Monkey Sun Is My Younger Brother
Four hundred and ninety-seven eating weird people will lose hair
Jinsi lived in a thirty-square-meter house in Saitama.
Well, for a homeless Jinsi, it's quite spacious.
"I should have found a richer partner."
"Asshole... When you say this, you better know who you are eating and living in."
"You gotta figure it out too, you're an asshole on the dole right now."
"You don't even have unemployment benefits bastard." Saitama also yelled there.
This is the daily life of Jinsi and Saitama.
Daily chatter and quarrels.
Arguing non-stop over trivial matters.
"I'm training you, training you every day, you should call me Teacher Jin Si, bastard."
"I didn't feel like I was getting stronger at all."
"When you shed your hair, you will become stronger."
"Then why are you still so hairy?"
"I still have more hair, do you want to see it?"
"What is the appearance of more vigorous hair?"
"That's it."
Jin Si directly turned into an ape form.
Qiyu was taken aback: "You...are you a weirdo?"
"Yeah, I'm a weirdo who wants to be a hero. Don't you look down on weirdos who want to be heroes, bastard."
Saitama is also very nervous. After the initial shock, he quickly calmed down.
"It seems good to be a weirdo who is a hero."
"I want to eat snowflake beef tonight." Jin Si was lying on his side watching the TV commercial.
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Saitama was also lying on his side watching TV,
He reached out and touched the copper plate in his pocket: "I don't have the money to buy snowflake beef."
"How about I turn into a weirdo to scare people, and then you come out to stop me, and then you will be thanked by others, and then we will have money?"
"You bastard, I am 100% serious about being a hero, and I will never do such a thing." Saitama yelled, "Be serious, even if you are a weirdo, you have to work 100% hard Be a hero."
"Okay, you've become stronger, I'll try my best to be a hero." Jin Si yawned: "I don't even turn on the air conditioner..."
"This is also part of the practice." Saitama replied seriously.
"If you can't pay the electricity bill, you can't afford it, and it's a practice. When will you seriously make money, bastard."
"You have no right to say that about me."
boom--
At this moment, there was a loud noise downstairs.
Jin Si and Qi Yu came to the corridor and saw a plant monster passing below.
This plant monster is so huge that it looks like a giant cabbage.
Jin Si and Qi Yu looked at each other.
...
Although it is Jin Si training Saitama in name.
In fact, Jin Si just lay on his side and watched TV every day.
Saitama insists on doing one hundred squats, one hundred push-ups, one hundred sit-ups, and ten-kilometer long-distance running every day, and at the same time does not turn on the air conditioner in the hot summer.
This is Qiyu's training, and occasionally Jin Si will follow Qiyu's long-distance running on a small broken bicycle.
At the same time, there are various practical training, including the beating of Jin Si.
However, since Qi Yu started to lose his hair, Jin Si stopped training Qi Yu.
"Bastard, you fight me, hurry up." Qiyu pulled Jin Si cursingly.
Jin Si lay lazily on his side, eating senbei cakes.
"No, I will be beaten to death by you, and you should show enough respect to your teacher."
"You bastard, you ate mine, lived in mine, and beat me for two years, but now you don't beat me anymore, you're so rambunctious."
"When did I beat you, I was training you."
"No, just beat me."
"What's for dinner tonight?" Jin Si suddenly changed the subject.
"I met a lobster freak on the road, let's eat lobster tonight."
Looking at the two pliers that Qiyu dragged in, Jin Si said, "Qitama, I finally know why you are bald."
"Stop discussing my hair loss."
"There is a weird factor in the weird person's body, and long-term consumption will make people bald."
"You also eat every day, why are you okay?"
"I'm a weirdo myself, so, today and in the future, you'd better stop eating it, it's not good for your hair follicles."
"You just want to eat today's food all by yourself?"
"It's nothing, if you don't believe me, stop eating weirdos today."
"No, even if you want to stop, it will be the next time. Today is lobster. I haven't eaten lobster for a long time."
Boom boom boom——
At this moment, there was a loud rumbling sound in the distance.
The earth was shaking.
Jin Si watched from a distance through the window.
"Looks like something else is going on."
"You come with me," Saitama said.
"It's not that you can't solve it, why do you want me to go with you?"
"If you don't go, you will definitely steal the lobster." Qi Yu looked at Jin Si firmly.
"No, I will not."
"You will." Qi Yu didn't care so much, pulled Jin Si and jumped out.
"You let go..."
Jin Si was dragged by Saitama and jumped on the roof.
"Forget it, I'll take you with me." Jin Si couldn't help it, it was too uncomfortable for Qi Yu to hold her.
He lifted Saitama's cloak with his backhand and flew into the sky.
"You can fly?" Qiyu knew for the first time that Jin Si could fly.
"What's so strange about this, I'm a weirdo."
At this moment, a beam of energy passed by their sides.
At this time, Jinsi and Qiyu have already seen that there is a strange person ahead, who is wreaking havoc on the city.
And at his feet, lay a few professional heroes.
"Just over there, over there..."
"Okay... let's go!" Jin Si tugged Qiyu's cloak and turned it around.
"Wait... what are you doing?"
"Of course I will give you a ride."
Qi Yu was thrown directly by Jin Si and flew out.
"Ah..." Saitama had to adjust his body in the air.
He saw a crying girl in front of the weirdo.
Saitama took a deep breath, the center suddenly fell down, and kicked on the ground again.
Hug the girl in front of the weirdo away.
The weirdo looked at Qiyu: "Who are you?"
"I'm a hero driven by interest." Saitama crossed his arms and said imposingly.
"Where did that messy setting come from?" The weirdo roared impatiently: "I am a vaccine man born due to the pollution of the human environment, and I carry the will of the earth!"
The aura of the vaccine man became stronger and stronger, and his body became stronger and more ferocious.
Qiyu still looked at the vaccine man with dead eyes.
Jin Si who suddenly saw the sky turned and left.
"Damn bastard...don't even think about leaving me!" Qi Yu shouted at Jin Si in the sky.
Vaccine Man's claws had already grabbed Saitama.
Qiyu waved his hand casually without turning his head.
call--
The body of the vaccine man was instantly blasted to pieces.
Qiyu kicked his feet, jumped to Jin Si's height, and reached out to grab Jin Si's legs.
"Ah...you guard against..."
"Don't let go..."
"I... I fell... ah..."
"Fly more steadily, bastard..."
The two scuffled for a while in the sky, and finally they both crashed into a residential house.
"Run, we can't afford that much money."
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