Mom Was Washing Dishes In The Mushroom House And Exposed My Vest

"...

Yang Mi held her forehead and was a little speechless by Zifeng's cuteness.

Teacher He said: "Sister Zifeng, how can there be any gods? This is Ye Shaoheng's humorous way of expression."

"..."

Zifeng smiled sweetly, "Am I teasing you?"

Teacher Ho:"?"

"puff!"

Reba burst out laughing, "It seems that Ye Shaoheng's contagiousness is really too great, and it has led our little sister Zifeng to ruin."

Yang Mi also smiled and said: "That's right, the girl who used to be so honest is now starting to act cunning."

"Sister Zifeng is too cute!"

"That's really good, let's get Teacher He and Yang Mi away."

"It works well."

"Those who are close to vermillion are red and those who are close to ink are black. I really don't know what will happen to them if they stay in this room any longer."

"It's all because of Ye Shaoheng's magic stick."

"It's gone astray, it's gone astray."

Teacher He shook his head, raised his hand and touched Zifeng's head, "It's good not to learn, but you can learn it quickly."

"whee......"

Zifeng smiled with a sly look on his face.

"Then let's see what Ye Shaoheng wrote?" Yang Mi clasped her hands together, looking a little nervous, "I'm so excited and looking forward to it."

"Me too." Reba took a deep breath to prove that what she said was true.

"Then I'll open it." Zifeng said, having already turned a page in the diary.

"Brother Ye Shaoheng really keeps a diary."

Zifeng jumped up excitedly, like a child getting a gift from his parents.

Yang Mi hurried over and said, "It's really in a diary format."

"What did you write?" Teacher He asked excitedly.

Yang Mi looked at the content on the first page and said: "Wen Peng's diary is very ordinary.

"Then read it, the audience is waiting."

Teacher He pretended to urge.

Since the diary is ordinary, don't raise expectations.

"Then I'll read it." Zifeng volunteered.

"April 26, 2010 [Monday.

the weather is nice today.

Um!

I'm in a good mood too.

Starting today, in order to kill the boring time, I started keeping a diary.

Ye Shaoheng kept his word. "

Teacher He was still waiting for the next chapter, but found that Zifeng stopped reading.

"Gone?"

Zifeng nodded, "No more."

Teacher He smiled bitterly, "It's really ordinary."

"From today on, I also started to keep a diary every day, and Ye Chen kept his word.

"I will study hard and strive to be admitted to a key university. Wu Yue does what he says."

"I will never play games at night again. I can't waste my time. Wang Qiang keeps his word."

"In order to lose weight, I skipped meals at night. Zhao Qianqian kept her word."

"I'll start quitting smoking today. Zhang Qiming keeps his word."

The most playful ones are always the netizens.

Zifeng finished reading Ye Shaoheng's first diary.

Below, tens of thousands of comments have followed suit.

This meme should be popular for a while.

"I think it's a good thing," Yang Mi looked very happy, "Since Ye Shaoheng started taking notes, he will definitely write down big things like book publishing.

At that time, all the doubts we encountered before.

Wouldn’t it be untied?”

Teacher He agreed: "Then continue reading."

"Read it to Sister Reba." Zifeng handed the diary to Reba, "I can't read it to Sister Reba."

"Okay." Reba took the notebook solemnly.

In fact, she had missed it for a long time, but Zifeng volunteered, and she was too embarrassed to compete with Zifeng.

Reba took the diary, turned back another page, glanced at it, smiled and shook his head.

"Friday, March 30, 2010.

The weather is also very good today.

I'm in a good mood too.

Um!

I mentioned before that I would write a diary every day, but I didn’t feel like writing a few days ago.

Starting from tomorrow, I must write every day.

no sooner said than done!"

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"Fuck!"

"The master really knows how to play."

"Dânâ…"

"Killing me."

"Are you here to be funny?"

"Nima, with your encouragement, I'm ready to study hard. Why don't you do this to me?"

"Ye Shaoheng's image in my mind collapsed. I thought he was a good student who worked hard and didn't even bother to write a diary of dozens of words.

"Writing relies on talent, not hard work."

Teacher He covered his face, "Ye Shaoheng's humor is really everywhere."

Yang Mi shook her head helplessly, "Reba, please read another article. It's just a piece of writing."

Reba nodded, turned another page, and continued reading.

"May 9th, Sunday.

The weather is also good today.

But I'm not in a good mood. I don't understand why I should go to school on Sunday?

Labor Day is Labor Day and Sunday is Sunday, okay?

I'm furious.

Oh, right.

The reason why I didn’t record the diary of the past few days.

It was because I was playing games at home and forgot about it.

