Monster Factory

With Ye Qing's click-to-publish function, the homepage of the beautiful official website was refreshed and immediately became a picture similar to the live video room.

Above is a provocative headline with a provocative taste. Below is a live HD picture.

In the picture, you can clearly see that on a huge steel plate, two silver-white mechanical engineering chairs without exteriors are fixed.

Because of the angle problem, there is no way to see the steel structure shelf in front of the mechanical engineering chair. This also makes the website more than a thousand users, after seeing this slogan, and the live video, some inexplicable curiosity.

One-third of the more than 1,000 online users displayed in the background are the Sailors, two-thirds are curious users who have come to comment, and another third are real users of mechanical engineering chairs.

As soon as the provocative banner title came out, these curious users and the water army immediately exploded.

They have posted in the forums, some of them are not self-sufficient, some are crazy in the comments, say hurry, I want to see how the business counters those water forces.

Ye Qing is staring at the website control background, the number of online users displayed in the background, with Ye Qing playing banners and opening live video broadcasts, began to multiply up.

Looking at the number of online users who have increased to more than 5,000, Ye Qing decided to wait until more people to start his show.

With more and more posts in the forum, Ye Qing suddenly slaps his head and quickly calls Yan Zhao, the president of Magic Vision.

“Quickly, help me to add the barrage function to the live video of the official website.”

"Barrage?" Yan Zhaoge seems to have not found the banner released by Ye Qing. After half a minute, Yan Zhaoge breathed in on the phone: "You... this title is too... overbearing."

"How are you going to fight back?"

"You wait, give me ten minutes, the barrage function plug-in, we have a ready-made template here, I will help you immediately, engage in colorful barrage."

When Yan Zhao’s songs were too late to ask, they hang up the phone. As they were attracted by the topic, more and more users entered the official website. The title that Ye Qing played was being rushed by more and more users.

Only most of them are holding a joke mentality.

As the saying goes, watching the lively is not too big, they have posted to their active forums, using very exaggerated words to describe the move of the official website of the mechanical engineering chair.

[Ha ha ~ unscrupulous business to start washing the land, everyone is going to watch. 】

[The merchant put two chairs on the steel plate, saying that it is going to hit our face, let us see what is real industry, let's go see it! 】

[Business live broadcast chairs, chairs do not move, everyone is going to watch. 】

[Everyone is going to see me, what is real industrial technology, right? The technology of live hanging chairs. 】

On Weibo, some people started to continue @Lu Tianjun's mechanical forerunner ID, saying that it is a business to let you see the real industrial technology, you are going to watch.

............

It took ten minutes, and after seven minutes, the official website live video, the first red barrage was brushed out.

[The barrage is done! 】

This is definitely the Yanzhao song. This barrage has already risen to more than 50,000 online audiences. They have refreshed the webpage and found the New World, frantically leaving their footprints.

[The live brains of the hanging chair! 】

[I can't wait to know how the merchants wash their own clothes. 】

[The garbage chair is firmly finished, it is indeed the kind of chair that the mechanical pioneer has disassembled. 】

[Although the quality of the chair is expensive, the price is expensive, but I still want to say who is buying an idiot. 】

[Laughing me, is the business wanting to give us a lesson about screw drilling? 】

[You are a group of ignorant human beings, I have already seen the real industrial technology of the business. Didn’t you find out that the business is super thick? 】

[Haha~ Hello everyone, I am a small editor of the Future Technology Forum. I want to make a big news for everyone. I want the business to be funny and be appreciated by more people. 】

[66~, I went to the public number of those reporters, let them come to visit, how to make products made of garbage materials, and show us the real industrial technology. 】

The barrage was mad, and countless people were laughing at Ye Qing’s self-imposed efforts.

Live hanging chairs, this is the mechanical engineering chair that the merchants make for their own garbage materials, how to wash the ground?

Ye Qing held her arms and ignored the barrage that involved a lot of water soldiers.

Yes, Ye Qing, who opened the live broadcast on the official website and joined the barrage function, created the best vent for all the water forces.

Just register an account, you can speak freely in front of countless audiences, how to black how to black, this is definitely the most relaxed and fun of their black.

Some words are black and they can't stand it anymore, but there is obviously no management here to ban them from doing so.

Ye Qing is waiting for the number of online users in the background, and when the number of people is more, it will undoubtedly show better results.

And there are some preparations to do on the side of the master.

The rhythm ~ was brought up by the fans of this gang, and some fans who believed in the mechanical pioneers' speech.

Those very few mechanical engineering chair users have chosen to watch.

Although they also feel that this behavior of hanging the mechanical engineering chair on the steel plate is very ridiculous.

But they can't help but expect that they can show the performance of the mechanical engineering chair in a way they can't guess.

They were all sprayed into turtles, and they bought a chair to show off, and countless people praised them. Now, those who can't afford a chair, holding the words of the mechanical forerunners, are sacred and sneer at them.

Ten minutes later, the exquisite master ran and reported that Ye Qing’s things had been made.

At this time, the number of spectators has also risen to 400,000, all of which are all major forums, and Weibo runs to see the lively users.

These are real data, no zombies.

Watching the number of people grow slowly, Ye Qing activities the finger, opened the full-ban ban function, and then played the administrator-specific color-changing banner.

[Look at your eyes, the show begins. 】

After the speech, Ye Qing closed the ban function, and then the dexterous master who received the order ran to the warehouse, stood outside the video screen, and operated two mechanical engineering chairs with an extension cord.

