Mr. Lu, Madam Has Blocked You Again!

Chapter 544 Should I perform artificial respiration?

Sh Lin and Su Lifei both looked at Gong Chengyu dumbfounded: "..."

What happened next made them even more dumbfounded. No matter how many things Su Lifei baked, Gong Chengyu was the first to grab it and put it on the disc without leaving any crumbs for Shu Lin.

Shu Lin got a little angry, so she went over and whispered in his ear: "Gong Chengyu, would you like a face? You've finished eating, what should I eat?"

Gong Chengyu said matter-of-factly while chewing the chicken wings: "You can bake it yourself."

It was Shu Lin’s turn to be embarrassed: “I don’t know how to barbecue.”

Gong Chengyu responded with the words she just said: "You can't learn!"

　　Shulin: “…”

Although she was reluctant, she realized that she would not be able to eat anything today.

So she could only accept her fate, pick up the fork, put something on the grill, and start to learn to bake.

Su Lifei finally figured out that no matter how many things he baked today, they would all end up in Gong Chengyu's stomach.

He originally thought of slacking off and not baking at all, so as to save Gong Chengyu.

But soon, he didn’t think so anymore. He had other ways to deal with Gong Chengyu.

Thinking of this, what Su Lifei baked next was very extreme. It looked like it was burnt to a layer of black charcoal on the outside, but in fact it was still raw on the inside and not cooked at all. Take a bite, and the blood in the meat drips down.

Gong Chengyu just took a bite, and his expression began to change.

"What's the matter, Principal Gong, are you full? If you are full, don't force it." Su Lifei secretly observed his face and said deliberately.

Shu Lin was so sweaty that she hadn't even taken a few bites. Seeing that Gong Chengyu stopped eating, she immediately reached out to grab it: "Okay, I think you've eaten enough, don't force it, give it to me." Eat."

Gong Chengyu stuffed all those things into his mouth more resolutely than before, because he didn't want Shu Lin to eat these things, which would definitely cause diarrhea.

But it was impossible for Shu Lin to know his good intentions. When she saw him stealing her food again, she couldn't help but roll her eyes at him several times.

This man is really ungraceful to the extreme. Isn't there a saying that my wife eats meat and I drink soup? He poured it out without leaving even a mouthful of soup for her!

On this side, Su Lifei changed his previous attitude and was very attentive to Gong Chengyu, baking plate after plate for him.

 Finally, Gong Chengyu felt cramps in his stomach, which was the rhythm of diarrhea.

Finally he couldn't hold it any longer, so he stood up holding his stomach and walked quickly towards the bathroom.

"Principal Gong, where are you going? You're walking so fast, you have diarrhea, right?" Su Lifei asked deliberately.

Gong Chengyu was so angry that he was livid. Su Lifei, that bitch, deliberately forced him to say such ungentlemanly words as diarrhea in front of Shu Lin!

So he bit the bullet and retorted: "Of course not! I just go to the bathroom normally. Is Professor Su the director of the bathroom? He has such lenient control!"

 After speaking, in order to show that he was not anxious for diarrhea, he could only endure the severe pain in his stomach and slow down his walking speed.

Su Lifei looked at his vain steps, raised the corners of his mouth secretly, and then looked at Shu Lin: "What do you want, do you want chicken wings or meat skewers, I will grill them for you."

Shu Lin just baked some by herself and was already full, so she shook her head: "No need, I'm very full now."

Su Lifei thought for a while and then said: "I'm quite full too. How about we go for a walk to the lake together to digest it?"

He planned to find an opportunity to express his love to Shu Lin tonight. Now that Gong Chengyu’s annoying light bulb is gone, how could he wait until now if he doesn’t take action?

Shu Lin is usually very particular about fitness, so she readily agreed: "Okay, let's go for a walk together."

The two of them stood up and walked towards the lake, then walked along the gravel path beside the lake.

When Gong Chengyu came out of the bathroom, what he saw was the back of the two people walking side by side under the moonlight.

 He subconsciously clenched his fists and followed quickly.

Shu Lin is such a restless woman. He just went to the bathroom and she hooked up with Su Lifei again!

"Shu Lin, actually there is something I have always wanted to tell you. The reason why I went abroad was because..." Su Lifei had been thinking about it for a long time and finally began to confess. He planned to start with the matter of going abroad.

 Because his biological father abroad was rich and his biological mother was extremely poor at home. He was not originally greedy for vanity, but in order to be closer to her, he had to go abroad to join his biological father.

However, before he could say this, he was interrupted by a man's voice.

"Shu Lin, it turns out you are here. I was just looking for you everywhere." Gong Chengyu walked over quickly and grabbed Shu Lin's hand without any explanation, "While my husband is not here, let's talk about love by the lake with other men. Love, is this appropriate?”

Shu Lin thought that he had robbed her of so much food tonight, and now even taking a walk would be labeled as cheating on her husband by him, so she naturally didn't give him a good look.

So she shook Gong Chengyu's hand away hard: "You are crazy. There are so many people here. If I really wanted to cuckold you, would I choose this place?"

"That's hard to say. The more dangerous the place, the safer it is!" Gong Chengyu went to hold her hand again.

Su Lifei shook off his hand in front of her, which made him feel very humiliated and out of control emotionally.

Shu Lin struggled hard to get rid of him. Seeing this, Su Lifei stepped forward and pulled Shu Lin's arm: "Principal Gong, although you are Shu Lin's husband, you have no right to touch her casually. If she doesn't want to, !”

The three of them fought and fought, and in the end Gong Chengyu was defeated by one and the other two.

Shu Lin pulled out her hand. He lost his center of gravity with a force, stepped on a few gravels under his feet, and fell into the lake.

Before he fell, he didn't intend to take advantage of Su Lifei and quickly grabbed his hand.

 Finally, the two big men fell into the lake together, causing a splash.

Gong Chengyu can swim. He cursed under his breath while swimming towards the shore. Suddenly he heard Shu Lin shouting: "Gong Chengyu, please save Su Lifei quickly, he can't swim!"

Gong Chengyu then discovered that Su Lifei was struggling awkwardly not far away from him, and his whole body was about to sink.

"Tsk, it's a shame that a grown man can't swim!" He said loudly to Shu Lin on purpose. At the same time, in order to show his superiority, he swam hard towards Su Lifei and fished him out of the lake. shore.

"Gong Chengyu, you bastard, why did you drag him into the water? You can swim and he can't. Do you want to kill him?" Shu Lin scolded anxiously as soon as she saw Gong Chengyu, "And it's his birthday!"

"The birthday and death anniversary are on the same day, so it's easy to remember, isn't it?" Gong Chengyu felt even more uncomfortable when he saw how nervous she was, and kicked Su Lifei, "Okay, don't pretend to be dead, hurry up and give it to me stand up!"

He had noticed when he was rescuing people just now that Su Lifei had not lost consciousness.

Su Lifei had indeed woken up, but when he heard Shu Lin arguing with Gong Chengyu about him, he deliberately pretended to be dead and lay awake.

Sure enough, Shu Lin became even more anxious. She squatted down and tried his breathing: "What should I do? Why is he not awake yet? Is it time for artificial respiration?"

 (End of this chapter)