Monster Hunting High School

Thumping, banging, banging.

Listening to the sound of a group of birds of different sizes and types flapping their wings and flying out of the store, Dr. Xiao Da, the acting shopkeeper of D\u0026K, immediately hit his head on the counter and let out a long sigh:

"Finally gone... These guys are so noisy. Every second they stay, I feel like my life is shortened by ten days!"

"You can feel it for ten days?" Li Meng raised his head and looked at Xiao Xiao in surprise.

Because the fresh talisman had just been used, the smell in the shop was very refreshing, so the little witch did not leave the shop in a hurry. Instead, she gathered in front of a cage, grabbing a peanut and teasing a ten-month-old mouse. The little mouse was holding the cage with its front paws, and the tip of its nose was in front of the little witch's hand, moving rapidly, with a longing expression on its face.

"Exaggeration, do you understand?" Xiao Xiao did not raise his head, but rested his head on his arm, turned his face, looked at the little witch, and emphasized weakly: "Ten days is an exaggeration of rhetoric... This is the basis of language. You still have to learn how to use it.”

Before he finished speaking, with a sound of flapping wings, the leading green parrot flew back again. After circling for a week, it landed in front of the counter, with its curved beak just touching the tip of Dr. Xiao's nose.

The wizard was startled, and he pushed his head back so hard that he almost broke his neck before he could take a breath. He grinned in pain and screamed.

"Yeah, I was just visiting your new store, and I almost forgot about the gift!" The green parrot chuckled, raised its paw, and showed off a small brown leather bag tied to its ankle.

There is a shiny brass button on the leather bag, which is tightly fastened.

Without bothering the young wizards and witches to help, the green parrot lowered its head, curved its beak and moved the leather bag flexibly a few times to open the copper buckle. Then it put its beak in, picked at it for a moment, and fished out a quill.

Red, white, pink, green, yellow, cyan, etc., the colorful quills are of different lengths and lengths, gathered into a large handful, and then tied with a red ribbon, looking around Like a fluffy flower in full bloom, it looks particularly festive.

"Ahem," the green parrot put its wings to its mouth and coughed twice.

After seeing everyone's attention focused on it, the parrot calmly showed another small piece of paper under its wings - this piece of paper seemed to be stuck under its wings - and then stared at a pair of With his round little black eyes, he solemnly read every word:

"The winter wind blows, the war drums beat, whoever is afraid of the opening of a small shop!"

"Good goods are not afraid of the dark, good news is flying everywhere!"

"The Bird Workers Association of the First University congratulates on the establishment of Dingding Financial and Pesticide Company. We have specially prepared a small gift! Thousands of kilometers to send bird feathers, a small gift but a heavy affection. I hope your company will have a successful business and prosper, and it will get better and better day by day." powerful!"

Some weird congratulations were recited by the green parrot with a sonorous and powerful voice, which frightened the young wizards for a moment.

"There is an Ornithological Workers Association at First University?" The little witch left the mouse cage and after hearing the green parrot's congratulations, she was so surprised that she couldn't help but tug on her cousin's sleeves and asked in a low voice.

Jiang Yu sighed, but did not lower his head. Instead, he subconsciously licked the green hair hanging down by his ears, and replied softly: "I'm not a parrot, how do I know... You should ask your little white about this kind of thing."

Li Meng scratched his ears and felt that this answer was very reasonable.

On the other side, after handing the gift to Xiao Xiao, the green parrot stretched out his paws to ask for a red envelope, while thinking about the bird food he wanted: "I just said that I forgot something before... your store is not a pest control company. The main business is insecticide, right? Insects are good food for birds, so we are not picky about them! So, there is actually bird food in the store, right?”

This strange reasoning caught Xiao Xiao off guard. He adjusted his glasses for a long time before he thought of the appropriate words:

"The 'pesticide' in our store name does not specifically refer to killing insects, but refers to all harmful organisms in general, or the word 'Bug' has a richer meaning."

"Furthermore, the store has just opened and is still in the trial operation stage. Whether it is finance or pest control, it has not been officially launched yet."

With that said, Xiao Xiao had stuffed several wrapped red envelopes into the leather pouch on the green parrot's ankle, and thoughtfully fastened the copper buckle on it. At the end, he carefully patted the thick and bulging leather bag and added emphatically: "...I guarantee that if there are killed bugs in the store, they will definitely be fried by the captain of our forgiveness hunting team. I’ll send it to you later!”

The green parrot raised its paws, looked at the leather bag that had been buckled with copper buttons, nodded with satisfaction, and reminded with dissatisfaction: "Well... fried worms are not healthy, we are too old to eat them. Just use rice vinegar and cooking wine to cool it. It would be better if you can add some mustard. "

Huh, I didn’t expect these birds to be food lovers? !

The corner of Xiao Xiao's mouth twitched, and he had no patience to dwell on the strange taste of the bird, so he nodded vigorously: "No problem, that's all!"

The green-skinned parrot finally stopped making noises, chuckled, flapped its wings, and took off with the help of the short wooden tabletop of the counter. After a few steps, it took off. Without looking back, he flew straight out of the store, chasing his friends who had gone away.

It wasn't until the emerald green figure completely disappeared from sight that Xiao Xiao murmured: "This time... I'm really leaving."

Li Meng listened on the sidelines, laughing so hard that she held her stomach.

Then she ran to the door kicking and trotting, stepped on the threshold, looked around, turned around and said to Xiao Xiao with certainty: "Let's go! Not a single bird can be seen!"

Xiao Xiao sat back down on the seat behind the counter and hit his head on the table again.

Next to her, Jiang Yu hesitated for a few seconds, and finally couldn't help but ask: "I've always been curious...how did these birds know that your store was open? How did you recruit them?"

"Me? Am I capable of provoking these little ancestors?" Xiao Xiao didn't even raise his head, complaining in a sullen voice: "Other than our store manager, who would provoke a flock of birds!"

The manager of the shop is Zheng Qing. As the representative of the Exoneration Hunting Team, he was assigned this status without any dispute.

Thinking of his captain's various unreliable plans and actions, the staff member of the Exoneration Hunting Team couldn't help but murmured: "I must propose a criticism meeting tonight... Absolutely, absolutely can't let Zheng Qing continue to mess around next time. . There are no rules for sending invitations to a flock of birds when opening a store! Even if everyone is a wizard, there is no such thing."

"And yesterday, he didn't come to the Qingqiu Guild Hall last night, and he did something very unethical!" Li Meng was worried about the absence of a certain government-funded student yesterday, even though Zheng Qing had provided a very reliable and reliable Reasonable reasons, but she was still not satisfied.

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