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"..."

Seeing the two arguing again, Natasha covered her face in despair.

Damn it, she shouldn't have let the captain come over.

Originally thought that the captain and Howard were comrades-in-arms, and they could play the emotional card with Tony, but unexpectedly it became like this.

"Natasha, you S.H.I.E.L.D. has no future and will be disbanded sooner or later."

Li Xu gloated and smiled.

He has always been an upright and kind person, but when he saw SHIELD suffering, he wanted to laugh inexplicably, and he felt very happy.

Natasha sighed.

To be honest, she also felt that there was no future. As a secret agent organization, it was actually infiltrated and controlled by the enemy Hydra. This kind of agent organization will end sooner or later.

But... if she left, Natasha felt a little confused again.

She has already gotten used to the life of an agent, what can she do if she leaves S.H.I.E.L.D.

Although this world is big, there is no room for a person like her!

"Why don't you think about job hopping?"

Li Xu patted Natasha on the shoulder: "Don't say that the boss won't give you a chance. The Jedi Order is short of an external liaison officer. I think you are not bad and can do it."

"What is the Jedi Order?"

"Does the organization created to protect the peace and stability of the Milky Way sound like a grand one? Your S.H.I.E.L.D. brags about protecting the Earth all day long, but it's actually a piece of shit."

"..."

Natasha's mouth twitched slightly.

Needless to say, compared with the organizational goal of protecting the Milky Way, the protection of the earth is indeed a small one.

Natasha's heart moved, but she still nodded reservedly: "Boss, let me think about it for a while."

"It's up to you, don't wait for the time."

Li Xu shrugged, glanced at Tony and Steve who were still bickering, shook his head speechlessly, drank the wine in his glass, then stood up, ready to leave first.

But just as she stood up, the Red Queen's voice suddenly sounded.

"Sir, according to the planetary monitoring on the Aurora, a strange hammer suddenly appeared above the earth, and the hammer has landed in Texas."

"Yo ha!"

Li Xu raised his eyebrows in surprise.

Is this Meow Meow Hammer and Hanhan Thor coming?

Unexpectedly, Li Xu suddenly felt a trace of a vast and somewhat familiar divine sense approaching, and greeted him friendly.

"Odin?"

Li Xu narrowed his eyes slightly, and felt this strand of divine sense in his hands.

On the majestic sky, Odin was dressed in divine armor and looked at Li Xu with a smile: "Little friend, my eldest son Thor is too stupid. I threw him to the earth to practice. I hope you can take care of him."

"God Odin is very polite."

Li Xu smiled.

Speaking of which, as a hero, Odin has fought all his life and is famous in the universe, but the level of educating his son is not worth mentioning.

The eldest son is a simpleton, who knows how to charge and fight all day long. The second son is shrewd and cunning, but he is only a little clever. Aslad handed over to any one of them, it is estimated that they are not far from extinction.

"Thank you little friend."

Odin nodded with a smile, pondered for a moment and said, "Ragnarok is approaching, and I don't have much time. If it's convenient for you, my friend, why not come to Asgard as a second guest and let me show my kindness as a landlord."

"Next time!"

Li Xu continued to maintain a polite smile.

Although I know that Odin has no bad intentions, Asgard is the home field of 457 Odin, so Li Xu doesn't want to go if he has nothing to do.

Odin seemed to see that Li Xu was perfunctory, and laughed: "I have collected a lot of things in the treasury. If you are interested, you can come and pick a few as a thank you gift this time."

Li Xu's eyes lit up, and he coughed lightly: "Since God Odin warmly invites you, I'll go to Asgard in a few days to bother you."

"Welcome."

Odin still had a smile on his face, nodded to Li Xu, and his figure gradually faded away.

"Since Odin is so polite, let's go and see Hanhan Lei Shen."

Withdrawing his consciousness, Li Xu turned and walked out, but stopped suddenly after walking a few steps, looking at Natasha and Steve, his eyes wandering between the two.

He suddenly thought of a very interesting thing.

In the Marvel Parallel Universe, both Natasha and Steve have picked up Thor's Hammer, and even in a certain numbered Marvel Parallel Universe, Natasha is still a female Thor.

If you take them together and let Natasha and Steve pick up Thor's Hammer, what will Hanhan Thor look like?

The corners of his mouth raised slightly, and Li Xu looked at Natasha on the sofa: "Go, I'll take you to increase your knowledge."

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ps: Sorry, there is something wrong, I just updated it now, and the remaining chapter will be added early tomorrow. .

Chapter 207

Texas.

As a place rich in cowboys, the folk customs here are tough, and many bearded old men like to sit in pubs drinking and bragging when they have nothing to do, reminiscing about the past. Once they got drunk and fought, they quickly took out a revolver from their crotch and glared at each other.

However, in the remote town of Chandra, the lively tavern in the past is empty.

It is said that a meteorite suddenly fell from the sky, and some people said it was a hammer. Anyway, no matter what it was, the old man couldn't hold back his curiosity, and flocked to watch the excitement.

The place where the Meow Meow Hammer landed, the ground was sunken, and a big pit was smashed out. A group of men, women, old and young gathered together, looking curiously at the hammer in the pit and the middle-aged strong man holding the hammer.

