Monster Hunting High School

Zheng Qing lay on his back on the ground.

He was hit head-on by three elves who were more than three feet tall. He didn't break bones and vomit blood on the spot, but he was already rough-skinned and thick-muscled. Fortunately, the three elves pulled the boy in a tacit understanding at the last moment, slowing down his fall and preventing his head from hitting the floor directly.

But Zheng Qing would rather hit his head on the floor and faint on the spot.

He stared at the dark green mildew stains stuck in the corners of the ceiling with dull eyes, listened to the fat man's breathless laughter, and the clear and sweet sound of "Zhazha" echoed in his ears, his face changed. The last expression was one of despair.

Oh, let me become a piece of mildew.

He said this to himself in his heart.

Just stay in the corner quietly and rot, deteriorate, and be destroyed.

"Zhazha~"

"Slag~hug~"

"Hug~scum~"

Elves - no, to be precise, they should be 'big elves'. The three-foot-tall elves can no longer be called elves. The difference between them and ordinary elves is almost comparable to that between great wizards and ordinary wizards. The difference - the big elf's melodious voice echoed in the small dormitory, and the fat cat Tuantuan unexpectedly showed some kindness, meowing like a real cat, rubbing against the big elves, and in the process Mixed with the fat wizard's intermittent laughter and the doctor's heavy coughing, dormitory 403 had a contradictory feeling of deserted yet lively for a while.

"Well, they have evolved a more advanced language system."

Dr. Xiao Da coughed dryly and spoke again, trying to dispel the cheerful air around them with a more serious topic: "Maybe you can start teaching them how to speak... teach them some serious things."

Fatty Xin laughed even louder.

Zheng Qing ignored them.

Continue to stare at the ceiling indifferently.

The doctor didn't need to remind him. He realized this from the moment the three little guys shouted "Zha". so what? Can you make them swallow the words they spoke back into their stomachs? If you can't even swallow the words you speak, does that count as an evolution of language function?

This unreasonable thought flashed through his mind.

At the same time, two of the three big elves were holding his arms, one on the left and the other on the right, sniffing his scent like puppies; the remaining one simply sat on his chest with two white and tender elves. Her tender little hands scratched his face randomly, not afraid of suffocating his master to death.

Snapped!

A loud slap suddenly appeared, like a fierce whip, instantly taking away the attention of everyone in the room, including the big and small elves, Tuantuan, and Xiao Xiao. They all fell silent and looked at the fat man who slapped him.

Even Zheng Qing's eyes twitched.

"It's bad, it's bad!"

The fat wizard stamped his feet and looked like he had just remembered: "These elves have heard us call you 'Brother Scum' too many times, so they thought that was your name, so they called you that, right?"

Zheng Qing turned his eyes back to the direction of the ceiling.

I feel tired and don’t want to talk.

Xiao Xiao, on the other hand, adjusted his glasses and nodded slightly: "That should be it... We rarely call Brother Zha by his real name. Their awareness is not strong enough, so confusion is inevitable."

This is vaguely giving Zheng Qing a ladder.

But he didn't want to come down.

I just want to pretend to be dead for a while.

Moreover, lying on the ground is also very comfortable.

"I mean, this is a habit they have 'infected through their eyes and ears,' right?" The fat wizard struggled with the words and glanced at Zheng Qing with his little eyes.

"What exactly do you want to say?" Xiao Xiao narrowed his eyes and looked at the fat wizard suspiciously.

"cough,"

The fat wizard coughed dryly, reached out to pick up the skin on the back of Tuantuan's neck, took it into his arms, and stressed: "I have no other meaning, I just thought of a few similar situations... Of course, I don't mean Tuantuan, it doesn't seem to have any The intention of speaking..."

The fat cat struggled wildly in his arms.

Compared with the fat man, it prefers the fragrant big elf.

"...I'm not talking about Maodou," Fatty Xin hugged Fat Cat tightly, his voice seemed a bit dry: "But Maodou likes to imitate cats, which is a bad habit..."

Before he could finish speaking, Zheng Qing sat up in a hurry.

He almost threw away the big elf lying on top of him, but luckily she spread her wings in time and hugged the wizard's neck, and managed to maintain her identity as a 'pendant'.

But Zheng Qing didn't notice this detail at all.

Fat cats, edamame, bad habits.

He finally couldn't pretend to be dead anymore.

Because based on the two examples of the fat wizard's continuous 'progress' and 'hint', he thought in horror of another little guy who had not yet learned to speak - Poseidong!

right!

What if Bo Saidong doesn't learn well either?

Zheng Qing subconsciously shuddered when he thought that when the little fox grew up, he suddenly started talking one day, using words like 'brother scum', 'scumbag', 'daddy scumbag' and 'daddy scumbag'.

No, he must nip it in the bud and nip this risk in the bud.

He raised his head and glanced out the window. There was still daylight and it was not dark yet. It was totally time to go to Beta Town.

"I know you are in a hurry, but don't leave in a hurry yet."

Xiao Xiao grabbed Zheng Qing, who was about to run out, and pointed at the three big elves hanging on him: "Just in time, when you go out, take them with you... If Qingqiu Mansion is inconvenient, It can also be placed in D\u0026K.”

Ouch!

The fat cat's angry roar came from the fat wizard's arms, seeming to be angrily scolding the doctor for his suggestion.

"What?"

Zheng Qing lowered his head and looked at the pendants on his body before he came back to his senses - indeed, after the three little elves turned into three big elves, they looked like young girls at this time, and they were hiding as usual. Boys dormitories are a lot of inconveniences.

"okay."

He nodded in agreement and was about to go out when the remaining elves in the room swarmed up and hung on the wizard, looking like they refused to let him go.

"Take them all away."

Fatty Xin touched the fat cat in his arms, whose eyes suddenly lost luster, and sighed: "It's a bit inappropriate to separate them... I let them live here for their health. Now everyone is healthy, find a place that is more suitable for them Accommodation is necessary.”

"Remember to hang up your invisibility charm when you go out. These big elves are too eye-catching." The doctor then reminded.

"Also, try to place them in Qingqiu Mansion."

Fatty Xin's tone was very serious, as if he was afraid that Zheng Qing would not expect it, so he took the trouble to explain: "The two rat brothers Dingdang Er and Ding Dong Er have legendary wizards behind them, so they are safe when they live in D\u0026K and appear in broad daylight. …But these little elves don’t have such a strong background, and failure to protect them will attract those coveting lunatics, so it is very necessary to stay under the protection of Councilor Su.”

"Oh, also, be sure not to go to the girls' dormitory." Before going out, Xiao Xiao grabbed Zheng Qing's arm and solemnly warned: "Don't, absolutely!"