Monster Inn Rectification Report

Perhaps because of a conversation with Yu Li, Xie Fei had a dream that night.

In the dream, the deep space is endlessly high and endlessly dark, and a starlight is suddenly lit up in the darkness, and then another, and then... billions.

The stars are arranged and combined into a variety of mysterious and mysterious symbols, as if from the most rational mapping of the universe, containing the vast power that can destroy everything.

When Xie Fei woke up, the picture in the dream became fragmented. He opened the curtains dizzy and it was already bright.

Because Concubine Xiang offered to take charge of today's breakfast last night, Xie Fei was not in a hurry. He had planned to fall back to bed for a while, but when he thought about the tattered fence of the inn, he went to the bathroom to wash in discomfort.

When he went downstairs, he heard that the guests had already set off, and Yu Li left earlier, and the agent came to pick him up before six o'clock.

Concubine Xiang's cooking skills are barely enough, Xie Fei fills up her belly at will, so she arranges for her to continue cleaning the room, and he and Ah Fu go to the front yard to make up the fence.

The method of bamboo fence is not difficult. First, remove the bamboo scars, then saw the bamboo to the required length, cut the bamboo in half into four equal parts, and then use the strips to bind the cut bamboo to shape, and finally pierce it into the soil. That's it.

It's simple but cumbersome.

Xie Fei and Ah Fu were busy for most of the day, only half of the fence was repaired.

When Xie Fei was holding a knife to cut the strips, she heard a rush of footsteps, followed by Yang Duoduo's screams: "Ahhhhhhhh! My mother! Afu brother, are you a god? ?"

Xie Fei shook his hand, almost not adding a scar to himself.

He looked towards the fence gate blankly, and saw Yang Duoduo pulling his cousin towards him like a tank, running all the way to Ah Fu, not giving other people a chance to speak, and couldn't wait to explain what happened today.

It turned out that last night Afu considered that she was in danger of losing money, so she should pay more attention to her mobile phone and wallet. Yang Duoduo thought about the people coming and going in the film and television base, and there were probably thieves, so she brought a Bluetooth alarm before going out in the morning. Unexpectedly, on the food street in Shaoyang Town, her alarm suddenly rang, but the mobile phone in her trouser pocket was gone.

"At that time, the thief hadn't gone far, and the stolen goods were taken on the spot!" Yang Duoduo still had lingering fears when he mentioned the incident, but he was also too excited: "Afu brother, if it were not for you, the phone I just bought would be gone. I haven't even paid the installment yet."

"Small." Ah Fu returned carelessly, Yu Guang glanced at Xie Fei on the side, and immediately raised an enthusiastic smile: "Even if the phone is lost, I am not afraid of it. I am best at finding people and things, and I can find it 100%. Come."

Yang Duoduo nodded fiercely, she had completely admired Ah Fu's ability, and her eyes gleamed and said: "And I really saw Ouba today, he looks a hundred times better than the photo! No, a thousand times! What a pity Ou There is only one scene in Pakistan, so I withdrew it after filming. If I could look at him a few more times, I could also close my eyes peacefully—Oba?"

Xie Fei turned his head along Yang Duoduo's gaze, and saw Yu Li wearing a baseball cap standing in front of the fence, holding sunglasses in his hand, and the same dementia as Yang Duoduo hidden in his cold expression.

Obviously, Yu Li had forgotten the guest of the inn.

Xie Fei's mind turned sharply, thinking about how to resolve the situation before him, but Yu Li suddenly took a step and snapped his fingers between Yang Duoduo and Xu Lingyi.

With a "pop", the eyes of the two sisters instantly lost focus.

Yu Li gave Xie Fei a glance: "Don't want to rub my heat!" After speaking, he swaggered into the room.

Xie Fei: "..."

Ah Fu: "..."

When Yu Li disappeared, the two ladies immediately became sober, Yang Duoduo continued the foreword, happily talking about her experience in the film and television base.

Looking at her appearance, not only did she not remember that Yu Li had been there, but she also didn't notice the pause in the memory of dozens of seconds.

So, is it the effect of the pen in the "Men in Black" movie?

Xie Fei can't help but sympathize with Ms. Yang, who regretted missing her idol.

No matter how high Yang Duoduo talks, after all, after a day out, his energy is limited, and he went back to the room with Xu Lingyi in a short while.

As soon as the two left, Xie Fei touched Ah Fu with his elbow, and whispered: "A Fu brother, have you found Miss Xu always looking at you?"

Although Xu Lingyi was still wearing sunglasses, Xie Fei felt that the other party's sight had hardly left Ah Fu, and she looked back at Ah Fu several times before leaving.

As a demon, Ah Fu has more keen senses than humans. He nodded, "Miss Xu is a little strange."

The two were silent for a while, and Ah Fu was shocked: "Did she like me?!"

