

Next, Kitagawa Kaimon said that there are several remaining raw materials in the formula.

"Bird feathers, spider legs, and other messy things..." Fujiwara Chika couldn't help but complain, "Why can these strange things make night vision potions!" "

Natsuki Yumiya said next to him:

"Don't ask, ask is quantum mechanics."

"It has nothing to do with quantum mechanics." Senior Sister Yanzi complained, "Asking is free heart learning." "

"All in all, that's the way it is." Shinomiya Kaguya put his finger against his lips, "Let's wait until Haimeng-san finds the counterpart in the potion formula... If you can't find it, leave it at that. "

"Koi time is over." Kitagawa Kaimon clenched his hands into fists, raised them above his head, and stretched his waist, "I made an appointment with my friend to hang out together... Is Lord Zhu Zhu going? "

"I'm not going."

Lord Zhu Zhu decisively refused.

As a social phobia patient, it is already very good to be able to come over, how can you go to play with strangers, just think about it and feel super stressful!

"What about glass?"

Kitagawa Kaimon turned his head and asked again.

Needless to say, Furumi-san shook his head as if rattling.

"Then I'll go first."

Kitagawa Kaimon waved his hand and took his leave first.

"I'm going to the board game department, and I have club activities to participate in today." Chika Fujiwara raised her right hand, "President, call me again if you have something." "

Shout what do you do?

You come here just to eat, drink and have fun, and the only people who really do things are yourself and Kaguya!

Yugong Xia Shu waved his hand: "You can go." "

"Junior Brother Jun..." Zi Anyan pursed her pink lips, suddenly approached, and said softly, "I want to ask you something." "

"What?"

Yugong Natsuki looked up at Senior Sister.

"I have a cousin who is studying at Waseda University, she had a boyfriend before, and then broke up for some reason, and since then, my cousin has been dieting to lose weight..."

It was about the privacy of her relatives, Zi Anyan's voice was very small, bent down slightly, leaned into the ear of Xia Shu of the Rain Palace to speak, and the girl's breath was warm and sweet: "Then... My cousin developed anorexia. "

Senior Sister Yanzi bit her pink lip lightly and continued:

"My cousin lost a lot of weight, she couldn't eat anything, sometimes she would vomit out when she ate food, people lost a lot of weight, her family took her to see a doctor, and she also hired a psychologist, but there was no obvious effect."

"Junior Brother-Jun is free, can you accompany me to visit my cousin?"

"Planting an appetite mushroom on my cousin may be useful."

Yugong Natsuki listened:

"What kind of mushrooms to grow is currently a random behavior, there is no way to choose."

"I know." Zi Anyan nodded, "It's good to have appetite mushrooms, it doesn't matter if you don't, just want to try it as much as possible, my cousin looks too painful." "

"Then I'll check it out tomorrow." Yugong Xia Shu promised to come down, "There are other things this afternoon. "

"Thank you, junior."

Zi Anyan breathed a sigh of relief, and a bright smile appeared on her face, "I'll go together after school tomorrow afternoon, I'll go to the club first." "

“......"

Seeing the senior sister leave, the office quickly quieted.

"Whew..."

A long yawn suddenly entered the ears of Yugong Xia Shu.

Lord Zhu Zhu raised his hand to cover his mouth and yawned, his little face full of laziness.

Looking at Zhu Zhu, who turned into a salted fish, Yugong Xia Shu's eyes suddenly froze, and he couldn't help but look at the sand sculpture lady beside him, and said in a solemn tone:

"The mushrooms on top of their heads... How long has it been planted? "

"Huh?"

Shinomiya Kaguya followed the prestige, looked at the mushrooms on the heads of the two girls, and suddenly fell silent.

Worst.

There were too many things just now, so busy that I forgot to detonate the mushrooms above the heads of Zhu Zhu and Furumi-san, at least ten minutes later.

No wonder I haven't heard Zhu Zhu say that I want to go home, but I have already turned into salted fish, what home?

Of course, it is directly lying on the sofa to the ground.

Natsuki Yumiya asked:

"Zhu Zhu, I detonated the mushrooms on your heads?"

"Whatever you want."

Lord Zhu Zhu covered his mouth and yawned, listening to others say that it was completely different from his own experience, at least so far, the two girls did not feel how terrible the sin mushroom was.

Syllable.

Natsuki Yumiya raised his right hand, snapped his fingers, and detonated the mushrooms on the top of the heads of the two girls.

"I'm so tired, I want to lie flat, don't study, don't socialize... If only it could become a plant that lives only by photosynthesis..."

As the mushroom burst, Zhu Zhu, who had just been sitting on the sofa yawning, tilted her small body and fell on the sofa, completely turning into a salted fish girl.

Beside Zhu Zhu, Gu Jian was fine, he didn't see much abnormality, but his body trembled slightly, as if he was trying his best to endure something.

"Looks OK."

Yugong Xia Shu carefully observed his eyes and relaxed his heart.

Salted fish mushrooms are actually the safest, become a salted fish, lie comfortably on the sofa, and after lying for a while, they can naturally return to normal.

"Furumi-san, how are you feeling?"

Yugong Natsuki turned his head and asked.

Furumi-san opened his pink lips, then shook his head silently.

"That's fine." Natsuki Yumiya closed the pen and handed the signed document to Kaguya Shinomiya, "Send the documents to the teacher, I watched them in the office." "

"I see."

Shinomiya Kaguya bowed his head gently, holding the document and turning to leave the student union.

Today's trivial matters have all been completed, Yugong Xia Shu took out his mobile phone, and just played for a while, he suddenly heard someone calling him.

