Mortal Immortal Gourd

General Donkey suffered a great defeat this time, and the morale of the demon army was greatly affected.

However, the reason for the defeat was that Sima Yi practiced evil skills, which could consume people's lifespans, capture people's souls, and make anyone he looked at with red eyes die young.

In order to protect his subordinates, General Donkey led the way and took on Sima Yi's pressure alone. He was seriously injured and vomited blood several times.

Ma Ming recorded all the heroic deeds of General Donkey in a notebook for future generations to learn and praise.

Otherwise, how could it be said that Ma Ming has always been the most respected general of General Donkey.

Every time he flattered, he flattered just right, knowing how to flatter, when to flatter, and the strength was just right.

Even if General Donkey was beaten, he still felt like spring breeze, and he felt as glorious as if he had won a great victory after a defeat. This is called honor in defeat.

"Except for General Donkey who was seriously injured in this battle, all of us are intact, that's because General Donkey carried the burden for us."

"General Donkey lost at least 300 years of his life for us."

"Yes, if it weren't for General Donkey, we would have died in a foreign land long ago."

"General Donkey's great kindness to us can only be repaid slowly in the future!"

"..."

Those monsters have studied Donkey for so long, and they are still very loyal to General Donkey, and even have a blind worship.

General Donkey barely supported his seriously injured body, vomiting blood every three steps, which made many monsters heartbroken.

This vomited blood is not all, it is all the kindness of General Donkey.

"General..."

"Don't worry, I'm fine..."

General Donkey wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth, still cheerful, not taking it seriously, but it hurt the monsters' hearts...

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Ten days later, Er Gouzi returned to the human army and learned that the human-monster war had ended. He missed the opportunity to make meritorious deeds, and could only sigh.

Sima Yi patted Er Gouzi on the shoulder.

"Thank you very much!"

"I'm going back to Beijing to report. I'll leave the things here to you."

"Don't worry, I will definitely help you ask the emperor for credit for your work."

Sima Yi felt that Er Gouzi had paid a lot for his work this time.

The so-called credit for recovering Qingzhou was all Er Gouzi's credit, and it was the result of Er Gouzi's operation behind the scenes for many years.

It was originally an almost impossible task. Those ministers in the court wanted to kill him, but now it was just Er Gouzi's credit.

Sima Yi felt that he had taken Er Gouzi's great credit for nothing, and he felt bad psychologically. He wanted to give the credit to Er Gouzi after he returned.

"No, no! Don't do it!"

Er Gouzi quickly refused.

"Only you and I know that I am General Donkey. I didn't even tell Zhu'er."

"Don't let the old emperor know when you go back. I don't want this credit. It's just a false name. I don't care."

Er Gouzi is good at transforming, and he doesn't want too many people to know.

If everyone in the world knows that he is good at changing into various shapes, all the shit pots will be put on his head in the future.

With the precedent of the butterfly fairy, he still knows the nature of these people.

For example, if someone kills someone in the street today, he can put the pot on Er Gouzi's head tomorrow.

For example, if he falls into the toilet today, he can deny it and say that it is Zhang Er Gou.

Even if he is beaten by others, it can be Zhang Er Gou, and it has nothing to do with him.

If he does anything shameful or something bad that hurts the world, he can deny it and throw it on Er Gouzi's head.

Or, if someone misses a relative and wants to make up for the regret in his heart and asks him to sacrifice, what should he do?

"I didn't expect that you, Zhang Ergou, are also such a person who is indifferent to fame and fortune. I admire you, I admire you!"

"I am just indifferent to fame. If the emperor rewards you with something good, you can also quietly share it with me.

I don't mind any elixir, magic weapon, spiritual stone, or spiritual medicine."

"By the way, have you used up all the puppets I gave you before? I'll give you a few more. I have improved these puppets, and they are stronger and more resistant to beatings."

Er Gouzi didn't get any benefits yet, and took a few more puppets and a few bottles of elixir to give to Sima Yi.

"I won't see you off when you leave. I'm going back to Shekou Mountain to take a look."

The two chatted and laughed for a while, and Er Gouzi left in a hurry.

Last time, he asked Sima Yi and King Qi to help him find books on medical skills and healing, especially those on regeneration of broken limbs.

Both of them lived up to his trust. When Sima Yi came this time, he brought more than a hundred books related to medical skills.

In addition, knowing that Er Gouzi likes to read sage books, Sima Yi also found a lot of sage books, at least hundreds of them.

Most of these sage books were confiscated from the homes of criminal officials.

There are not many books on cultivation techniques in the homes of officials in the Great Zhou Dynasty, but there are still many sage books.

Some time ago, because of the battle to recover Qingzhou, he was busy getting beaten and vomiting blood every day, and had no time to read these books.

Now that everything is done, he is eager to go back to read books and then research elixirs that can regenerate broken limbs.

So much so that when Sima Yi left, he didn't see him off.

Er Gouzi hurried back to Shexi Village and found that Shekou Mountain had moved again.

Along the foot of the mountain, many wide cracks appeared on the ground.

Er Gouzi's heart tightened, worried about Zhu'er's safety, and was about to fly to the top of the mountain.

At this time, he saw Zhu'er flying down from the top of the mountain with spider silk, fortunately.

"Gouzi..."

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