Movie World I Am A King
Chapter 1 Which Taoist friend is crossing the catastrophe?
On a scorching summer day in City Z, there was a sudden burst of lightning and thunder in the originally cloudless sky. In an instant, dark clouds covered the top, and in an instant, heavy rain mixed with lightning bolts began to pour down.
On the second floor of a small independent building in the village in the city, a slightly fat figure was swearing and rushing to collect the clothes he had put on the corridor on the second floor.
"Damn God, it's so easy to not let people rest for a while on a rest day!"
Zhou Ye, a single dog in his early thirties, born in the 1980s, never went to college. It's also not true that you dropped out of high school for family reasons. With his grades, even three books are a bit difficult.
When he came to society at the age of seventeen, he didn't have any skills. He has worked as a security guard, worked as a kitchen assistant, and set up a small stall on the street. He is currently a glorious online businessman.
To sum up his first half of his life in one sentence, it is that he can't do anything, and he can't eat enough.
Originally, the income from street stalls was pretty good, and he could barely make five to six thousand yuan a month. Based on this calculation, maybe after working for ten years, Zhou Ye could still buy one in third- and fourth-tier cities where housing prices are not too expensive. A house that is not too big, marrying a wife who is not too beautiful, and going to the pinnacle of not too high a life, I am a little excited when I think about it.
It's a pity that the urban management in my foodie country is too powerful, and it took care of the small businesses and hawkers in this city two years ago.
So Zhou Ye had no choice but to conform to the trend of the times, follow the development of the society, join Ma Boss's command, and become a glorious e-commerce merchant. City Z, a first-tier city, can only barely make ends meet, and such a luxury as falling in love is basically out of his reach.
Speaking of which, Zhou Ye is not bad looking, he is 1.8 meters tall, his figure has become a bit out of shape due to lack of exercise in the past two years, big eyes, chubby face, something has become fatter It will give people an inexplicable sense of joy, including Zhou Ye of course.
It's a pity that in this era, people don't care about relationships, only about money. If you have money, you have relationships. If you don't have money, you don't have relationships. Therefore, Zhou Ye, who has a mediocre income, is still single.
At this time, Zhou Ye, amidst all the fuss, had already rescued the clothes he had hung out to dry on the aisle and brought them back to his rental house of less than 20 square meters. He casually took out a bottle of Coke from the second-hand small refrigerator he got from the waste collection station in the house, opened the lid and slurped down half of the bottle, and with the frozen Coke in his belly, Zhou Ye seemed to feel much cooler all over his body .
Although there was already lightning, thunder, and heavy rain outside, there was no wind outside due to the canopy on the windows, so Zhou Ye dared to open his windows at this time to save himself some electricity bills.
"Huh!" With a long breath, Zhou Ye sat at his computer desk by the window. Looking at Ali Wangwang who was still motionless on the screen, he knew that he probably didn't have a single deal this morning.
"Forget it, let's watch a movie for fun!" As he spoke, he clicked on his movie software, hoping to find the latest movie to pass the time. Suddenly there was a continuous explosion of thunder outside.
"Boom—boom—!"
Shocked, Zhou Ye shook his hand and clicked on the small advertisement on the movie playback page, and angrily cursed: "Which fellow Taoist is this? It's killing Ying Ye and bleeding!"
At this moment, there was a loud explosion of thunder outside, as if it was floating towards Zhou Ye. Looking from the sky, I saw a group of comet-like rays of light descending from the sky with their long tails, streaks of lightning. Bombarded on the ray of light, as if swearing to die to destroy it invisible, and the ray of light dangled down and ran down unyieldingly, and when it finally fell to the ground, a lightning bolt as thick as a bucket struck down. Split the light ball to Zhou Ye's open window.
"I'm going, could it be that I'm going through a catastrophe...!" Zhou Ye felt a pain all over his body in the blinding thunder, followed by numbness all over his body, and he didn't know what happened.
——I am the dividing line of coma——
I don't know how long it took, the dark human-shaped object on the ground next to the computer in the room squirmed, and then, the black human-shaped object that looked like an African refugee slowly got up.
"I'm dying!" Zhou Ye opened his mouth, exhaled a puff of black smoke, stood up unsteadily, walked slowly into his small bathroom, and looked in the mirror. He muttered in his mouth: "Don't be disfigured, I have no money in the first place, if I am disfigured again, I really won't be able to find a wife in the future..."
A non-mainstream black uncle with black hair all over his body was reflected in the mirror.
"I said, is this the rhythm of adding talent skills to my buddies?" Zhou Ye looked at Uncle Hei in the mirror, speechless for a while: "But buddies really don't want the talent skills of sneaking in the dark!"
As he said that, he turned on the faucet and began to wash vigorously, while washing, he muttered: "It would be the same if Uncle Hei's talent was given to my buddies, whoever wants stealth skills, buddies don't...!"
After washing for a while, Zhou Ye finally returned to his white and fat original shape. He casually found a pair of half-dried underwear hanging in the bathroom, put it on, and walked out of the bathroom.
At this time, he saw his house like a typhoon passing through, and there was a scream. "Ah!!! All my belongings...my goods...my foodie!!!"
It took a long time for Zhou Ye to tidy up the house from the typhoon to the earthquake. Anyway, the dormitory for bachelors is like that, unless the bachelor has obsessive-compulsive disorder or cleanliness.
"It's really a heavy loss!" Zhou Ye said as he habitually opened a bottle of Coke, sat next to the computer, and pressed the power button casually. After pressing it, he couldn't help laughing at himself: "I'm so stupid...Obviously I saw Lei Xianshi-"
"Drip——" a power sound before the computer started interrupted his self-mockery.
"My computer!...I said, is this brand-name assembled product so durable? Or did I turn on the protagonist mode?" Zhou Ye stared at his computer screen intently, as if he wanted to see a flower. Thinking of a series of familiar YY novels such as [Crafting Computer] [Thinking of My Computer Can Travel Through], Zhou Ye's heart couldn't help but get excited. Are you going to be the protagonist from today...
As the familiar WIN7 welcome interface came into his eyes, Zhou Ye's heart that was beating faster due to excitement finally calmed down. He thought he could get some cheats, and he leaned back on the chair in disappointment. "Forget it, I still don't have the protagonist's life!"
But unwilling to give up, he opened his own Taobao store casually, what if his buddy's golden finger is [Wanjie Store]? It's a pity... Aliwangwang is still completely silent, Zhou Ye searched it several times without giving up, but the Aliwangwang in front of him has all the functions that should have, and what it shouldn't... still doesn't have anything. He shook his head dejectedly. It seems that he is really not a pig. He clicked on his favorite movie in Tokyo, hit up a friend on the street, and prepared toilet paper. He planned to send a message to relieve the pain Get rid of the depression in your heart.
But I don't know why, the movies he watched with passion in the past, in today's view, there is no point at all.
"Hey, buddy, didn't you get electrocuted to become a saint?" Zhou Ye, who was getting more and more irritable, lit a cigarette and casually threw the lighter on the keyboard. At this moment, an accident happened—the lighter was reacted by the keyboard Like a small stone floating on the water surface, it bounced towards the computer screen, and then like a stone falling into the water, it rippled layers of water on the screen, and disappeared in front of Zhou Ye.
"...I say!!!!!!!!!"
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