[Haha, I have already laughed at the computer. 】

[Business is really shameless, I have to see, how do you wash this place? 】

[People who bought a mechanical engineering chair are all dead B, I said this. 】

Countless viewers waited for a half-hour still picture and finally moved.

Titicaca ~

A very fascinating mechanical joint movement sound was clearly transmitted to all viewers through a condenser microphone.

The barrage of the crazy brush screen is quiet, because the two mechanical engineering chairs are moving...

The main arm frame is like an arm, and it is very rhythmic and shakes.

Ka-Takaka-Takaka-Kana~

With the main support arm shaking, the five auxiliary support arms of the mechanical engineering chair have made a very humanized, flexible movement like a palm.

Stretch, hold!

The seat, made purely mechanically, is like a boxer standing in the ring and preparing to challenge a strong enemy, moving his hands in a rhythmical manner.

More than 400,000 people gathered from countless forums and major microblogs, and their audiences who are wide-eyed and ready to see business jokes have been taken down by this hugely transformed brain.

Two mechanical engineering chairs fixed on the steel plate, turned out to be...

It instantly became the hands of boxers. Who has seen this huge change from ancient times to the future?

Ye Qing did not open the ban, but at this time the barrage was completely blank, just like the brains of countless viewers.

The mechanical engineering chair on the left suddenly picked up five sub-mechanical arms and hit them in a very standard and very professional position.

"boom!"

Just when the audience thought that the air was hit, a muffled sound was transmitted to everyone's ears.

The video picture then rotates, and finally in a correct posture, so that everyone can see clearly, the full details of this show.

A sandbag!

A huge sandbag that is sewed in cowhide and is two meters high and is sturdyly mounted on the front steel frame.

"boom!"

The mechanical engineering chair on the right actually hit the huge sandbag from the side with a distorted angle.

Side hook!

Very standard side hooking fighting posture.

Because the body is to be protected, the five sub-mechanical arms of the mechanical engineering chair are limited to the angle of collapse. Now Ye Qing untied this restriction and finally let the audience see what the technology is.

“Hey!” “Hey!” “Hey!”

The mechanical engineering chair completely turned into an angry boxer, side hook, right hand straight punch, jab, cross fist.

Every kind of professional boxing method hits the sandbags, and like the sword, it pierces the hearts of all the audience.

Huge sandbags, like the leaves swaying in the wind.

Two mechanical seats are the wind that makes the leaves sway.

One minute passed, two minutes passed, and five minutes passed...

The mechanics seat, like a never-tired boxer, angered his fist to his opponent.

The water army that was invited by the peers, those who felt unscrupulous before, were sweating and shaking their hands.

They really want to, they want to continue typing, use the already good draft, to smear, to smear the mechanical engineering seat.

However, their trembling hands and the great tension that they have never had before, so that even if they even have one word, one word cannot be played.

Only the powerful "hey!" "Hey!" sandbags hit the sound.

Every time you hit, the hearts of all the audiences will follow.

Isn't it a smudge of a bee, saying that the quality of mechanical engineering chairs is not good?

Is there a table?

The appearance of the aluminum alloy welding technology is not closed, the material strength is easy to break?

Now, two mechanical engineering seats, completely tear off the camouflage outerwear, revealing a structure with a sci-fi and industrial atmosphere.

With all the mechanics of the manufacturer, all the power seat manufacturers, all the massage seat manufacturers, have never had the way, and can not prove it in a way that can't be done at all.

Prove your own quality and prove that you can't discredit your dignity.

I don't know how long it took, when the huge cowhide sandbags began to show signs of tearing in the video.

at last……

With the first article, the barrage of the full comment was made.

[Mechanical chair, I apologize for you, offering my most ridiculous dignity. I took the money to post, is the Mijiesi massage chair manufacturer, hire me to come to you. I will post the details of their transaction on the Internet later. 】

This comment was barely drifting through the live HD footage, when this comment disappeared.

It is followed by a tidal praise!

[I am also wrong, I will go to the live broadcast fan to show you later. 】

[666, my mother completely squatted, the face of the business slap fan is so painful. 】

[Mom asked me why my face was swollen into a pig's head. I said it was a mechanical chair. 】

[Haha~ You gang, SB, why didn't you talk, wasn't you swearing at the beginning, was it a silly crane to buy a mechanical engineering chair? 】

[Please tell me loudly, who is silly? 】

【I'm! 】【I'm! 】【I'm! 】【I'm! 】【I'm! 】......

[The one who wants to make a big news? 】

[I am here, my legs are soft, so I will wait for an hour to say. 】

[Open my eyes, open my eyes, I only have a mechanical engineering chair in my life. The merchant said that it is true, it is really what is called real industry. 】

[Real industrial technology +1! 】

[Hurry to order a mechanical engineering chair pressure shock, who is black in the future, I use the mechanical engineering chair to hit his big ear scraper. 】

[Ha ha ~ chair has been ordered! 】

[88,000, Laozi went to the construction site to move bricks for a hundred years, but also to buy! 】

[Amazing, haha ​​Chinese goods mighty, mechanical engineering chair high, since then, who dares to black it, I will send this video to him. 】

[Right right, I also recorded the image, I want to reprint it to the major forums, and fan the silly cranes that dare to black my mechanical engineering chair. 】

[Wait, everyone calmly listened to me, it was the mechanical pioneer of the pig that day, and I took the money to black my mechanical engineering chair. 】

[Ah, burn him! 】