Mortal Immortal Gourd

괗The dog has been tied up with a spider silk by the girl, and he can be taken with her at all times, never leaving him at all.

He had been thinking about how to escape.

If it had been in the past, he would have been able to escape back into the gourd. Now he was tightly tied to his wrist by spider silk, and the other end was held in the girl's hand.

To escape like this, the only way is to drag the girl into the gourd.

But as long as the girl made the slightest resistance, he would not be able to pull her in with enough spiritual consciousness, and he might have exposed the existence of the gourd in vain.

Now, in order to dispel the girl's wariness, he spent the past few days saying all kinds of sweet words that he could think of.

He is an old bachelor, and his experience in this area is still too shallow after all.

If I had known earlier, I would have learned more and gained more skills.

Fortunately, he met someone with less experience.

Although the girl is more than a thousand years older than him, she seems to have never had contact with outsiders. She is indeed very innocent and easy to deceive.

Some of the words Gouzi thought were fake, so he forced himself to say them. Unexpectedly, the girl also liked hearing them.

Some words are said over and over again, but they taste like shit and have no new ideas.

The girl was still listening with gusto, her cheeks flushed.

In this regard, 괗Gouzi was also helpless. In order to escape, he just said 땣 over and over again.

By now, he already knew that the girl's name was Caizhu'er, that she was about 1,300 years old, that she had cultivated in the golden elixir stage, that she was getting married, and wanted to recruit her as her son-in-law.

If a human girl was so beautiful, plump, and so enthusiastic, he would probably accept it.

But after all, there is a difference between a human and a monster, and he still can't adapt to the strange woman with eight legs.

Just stabilize the opponent temporarily and look for opportunities to escape.

"Zhu'er, my heart is always with you, but I still have family. Do you want me to go home and visit my family?"

"Of course it's best to have family. I'm going to ask Sister 꺶 to invite all your family members to our wedding and drink our wedding wine."

Unexpectedly, Zhuer agreed with all his heart, just because he wanted to take his family over.

"If you pick me up rashly like this, they will definitely come. It's best for both of us to go in person to show sincerity."

Gou Zi thought, if it worked, he would kidnap Zhu Er together and find a way to get rid of him later, which would be better than staying here in fear.

"Is that so?"

Zhu'er held her chin with one hand and seemed to be thinking about it.

"What are your family's names? Where are they?"

"I have many family members. One is General Chen on the border of Qingzhou, and that is my brother.

One is Xia Mingyuan from Qingzhou. He is my cousin and has the best relationship with me.

One is called Ji Cang and lives in the capital. That is my brother Ji. We have a life-long friendship..."

괗Gouzi counted the names of more than a dozen people one after another, and reported all the more powerful people he knew.

Now, he was even vaguely looking forward to Zhu'er's sister going to Zhou to help him pick up these people.

"Are these the only ones?"

Zhuer carefully wrote down the list on a piece of paper, word by word.

"Well, that's all."

괗Gouzi nodded, and then was led by Zhuer to find Sister 꺶.

Sister 꺶 looked at the list handed over by Zhuer and her eyebrows widened.

A spider thread stretched out from his hand and wrapped around Gouzi's neck, strangling him until he almost died.

"Sister 꺶! I want it!"

A sharp blade appeared on Zhuer's finger, and it cut off the spider thread that was strangling the dog.

"Old 꾉, you are going to be deceived by him. He is just bullying you without ever going out.

I know the other people on this list, but this Xia Mingyuan is the commander-in-chief of Qingzhou and a feudal official of the Zhou Dynasty.

There is also this person named Ji who lives in the capital and must be a member of the royal family.

There are so many masters in the Zhou royal family, and there are more than 80 Nascent Soul masters in the capital, if not hundreds. "

"This pretty boy has good intentions and wants to trick you and me into dying!"

Sister 꺶 pointed at 괗Gouzi and said angrily.

At the same time, he wanted to take action against 괗Gouzi. If he wanted 꿷꽭, he would eat him.

But as soon as Zhuer pulled the thread on Gouzi's wrist, she pulled him behind her.

"Old 꾉, I absolutely trust this man, and I even want to get married to him."

"Sister 꺶, I feel like he is the man I have been waiting for for a thousand years."

Zhuer has been coaxed by Gouzi every day lately, and she is completely immersed in a kind of happiness that she has never experienced before.

She felt that the more than 1,000 years she lived before meeting Gouzi were not as happy as the past few days.

Before meeting 괗Gouzi, her world was dark. After meeting 괗Gouzi, her world became rich and colorful.

In particular, the words Gouzi said were weird and had never been heard before, which always made people's hearts beat wildly.

Now every time I smell the dog's scent, it feels very sweet and the taste must be particularly good.

Therefore, she had long believed in her heart that the honest and simple man in front of her was the one she had been waiting for for 1,000 years.

"Boy! I'm warning you, if you dare to hurt me, I will make you live or die!"

"Don't worry, Sister 꺶, I love Zhu'er enough, how can I bear to let her get hurt even a little bit!"

괗Gouzi’s words were sincere and sincere, but he cursed in his heart, are these old ladies sick?

Zhu'er is so strong, even if a few more dogs come, they will still hurt her.

Now he just wants to escape from Zhuer's hands.

"Stop talking so glibly in front of me, it's of no use to me."

"You just need to remember my words!"

