Miss Kaguya Wants Me To Confess

"No, no..."

The dinosaur pajama girl clutched her chest, her face was half red and half white, and she couldn't help shaking her head, obviously half afraid, half ashamed.

"Then kill you."

Goth Loli's eyes were gloomy, and she directly reached out and grabbed the girl's shoulder.

The dinosaur pajama girl only felt a gloomy coldness penetrating down her shoulders, her body quickly numbed and lost consciousness, tears instantly gushed out, and she panicked and asked Xia Shu of the Rain Palace for help:

"Help, help... Help me! "

Yugong Natsuki stood up, exhaled and said:

"Driver, if someone robs, don't you care?"

Ghost driver: "..."

You yourself are a robber, what qualifications do you have to say this!

Click.

Goth Loli's body did not move, her head suddenly rotated one hundred and eighty degrees, looking at the rain palace summer tree, such a terrifying scene made the pajama girl cry more.

"Since you don't stop the driver, then only I can stand up." Yugong Xia Shu said positively, "Everyone knows that she is robbing, everyone is dissatisfied, but no one stands up, everyone is silent, bending over, lowering their heads, pretending not to know anything." "

"If no one comes forward now, won't she snatch everyone up?"

"If I don't speak now, who else will speak for me when it is my turn?"

The ghost passenger who was robbed before: "..."

"Oh, human." Goth Loli's face was expressionless, and her voice was gloomy, "Since you are in a hurry to find death, then I will fulfill you." "

Gothic Lori turned around and threw the bear in her hand into the air.

Under the nervous gaze of the human player, the doll bear suddenly grew bigger, landed in the bus with a bang, and suddenly turned into a hideous giant bear with bloody fur and a mouth full of fangs.

Yugong Xia Shu turned his head to look at the ghost driver, and said without humility:

"Master driver, the bus should have rules prohibiting passengers from carrying large pets, right?"

Ghost driver: "..."

Human player: "..."

This thing is no longer a pet, right?

Won't you be afraid!

Yugong Natsuki is really not afraid.

The god-level leech gods have all been beaten, and then look at these ordinary evil spirits, they can completely crush each other in terms of force value, and they are not afraid at all.

The doll bear moved his body, opened his mouth, revealed a mouth full of sharp fangs, and then slammed into the rain palace Xia Shu.

Passers-by players held their breath, and their hearts went to their throats.

Yugong Xia Shu was calm, and indifferently stretched out his right hand towards the doll bear who rushed over.

And then......

Rumble!

Yugong Natsuki grabbed the head of the doll bear and directly pressed the murderous bear to the floor.

The passers-by players were stunned, and the several evil spirit passengers who got on the bus behind were also stunned.

"Impossible." Goth Loli's eyes widened, and her eyeballs almost fell out, "Clamshell human, how can you hold my little bear?" "

Yugong Xia Shu ignored her, just looked down at the doll bear, and said calmly:

"Change back, or I'll screw your head off."

“......"

The murderous bear who was still struggling and trying to break free from the hands of Yugong Natsuki froze, obviously understanding Yugong Xiaki's words.

"Three."

Natsuki Rain Palace starts the countdown.

"Two."

"I..."

Just after the countdown, the killer bear quickly shrunk and changed back into a doll, and then used his hands and feet, got up and turned around and ran, staggering and trotting to Goth Lori's side, hugging Goth Loli's calf.

Terrible.

That human being is terrible.

It just had a super terrible premonition that if it didn't do what it was told, its head would really be screwed off.

Yugong Xia Shu looked at the puppet loli and said calmly:

"If this young lady wants to continue robbery, I can only invite you out of the car."

“......"

Threatened by Yugong Xia Shu in front of so many people, Gothic Lori's eyes suddenly turned blood red, but after two seconds of silence, she did not attack, but silently walked to the empty seat and sat down.

"Thank you, thank you..."

The dinosaur pajama girl was tearful, covering her chest and constantly thanking her, her gratitude was beyond words.

If Yugong Xiaki did not stand up, she would definitely be forcibly taken off her clothes by the horror doll, and she would be naked in the car alone, and she would be extremely desperate to think about it.

"You're welcome, as a five-star good citizen, just say it." Yumiya Natsuki waved his hand, turned around and sat next to Kaguya, and then said, "Driver, this is the end of the play, it's time to drive." "

Ghost driver: "..."

