Monster Hunting High School

Xiao Xiao is not the only one interested in the 'last three minutes'.

In fact, after getting up on Sunday morning, the paper cranes flew to dormitory 403 one after another - including interview invitations from the school newspaper or the Beta Town Post, as well as little curses mailed by anonymous people ( Zheng Qing had no reason to suspect that most of them were flown from the Alpha Academy), and there were also application materials for trying to join the Exoneration Hunting Team again.

The most mentioned thing in the letters was curiosity about what happened in the last three minutes of the trial last night, how the hunter who apologized lasted until the end, etc.

For this kind of information, Zheng Qing chose to read it and not read it back.

In addition, there are also many paper cranes that simply serve as greeting cards.

When each of these paper cranes is taken apart, it will make a crisp sound like a firecracker, and some will have shining light and shadow effects, or like snowflakes painted by a rainbow.

"Congratulations to the Exoneration Hunting Team! You are the pride of Jiuyou Academy!"

After Fatty Xin finished reading the contents of the letter, he threw it into the box on his desk - there was already a thick pile of similar letter paper in it - and then complained: "...it's too shabby...the blessings are all the same." , those curse words have come up with many new tricks.”

While he was talking, he happened to open another ordinary red paper crane.

A huge, thick lip like Angelina Jolie suddenly appeared in the air, and a sharp and high-pitched voice almost shattered the glass: "Liar! Cheating! Shameless person!..."

"If you fight and criticize, don't talk about it!"

Xiao Xiao lazily flicked her Dharma book, and a spell flew out from the bamboo slips spread out on the desk, easily dispelling the small curse in mid-air, and did not let her finish the worse words that followed.

"I have a theory, the person who wrote this letter is probably a very well-educated witch." Dylan lay on the edge of the coffin and guessed clearly: "Normally speaking, you should choose a worse mouth to curse, such as a dominatrix. Or the female ogre... her mouth is full of yellow fangs, crooked, and it looks like a smelly nose... With such beautiful lips, even if she curses, it won't feel so bad. "

Fatty Xin looked at Mr. Vampire Werewolf with empty eyes.

"There is a high probability that this is not 'education', but 'abnormality'." The fat wizard did not hide his attitude and commented in slightly mean words: "If your requirements for 'education' are so low, I am very suspicious of you. Can you tell the difference between an asshole and a sewer hole?”

"When I was a kid, there were no sewers in the castle." Dylan was not angry at all because of the fat wizard's rudeness, and recalled in a slightly sad tone: "People in the city poop on the street... Do you know high heels? It was originally invented so that people could avoid stepping on shit when walking on the street..."

Xiao Xiao rolled his eyes and automatically blocked the increasingly serious discussion between his two companions.

He balled up an abusive letter, crumpled it into a ball, and threw it at Zheng Qing, who was lying on the bed: "Silence can't solve any problems! You have to think of a reasonable reply..."

"Right now...wait a moment!"

The young public-funded student bit his brush and kept revising the manuscript in front of him. After a while, he jumped up from the bed and looked at his companions with an excited face: "Come, listen to my reply..."

The other three people all looked at him.

"cough!"

The captain of the Forgiveness Hunting Team cleared his throat: "We have noticed some remarks about the school hunting competition and are paying attention to it. The Forgiveness Hunting Team's position on the hunting competition is consistent, and any violation of the hunting team will be punished. must be punished, and the purpose and principles of the hunting competition should be jointly maintained. The Yu Sin Hunting Team always adheres to the concept of 'faster, higher, stronger, cleaner' and firmly supports the economical management of this school hunting meeting. The purpose of the "Green Campus Cup" is that the final result of each hunting game is closely related to the complete strength of each hunting team. The school will continue to play every game from the perspective of strength. The hunting game is ongoing. The Forgiveness Hunting Team calls on all parties concerned to stop being troublemakers who spread lies and be builders of peace, stability and unity in the school.”

After reading, he looked at everyone expectantly.

Xiao Xiao adjusted his glasses expressionlessly; Dylan bared his fangs as if he had a toothache; only Fatty Xin held his chest with one hand and pinched his chin with the other, looking thoughtful.

"How is it?" The young public-funded student laughed dryly.

The fat wizard nodded: "It sounds interesting."

"It seems that everything has been said, but nothing has been said." Mr. Vampire Werewolf commented: "If I were the questioner, I would ask, 'What happened in the last three minutes?'"

"Please pay attention to the subsequent games of the Forgiveness Hunter Team, thank you." Xiao Xiao replied with a sneer.

Zheng Qing gave a thumbs up in appreciation.

"How did the Exoneration Hunters defeat a being with the power of a great wizard?" Dylan changed the question.

This time it was the fat wizard who answered him.

"The final result of each hunting game is closely related to the complete strength of each hunting team. You Zui will continue to play every game of his from the perspective of strength." He imitated Zheng Qing's tone and said strictly. He repeated the reply just now, very much like the green parrots on duty on the first floor of the office building.

"bingo!"

Zheng Qing laughed and nodded with satisfaction: "That's it. Let's not fall into other people's context and logic. Just answer at your own pace."

"What a beautiful load of crap."

Mr. Vampire Werewolf shrugged his shoulders and slid into the coffin like a slug. His voice suddenly became loud and angry: "The reporter from Beta Town Post will not be happy with your answer."

"If they are unhappy, then I will be even happier." Zheng Qing couldn't help but raise the corners of his mouth as he thought about his past experiences. He flicked the parchment in his hand and became more and more satisfied with the content on it.

Xiao Xiao poured a spoonful of cold water on him.

"Others may not copy your answer exactly." He gave an example: "After some questioning, you only need to write a few sentences: "In the face of reporters' inquiries, the forgiveness hunting team responded to what happened in the last three minutes. Keeping secrets, "avoiding talking about the specific situation at the time," etc., will immediately make you look like you have a "guilty conscience."

Fatty Xin added another glass of cold water: "And besides being malicious, there are also many people who are just curious... answers that are too routine are likely to disappoint them."

"Disappointment is better than some worse results." The young public-funded student sighed: "If it weren't for the fact that the whole thing was too subtle, I wouldn't use such a stupid method."