MMORPG: Rebirth of the Legendary Guardian

"Fatty, Baizhong, hit the little air ball!"

Zhang Yang performed the duties of a captain, and when a new situation appeared, he immediately took command.

Shisha was so frightened that she ran away with her head in her arms, she would really be smoked by the boss's stinky fart, she would definitely not be able to eat for a few days!

Baifa Yizhong and Fatty Han came to their senses, changed their targets, and started attacking the small air mass.

However, the flying speed of this small air mass was so fast that Baifa No. 1 Middle School and Fatty Han were stunned at the beginning, and did not react in time. After catching up with the hookah.

"No, don't—" Shisha let out a miserable cry.

"Ding! The player Shisha has been affected by the effect of the small air mass: foul smell, and is unconscious for ten seconds!"

A gas bomb floated slowly and hit the hookah.

"-1200!"

"-1200!"

"-1200!"

"-1200!"

"-960!"

Five damage numbers jumped up on Zhang Yang and the others at the same time. Except for Zhang Yang, the other four were all bloody.

Another gas bomb floated in and hit Shisha, who had no power to dodge.

"-1200!"

"-1200!"

"-1200!"

"-1200!"

"-960!"

"Ding! The player hookah is dead!"

"Ding! Player Xue'er is dead!"

"Ding……"

The team is wiped out!

At the cemetery, five souls appeared.

"Bah, bah, rotten boss, rotten boss, bastard! Bastard! Bastard!" Shisha was full of frustration, sticking out her little tongue and spitting.

"Don't react so much, little girl, this is just a virtual game!" Zhang Yang comforted.

"But, it's so realistic! It stinks to death, I seem to still smell the stinky smell on my body!" Shisha cried sadly.

Fatty Han smiled wretchedly, and said, "So-and-so clean, it's healthier to wash!"

"roll!"

The four raised their middle fingers at him at the same time.

Brush, another five refreshes in the cemetery. During the land reclamation period, the teams of the major guilds were destroyed in various ways, and the cemetery was very lively.

It turned out to be a team of angry girls!

"It turned out to be Captain Zhan Yu, where did you fight? Did you kill No. 1?" Xue Qianxun asked on the regional channel.

Facing Mei Mei, Fatty Han became "too wet", and replied: "Xue Meimei, I am actually the real mastermind behind the scenes, and I brought Yangzi out!"

"Hehe, President Xue, where are you fighting again?" Zhang Yang asked without answering.

After a while, Xue Qianxun replied on the regional channel: "We are going to hit the nave first, and the number one has been killed so far, and we are fighting the number two!"

The nave first? As soon as Zhang Yang thought about it, he immediately understood that the confidant guild is called avoiding the truth and pretending to be false! When everyone was fighting for the first pass in the front hall, they pushed the middle hall silently and won a lot of time!

I have to say, this is strategically brilliant! It's a pity that they met Zhang Yang!

"What a coincidence, we are also playing number two!" Since the other party was sincere, Zhang Yang also decided to treat him with sincerity.

hiss!

The five girls of the Beauty Guild all twitched their teeth at the same time, why did they become No. 2 so quickly!

"Sister Xue, is he exaggerating on purpose to put pressure on us?" Thorn Blood Rose has never had a good impression of Zhang Yang.

Xue Qianxun thought about it, shook his head slowly, and said, "Probably not! Judging from the fact that they can quickly get the first access to the front hall, this progress is not too exaggerated!"

"Then we—" Bai Lan's face was full of worry.

"Break the boat! This time, we must pass the boss!" Xue Qianxun looked at the four teammates, "Qing Wu, Shui Xiu, you two must be fast, Rose, don't just chase Boss fight, but also watch out for air bombs!"

"Sister Xue, my chest—"

"Big boobs and no brains! Please, don't keep using this as an excuse!" Bai Lan interrupted Blood Rose, "Warning you, if you make a mistake next time, I'll take a plane to Zhouhang immediately, and I'll fuck you!" Let me poke those two lumps of fat of yours!"

"Cut!" Blood Rose lowered her head and muttered in a low voice, "She really has big breasts!"

"Actually, when it comes to big breasts, our sister Xue is the one who hides it! Hehe, there is 36f!" Shuixiuhuaxiang interrupted suddenly.

"real or fake?"

"Of course it's true! It's just that Sister Xue always wears loose clothes, which is why she's 'unattractive'! Gege, I've measured and tested it myself!" Shui Xiuhuaxiang said.

"Damn! You are a pervert, you dare to defile Sister Xue! I have never even touched Sister Xue!".

"Sister Xue, I want to touch too!"

The five women suddenly became a mess.

...

Zhang Yang's team entered the dungeon resurrection.

"The competition is fierce!" The five chatted while rushing to the boss room.

"Yangzi, they are all beautiful! How about we let them sell their favors for a while, maybe once they are grateful, they can fly together, fly together!" Fatty Han began to daydream again.

"When I'm thinking about the next dungeon, should I change someone!" Zhang Yang sighed.