Xie Fei carefully looked at Ah Fu's "burial head", "nightclub makeup", and "dog collar" around his neck, and then think about Xu Lingyi's standard urban white bone dress, and judged intuitively: "I don't think there is any. "

"No, there is no best, I am a non-marriageist." Ah Fu felt a bit shameless, and did not dare to refute the boss, so he could only recall the past to make up for himself: "I think back then, there were many female demons who brought the treasures of heaven and earth. I begged to go to Dongfu, and later I joined the WTO, and some ladies and ladies spent a lot of money to please me. Just a few decades ago, there were also high-ranking officials' sons holding various tickets and wanting to deal with me.

"..." What happened to the last one? Xie Fei was silent for a moment, and said perfunctorily: "It's good to be clean."

While Afu was proud, he did not forget to step on his teammates: "I and Concubine Xiang are completely different."

"What about Yuli?" After asking, Xie Fei felt that it was not good to listen to other people's emotional privacy, and was about to say forget it, so he listened to Ah Fu sighed quietly: "He..."

Xie Fei immediately pricked his ears.

"Except for people who are prone to abuse, who can be seen?"

"..." 60 million followers warned!

Xie Fei recognized the essence of Afu Sour Lemon. Seeing that it was past four o'clock, he said, "Afu Brother, help collect the tools. I'll go to the market at the entrance of the village to buy something."

Ten minutes later, Xie Fei reached the entrance of the village with a small three-wheel drive.

The market is full of people. In addition to the villagers who set up stalls, there are also many tourists wearing garlands and holding selfie sticks.

After all, Xi Ning Village is also regarded as one of the tourist packages around Shaoyang Town, and today is Saturday again, so it should be more lively than usual.

After coming to the village for so many days, Xie Fei still went back to the market for the first time. He pushed the small three-wheeler around and found that most of the stalls were selling snacks, souvenirs and cheap handicrafts. He went to the original world. Most of the scenic spots I've visited are similar, just like a pipeline copy.

Xie Fei lost his interest and stopped at a fruit stand at random to take a photo and send it to Yu Li.

[Boss Xiao Xie] Mr. Yu, do you like it?

Yu Li almost responded in seconds: I don't eat pomegranates, I don't bother to peel them.

Xie Fei just entered a word, and the other party sent another message——

[Yu] I don't eat grapes, sticky hands.

【Yu】The green apple is too sour to eat.

【Yu】Mango is allergic, so don't eat it.

Xie Fei looked at the WeChat page and took a deep breath, and quickly typed a line: Why don't you tell me what you can eat?

[Yu] Whatever.

[Boss Xiao Xie] (smiling)

Xie Fei directly locked the screen, and at the same time realized the second code of conduct for getting along with Yu Li-if he makes a decision directly, Yu Li will not be very picky, but if he gives the right to choose to the other party, he thinks he is too iron. .

He carefully selected some ingredients and filled a small half of the car with the calculator in his heart.

However, the disposable cash is only more than 300, thinking of the water, electricity and network fees that must be paid next month, Xie Fei has a headache. If it is the day when the mountains and rivers are exhausted, can I borrow money from Yuli?

No, I have to do better with the Reserve of the Golden Lord in the future.

Xie Fei was engrossed. When he turned the front of the car, he didn't notice a person rushing in front of him. The two sides collided!

"Boom—"

"Damn!"

Accompanied by the exaggerated dubbing of the vegetable seller, a black high-heeled shoe was thrown high and fell straight.

Xie Fei Hao Xuan steadied the small three rounds, staring suspiciously at the woman lying on the ground with disheveled hair, feeling that the other party's clothes were a bit familiar?

It seems to be... Xu Lingyi?

"Miss Xu?!" Xie Fei hurriedly jumped out of the car and helped people up, "You're all right—"

Before he finished speaking, he met a pair of bloodshot eyes.

Those eyes were so red and swollen, and the bags under the eyes were heavy. They were hidden under the sunglasses until Xie Fei could see them clearly.

Xie Fei was stunned, seeing Xu Lingyi's chin broken, blood gurgling out, and a few drops on her coat.

He was taken aback, and was busy looking for tissues, but was suddenly pushed away by force!

Xu Lingyi got up quickly, rushed to a bus parked on the side of the street in a posture that did not match her temperament, and even jumped up from the back door.

Seeing that the car door was about to close, Xie Fei hurriedly shouted, "Hey, wait!"

He hurriedly picked up Xu Lingyi's dropped shoes, sunglasses and mobile phone, and a few stepped to chase them, and squeezed into the car at the last minute.

The door was closed and the cabin was strangely quiet.

The passengers in the car looked over, with alert eyes.

Where their eyes were focused, the young lady was bloodied, disheveled, and embarrassed; another young man was chasing her, still carrying a high heel shoe in her hand.

For a long time, an aunt with a hot cauliflower head hesitated and asked: "Sister, do you want to call the police?"

The author has something to say:

At the end of writing, the first picture in my mind is actually the picture of a certain up owner boarding a bus in a certain country in South Asia. After he got on the bus, I was impressed by two sentences, 1. How are they all men; 2. Why are they? They are all watching me (it is said that it was a sister who helped the main up to shoot the video, and the barrage made them get off the car)_(:」∠)_