The burly man was full of beards, and he was five big and three thick. At this time, he held the handle of the hammer with both hands, exerting all his strength, and his face flushed red.

Accompanied by a burst of wow-wah ghost screams... Meow Meow, the hammer remained motionless.

As a famous artifact in Asgard, Thor's Hammer is forged from the core of a decaying star, and the hammer is engraved with mysterious runes.

It is said that in order to seek higher wisdom, Odin, the father of the gods, hung himself on the World Tree for nine days and nine nights, thinking about the mysteries of the universe. When he came down from the world tree, he understood the mystery of the runes.

The runes are close to the original mystery of magic, and the runes carved by Odin himself endow Thor's Hammer with many extraordinary abilities. But at the same time, Odin also imposed a ban on Thor's Hammer.

Only those who are righteous and virtuous in heart are qualified to lift it, except for the foolish Thunder God, Odin secretly opened a back door for his son.

"Ah!"

In the big pit where the Meow Meow Hammer was located, the bearded man obviously didn't know this, and was still screaming and exerting force.

Unexpectedly... under excessive force, his hand slipped and he fell directly to the ground.

The melon-eaters burst out laughing, and one of them, who was familiar with the bearded man, joked, "Hey, Amari, it's fine if you can't lift it up. Everyone knows that you were with Jenny last night. It's normal for your legs to be weak haha〃"!"

The melon-eating crowd laughed again, and the air was filled with a happy atmosphere.

"Boss, is that Thor's Hammer in Norse mythology?"

In the crowd, Natasha looked curious with a little excitement.

Li Xu nodded slightly, and roughly explained the origin, ability and user conditions of Thor's Hammer.

Hearing that "only those who are righteous and virtuous" are qualified to lift Thor's Hammer, Tony touched his chin: "The condition is quite simple, I think I can do it."

Li Xu cast a contemptuous look at Tony's self-confidence.

With that kind of slutty life, I am ashamed to say that I am virtuous, bah!

"I shouldn't be able to, Captain, you can try."

Natasha is very self-aware.

As an agent, she had too much blood and darkness on her hands to qualify.

"Mr. Li, can I try it?"

Steve thought for a while.

Hydra is back, and if he can get Thor's hammer, he may have the power to end Hydra again.

"Wait a minute, the Lord has not come yet."

Li Xu shook his head and smiled wickedly.

Because Thor only thinks about drinking and fighting, and has no overall view of the king, his old father Odin, in a rage, seals Thor's divine power and throws him and the Meow Hammer to the earth.

Even, in order to let his son grow his brains, Odin deliberately set a ban and kicked Thor out of the user list of Thor's Hammer.

When the time comes, Thor will watch his beloved Meow Hammer ignore him and instead fall into someone else's arms. That scene... is very exciting.

 …

Li Xu didn't wait long. About half an hour later, a big man with blond hair and long shawl came over boldly and vigorously.

Arrogant steps, domineering like a lion, still chanting "Miaoernir"... It looks like a neurosis in the late stage of the second disease, and the onlookers gave way to make a way.

Thor didn't pay attention to these details, and stared at his beloved Meow Meow hammer, jumped directly into the pit, held the handle of the hammer with one hand, posed a handsome pose, and pulled it out forcefully.

Thor's Hammer remained motionless!

Forehead? ? ?

Thor panicked a little, changed his hands, and pulled out hard again.

Still didn't move!

"impossible!"

Thor panicked even more, his heart full of disbelief.

This is his beloved Meow Meow Hammer, how could he just ignore him?

After changing his posture, Thor used all his strength this time, his face flushed red.

rumbling—

Dark clouds suddenly appeared in the sky, and lightning flashed among the clouds.

"Sure enough, Meow Hammer still loves me."

Thor looked happy and continued to exert force.

But... still can't pull it out.

The special effects of thunder and rain in the sky disappeared after a while, and the sky became clear again.

".No!"

Tony knelt on the ground in despair, his funny expression looked like he was abandoned by his little girlfriend...

Pooh! ×2

Li Xu couldn't help laughing, then raised his eyebrows in surprise, and looked towards a hidden corner in the crowd.

In the corner, a feminine man wearing a helmet and a green cloak is smiling happily. It is Loki, Thor's good brother who fell in love with each other.

What are you looking at?

Noticing Li Xu's gaze, Loki frowned, looking coldly at this arrogant and arrogant mortal.

He can laugh at Thor wantonly, but he does not allow others to do so, which is disrespectful to the gods!

With a cold snort, Loki flickered like a phantom, stabbing Li Xu's chest with a dagger in his hand.

"What if the child is rebellious, just give him a good beating."

Li Xu chuckled, stretched out his hand like lightning, grabbed Loki's wrist, and slammed it **** the ground.

boom!

The ground was sunken, and a large hole in the shape of a human was smashed out. The melon-eating crowd watching the excitement nearby screamed (Li Zhao) and ran away in a hurry.

Immersed in grief, Thor, who thought that Meow Hammer had abandoned him, was awakened, glanced at his beaten brother, and exclaimed, "Loki, why are you here?"