I will officially start journaling tomorrow.

no sooner said than done. "

?

The audience was too lazy to complain.

You keep what you say every day, but you never do it once.

Can't a great literati act as a role model?

Yang Mi shook her head vigorously, "Reba, let's do the next article."

I don’t know why, when Reba read these diaries, not only did she not think that Ye Shaoheng was a lazy person, but she felt that Ye Shaoheng’s image in her heart became more three-dimensional.

"2010, May 14, Friday.

I heard that the registration for the New Concept Literature Contest has started. If you have nothing to do, go and win the first prize.

Get some bonuses.

It’s time to make some money.

Biz…

I don’t want to write anymore, it’s a crappy thing, it’s a complete waste of time, and I can’t make any money.

After hearing this, the audience could no longer bear it.

This is what great writers do.

You don't play your cards according to the routine at all.

It was originally thought to be an inspirational story, but later it turned into a poisonous chicken soup.

Unlike the audience, when Yang Mi heard this article, her face suddenly turned pale.

You stopped writing a diary at this critical moment. Where can we find the answer?

She immediately walked to Reba, who looked at her, and the two of them turned the page in tacit understanding.

"D*...

I saw that there is something interesting written in the next article.

Reba and Yang Mi let out a long sigh of relief at the same time.

"Ye Shaoheng's writing career should have started from this moment." Yang Mi said.

Teacher He nodded, "You continue."

"Okay." Reba turned another page, but after seeing the content, she frowned slightly.

"This content is not written in the form of a diary."

Reba explained, and then read: "10,000 yuan bonus? Is there any mistake? I worked so hard to write so many essays by hand, and the mailing fee cost dozens of dollars.

Your first place prize is only 10,000 yuan?

Such a big organizer must be tired of being stingy.

I'm so angry, what the hell.

It’s okay not to participate in this competition!”

???

Yang Mi opened her mouth slightly, "You didn't send the essay in the end because you thought the organizer's bonus was low."

Xie Quan is watching the live broadcast now.

When I heard Reba's words read out, I could only feel the stars in front of my eyes.

My chest felt like it was hit hard by something.

Ye Shaoheng, Ye Shaoheng.

The purpose of our competition is to discover talents with excellent writing skills.

It's not about money, right?

KRIŽ…

".||You are willful. If you say you don't want to participate, you won't participate."

"Is this the reason why Ye Shaoheng didn't participate in the New Concept Essay Contest? That's weird!"

"Damn it, ten thousand dollars is a lot, okay? You are still a junior high school student, how can you be so obsessed with money?"

"This is the most unique person I have ever seen in history. His thinking and behavior are completely unpredictable.

"If anyone could guess Ye Shaoheng's thoughts, then he wouldn't be so powerful."

"Haha... I really want to see Xie Quan's expression when he heard the news."

"Program team, quickly connect to Xie Quan."

Yang Mi looked helpless, and she felt that she was used to Ye Shaoheng's jumping out.

"Another puzzle has been solved, but I don't know how Mr. Xie will feel after seeing it." Teacher He smiled and said, "Let's continue reading and see if there is any other information?"

Reba turned another page, and this time, she started reading directly.

"To tell you a joke, the short story "Fantasy City" was actually rejected.

I originally planned to do fairy tales and youth literature together.

It seems that this is God's will.

Put youth literature on hold for now, and finish the task of fairy tale literature first.

Too!

The road (Zhao Li's) must be walked step by step, if the steps are too big, it is easy to pull... the egg!"

"puff!"

Yang Mi couldn't hold it back and puffed out the food in one gulp.

"Fuck!"

"This is a serious literati, who speaks well."

"There's no need to run. This year's most popular comment is that the pace is too big and it's easy to pull the ball!"

"I've written it down in notes."

"Ye Shaoheng is really a talent. When I wrote a diary, I couldn't help but laugh five times."

"My stomach hurts from laughing so hard."

"I see." Teacher He said, "Originally, Ye Shaoheng planned to write youth literature and fairy tale literature together.

However, Wanjin Publishing House refused to publish "Fantasy City".

That's why Ye Shaoheng chose to write fairy tales first. "

"Another mystery is revealed." Yang Mi said.

"It seems that this diary is of great help to us." Teacher He said happily: "Reba, please continue reading one article."

Reba nodded and turned another page.

But when Reba saw what was written on this page, his eyes suddenly opened wide.

After taking a look at Yang Mi and Teacher He, he still read it out.

"Han Er, it doesn't sound good.

Han Han, it feels weird.

$am…

It's better to use Korean doubles, it's more or less normal. "

I finished writing it at one o'clock and changed it to now.

Three thousand words were revised back and forth. .