I believe every word of what Sister 꺶 said to 괗 Gouzi. If it was because of the old man, she would have eaten 괗 Gouzi long ago.

After being warned by Sister 꺶, 괗Gouzi could only follow Zhuer back to her cave feeling aggrieved.

He had read so many sages' books, so he naturally knew that at this time it was best to cry in front of Zhu'er and hang himself three times.

If he takes the opportunity to sow discord between Zhu'er and her sister, it would be best to turn the sisters against each other and start an internal fight.

However, he was extremely inexperienced in crying and hanging, so in the end he had to give up this trick.

He just continued to coax Zhuer with sweet words, which were so sweet that they were cloying and deathly sweet.

But Zhuer likes to listen.

"괗Gou, if you really don't worry about your family, I will accompany you to find them."

Under his sweet offensive, Zhuer finally agreed to accompany him back to the Zhou Dynasty to find his family.

"Really!"

"Very good!"

"Zhu'er, you're so kind!"

Gouzi felt that his situation at this moment was comparable to those beauties and misfortunes in the history of Zhou Dynasty.

In order to escape, he resorted to this trick and became a traitor.

"Yes, Sister 꺶, I believe you. I'm sure you will agree. We won't leave quietly until Sister 꺶 goes out."

When Zhu Er said this, her beautiful eyes shone, full of expectations for running away from home this time.

"It's a long way from here to the Zhou Dynasty. Let's pack our things first."

Gouzi looked at the messy items in the cave and suggested to Zhuer.

"놊Yes, I have to take everything with me. These are all sundries."

괗Gouzi picked up a bunch of spider silk, held it in his arms, took a deep breath, and seemed extremely intoxicated.

"Your breath remains on this bunch of spider silk. I want to keep it with me all the time. I will take it out and look at it every time I miss you."

This bunch of spider silk is white, soft, and extremely tough. It can be cut by a knife or invaded by water.

"You took it wrong. That bunch of spider silk belongs to my third sister, and it contains my third sister's breath."

괗Gouzi smiled awkwardly, thinking quickly about how to explain himself.

"Although this is your third sister's item, I still feel a little bit of your breath in it."

As he spoke, he naturally put the bunch of spider silk into his storage bag.

Seeing that Zhuer had no objection, he picked up another broken cocoon, held it in front of him, and took a deep breath.

This time he dared to talk nonsense. Seeing that Zhuer had no objection, he stuffed it into the storage bag.

In the following period, every time he made Zhuer happy, he would pick up a few things and stuff them into his storage bag.

The sisters have lived in this cave for thousands of years, and have accumulated a lot of good things over the years.

괗When the dog finds an opportunity, he puts it in the storage bag.

Even the lighting head on the top of the cave was pried off in several pieces. His reason was that the head illuminated the spider's shadow.

Now he suddenly realized that there was really no need to steal randomly, cheating might be more promising.

I have studied so many books, but if I take them out and use them, all the books will be in vain.

"꺶Sister, it's time to go out!"

At this moment, Zhuer suddenly happily said to Gouzi.

"How do you know?"

"My sister will leave the cave several times every year at this time."

"I'll take you back to Zhouzhou to find your family."

Zhu Er and Gou Zi walked through the cave and finally reached the exit.

"Third sister!"

At this moment, at the exit of the cave, the third brother crossed his eight legs and stood with a horizontal knife, blocking the way of the people.

"Old 꾉, where are you going?"

"Third sister, I want to take 괗gou to find his family, but you want to stop me."

Zhuer pulled Gouzi behind her.

"Old 꾉, you are going to be deceived by him. This man is a good thing. Sister 꺶 said when she left, let me watch you and let you go out."

"Third sister, please get out of the way. He is the man I have been waiting for for 1,000 years. Even if he is a good guy, I will admit it."

"Okay! As Sister 꺶 ordered, I will definitely let this man abduct you."

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Zhuer said a lot of good things, but the third sister blocked the exit, giving way to her life and death.

Suddenly, countless spider threads spread out from Zhuer's body and swept towards Lao San.

"Old man, you are crazy. You want to fight with me for a man."

The two immediately started a fight at the entrance of the cave, and the fight ended up going up and down.

괗Gouzi stood aside, worried about the long night and many dreams, but his own strength was limited, so he helped 놊.

After thinking for a long time, he just took Xiao Hei out and pulled Xiao Hei's tail very long.

Then he grabbed Xiao Hei's tail, used Xiao Hei's body like a meteor hammer, and smashed it into the face of the third sister opposite.

Opposite me, Lao San saw a dark mass, smashed towards the door in front of him, and slashed at Xiao Hei with a claw.

But Xiao Hei's body was completely under the force, and he slashed it with a knife, only to cut a deep groove, and it bounced back not long after.

"Shuashuashua..."

After several more slashes, Lao San used all his strength and cut off even Xiao Hei's slender tail.

"What the hell is this?"

The third child became convinced and used a lot of spider silk to wrap around Xiao Hei's body.

But Xiao Hei's body was extremely silky. Following the direction of his tail, he slipped out of the gap in the spider silk and was completely tied up.

Just when the third child was trying to capture Xiao Hei, a poisonous sting pierced into the third child's body.

The third child felt numb all over and could no longer move.

Zhu'er picked up the paralyzed third child and took him into the cave.

"Third sister, you just need to rest for a while. I will take Gou to find his family and come back to marry him."

The third child lay in the cave and watched the third child leave with her man.

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