"Your Majesty is wise, the minister seconded the proposal!"

"The minister also seconded the proposal!"

"Hands up for approval!"

Good Xueer and the three took the opportunity to boo.

"Fuck, why did Fat Brother become a class enemy?" Fatty Han shook his head, puzzled.

The five sat down in the aisle in front of the boss room, began to eat snacks to recover, and entered the room together when they were full of blood and mana.

"Fatty, Baifa, I leave the air mass to you!"

"OK!"

"Let's fight!"

Swipe, Zhang Yang charged out.

After Shisha ate a stinky fart, she was full of rage, and if she didn't ignite spontaneously, she also rushed to the boss, slashed and chopped, she was a full-fledged little crazy girl.

"Hahaha, another batch of bedbugs are coming!" Qiling Aier laughed, and swung his spear to attack Zhang Yang, "Let me personally send you to hell!"

The battle is on!

a minute later—

"Fatty, Baizhong, hurry up!"

"Day, I'm in a coma!"

"Exploded! Exploded!"

...

The five were sent back to the cemetery.

"Yangzi, the output of the two of them is not enough, let Sister Yan'er help us cheer up!" Fatty Han commented.

"Bah! Bah! Bah! I don't want to spank that stinky fart!" Shisha shook her head like a rattle.

Zhang Yang also shook his head, and said: "The air balls can't be used in melee combat, and you will be unconscious when you touch them! In this way, when the air balls come out, my dear Xue'er will stop adding blood. The three of us pump up the air balls together. I can last for a few seconds." living!"

"Well, go ahead!"

Enter the copy, revive, recover, and open the boss.

Two minutes later, the group was wiped out again.

"It's okay, the output of the three people is enough, let's fight like this!" Zhang Yang comforted the four people.

"Fatty, you should lose weight! If you were not so big just now, the time it took for the air mass to hit you would have been extended by 0.1 second, and the result would have been directly knocked off, instead of hitting your fat body!" Shisha joked road.

"Sister Yan'er, this body of fat is fat brother's fate!" Fatty Han said with a smile, "There are three benefits of having more fat!"

"Fat brother, are you going to be a hooligan again?"

"Wow! The three advantages of having more fat are: 1. People are more buoyant and less likely to be drowned! 2. They have more fat and have a large buffer, so they don't suffer in fights! 3. They have more fat and are handsome!"

"Go—" The four started booing Fatty again.

Five people entered the dungeon and resurrected, and started fighting again.

Killed, ran away.

Then kill, and then run the corpse.

...

"Yangzi, this boss is really ruthless!" Fatty Han shook his head and said, "It can't be done, the equipment is all red, I have to go back and fix it!"

"No need to go back to the city!" Zhang Yang said hastily, "The npc at the gate of the dungeon is also a blacksmith business, helping to repair equipment. Let's revive the dungeon and repair it!"

"Why is it always going off?" Shisha couldn't figure it out, and the battle idea was already very clear, but when fighting, he would always be in a hurry and make mistakes that shouldn't happen. Basically, the sniping speed of the small air mass was not fast enough, which eventually led to bombs repeatedly , Instantly destroy the group.

"It's been a long fight, everyone is too tired!" Zhang Yang thought for a while, and said, "After the equipment is repaired, everyone will go offline for an hour to rest! Well, it's past three o'clock in the afternoon, and everyone hasn't had lunch yet. This state is too bad! Go eat first, take a good rest, we will go online at five o'clock on time, and push the boss in one breath!"

"Um!"

The four of Xiao Xueer agreed. At the beginning, they all held back their energy to kill the boss and get the first pass, but they didn't feel hungry. Next, it is natural that all kinds of mistakes continue.

After being resurrected, Zhang Yang and the five of them made a dungeon together, repaired the equipment at the npc, and then went offline to eat and rest.

"call!"

Zhang Yang took off his gaming helmet, let out a breath, and couldn't help but miss the game cabin he used five years later.

About half a year later, "Miracle" will make a series of innovations!

First, the game mode has been reformed so that players can play while sleeping! This move has enabled countless office workers to play the game, and the ratio of the time in the game to the real time has been adjusted to 3:1, and "Miracle" has been realized for all.

Second, the game warehouse is launched!

Using the game helmet and game cabin has no effect on the character attributes in the game. However, the game cabin is developed from the life-support cabin of space technology, and it has the effect of supplementing nutrition regularly. As long as the player is willing, they can play the game continuously for 15 days in real time without causing physical discomfort!

Of course, when the game warehouse was first launched, it was the exclusive property of the rich! Each game compartment is as high as tens of millions, which is not inferior to luxury cars at all! It wasn't until two years later that the price of the game warehouse was reduced because of solving a production problem, and finally became a mass product.

Third, of course, is the opening of the professional team league!

Zhang Yang squeezed his fists, his heart was full of anticipation! He still has a year to prepare. By then, Lin Yu will enter the game!

Thinking of her, Zhang Yang's eyes couldn't help softening, and for a moment, his longing was like a big tree in the sky, filling his heart.

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