Mom Was Washing Dishes In The Mushroom House And Exposed My Vest

"I think all I can say is...fuck!"

"I'm so proud..."

"Wait a minute, let me take a breath of oxygen and slow down."

"Good Samaritan, please help me hit 120, I can't stand it anymore.'

"Did I hear wrongly?"

"I seriously doubt this is a prank show."

"What are you talking about, Teacher Zhao Zhengshan? Since 2012, all his sketch screenwriters have been written by Ye Shaoheng?"

"Is there any mistake? I'll throw it away!"

"Don't cause trouble at night, Uncle Zhengshan.

"Is this a program deliberately arranged by the program crew? It's so dreamy."

"I seriously doubt the authenticity of the matter."

"What are you doubting? You have to say that the program team arranged it. With Zhao Zhengshan's status, he needs to do such a disgusting thing?"

"I understand the truth...but this is completely inconsistent with reality, you know Ulla?"

"Even if it's a novel plot, it can't be so exaggerated, right?"

"Yes, this is a city, not a fantasy, brother!"

"Impossible, absolutely impossible."

"Is Ye Shaoheng a god? He knows everything?"

"You said you would write fairy tales, and I accepted it.

I also accept your writing of youth literature.

You said you also wrote prose poems, okay, I vomited blood and accepted it.

Later you said that you wrote a suspense novel. To be honest, I tried my best to accept it.

But I haven't fully digested it yet.

You specifically said that you also wrote the script for the sketch.

Just write, and you will create a sketch king.

Let me ask you, are you an alien or a time traveler?"

"Anatomy must be done, and then an explanation can be given to the broad masses of the people.

"Support upstairs, this is simply a dimensionality reduction attack."

930 "How can we live if such people exist?"

"Don't be anxious, don't be anxious, let's see what Teacher Zhao says?"

Zhao Zhengshan's words caused a torpedo to be thrown into the fish pond.

There are no matter whether there are big or small fish, crabs or turtles inside.

They all exploded.

Audiences that were previously lost due to transitional plots.

They also rushed in all at once.

In an instant, the live broadcast room of Mushroom House was filled with barrages one after another, each one overshadowing the other.

It took over the entire screen like thick smoke.

And this time, another group of new people were brought in.

These people are fans of Zhao Zhengshan.

Most of them are in their forties, fifties or even older people.

Over the years, young people no longer like to watch the Spring Festival Gala on TV.

But people of the previous generation like it.

Especially Zhao Zhengshan's skit, which is the most joyful program on the Spring Festival day.

Therefore, Teacher Zhao Zhengshan is very, very popular among the group of people over fifty years old.

Zhao Zhengshan broke such big news, which naturally attracted their attention.

Mushroom live broadcast room.

Teacher He and the three girls were all stupid at this time.

It was as if I really heard that Ye Shaoheng was elected president in the beautiful country on the other side of the ocean.

It took them a long time to recover.

"Everyone, I know this news is too shocking to you, but it is true.

Zhao Zhengshan saw that Teacher He didn't speak, and the three girls didn't speak either.

Then he can only speak.

Teacher Zhao's words woke up Teacher He and others.

Teacher He felt that his mind went blank. After a while, he said: "Teacher Zhao, you are so speechless that you can't stop talking."

Zhao Zhengshan shook his head and said: "To be honest, when I learned about this matter, I was more shocked than you.

After all, Ye Shao was only three years old when he wrote "Selling Kidnappings". "

"On the contrary, we think this is normal now." Teacher He said with a look of despair, "But he is involved in this field.

It is really unacceptable to us. "

Zhao Zhengshan smiled and said: "You are a genius, anything happens to you."

"yes."

Teacher He analyzed: "If my guess is correct, the reason why he wrote the script of the sketch is that I am right.

It should be out of filial piety.

Because Aunt Li said that Teacher Zhao, whom he likes, has not attended the Spring Festival Gala for two years in a row.

If it doesn’t happen again in 2012, the Spring Festival Gala will lose a lot of color.

In order to let my mother see her favorite teacher Zhao during the Spring Festival Gala.

Only Ye Shaoheng can write sketch scripts.

So behind these sketch scripts is a sincere filial piety. "

Teacher Zhao nodded in agreement, "So just now our Zhao family class all wanted to say thank you to Aunt Li.

If she hadn't mentioned this matter to Ye Shaoheng.

This great writer who writes any novel is a classic.

I will never get involved in the field of sketches. "

When Zhao Zhengshan said this, he felt a little scared and a little happy.

Teacher He sighed: "Time is also destiny, some things should be yours, they are yours."

Teacher Zhao nodded, "That's true."

Teacher He seemed to suddenly remember something, "By the way, Teacher Zhao, were these scripts given to you by Ye Shaoheng?

Also, do you have any communication with each other?"

