Moonlight Variations

Shirakawa didn’t have any sleepiness anymore, so he jumped up from the bed at that time: "You are going to give birth?! Why?! Isn’t it July 15th?! How early?! Premature delivery?! How come you will give birth prematurely when you are a **** offering a fragrant prayer?!"

"..." Chuli still had a stomachache right now. He raised his head and glanced at the appearance of his **** on fire. He wanted to scold him for so many problems and couldn't scold him. In the end, he smiled heartlessly. The expected date of delivery is not necessarily accurate. A few days earlier, it’s called a fart premature delivery, you...puff!"

Half-talking, he clutched his stomach and smiled.

Smiling with a stomachache, the whole face wrinkled.

Jiuchuan really feels that he has raised a living ancestor. There is nothing to do with her. He didn't even want to call Jiang Yucheng to pick him up and drive to the hospital. Chuli heard him call and it was inexplicable: it was just early in the morning. At five or six o'clock, there’s nothing to do with others. There are two cars at home. You can go to the hospital in twenty minutes.

After putting off the phone, Jiukawa looked at Chuli’s curious gaze. He paused, turned his face away and couldn’t help but turned back to take a look at him, and pursed his lips: "My hands are a little trembling, and my mind is empty. , Can't drive a car."

First gift: "..."

This is also OK?

Chuli started to be happy again. He raised his hand and caught his big hand and it was really shaking, so he had to pat the back of his hand and in turn comforted him: "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, it's okay, just have a baby. ."

What the **** is "just giving birth to a child".

In fact, she herself was terribly scared.

However, at the critical moment, his mother had her come to comfort the real little public affairs of the family. As soon as the feeling of being a father and a mother came up, she couldn't care about being afraid... caught Shirakawa over and talked to him for a while to be distracted, no It took a long time for Jiang Yucheng to ring the doorbell outside, and Chuli learned that when Shirakawa called him, he had just taken a bath and was about to go to bed, and he hurried over after answering the phone.

The two helped Chuli put them in the car, what diapers, breast pumps, and restraints were needed to give birth to a baby, pull it, pull Chuli had already packed up a delivery bag, and Chuli sat firmly in the car. Command Hiukawa to get it—

Shirakawa ran away in a hurry, and then came back with his bag on fire, not as fast as he was going to have a baby, but his house was about to collapse due to an earthquake.

Jiang Yucheng shook his head when he saw his panic, and waited for Shirakawa to sit still and start the car, while talking to Chuli: "Why are you moving? Isn't it the 15th?"

Chuli raised his head and was quite shocked: "Do you even know my due date?!"

Jiang Yucheng said speechlessly: "You ask Shirakawa, I'm tired of looking at your child's photos... understand the level... When you get to the hospital, you can play with the doctor and guess who is his father."

"He also shows off this stuff to you, three-year-old kid?"

Speaking, Chuli's face changed and he "hummed" again...but it wasn't particularly painful, so she didn't scream loudly or something, it was like she was kicked by someone abruptly. You gotta Kind of reaction-

Unexpectedly, Shirakawa sat up and said seriously: "You two drove the car well, are you not afraid of bumping into someone; shut up if your stomach hurts, and you are not afraid of biting your tongue?"

Jiang Yucheng: "..."

First gift: "..."

…

Arrived at the hospital.

The obstetrician had never seen the scene, just such a painful method. After a short glance, he passed the first gift and went on a cold bench next to him. He didn’t even let him into the delivery room... In the concept of Shirakawa, he was going to have a baby right away. Entering the delivery room, I heard that my eyes widened when he was not allowed to enter the delivery room, but Jiang Yucheng abducted him back, and didn't let him be given the title of "medical trouble" on the wall.

Hiukawa is red now, how much black-eyed eagerly looking forward to it!

Chuli got a ward and lay down here. The ward was a single room, very foreign. Hiukawa made a practical statement that she didn't plan to starve her wife to death... The only thing that made Chulidan hurt was to lie down in the hospital ward. , The fear of "Ah, what should I do if I am going to give birth" has become more vivid and three-dimensional again!

After settling down, Chuli thought about the turmoil and the chaos, and gave the family time to call and tell them, and by the way, angrily scolded his old lady for breaking the recipe and tossing people to death!

When Chuli called to inform the parents, Jiang Yucheng went back to sleep and went back to sleep, and said that he would come back in the afternoon. Chuli thanked him for running early in the morning. By the way, he was very madly thinking that you would not come in the afternoon. When the doctor stops at the door, I don’t know who to say congratulations to your mother and son. How embarrassing is the scene?