The ghost bus slowly started and drove back into the rain and fog.

Looking at the puppet loli who sat down honestly, the passers-by players had complicated expressions, but the light in their eyes became brighter and brighter.

Determined.

Although they are 'newcomers' who came out of the mist, they are definitely not ordinary people, and now there are many unlucky eggs, and they have sincerely hoped that Natsuki Yumiya and Kaguya are really members of the Paranormal Investigation Bureau.

The bus staggered forward and soon arrived at the next stop.

The door opened with a 'snort', and a woman could be seen standing alone under the dimly lit bus stop.

Knock knock...

The woman covered her stomach with one hand, and slowly walked on the ghost bus with difficulty, her face was pale, her eye sockets were deeply sunken, almost thin to the bones, but her abdomen was particularly bulging, as if she was pregnant in October.

After getting on the bus, the woman covered her stomach, and her cloudy gaze slowly swept over all the passengers.

The unlucky players lowered their heads one after another, not daring to look more.

Because...... The bus is no longer seated.

And if passengers want to take the bus, they must have a seat, otherwise they will encounter terrible things, which is not only human players, but also evil spirits seem to have to obey.

Knock knock...

After a short silence, the pregnant female evil spirit walked down the passage towards the back of the bus, and finally stopped in front of the woman in sportswear.

The sportswear woman's face turned slightly pale, she clenched her fists tightly, and involuntarily cast her help-seeking gaze at Yugong Xia Shu.

In reality, she belongs to the upper class of society, and the starting point of her birth is the end point that others cannot touch in their lives, but after entering the door of despair, she knows that her family lineage, education, beauty, identity, etc., are all meaningless in the face of evil spirits.

As an 'old player' who has experienced a challenge, she knows very well that in the face of life and death, everyone will only pretend to be an ostrich, no matter how good-looking you are, or your family is rich, it is meaningless, it does not concern herself, and hangs high.

But today...

Yumiya Natsuki stood up again.

"Whew..."

Seeing Yugong Xia Shu get up, the sportswear girl couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.

Although she knew that Yugong Natsuki was not just helping her, she couldn't help but feel grateful in her heart.

And then......

Yugong Xia Shu said seriously:

"Miss Mitsui, that's a seat for old and young women and children, you should get up and make a seat."

Previously, the two sides simply exchanged names, and it is unknown whether it is a real name.

“......！！！"

The sportswear girl only felt that her head was 'buzzing', and the whole person was stunned.

For, why?

Why put yourself on your feet?

Obviously he has been helping other people, why when it is his turn, not only does he not help, but he also makes himself up?

The sportswear girl clenched her teeth, wanting to question, wanting to plead, but the remaining dignity made her unable to say a word, only felt cold, as if she was about to fall into the darkness.

Other passers-by also cast shocked glances at Yugong Xia Shu, not understanding why Yugong Xia Shu suddenly stopped helping, and even 'fell into the well', but no one dared to speak.

Yugong Xia Shu said in a low voice:

"Miss Mitsui, please get up as soon as possible."

“......"

The sportswear girl gritted her teeth, her eyes surged with crystal mist, and the grievances in her heart had made her speechless.

At this time, Shinomiya Kaguya came over with disgust and said:

"President, don't deliberately scare Miss Mitsui, hurry up."

"Yes." Yugong Xia Shu promised, stopped teasing people, looked at the sportswear girl and said, "Sorry, the atmosphere was too dull just now, I made a joke with you... You get up first, and I'll help you find a seat. "

“......"

The sportswear girl blinked her eyes and almost cried.

Don't make such jokes in the future!

Wiping her eyes, the sportswear girl quickly got up and gave up her seat.

The pregnant woman evil spirit did not speak, and sat down in silence.

"Follow me."

Yugong Natsuki's gaze looked around, and finally fell on the body of the bandaged evil spirit, and then walked over.

The sportswear girl hurried to keep up.

"Miss Mitsui." Yugong Xia Shu turned his head to look at the passerby girl beside him, stretched out his hand and pointed to the bandage evil spirit, and asked, "Did he peek at the bottom of your skirt just now?" "

Sportswear girl: "... Huh? "

Bandage evil spirit: "..."