"Stupid, stupid Natsuki..."

"Huh?"

Yugong Xia Shu followed the prestige, and the person who called him was a salted fish girl lying crooked on the sofa.

There is actually the strength to call others stupid, it seems that it is not really salted fish.

"You... Come here..."

Lord Zhu Zhu supported the sofa and wanted to get up, but unfortunately he just barely moved his fingers and couldn't get up at all.

"What's wrong?"

Yugong Xia Shu got up and walked to Zhu Zhu's side, half-squatting down and asking.

"I..." Lord Zhu Zhu's small face turned red, his eyelashes fluttered slightly from shame, and his legs were tightly together, and it was difficult to speak, "I drank too much coffee just now... I want to go to the bathroom. "

I thought it was an important matter, this little thing, there is no need for special notice!

Sloth mushrooms will only make people become salted fish, I didn't hear that it will make people incontinent!

Yugong Natsuki nodded:

"Then you go, the bathroom is on the right hand side of the hallway."

Lord Zhu Zhu clenched his silver teeth and glared at him with shame: "... I can't get up! There is no strength at all, it's all to blame on you! "

I don't feel anything on top of the mushroom, who knows that after detonating the mushroom, the feeling of laziness suddenly becomes ten times richer, as if I have just participated in a triathlon, and I don't have the slightest strength in my body, and I can't do it if I want to sit up.

"I don't see it." Yugong Xia Shu complained, "You were obviously very powerful when you murdered me. "

"You say it again!"

"Sorry, I was wrong, please forgive me."

Yugong Natsuki decisively apologized three times, and then proposed, "The salted fish state won't last long, you wait a little longer?" "

Lord Zhu Zhu's small face turned red, and he bit his lower lip with his teeth, embarrassed:

"I've been... Already..."

Looking at Zhu Zhu's legs that were tightly together and still rubbing slightly, Yugong Xia Shu suddenly woke up and said in a low voice:

"You can't help it anymore?"

"I wanted to go to the bathroom on my way here, but I never had a chance..."

Lord Zhu Zhu became more and more aggrieved the more he spoke, and after getting off the train, he was directly brought to the student union by Haimeng, and then everyone was talking about business, and a person was embarrassed to speak, but he could only endure silently, until now, finally patience reached the limit.

Can't help it.

It's really to the limit.

If you endure it any longer, it will definitely leak out.

The first time I came to play, I leaked out and soiled the sofa... Don't die for that kind of thing!

"Say it early next time." Yugong Xia Shu touched Zhu Zhu's little head, turned his head to look at the black long straight girl next to him, "Furumi-san, you take Zhu Zhu to... Forget it, I'll do it myself. "

Arrogant mushrooms often change the character of others, making people become arrogant and arrogant... Simply put, it is under-tuned.

Before planting mushrooms, let Furumi-san help, 100% will agree, now it is difficult to say, in case of accidentally saying arrogant and rude words, Furumi will definitely be super self-blamed afterwards.

Since it is your own responsibility, of course, you must be responsible to the end.

"Furumi-san, you stay in the student council."

Yugong Xia Shu got up decisively, picked up the salted fish Zhu Zhu on the sofa, and walked out, "I'll send Zhu Zhu to the bathroom." "

“......"

Lord Zhu Zhu was originally petite, often mistaken for a middle school student, and an ordinary starman, holding it in his arms quite lightly.

Yugong Xia Shu weighed it simply, and estimated that his weight was only eighty pounds.

"Don't, don't dangle around... Stupid Natsuki! "

Lord Zhu Zhu's voice was anxious, and he hurriedly called to stop.

If you shake it again, it will leak out!

Yugong Xia Shu looked down and raised his eyebrows: "What are you calling me?" "

Zhu Zhu blushed and glared up: "What about calling you stupid Xia Shu?" "

"I actually shouted it again." Yugong Natsuki's expression was stunned, and he stopped, "I feel that my dignity has been insulted and decided to strike... Unless you call me brother. "

"Huh?!"

"If you don't shout, I won't leave."

Zhu Zhu's eyes widened, and he was so angry that he wanted to bite: "I'm a year older than you, I should be you calling me sister!" "

"Then change the title." Yugong Xia Shu gave a choice, and said in a low voice, "Zhu Zhu can also call my master." "

"Sine!"

"Brother or master, choose one of the two, otherwise I will strike."

"But, hateful..." Lord Zhu Zhu tightly put his legs together, wanting to bite and breathe, but unfortunately his body still had no strength, he couldn't move, only his mouth was still very hard, "Stupid Xia Shu, you actually took advantage of people's danger!" "

"Since you know I'm taking advantage of people's danger, don't you hurry up and shout?"

Yugong Xia Shu's voice was faint, "You don't want to leak out either, do you?" "

“......"

Hearing the words that leaked out, Lord Zhu Zhu involuntarily tensed his body, only feeling a surge of electricity rushing through, almost not holding on, and finally gritted his teeth to survive another limit.

Not anymore.

I can't hold on anymore, maybe next time ...

Opening his pink lips, Lord Zhu Zhu closed his eyes in self-defeat, quickly made a choice in his heart, and shouted in shame:

"Oh... Oni-chan. "

After shouting, Zhu Zhu quietly breathed a sigh of relief.

Although it is shameful, this shame is a relief compared to leaking out and soiling clothes.

But that's about it!

If the stupid Natsuki is still not satisfied, forcing himself to finish shouting Oni-chan, and wanting to let himself call the master or father, he will not forgive him in the future!

Word!

Người mua: Danh cư thiên tử, 28/09/2022 22:48