Monkey Sun Is My Younger Brother

"Brother, where were you last night?"

"Can't you bear not seeing me for one night? I didn't expect our relationship to progress so quickly."

"I have some questions that I need my brother to help me with."

"Your cousin can solve most of the problems. I will be used for problems that your cousin can't solve." Jin Si pinched Li Xunhuan's waist: "Is there something wrong here?"

"this……"

"I will help you solve the kidney problem, and your cousin will solve the kidney problem. Well, the division of labor is clear."

Li Xunhuan was in unbearable pain from being pinched by Jin Si.

But he still held back.

"Tell me, what's the problem?" Jin Si walked in front.

Li Xunhuan followed Jin Si obediently.

Walking to the back garden... No, this back garden feels a bit strange.

The two sat in the pavilion, Jin Si raised his feet and leaned on the wooden pier.

Li Xunhuan was quite dissatisfied with Jin Si's habit of standing but not standing and sitting but not sitting.

However, after experiencing Jin Si's principles, he stopped expressing his opinions.

"I had a little drink yesterday."

I didn't drink much, just very drunk.

"Tell the important point."

"When I woke up this morning, I felt that I suddenly lost interest in my cousin."

"What are your interests?"

"Not interested in every sense of the word."

"Pants off."

"ah?"

"Don't you want me to do a physical examination for you?"

Li Xunhuan looked embarrassed: "Here?"

"Yes, the scenery here is pleasant, the birds are singing, the flowers are fragrant, and the sun is shining brightly. Are you still dissatisfied?"

Is this what Li Xunhuan cares about?

He just wasn't in the habit of walking birds in public.

However, this matter is related to the lifelong sexual happiness of myself and my cousin.

I looked around, but there was no one around.

Li Xunhuan opened his hem, looking embarrassed.

"Wait...turn around."

"ah?"

"I'm not interested in having someone of the same sex walk around in front of me."

"But...don't you want to check?"

"Yeah, I didn't say I had to observe."

At this moment, Li Xunhuan only felt that there was something wrong that was hard to complain about.

"Then should I still walk the bird?"

"Actually, it's okay not to walk."

"So, brother, are you playing with me?"

"The word play is not used carefully enough. Be careful next time. You and your cousin can use it for play, but I can't call it play."

"Brother, stop making trouble... In one month's time, my cousin and I will be getting married. If... if..." Li Xunhuan was about to cry.

"Don't be anxious, don't be anxious. If you really have any difficulties, I can do it for you. I can help you in various aspects."

Li Xunhuan was already crying with anger.

Why can't I keep my mouth shut?

In the end, I had to ask for help from Jin Si.

"You're anxious, aren't you?"

"Can you not be in a hurry?" Li Xunhuan said with a sad face.

"I know that I'm going to marry a wife soon, so why don't I go out for a drink? Do you think you're cheap? Didn't I tell you?"

Li Xunhuan remembered Jin Si's warning.

But what Jin Si said was nonsense most of the time.

So Li Xunhuan also felt that Jin Si was probably trying to scare him last night.

"Did Long Xiaoyun make you drink?"

"Yes, Brother Long just wants to ease my mood."

Li Xunhuan said that as the wedding day got closer, Li Xunhuan became more and more nervous.

Of course, the most important thing is that he wants to drink.

"I said that you can't drink alcohol before you reach the innate state. One glass of wine will make you give up your birth plan in the next few years. Have you turned a deaf ear to my words?"

"What should we do now?"

"What else can we do? Go find Long Xiaoyun and make him responsible."

"Things have already happened. Why do you make Brother Long so complicated? Besides, it's not his fault, it's all mine."

"Or let him be responsible for your cousin?"

"How is this possible?"

"So the only way now is to have a kidney transplant and give his to you."

"Brother, is there no other way?"

"have."

"Then let's find another way."

"I'll be in charge of your cousin?"

Jin Si put forward a fairly constructive opinion.

Cheap Long Xiaoyun is not as good as me.

"Brother..."

"Now you know you're afraid? Why aren't you afraid when you drink?"

"Brother, I won't dare to do it next time."

At this moment, Li Xunhuan was like a child who had done something wrong.

"Now there's only one way left."

"Brother, you just said the only way."

"You talk so much. Do you want to solve the problem?"

"Brother, tell me."

"Charge."

Li Xunhuan didn't understand what Jin Si meant.

"Brother, what are you charging for?"

"I will temporarily restore your kidney's ability. In the future, you can come to me every time you need it."

Li Xunhuan's face turned green. Then every time he had sex with his cousin, wouldn't he have to inform Jin Si?

How is this possible?

"Brother, is there no permanent way to recover?"

"Three years of abstinence."

"But I'm going to... next month..."

"It won't work this way, that won't work either, it's just your fault."

Li Xunhuan couldn't care less about face now, and pulled Jin Si: "Brother, help me, just this time."

"It's not completely impossible. I have one last solution."

"Brother, you just said... there is only one left..."

"do not mind the details."

"Brother, tell me."

"For today's plan, only Shaolin's Yijin Jing and Marrow Cleansing Jing can save you."

"ah?"

"So, go and raze Shaolin to the ground, and then seize the Yi Jin Jing and the Marrow Cleansing Jing."

"Brother, you want it yourself, right?"

"I don't want it. I already know the Yi Jin Jing and the Marrow Cleansing Jing. What do I want?"

"Since you know it, brother, why do you want me to raze Shaolin? Why don't you teach me directly?"

"But these two secrets are Shaolin's secrets that are not passed down. I cannot pass them on at will."

Li Xunhuan can't turn a corner. What's the logic?

It is okay to level Shaolin and snatch the Yi Jin Jing and the Marrow Cleansing Jing.

But is it not allowed to privately teach the Yi Jin Jing and the Marrow Cleansing Jing?

Li Xunhuan realized that Jin Si was making things difficult for him.

What's the Yi Jin Jing, what's the Marrow Cleansing Jing, what's razing Shaolin.

It's all nonsense.

"Brother, do you have a grudge against Shaolin?"

"They plan to steal the secret book from my woman."

Li Xunhuan was not surprised at all by this.

He knew all about Shaolin's virtues.

But to level Shaolin, he couldn't do it anyway.

I dare not do it even if I can do it.

"Brother, is there any other way?"

"Okay, this is the only way." Jin Si sighed.

Li Xunhuan also sighed, as expected it was the only way.

Facts have proved that hugging thighs is still useful.

Jinsi actually has a lot of ideas.

Although it is not very junior, it is at least much better than the several methods provided by Jinsi before.

But he also accepted the lesson this time, and he didn't dare to drink anymore anyway.

If you ask for it on Jin Si's head again.

It is estimated that Jin Si will burst his kidneys.