"I saw it." Yumiya Natsuki looked righteous, "When Miss Mitsui passed by just now, you were indeed peeking at the bottom of her skirt. "

"Human! You talk nonsense! "

A hoarse roar came from the mouth of the bandage evil spirit.

Slander!

The slander of the red fruit!

That human woman is obviously wearing sweatpants, not even a skirt, how can you see the bottom of the skirt!

Yugong Xia Shu was unmoved:

"You said no, no?"

"We're talking about the law now."

"The law clearly states that unless you can prove that you did not act as a satyr, you are guilty."

"Give you ten seconds to think about it." Yugong Xiaki stretched out two fingers and said, "Either get out of the car now, or prove that you are not a satyr lewd." "

“......"

Hearing these words, the bandage evil spirit was blinded - the corners of the eyes really burst open, and even blood flowed, and the bandages on the body suddenly exploded, twisted like a poisonous snake, and the fierce desire made everyone subconsciously shrink their necks.

It is a pity that it has no effect on the rain palace summer tree.

Brush.

Yugong Xia Shu grabbed a blood-stained fire axe out of thin air, put it across the neck of the bandaged evil spirit, and tilted his head:

"You don't want to be reasonable?"

“......"

The evil spirit passengers on the car shouted in their hearts: The unreasonable person is obviously how are you!

Looking at the axe that was still dripping blood, the bandage evil spirit recalled the pain of being cut before, and quickly became well-behaved.

No way, it has already broken its wrist just now, and it is indeed not the opponent of the human race in front of it.

"I get off..."

A hoarse voice came from the mouth of the bandaged evil spirit, full of humiliation and grief.

Yugong Xia Shu put away the axe with satisfaction and said with a smile:

"Just get off early."

“......"

The bandaged evil spirit did not say a word, silently walked off the ghost bus, and the figure quickly disappeared into the rain, fog and darkness.

Yugong Xiaki looked at the sportswear girl and said casually:

"Miss Mitsui, it's time to sit down."

"Thank you, thank you..."

The sportswear woman breathed a sigh of relief and thanked her gratefully.

Yumiya Natsuki waved his hand, walked back to Kaguya's side and sat down, and then shouted:

"Driver, it's time to drive."

“......"

The ghost driver covered his shoulder, which was still faintly painful, silently started the ghost bus and drove into the rain and fog under the darkness.

The ghost bus swayed leisurely, continuing to drive forward, Yugong Xia Shu was idle, playing with the jade finger of the eldest lady, and suddenly several exclamations sounded behind him.

"What's going on?"

Yumiya Natsuki and Kaguya turned their heads to look back, and saw that the body of the woman with a strangely large belly was actually shaking in pain, and then an evil spirit baby with a head as big as a bucket and covered in blood came out directly, and there was actually an umbilical cord attached to the stomach.

This evil spirit baby has blood-red eyes, a large mouth, and sharp serrations inside, and after coming out, it begins to crawl quickly in the ghost bus, like a cockroach suddenly flying in the house, and where it passes, everyone avoids it, but it is much more terrifying than cockroaches.

"Ahhhhh

Seeing the evil spirit baby climbing directly onto her lap, the dinosaur pajama girl suddenly screamed, and subconsciously got up to dodge.

"Don't move!" Shinomiya Kaguya frowned, and quickly reminded, "The bus is still moving, don't get up!" "

Hearing these words, the dinosaur pajama girl finally reacted, quickly resisted the urge to get up and escape, looked over with tears in her eyes, and said in a trembling voice:

"Help, help, help..."

Yugong Natsuki turned his head to look back and shouted:

"That lady, please watch over your children and don't cause trouble for the other passengers."

It's a pity that it didn't work.

The evil spirit woman's belly that was about to burst had dried up, and now she leaned back on her seat, her gaze fell directly on the evil spirit baby, ignoring the words of Natsuki of the rain palace.

"Gee~"

Yugong Xia Shu gently smacked his mouth and raised his voice:

"Driver, that little devil didn't buy a ticket, you don't care?"

Ghost driver: "..."

