Movie World I Am A King

With a loud shout, Fahai moved his hands behind him. He wanted to take the purple gold bowl bestowed on him by Buddha Tathagata to subjugate demons... But when he touched the place where the purple gold bowl was hanging behind him, he touched it. empty.

"Hey, old monk, are you looking for this thing?" Fa Hai couldn't help but look up at Zhou Ye's words, and saw that the thing Zhou Ye was tossing and playing with in his hand wasn't the guy he was eating?

The most irritating thing is that Zhou Ye also threw his precious treasure to a young monster, and let her look there, especially the following sentence that Fa Hai almost vomited blood.

"Be careful with Black Rabbit, this thing is dirty, this old monk doesn't look clean, I guess he never wears a dishwashing bag after eating... You see, it's so greasy that you can see your figure, remember to wash your hands after a while !"

"Amitabha, evildoer, it seems that today the old man is going to use the vajra's glaring eyes to subdue demons and eliminate demons!" Fa Hai was really pissed off by Zhou Ye. How can there be such a spoiled person? Do Buddhist treasures also use scrubbing? No knowledge.

Zhou Ye didn't care too much, Fa Hai could do whatever he wanted, in Zhou Ye's view, no matter how much Fa Hai jumped, he couldn't do anything to him.

But Zhou Ye almost laughed out loud at Fa Hai's actions behind him.

I saw Fa Hai pinched the magic formula in his hand, and said in a low voice: "I invite Liu Ding Liu Jia to subdue demons and eliminate demons..."

There are so many pitfalls in this sentence that Zhou Ye doesn't know where to complain.

Nima, aren't you a monk? What is your relationship with Taoism? Do you want to invite Liu Ding Liujia to subdue demons and eliminate demons for Mao? Instead of the eight dragons? But having said that, when the White Snake was suppressed under the Leifeng Pagoda, it seemed that the person watching the tower was the heavenly soldiers and generals. This damn is really embarrassing... Maybe the screenwriter was overwhelmed?

As Fahai's words fell, twelve golden lights descended from the sky and landed in front of Fahai. Fahai didn't dare to neglect, and hurriedly lowered his head and bowed, bowing and saying: "Poor monk Fahai, please help me." Subduing demons and eliminating demons..."

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Fahai waited for a long time, but he didn't wait for Liu Ding Liujia's reply. He suddenly raised his head and peeked a little hesitantly. This look really scared him half to death...

I saw the twelve heavenly soldiers and generals respectfully kneeling in front of the handsome young man, and said in their mouths: "The twenty-seventh team of the Superman Legion has met the master and all the mistresses!"

Zhou Ye looked at the familiar clothes and familiar people. Isn't this the half a million superhuman army he lent to Heaven? They actually descended today? That was so much fun...

"Get up..." Zhou Ye said like a dandy and wicked young man, pointing at Fa Hai and saying, "Hit me, I'm not afraid of death. When the Buddha comes, I'll stand up for it, go up..."

Twelve soldiers of the Superman Legion got up and surrounded Fa Hai on the spot, with malicious smiles in their eyes, daring to offend their own master, he was destined to die...

"..." Before Fa Hai could speak, he was submerged in the fists and feet of twelve supermen.

This time even the most reasonable little white snake would not speak for him, who would plead for mercy for a second idiot who speaks evil and keeps silent to subjugate demons? Anyway, little white snake is not willing.

"Ah...forgive me...ah...I...my Buddha...save me..." Fa Hai only felt that the fists hit by the soldiers and heavenly generals that day were as powerful as they were, and they hurt every time. marrow.

He couldn't help but screamed and called for help, but it was a mountain path and few people came here, and his shrill screams were heard, and no one dared to come to rescue him.

Just when the twelve supermen thoroughly carried out their master's wishes, looking for those parts that are not fatal but very painful, suddenly in midair, a voice resounded like a bell in the morning and a drum in the evening: "Master Zhou, why don't you give me a For face, how about forgiving this evil obstacle?"

"Oh?" Zhou Ye looked up, and it was none other than Tathagata who came. He was standing in mid-air, with the Buddha's light shining behind him. "So it's Tathagata... What does this thing have to do with you? It's actually worthy of your favor?"

As Zhou Ye said, he flew up into the air and faced the Tathagata face to face. The two looked at each other as equals. Zhou Ye didn't have the habit of looking up at others, except for girls in miniskirts...

"This evil obstacle is originally a Lingao at the foot of my Lingshan Mountain. I saw that it listened to my scriptures every day and had a bit of Buddha nature, so I pointed out a few words to him. After he transformed into a human being, I voluntarily came here to spread the Buddhadharma. Pursue sentient beings..." said the Tathagata.

"Oh? It turned out to be an old turtle with a backing..." Zhou Ye smiled, and while speaking, he ordered his twelve superhuman soldiers with his hands behind his back, 【Kill him! 】

Seeing the gesticulation made by their master, the supermen immediately understood. They concentrated their strength in their dead hands and blew the old Fahai's head off with one punch. As Fahai died, the body showed its original shape and turned into a human body. A big bastard with a radius of more than 30 meters...