After Jiang Yucheng left, Zhou Chuan was spinning around in the room. Chuli was so dizzy by him that he wanted to drive him away...

Uh, pregnant women are more grumpy.

But Chuli really doesn’t care about scolding Shirakawa. She’s talking on the phone and her stomach hurts violently. But it’s not unbearable for a woman who has never experienced dysmenorrhea, it’s just this. At that moment, her mind was not so good, she hung up the phone, staring at the man who was like a beast, and said slowly: "Our parents are on the way here. The old man and the old lady were all awakened early in the morning. …"

Shirakawa glanced at her and didn't say anything, meaning that someone didn't wake up and said a fart, and then continued to turn him around.

Chuli thought about it, and pointed to the small coffee table next to him: "Would you like to sit down and use your mobile phone to code?"

Zhou Chuan stopped turning, stopped looking at her with a speechless face, and suffocated for a while: "Now you give me a piece of paper so that I can't type it out."

Chu Li saw how stupid he was, and he forgot to hurt him, and instantly smiled: "You are so nervous! It's not you!"

Hiukawa said without even thinking, "I want to give birth to you."

Chuli touched his belly and smiled again: "I know it sounds nice."

After a while, the nurse came in to take the blood pressure and looked at Chuli again, saying that everything was normal, and asked her to continue waiting-the birth of a baby in domestic hospitals basically has to wait for the third finger (zi. Gong. mouth expansion). Pushing forward, opening ten fingers can give birth. Hiukawa seriously asked what is the concept of opening ten fingers. The nurse said, "It's just seven to ten centimeters wide open!"

He drew seven to ten centimeters down, and Hiukawa's eyes floated down. It was very untimely to think that sometimes when doing harmony, he would accidentally hit that little mouth, and someone would shrink into a ball and cry and burst into pain. … And crying very sincerely, it takes a long time to coax it back.

What is the situation of opening ten centimeters directly now?

At this moment, Chuli didn’t know that Shirkawa’s thoughts had drifted far. She basically had no movement but pain. Finally, the little nurse confessed a lot. The most unacceptable thing is: "Eat something to save energy, one or two Just an egg yolk, just don’t eat more, wait until the afternoon is finished."

………One or two egg yolks? !

Until four or five in the afternoon? !

Chu Li's eyes widened in an instant: "...I woke up at five or six o'clock and now I have nothing to eat."

Little nurse: "..."

The eyes of other people clearly read "Can you starve to death?" Of course, Chu Li, who couldn't be starved to death because of this, had to shut her mouth obediently. She felt very aggrieved. She was still thinking about if she could not live anymore. Let someone wait for her to bring a can of Red Bull and continue... Now think about her idea that she will be beaten out of the delivery room by the obstetrician with a broom!

after an hour.

The nurse came to see it again. There was movement, but it was too early to open her finger. Chuli lay in bed and had nothing to do. Shirakawa went downstairs and bought her two boiled eggs. He really fed her the egg yolks, and then ate the egg whites by herself. Oh... Chuli hurts right now, and my brain is full of random thoughts. I am even hungry after eating an egg yolk. Watching Shirakawa eat her leftover egg whites, I think this person is so hateful, so I robbed her for food, good for him. Mom wants to divorce!

Thinking about it, the eyes are red.

As soon as Shirakawa looked up to see that she was in an emotional state, he fell silent immediately.

Fortunately, in the past few days, she has become accustomed to her divine logic and sensitive emotions that come at every turn, so the man throws the eggshell steadily, "I eat what you have left, and you still look at me with such bitterness and hatred?"

"..." Who said I left it, I want to eat it, you won't let it. Chuli thought that I'm not going to be better off, and everyone shouldn't be better off, so she opened her mouth particularly awkwardly, "How do you answer when the doctor asks you whether you are older or younger?"

Ever since Chuli became silly and sensitive and fantasizing about blind chickens, Shirakawa seemed to have been waiting for her old man to ask this question for a long time, and immediately showed a smiley expression: "You have watched too many TV shows, now there is no doctor like this. Ask."

Chuli refused to take hold of his sleeve and pulled off: "You say it!"

Hiukawa didn't even want to say, "Bullshit, you are important."

Chu Li was stunned, let go of him, and wanted to cry again: "Why don't you feel sorry for the child at all?!"

Hikawa: "..."

Hiukawa: "Stop talking, I beg you."