"Hey, let me ask you." Yugong Xia Shu raised his eyebrows, "You actually ignored me?" Is my axe not hard enough? "

Only then did the ghost driver speak with grievances, and said in a hoarse voice:

"They're one and the same... One ticket is available. "

"So it is." Yumiya Natsuki nodded, "It's like a pregnant woman beating someone is not a group beating, but... If that umbilical cord is cut off, is it considered two passengers? "

Ghost Driver: "... That's right. "

"That's easy." Yugong Xia Shu looked at the eldest miss, "Tempt it." "

"Good."

Shinomiya Kaguya gently bowed his head and took out a plain-looking rice ball.

Players handmade Momotaro onigiri.

This thing has no effect on ordinary people, and it can add a little health when eaten, but it has a strange temptation for evil spirits.

At this moment, the evil spirit passengers on the bus looked over one after another.

Adult evil spirits can resist the impulse, but only the instinctive baby evil spirits cannot, looking at the rice ball in Kaguya's hand, it suddenly turned into an afterimage and rushed straight over.

And then......

Syllable!

Yumiya Natsuki lightning struck, pinched the back of the baby's evil spirit's neck, and then took out the axe with the other hand, ready to cut the umbilical cord.

Seeing this scene, Mrs. Evil Spirit immediately panicked, sitting on the seat and not daring to get up, she could only panic and plead, and her voice was unexpectedly good:

"Please, please don't hurt it..."

The axe stopped in mid-air, and Yugong Natsuki looked at Mrs. Evil Spirit and asked:

"Ma'am, you don't want your children to be hurt, do you?"

Mrs. Evil Spirit quickly shook her head: "Don't hurt it." "

Yumiya Natsuki smiled:

"So you know what to do, right?"

“......"

After a few seconds of silence.

Mrs. Evil Spirit raised her hands and began to undress herself.

Hey, just your respectful face still wants to color and seduce others, who do you look down on!

"Hiss..."

The sound of inhaling cold air sounded in the bus.

The gaze of other passers-by looking at Yugong Xia Shu was already shocked.

It is worthy of being a legged brother, and he doesn't even let go of evil spirits.

"You stop." Yugong Xia Shu said with a straight face, "The bus belongs to a public place, you shouldn't cause trouble to others, can you educate your children well?" "

"If you can't, then I can only help you educate."

Mrs. Evil Spirit nodded quickly: "Yes, yes." "

Only then did Yugong Xia Shu release the back of the baby evil spirit's neck.

The little devil fell to the ground with a click, raised its head, and grinned viciously at the Yugong Xia Shu Dragon Teeth, but before it could make a move, it was quickly pulled back by the evil spirit wife, and then held tightly in her arms, and did not let it run around.

Really.

Whether it is a human bear child or an evil spirit bear child, it needs an iron fist education.

The ghost bus quieted down again and drove forward slowly.

Soon arrived at the next station, a blurry figure stood under the platform.

Fortunately, after waiting for the car to stop, Mrs. Evil Spirit quickly got up, took the child and got out of the car, just vacating a seat.

The new passenger was a middle-aged man with stiff movements, no eyes, only two dark hollows, who walked to his seat and sat down without saying a word.

Ghost Bus is back on board.

I don't know how long it started, the bus suddenly trembled and lost its motion.

"Arrived?"

Yugong Xia Shu looked out the window, but he didn't see the dimly lit platform, only endless darkness and heavy rain.

"Driver, what's going on?" Natsuki Yumiya asked, "Why isn't the bus moving?" "

The ghost driver said hoarsely:

“...... Broke down. "

Yugong Xia Shu raised his eyebrows and said:

"Was it intentional, or were you careless?"

Ghost driver: "..."

"It seems to be the latter." Yumiya Natsuki asked casually, "What would you do if the vehicle broke down before?" "

The ghost driver said hoarsely: "Let the passengers get off the cart." "

The passengers here are obviously all unlucky eggs pulled in by the door of despair, after all, in order to squeeze despair, let human unlucky eggs push carts in rainy nights and darkness, which is obviously a good way to squeeze despair.

"So it is." Yugong Natsuki stood up, "Since everyone is a passenger in the same car, they should be in the same boat... You, you, you, and the driver, you get down the cart first, and we'll go down later. "

"I'm done, which of you is in favor and who is against?"

Ghost passengers: "..."

Người mua: Danh cư thiên tử, 21/04/2023 16:30