Monarch Of Darkness, Arsene

"CATHLEEN! DARLING, YOU HAVE RETURNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Rushing out of the large building budding with various people, I sent a measured stare at the tall, muscular man, clad in a scarlet Kimono that was just a tad bit too small... Ok, it was far too small.

"Bloody hell, bro. Nice package. No homo, but got damn at least get yourself a better Kimono. That thing is obviously too small!"

"Damn, bro! You are getting all the hoes!" He roared without shame, sending both Lilith and Yu Jing a heavy stare. It was not in the least lustful but rathered filled with appreciation. "What your names!"

"Oh my, tell me you don't call all the ladies you meet that?"Said Lilith with a grin.

"but of course! Speak the truth! My master always says the truth will set you free! I am Siegfried, no relation to the Norse Hero. " He uttered with a proud expression, tying his long jet black hair with a scrunchie.

"Um, Mr. Siegfried, you cannot be out here," Cathleen muttered, covering her eyes at the weaponry on display.

"Aren't you Lord's Vulrons disciple?" Yu jing suddenly stated as we stepped into a pure white heaven.

Everything was clean, far too clean, and pure. I had seen such a thing in movies, but I never thought I would feel this out of place.

Tapping her hands in the air, a massive screen appeared, drawing our attention, when suddenly a massive image of an elderly man with snow-white hair began to speak, "Welcome to Paradice,"

"Sure am! How did you know?' Siegfried muttered in a low voice staring at the screen with fascination, "oh, listen, this is good. I love this video."

"Are you at the end of your life? Unable to live past a Dao Cycle? Or is it more serious? You simply cannot produce an Heir for your kingdom, no matter the riches you bring forth. Well, fear not, for we at Paradice hold the answers.

"There is no need to risk your lives, for some half-baked measured, or bow your head towards a god of fertility, NO! At Paradice, it will be our honor and a privilege to help assist you in any way!"

Humming in response, as the image began to fade, I turned to Siegfried, who seemed to be enjoying himself. Yu Jing had seemed to know his master, for some reason. She was not the most pleasant person to be around, so I kind of find it strange she knows someone.

"What did you all think?" He asked, shifting his gaze to me, "This place offers everything you know. Some woman even asked to tickle my balls! I mean, who does that? What does that even mean?"

Palming my face at this idiot, Cathrileen turned bright like an apple trembling as she rushed through a set of automatic doors, leaving us dead in the water. Not knowing what to do, we turned to Siegfried.

"I am Yu Jing. My Master is Aiza," Yu Jing introduced with a half bow.

'Oh! You are the master of the woman with the resting bitch face!"

"Dear God," Said Lilith covering her mouth, releasing a burst of pearly laughter.

"YOU!"

"No offense, but that is how master described her." Siegfried quickly explained, arching his hands in his defense. "You will be the last one to arrive. The others are here."

"But why?" I could not help ask, although I had a perfectly clear understanding as to why.

"He didn't say, in fact, all our masters left us here on Alos a year ago and has bearly communicated with us as to what our mission is. There is, however, a baddie amongst them. Master Talos sure knows how to pick em. Who knew an introvert be pulling bitches like that."

"Do you even hear yourself!" Yu Jing coldly declared, "you are offending women in general!"

"Ok? Yo, You offended?" He asked towards Lilith.

"not really, just figured it was part of your personality." She fired back, shooting Yu Jing a challenging stare.

"Well, she is just a dumb bimbo. It's offensive Siegfried."

"You just mad cuz your pussy is dry. What Seven hundred years old, and you have yet even to have a good dicking or been eaten out by a woman. I am sure Mr. Siegfried will be more than willing to do both." Said Lilith, blowing our minds at the savage comment.

"Auntie, what does eaten out mean?" Arkanos uttered, holding Lilith's hands.

"Hmm, its when a man, woman, or whatever you are gets on his knee's--"

"ok, she doesn't need to know all that! She is a hundred, that's like five years old in dragon," I uttered, bumping my naughty wife on the head.

Shivering with such wrath, Yu Jing's eyes turned chilling with vicious killing intent, as Lilith appeared quite nonchalant and arrogant, having her head arch high.

Clearly clearing his throat, Siegfried nudged my arm, "I take it your woman doesn't like Yu Jing?"

"Your master like Aiza?" I answered back with another question.

"Good point, follow me then. The other's will be quite happy to see another." Siegfried suddenly jumped in

Letting the two cats do their thing, I followed behind Siegfried through the door's I saw Cathleen rush through; how they know where the entrance or exit is will always be a mystery to me. Everything just looks like a damn white wall.

"GREETINGS!" Shouted a set of maids with low top-dresses and handsome butlers on each side.

Tracing my eyes off the particular beast girls that had Lil Arsene awakening from his slumber, we entered a large room filled with people and various drones that seemed to be holding drinks.

"This is only the entrance. Once we take the teleporter to their main resort, that is where the main fun resides."

"What is the cost?"I uttered.

Shrugging his shoulder, Siegfried cunningly lifted his lips, "Well, my master, screwed me over, sending me here without warning during a critical time for me, so I am using his money."

"Critical time?" Muttered Lilith rushing to our side with little Arkanos in hand, without Yu Jing by her side.

"Yeah, I was going balls deep into my--"

"Ok, I get it,' I uttered, shaking my head.. This man was an idiot! A fun idiot but one no less.