"You guys, how could you do this? Am I not talking to the Buddha? Why did you beat him to death? Why don't you go back to heaven and think about it?" Zhou Ye pretended to reprimand his superman soldiers , while winking at them, 【Good job! 】

"Yes, it's the fault of the subordinates. The subordinates should go back and face the wall and think about the past!" The supermen also understood and pretended to be terrified, and disappeared one by one into a golden light.

"Ah——Zhou benefactor, you..." Tathagata couldn't see Zhou Ye's little tricks, but he really couldn't turn his back on Zhou Ye, or the same sentence, the great prosperity of Buddhism depends on hundreds of millions of good men and women. It just so happens that Zhou Ye Ye's nuclear bombs are most suitable for hitting densely populated places. It really hits the weakness of his Buddhism.

"I'm sorry, Buddha, I only have one problem, that is, I can't see that I have an enemy. If I have an enemy, I can't sleep or eat. I will stare at him all the time, thinking about him every second, and sleep. I will always look at him with one eye open, until all my enemies are dead..." Zhou Ye said as if he was embarrassed, as if you wanted to understand me.

This is not only Zhou Ye's excuse, but also Zhou Ye's threat. Be an enemy of me, are you ready for the complete destruction of Buddhism?

"That's all...that damn animal is to blame." The Buddha heard Zhou Ye's implication, but he couldn't do anything with Zhou Ye's hob. Even if he could beat Zhou Ye well, he couldn't catch Zhou Ye. As long as he can't catch Zhou Ye, then Zhou Ye will become a nightmare for his western sect, he can see this very clearly... "Then can I return the magic weapon I taught?"

"Your magic weapon?" Zhou Ye was puzzled for a moment, and then he followed Tathagata's gaze to see the purple golden bowl, and immediately understood what Tathagata meant. He smiled and said: "No problem... I don't want to use this thing, so what can you do if you don't pay it back?"

"..." Tathagata didn't speak, but he said in his heart: Only ghosts will believe you. You took the pagoda of Tota Heavenly King and refused to return it to others. The Tota Heavenly King is now pretending to be a fake pagoda every day. Heaven is the laughingstock of the gods...

Zhou Ye didn't care about Tathagata's expression, jumped to the ground, took the purple golden bowl from the black rabbit and threw it to Tathagata, then pointed at Fa Hai's body and said, "Don't you want this stuff? Then I'll use it to boil turtle spirits." , but also replenish the body!"

Zhou Ye said, without waiting for the Tathagata to speak, he raised his hand and put away Fa Hai's body, saying that everything else was nonsense, but it was true that Fa Hai's body did not want to be returned to the Tathagata. Is there a way to bring the dead back to life? Zhou also doesn't have the habit of leaving a tail for himself...

"Alas..." Tathagata understood Zhou Ye's meaning in seconds, but he could only sigh helplessly, "So I will leave..."

"No..." Zhou Ye stood on the spot carelessly, until the figure of Tathagata disappeared in front of him, then he turned his head and turned to the girls, and what greeted him was Xiaoqing's adoring gaze like a fan girl.

"Ye...Yelang...that...that is...that is the Tathagata Buddha?" Xiaoqing couldn't articulate what she said excitedly, she couldn't believe what she saw with her eyes, it was a bit too horrifying , the Buddha appeared in front of his own man, and he seemed to be quite afraid of his own man...

"Yeah, this is the second time I've seen him..." Zhou Ye laughed.

"You...you...he...he..." Xiao Qing was a little incoherent... That's the Buddha now... Why does my man look so casual.

"Okay, little sister Xiaoqing, you have just entered our house, you don't know a lot about officials!" Seeing Tathagata again is for the little white snake and black rabbit who have followed Zhou Ye to heaven. They can no longer feel excited, "Today, I will tell you about the glorious deeds of our officials!"

"Hmm..." Xiaoqing finally calmed down, nodded, and obediently followed Little White Snake, listening to her tell her about Zhou Ye's past.

That night Xiaoqing was really obedient, she didn't even refuse Zhou Ye's request to open the back door, which made Zhou Ye confused... In fact, it was all caused by his glorious deeds.

Although Xiaoqing was sometimes lawless when she did things, but after hearing what her man did, she was immediately shocked to become a heavenly man, stealing golden elixir, stealing flat peaches, captivating fairies, arresting Chang'e, and rebelling against heaven.

It would be unimaginable disaster for others to pick out one thing at random. Only after my own man has done these things, he can go to heaven to visit relatives in a grand manner...

Xiaoqing has no choice but to say a word of convincing to her man, and now Zhou Ye has become the object of her worship.

PS: I have to accompany my wife and children today...there is only three more, I'm sorry everyone, after all, a man with a family has a lot of responsibilities...