Chuli twitched twice, and it felt like there was a little movement below... I pressed the bell and called the little nurse in, took a look, and then I can enter the delivery room—the first stage is over—here Chuli hasn’t had time to relax. With a sigh of relief, the nurse raised her head and glanced at her, jokingly: "Oh, why are you still crying? Afraid?"

Chuli was a little embarrassed, but he didn’t have the face to say that without me, I would just spoil my husband and make a fuss. After thinking about how to answer for a long time, I just opened my mouth and heard Hiukawa’s voice sounding calmly: "No, hungry and crying." ."

Little nurse: "..."

Chu Li: "………………"

…

When pushing into the delivery room, Shirakawa still wanted to follow up, but Chuli refused. The reason was that it must be ugly when giving birth. I don't think we are so familiar to let you see me.

Shirakawa and the doctor with a bewildered look were left. When Churei entered the delivery room, he waved his paws with the man who was stopped outside... When the doctor pushed her in, he couldn't help asking: "The newlyweds I know on a blind date." ?"

"No, I have known each other for almost three years, and lived together for almost three years."

"...Then you are not familiar?"

"He's a glass heart. I'm afraid he will add chaos when he comes in. If I am busy giving birth to a child, I have to take care of him. Is he still alive?" Chuli waved his hand. "He just went outside. This **** scene is still Let him go, I'm afraid he can't help holding me crying, what a shame to think about."

Doctor:"…"

After entering the delivery room, time became a very vague thing.

Chu Li lay there, and didn’t feel that time was particularly tormented. After waiting for an hour, she started to have a lot of energy when she opened her fingers to the point. At that time, she really felt that she had done the most dedicated thing in her life. The matter is now, follow the command to adjust the breathing, and then I am so painful that I lose my mind—

"I really killed Lao Tzu!!"

"Don't give birth, don't give birth!! I give up!!!"

"I want to have a C-section!!"

"Ah ah ah ah I want to divorce! Divorce!!"

"No wonder the ancient women gave birth to a baby and went to Guimenguan for a trip!!"

"Doctor, I seem to have seen cow head horse noodles too!!"

In the end, even the doctor couldn’t help it. He was tense and wanted to laugh. Finally, he broke his work on the "Tau Tau Ma Mian" and laughed out loud and comforted: "I see the child’s head, it’s okay, the fetal position is right. It's very hard, and I didn't wrap the umbilical cord, I tried my best to come down... Take a deep breath, don't talk!"

Chuli struggled: "Ah, ah, ah, ah, don't lie to me! I don't believe it! I'll touch where my head is!!"

Doctor: "...Lie down!!!"

At the same time, at the outside door of the delivery room, it was already 2:30 in the afternoon.

Hearing the movement inside, Shirakawa's handsome face turned pale, and he wanted to break in eight hundred times, and finally did a very strange thing with the door of the delivery room: Shangmoubao bought three sets of sets.

This move is probably the product of a supporting behavior after being full of "or else give birth to me fucking".

The parents of Jiuchuan are a little closer to the city of G. They arrived at 12 o’clock at noon. At this moment, they were waiting for their sons and his daughters-in-law. I have never seen my son so panic that there is no blood on his face and he breathes almost no sound... Madam Zhou couldn't help but stretched out her hand and patted his back: "Well, don't wait for your daughter-in-law to come out. You fainted and you are ashamed of yourself?!"

Zhou Chuan glanced at his mother, his lips trembled, and he couldn't say a word.

Three thirty in the afternoon.

Chuli is over, the fat boy who is more than eight catties, mother and child are safe.

Zhou Chuan glanced at the child and rushed in to find his daughter-in-law, leaving his parents behind to wipe their buttocks. If Gu Xuan was not able to follow him into the delivery room, he followed the nurse to carry the child and went for cleaning and inspection, and so did Mrs. He hurriedly followed his son's buttocks into the house to see his daughter-in-law—

At this time, Chuli was lying there, having seen what her son looked like, and she waved her face blankly and asked the nurse to take it away... At this moment, she was being held by Shirakawa and was shivering with sweat, but she was a lot of sweat. Quite energetic and didn't faint, my brain twitched and filled with a few very straightforward thoughts—

One, my mother! Where's my mother!

2. Oh, it's probably still on the way.

3. Why is my son so red and wrinkled? The psychological gap seems to be a bit big. You can't look more beautiful when I give birth to my life. ! Your father is so handsome! Me, me, me, I'm not bad either!

4. I want to cut all the jiji in Shirakawa.

5. But it's not too difficult in fact, hey, I'm a mother! How can I be so capable!

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I have something to do today, so I didn’t update it yesterday.