Not only Teacher He wants to know this, everyone wants to know.

After all, with Ye Shaoheng's temperament.

He shouldn't be able to do this if he gave away the script for free.

"Why!"

Mentioning this matter, Zhao Zhengshan shook his head violently and sighed heavily.

Come to think of it, there must be some story here.

But when Teacher He and the audience saw Teacher Zhao's reaction.

But he was immediately interested.

Because of Teacher Zhao’s reaction.

It seems that Ye Shaoheng has suffered a lot.

...

Isn't this what they want to see most?

"Because I didn't go to the Spring Festival Gala for two years.

I was hit hard and was about to change my career, but I received an unknown mail.

There is no suspense in what I send.

It is the script of "Selling Abduction".

As soon as I saw the script, I knew it was excellent.

It will definitely make my career flourish again.

Behind the script of "Trafficking".

There was a letter written on a piece of paper torn out of an exercise book. "

While speaking, Zhao Zhengshan had already taken the piece of paper in his hand, "This is the letter, the handwriting is so beautiful.

I have been practicing calligraphy now, but I can't reach this level no matter what.

Now it seems that there is a gap between ordinary people and geniuses.

It’s really not something you can catch up with through hard work. "

On the broken letter paper, Ye Shao's delicate handwriting can be faintly seen.

Now the audience is familiar with Ye Shaoheng's handwriting.

So when Zhao Zhengshan held the letter in front of the camera, everyone recognized that the words were written by Ye Shaoheng.

"You may not be able to see the content on the paper very clearly, so I'll give you a rough outline.

Very simple.

He said that I had good acting talent, and he happened to have a few scripts that were suitable for me to implement.

Just sent me a random copy.

If I make this sketch a hit, he will also give me a sequel.

However, he has strong requirements for the people who play the roles in it.

One is Go Soo-min and the other is Beom Biao.

These two people were originally my partners, and I read the script and it was really suitable for them, so I agreed without any obstacles in my mind.

Speaking of this, Teacher Zhao shook his head and smiled bitterly.

In the past, he regarded Ye Shaoheng as an old man who was older than him.

After all, he speaks in such an old-fashioned way.

Now that he knew that Ye Shaoheng was only thirteen years old at that time, he felt ashamed.

"This is very Ye Shaoheng."

"Good acting talent, haha..."

"With such an old-fashioned attitude, those who didn't know better would have thought he was an old man in his seventies or eighties."

"Ye Shaoheng doesn't do human affairs."

"Looking at Teacher Zhao's expression, there is a hint of helplessness!"

"Killing me……………"

Zhao Zhengshan continued: "There is a 00 number on this letter.

He asked me to add it, so why should I hesitate? I added it immediately.

But adding it is useless.

This number seems to be used by an undercover agent. Only he can find me, not me or him.

Normally I want to talk to him.

No matter how many messages I send him, he won't reply.

But every year when preparing for the Spring Festival Gala program, he would send me the script.

So we have communication, but it can be regarded as no communication. "

When Teacher He heard what Zhao Zhengshan said, his eyes lit up, "Teacher Zhao, that number ○○. Can't you see Ye Shaoheng's information?"

Teacher Zhao shook his head, "I can't see it, it's just a new application number that is simply used to contact me through a single line.

There is nothing inside.

The information was also filled in blindly.

Just use it once a year.

That’s when I was sent the script. "

Teacher He was not surprised at all and said with a smile: "It's normal. Teacher Zhao can watch the replay of our live broadcast when you have time.

I believe you will feel extremely lucky?"

Zhao Zhengshan looked as usual, "I am very lucky, otherwise how could I get such a good script?"

Teacher He sighed: "That's not what I'm referring to. At least you haven't been tricked by Ye Shaoheng."

"pit?"

When Teacher Zhao heard this word, he shook his head vigorously and said with a bitter look: "There is really an interesting story here, let me tell you about it.

He gave me the script of "Trafficking" for free.

But he also said, if I want a sequel, I have to pay for it. "

Teacher He's eyes lit up, "Teacher Zhao, I will give you a script based on my understanding of Ye Shaoheng.

That is really smaller than the chance of pie falling in the sky. "

"Why!"

Zhao Zhengshan pointed at the screen with an expression that said you are still too young, "Do you think this is not a pie?

The first time I communicated with him using OO.

There is a ten-year agreement.

For ten years, he gave me one script a year, and the first script was free of charge.

The second script costs ten yuan a word, including punctuation marks.

The money is calculated based on the number of words recorded in the document.

The third script costs 20 yuan, and the fourth script costs 40 yuan.

The price increases exponentially every year.

The tenth script, which is this year, costs 2,560 yuan per script.

According to the usual sketch script, it is six thousand words.

I'm going to pay him nearly fifteen million!

This is not a sky-high price…………

This is the sky-high price among sky-high prices. ".