Monster Hunting High School

"Ah sneeze!"

A mouse wearing a green vest sneezed heavily.

"Ah sneeze! Ah sneeze!!"

Another mouse wearing a green vest stood next to his companion and sneezed twice as if he was infected.

"yawn……"

The third mouse in a red vest stretched heavily, yawned, then raised his eyelids, glanced at his companions who were sneezing one after another in front of him, and shouted in a lazy tone: " Number thirty-three, number thirty-four... Please keep your number and respond quickly when your number is called. We are very pressed for time and will not wait for your number.”

Obviously, the mouse in the red vest was very familiar with these words, and even though he repeated them in a lazy voice, there was no pause at all. As it spoke, it pushed two slender strips of paper to the end of the table.

The mouse in the cyan vest wiped his nose, took the note respectfully, then turned back and walked towards the waiting area.

Behind them, the mouse in a red vest shook the copper bell on the corner of the table and shouted at the top of his lungs: "Green Skin No. 11, Green Skin No. 11! Please follow the assistant mouseman to the office! Green Skin No. 11 !”

"It's coming, it's coming! Please wait a moment!!" A thin mouse wearing a green vest stumbled over from a short distance away, almost hitting two other companions who were passing by.

"I'm so sorry! Please forgive me!" The skinny mouse miraculously turned around while running forward, bowed heavily at ninety degrees, and apologized. The long tail swung in a beautiful arc in mid-air, making the smooth wall of the corridor crackle.

"Be careful, you will be charged three times the compensation for damaging public property!" The mouse in the red vest warned loudly, then stretched its head forward a little, and shouted at the people who were queuing up to get the number: "I'm warning you again, don't jump in the queue!" Learn how to be polite! If you see me jumping in line again, you will be disqualified from today’s meeting! ... Come and get your number next!”

"Hiss, it hurts! It hurts!" The skinny mouse turned around and continued to stumble forward, gasping softly. The long tail behind it also ended its role of 'turning the rudder', and retracted it with a snap, wrapping around its tiny waist several times, wrapping it tightly.

"Sneeze!" One of the two mice it passed by covered its nose again and sneezed heavily, and couldn't help complaining: "Who is talking about me!"

As he spoke, Mr. Mouse rubbed the tip of his red nose and shook his round ears. His high-pitched voice spread far along the smooth oval tunnel, giving his voice a peculiar charm.

"If you sneeze once and you get complained, then what if I sneeze several times?" Another mouse wearing a green vest blew its nose, then used its paws to wipe away the fine droplets stuck to its beard, and snorted: "There are many reasons for sneezing. Maybe it's just because you have been outside for too long and are not used to the smell of home. Don't be presumptuous and think that a rat is talking about you...ah, ah, sneeze! sneeze!"

While they were talking, two mice wearing green vests had walked to the waiting area, found a large wooden chair and sat down. At the same time, they grabbed two green holly leaves from the branches of the holly tree next to them.

Hearing the sound of falling leaves, a few round-bellied yellow bees vibrated their wings, buzzed and flew in front of the two mice, shook their bellies, squeezed out a few drops of oily and transparent liquid, and dripped on the leaves. Then it flew away slowly.

"Suck!" Qingpi sneezed and couldn't wait to suck a few mouthfuls of the honey from the leaves. He made a satisfied sound in his throat and smacked his lips: "It's such a nostalgic taste... You said I was out for too long, But I haven’t actually been out for a few days, so where is the growth?”

"You really have small ears and a small brain." Another mouse wearing a green vest grabbed the tip of his tail, scratched his chin, and said with disdain: "Do you think yours is a wizard? We are mice! Rats! Rats!"

"How long is the lifespan of a mouse? Is it one year, two years, or three years?! Our total lifespan is only two or three years. Are you going to compare with those wizards who often have hundreds or even thousands of years?"

"One day for us is equivalent to one or two months for them!"

"In other words, if you go out for a few days, according to wizards' time, it is equivalent to less than half a year. How can it not be long? I still need to explain such a simple truth... It is so disappointing to me."

"I'm so sorry." Although the first mouse said sorry, there was no apology in his tone. Of course, his expression did look a little surprised: "I didn't expect that everyone would call him a 'little fool'. You have such a strong logical thinking ability... no wonder you can escape from the claws of cats! "

"Please call me Tink-ears, don't call me little fool!" The other mouse glanced at his companion angrily: "I didn't call you fool, did I? Tink-ears."

"Okay, little fool, I remember, I will pay attention next time." Upon hearing this, Dingdang Er immediately put the leaf on his lap, then raised his paws, pretending to surrender, and at the same time added without any sincerity: "Besides, no one else thinks I'm reckless except you, so your threats have no effect."

Ding Dong Er sighed heavily, sucked up the last bit of honey on the leaves, then stuffed the holly leaves into his mouth and chewed them.

While chewing, it muttered: "I got the first place in the class test in arithmetic this time... You can't always say that I am a fool. Can a fool have such strong logical thinking ability?"

"These are two different things." Dingdang Ears grabbed the holly leaf on her lap and stuffed it into her mouth. While chewing, she said, "Just like the last time you were captured by that forest cat... If you are not confused, which one A mouse will pretend to be dead in front of a civet? Well, it’s so delicious. When did you find out that this holly leaf is edible?”

"I discovered it when I came here for the first time!" Ding Dong Er showed off proudly, but then he remembered what his companion had said before, and immediately became furious and said angrily: "You don't need to blame me for pretending to be dead? Doesn't the book say that When you encounter a cat on the road, do you have to pretend to be dead so that you don’t get eaten? My ancestors also said this.”

"The premise, the premise is very important. Both our ancestors and books have said that the prerequisite for pretending to be dead is that you have not encountered a civet."

"How do I know it's a civet?" Dingdong's ears suddenly wilted, and even the whiskers at the corners of his mouth drooped. Obviously, his companion's words touched his deepest heart.

"So this is where we say you are confused." Dingdang Ears pulled off a green leaf from the holly tree next to it, and said proudly: "Who are we? Rats! We should hide in the dark and observe quietly. Act after you know it clearly... Like me, if I hadn't observed it clearly, I would never have gone down the tree to make a deal with that black cat."

As he spoke, he stretched out his paw and touched his crotch, took out a shiny object, and threw it up and down in front of his companions like a show off.