Monster Hunter:Hunter's Notes

Pig Chop was in charge of guarding, while Gordon completed the work of stripping the Peach Hair Beast King on his own.

By this time the sun was already heading west.

I looked around and saw that Oshula had not returned from bathing yet. I was worried that if I went there rashly, I would see something I shouldn't see and get beaten. I also felt that it was stupid to stay here and wait.

After thinking about it, he finally broke off a branch, left a message on the ground next to the body of the Tao Mao Beast King, saying "Pig Chop and I are going back to the camp first", and then returned to the hunter's camp with Pork Chop.

It wasn't until dusk fell that Oshula, with his hair wet and his armor and weapons clearly cleaned carefully, returned to the hunter's camp by the lake.

The first time she entered the camp and saw Gordon, she did not ask about the extraction of materials. Instead, she nervously said, "How is it? Does it still smell?"

Pork Chop, who has a keen sense of smell, turned around and secretly covered his little nose.

Gordon held out his share of deodorizing jade with a sullen face.

Urshula: "..."

After a brief silence, Urshula snatched the deodorizing jade handed over by Gordon, cursed and walked towards the lakeside outside the camp gate.

She decided that if she couldn't wash it off, she wouldn't sleep tonight.

Gordon didn't know how late Urshula had been bathing. Anyway, when he fell asleep, the guy hadn't returned to the camp yet.

When the two of them got on the herbivorous dragon carriage back to Minagard City early the next morning, there was basically no smell on Oshula's body.

——The premise is that you don’t put your nose too close to smell carefully, otherwise the pork chop will have been beaten by Oshula.

As a price, Oshurana's wheat-colored skin, which originally gave people a sense of health, has been washed white and her whole body seems to be swollen.

The Wrath of the Strange Bird and the peach-haired Beast King armor were also temporarily dismantled and put away by her. She will probably have to spend some time cleaning them carefully after returning.

"Don't tell anyone about this, especially those bastards in the assembly hall, have you heard?" Urshula said fiercely to Gordon, holding the pork chop in her arms and ravaging her, who was trying to stay away from her.

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"Okay, okay, I won't say anything." Gordon raised his hands in surrender.

"Ah, by the way, where are the materials that were stripped yesterday?" It was only now that Urshula, who was almost collapsed by the stench, finally recalled the purpose of his hunting.

Gordon's face suddenly darkened. He took a package, took out the contents of the package one by one, and placed them in front of Oshula.

"The claws of the Peach-hair Beast King, the teeth of the Peach-hair Beast King, the skin of the Peach-hair Beast King, the claws of the Peach-hair Beast King, the skin of the Peach-hair Beast King...

That’s it? No more?”

Urshula's face was filled with disappointment that could not be concealed.

Gordon turned the empty package over and tipped it over, shrugging helplessly.

"Hey, maybe this is life..." Oshula covered her face, looking helpless.

After admiring Urshula's doubtful expression for a while, Gordon suddenly took out a handful of green things from behind, with a pretended surprise on his face, and said with a bad smile:

"Huh? What is this and why is it in my bag?"

"Ah ah!!!"

Urshula, who subconsciously looked up, let out a piercing scream, which even shocked the herbivorous dragon pulling the cart in front of him. Gordon spent a lot of time trying to calm it down.

"Holy shit, shit! This is it! This is the 'brightly colored fur'! Hahahaha! I finally got it!"

The extremely excited Urshula jumped out of the car and ran back and forth dancing for a while. Until she calmed down a little, she ran back to Gordon who was driving, staring and said:

"You kid just fucked me?"

Gordon, who didn't expect the other party's reaction to be so big, sneered twice and made a random excuse, saying, "With big ups and downs, the joy will be doubled, right?"

Urshula suddenly rushed towards Gordon and threw him onto the floor of the Herbivorous Dragon Cart.

'Does she want to kiss herself? Or strangle herself?'

Gordon, who was being held down by Urshula, had a look of horror on his face, and such a strange idea popped into his mind.

However, he guessed everything wrong.

Like a strange-faced tribe who only digs mushrooms, Oshula lay on his chest and rummaged around for a while, finally pulling out the exotic gold coin Hayata gave him, holding it in his hand and kissing it hard.

"I knew it! I knew this gold transfer coin would be effective!"

Gordon: "..."

I was overthinking it, I’m sorry!!

...

Two days have passed since we returned to Minagard City.

As long as it's not during the hunting season, the hunter gathering place here is always busy.

In the hunting grounds, hunters need to be alert at all times, so when they return to their base town, in order to relax their spirits, they will become extra relaxed.

It is common to drink, brag and eat a big meal, and to engage in martial arts over a disagreement.

For example, right now, Gordon is arm-wrestling with a giant man nearly two meters tall, and he is surrounded by brothers and sisters who are laughing and making a lot of noise.

The giant man's name was Ted, and he was a gunslinger. His smooth head and a hideous scar almost cut his entire face in half, making his face look unfriendly.

Okay, maybe that's a little too modest.

This is a guy who can make a child cry with just a glare...

He looked even more frightening at this time, with a vein as thick as his little finger bulging on his forehead, and the huge scar running through his face became scarlet as his face became congested with blood, making him look like an ugly centipede.

He has tried his best.

Gordon, who was sitting opposite him, was in the same situation. His teeth were clenched and he was breathing heavily from his nostrils. His already thick biceps were bulging like a hill as he used all his firepower.

The solid long table made of solid wood made creaking noises under the full exertion of these two heavyweight players, and seemed to collapse at any time.

The guys watching the game seemed to be more excited than the two of them, and the cheers mixed with swear words could almost lift the roof of the assembly hall.

"Hey! Come on, Gordon! I bet five hundred gold on you!"

"Ted, haven't you eaten yet? How come you can't even compare to this young man! Come on, fuck me harder!"

"Come on! Hey, hey, hey! This damn bald man can't hold on any longer!"

"Why is the pork chop so cute! Come here and rub it for sister~"

The two big hands, which were always in the middle position, were tilting towards Gordon little by little.

"Drink!"

Think of your opponent as the monster you're wrestling with, and roar like you would when you're hunting, swinging your sword with all your might.

With a wave of outbursts, Gordon finally slammed Ted's arm onto the table, causing the plates and wine glasses beside him to jump under the impact.

"waaaagh!"

After winning the final victory, Gordon suddenly stood up, raised his arms high and cheered, and the noise and laughter around him suddenly reached a new level.

Ted, who lost, wasn't too angry. He waved his palms and jumped up with a scream, punched Gordon hard on his thick chest, then raised Gordon's right arm high and cheered together.

Hunters are such a pure group. Regardless of age or gender, as long as you are good enough, you will be respected.