Monster Hunting High School

How does it feel to become a cat?

This is a very subjective question.

For people who are addicted to cats and rely on playing cats to reshape their lives, becoming a cat may be God's blessing; but for a person with a sound personality and healthy living habits, the feeling of becoming a cat is a bit subtle. .

Zheng Qing pinched his chin and recalled the vague experience of being a cat during the day. He felt that this question was not easy to answer.

"Becoming a cat will give you a feeling of being freed from restraints and a sense of freedom." He hesitated, trying to choose the right words in his answer: "Of course, a cat's perspective is different from a human's perspective..."

"Go deeper, go deeper." Xiao Xiao impatiently interrupted Zheng Qing's pale description, waving the brush in his hand and emphasizing: "Go deep into your own memories and find more specific and detailed pictures... such as today. What did you do when you were a cat?"

Zheng Qing's mind immediately thought of the wooden bench under the tree-lined road.

And that cute smile.

And a soft and fragrant embrace.

A layer of heat appeared on his face involuntarily.

"Why are you blushing?" Xiao Xiao lowered his head, his eyes shot out from the top of his glasses frame, examining the publicly funded student in front of him.

"Refreshed." Zheng Qing didn't know where his brain was wrong, so he opened his mouth and started talking.

"Why are you so yellow again..." Xiao Xiao twitched the corner of his mouth and continued to ask very cooperatively.

"The wax is applied when the weather is cold." The young public-funded student finally got rid of the charming images in his mind, and looked at the great doctor in front of him with a smile, with a flattering look on his face: "What time is it? Is it time for dinner? Do you want me to help? Are you bringing food?”

"No rush, no rush, we'll talk about the meal later... Let's talk about what you did when you were a cat." Xiao Xiao put the brush on the inkstone, folded his arms, and leaned back. He looked at the young public-funded student in front of him with interest and guessed:

"You are not in the habit of lying, and your behavior just now was a bit excessive...So, you must have done something shameful...Did you enter the girls' dormitory and see something you shouldn't have seen?"

"Nonsense!" Zheng Qing jumped up from the chair like a cat with explosive fur.

"It's indeed wrong." Xiao Xiao pinched his chin and nodded repeatedly: "The defensive magic in the girls' dormitory is ten times that of the boys' dormitory... Without an invitation, not even a male ant can crawl in... A male ant, Male...have you turned into a female cat? "

"You just turned into a female cat!" Zheng Qing rolled his eyes and replied angrily: "Brother is a male from head to toe, bah, bah, he is a man from head to toe!"

Xiao Xiao finally gave up the idea of ​​taking the answer directly from Zheng Qing's mouth.

But he has not given up his intention to continue to obtain first-hand information on the experience of transfiguration from young publicly funded students.

He opened his notebook and shook his head: "Originally, I didn't want to go to such trouble..."

Zheng Qing stared at him suspiciously, wondering what the great doctor was up to.

"Ahem." Xiao Xiao cleared his throat and stopped asking Zheng Qing about his feelings after turning into a cat. Instead, he began to systematically introduce information about transformation magic.

"...Transfiguration is a profound magic..."

"...because this spell involves both the distortion of the soul and the process of material reshaping."

"Deep in the heart of every wizard, there is their unique belief and projection... When this belief is projected into reality through magic, it will unconsciously guide the wizard to become an existence that conforms to their wishes."

"Whether it's a rat, or a bedbug...or a tree that never moves and just stands alone in the wilderness."

"Can a wizard turn into a tree?" Zheng Qing couldn't help but interrupt the doctor's soliloquy and asked curiously: "I remember that when Professor Yi was explaining the concept of transformation potion to me, he mentioned that I could only turn into the twelve zodiac signs. inner……"

"To be precise, it is part of the Chinese zodiac, part of insects, and a very small number of cold-blooded animals." Xiao Xiao nodded: "The plant-based transformation technique is a rare and ancient spell. The related inheritance involves faith and long-term unique practice. ...Historically, these wizards were called 'druids.'

"The self-trained transformation technique can temporarily distort the projection deep in the heart, giving wizards a wider range of transformation options... Some wizards in legend can even achieve hundreds of changes in a day, or even ever-changing achievements."

"And the transformation spell cast through magic potions will only turn you into a certain fixed creature based on your characteristics..."

"I have never felt like a cat." Zheng Qing took out his black donkey hoof from the gray cloth bag, played with it, and replied gloomily.

"This is your business... In short, magic can't go wrong." Dr. Xiao Da shrugged and did not continue to argue on this issue, but continued to analyze patiently:

"According to the 'law of conservation of the soul', in a multi-dimensional environment, the quality of the soul of a three-dimensional creature is constant when it is transformed. This value is approximately between 3.04 and 3.05 of e...Due to the natural instability of the dimensions, this value is always With slight fluctuations, wizards are temporarily unable to obtain a precise number."

"...This means that even if you become a cat, the quality of your soul will not decrease...so your cat must have intelligence and abilities that far exceed those of ordinary wild cats."

Zheng Qing nodded repeatedly.

That's right.

Cats that can understand human speech and have the ability to think logically must be extremely intelligent.

So far, the young public-sponsored students have listened with gusto.

Xiao Xiao is worthy of being a big shot with the title of doctor.

This explanation turned out to be much more profound than anything Professor Yi mentioned.

"... Correspondingly, although the wizard's self-understanding will not be interrupted after the transformation - that is to say, after the normal transformation, the wizard will always remain himself - but his related aesthetics and preferences will be closer to the transformed creature. "

"Such as you turned into a cat."

"Not only will your appearance be that of a cat, but your preferences and aesthetics will also be closer to that of a cat... This is the result of the interaction between cat personality and personality."

"At this time, although you have not completely turned into a cat, you are definitely very different from the original you. You are no longer a pure human being."

"This is also the main reason why transfiguration is listed as a high-risk spell by the Wizards Alliance."

"Without a strong soul and a firm will, wizards will be tortured and crazy by the sense of division between different species before and after transformation."

"In fact, according to the classification of the white men, any wizard who has learned the art of transformation is 100% schizophrenic...it's just that the severity of the schizophrenia is different."

Ah? !

Zheng Qing blinked, weighed the black donkey's hoof in his hand, and considered whether to smash it into the face of the four-eyed frog in front of him.

Why did he suddenly become mentally ill?