Moral Kidnapping? Damn It, I Didn’t Do It At All, Okay?
Chapter 11 Another Day Of Following Brother Bei To Learn How To Quarrel With Others
No one expected that Lin Bei, this kid, didn't play his cards according to the rules at all, and he didn't make concessions with you at all. He just made a big move to flip the table.
His performance exceeded everyone's expectations.
Wang Defa took a deep look at Lin Bei, his eyes full of coldness.
However, after spending many years socializing in society, he has long developed the ability to hide his emotions and anger.
At this moment, Lin Bei was riding on his head and shit, but he could still laugh.
"Haha, everyone, please stop arguing. The most important thing for a family to be together is to be happy. It's rare to have a happy gathering today. Let's have a drink together."
After saying that, Wang Defa stood up and poured the strong liquor at hand into Father Lin's glass.
Father Lin quickly covered the mouth of the cup and said, "I can't drink after taking cephalosporin. If you drink, I'll drink tea instead of wine."
"Hey, don't you understand this? Cephalosporins are just wine, and I have the world!"
"Besides, how can you not drink on such an important day?"
"If you don't drink, you won't give me face!"
While talking, Wang Defa forcibly snatched the wine glass from Father Lin's hand and poured a full glass of wine.
"Jianmin, it's true, you always say you have a bad liver, and you don't drink alcohol on any occasion, but on such a happy day today, you can't ruin everyone's fun just because of you, right?" Lin Jianjun said with a sneer. .
"That's right, it doesn't matter if you have a drink, but it won't kill you."
"If you don't drink, our table will be waiting for you with glasses of wine."
The eldest aunt and sister-in-law also followed closely.
Seeing their ugly faces, Lin Bei was completely furious.
Horse riding!
It seems that I still gave them face.
Lin Beiteng stood up suddenly and took out a tablet of medicine from his pocket.
"It turns out that cephalosporins can be taken with wine, so that's just right..."
"I also have a plate of Cephalosporin here, enough for each person."
With that said, Lin Bei left his seat and walked around the table.
"Little uncle, didn't you say that I have all the cephalosporins in the world? My nephew will give them to you all over the world."
A cephalosporin was thrown into Wang Defa's wine glass.
"Sister-in-law, this is yours."
"Uncle, aunt, don't worry, you all have a share."
"And Qiqi, you must have one too."
Lin Bei dropped a cephalosporin into each person's wine glass one by one.
"One pill for each person, and miracles will happen if you drink it! Make wine with cephalosporin and leave as soon as you say it!"
"You're welcome, everyone."
"Toast, don't stand still, let's go together."
"If you don't drink, you won't give me face."
Everyone's expressions suddenly became more exciting than the last.
"Lin Bei, are you crazy? You put cephalosporins in our wine and tried to kill us!"
Lin Jianping screamed.
Lin Bei's expression turned cold: "Oh, you also know that cephalosporins and alcohol cannot be taken together. Then why did you keep trying to persuade my dad to drink just now?"
"And you!"
Lin Bei glanced at it and said loudly.
"Didn't everyone scream happily just now? Why are they all mute now?"
"Let's drink together if we want, let's drink together if we want, no one can be an exception!"
At this time, the barrage was already dense.
[Good guy, Cephalosporin just wants to drink wine. How can such a good relative come from the world? He actually knows that someone else has eaten Cephalosporin and persuades him to drink alcohol. This is obviously murder! 】
[Should I say it or not, you guys are doing a great job this time. The most annoying thing for Kumba is the wine table culture. If you don’t drink, he will say you don’t give face. Damn! I will carry Cephalosporin with me. I will take one pill before the party. If anyone persuades me to drink, I will put one pill in his cup! 】
[Another day of following Brother Bei to learn how to insult others. 】
[I’ve seen weird relatives, but I’ve never seen such weird relatives. What kind of hatred or grudges are there? They actually let people mix wine with cephalosporins. I’m really speechless. 】
…
At this time, the aunts and others at the other two tables noticed that the atmosphere here was not right, and they all tried to persuade them.
Four classic sentences about tolerance:
New Year’s Eve;
All are relatives;
Come all come;
What a big deal.
Lin Bei spread his hands: "Aunt, second aunt, and third aunt, you have also seen that it is really not my nephew who is looking for trouble. My dad has already taken cephalosporins and they insist on persuading him to drink. Do you think this is something human beings do?" "
It’s really not something humans do!
"That's true of you too! Jianmin took cephalosporins, how could you let him drink!"
The aunt scolded her with a straight face.
She is older than her uncle, but she usually doesn't take care of things, so the family has always been led by her uncle.
But the eldest sister is still the eldest sister.
Bloodline suppression has always existed.
As soon as the aunt spoke, Lin Jianjun couldn't say anything else, so he had to borrow the donkey from the slope and said with a sneer: "You kid, we are joking with your dad. How can we really let him drink? Waiter, come and remove all these glasses." Let’s get a new batch of cups. Jianmin, if you can’t drink, just drink juice.”
"Forget it, I can't bear this meal. I'm going home if I don't feel well."
Father Lin stood up with a cold face, greeted his wife and children, and walked out.
"Hey, second brother, look what you are doing, you are taking it seriously as a joke." Wang Defa stood up and said with a smile.
“It’s only a joke if both parties find it funny!”
Father Lin stopped when he heard the sound.
He said something coldly without looking back.
Lin Jianjun also stood up, pretending to be a parent, and said with a straight face: "Jianmin, we are all one family, don't worry so much. Do you have to spoil everyone's happiness during this Chinese New Year?"
"family?"
Father Lin smiled sarcastically.
"Yes, we are a family, but do you regard me as family?"
"You also know that it's Chinese New Year, so what do you mean by always targeting our family?"
Lin Jianjun's face looked a little ugly.
"Eldest sister, second sister, and third sister, you guys are delicious. Our family will go back first. I will cook and entertain you at home another day."
After saying that, Lin's father took his wife and children and left.
Walk out of the restaurant door.
Snowflakes are falling and the north wind is blowing.
"well……"
Father Lin stood on the steps and sighed quietly.
Mother Lin stepped forward and advised: "Lin Jianping and Lin Jianjun have never regarded us as family members, so there is no need to worry about them."
Father Lin shook his head slowly: "I just hate that I woke up too late and caused you and the children to suffer a lot. I will never do it again, never again."
"Dad, you were so handsome just now!"
"Awesome!"
Brother and sister Lin Bei said with a smile.
"Haha, let's go home and make hot pot!"
Father Lin waved his hand and took the lead.
"Slow down, be careful of slipping."
Mother Lin quickly helped her.
Lin Ran asked in a low voice from behind: "Brother, why do you carry cephalosporin with you when you go out?"
Lin Bei chuckled and said, "What cephalosporin? That's the vitamin I usually take to scare them."
Lin Ran: "..."
The scheming Lin.
[Mist grass is actually a vitamin, is it so 666? 】
[Laughing like crazy, I really want to know what those weird relatives would think if they knew they were frightened by a plate of vitamins. 】
[With relatives like this, if we break off the relationship as soon as possible, there is nothing to say to them. 】
…
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