Mr. Lu, Madam Has Blocked You Again!

Chapter 653: Green tea slap in the face is super cool

Just when Nangong Lin was suffering from severe stomachache, Lin Xiaoxiao chirped like a sparrow to talk to her.

She didn't want to talk to him at all, but she had to respond perfunctorily for the sake of face, which made her stomach, which was already like a knife, even worse.

Finally, when another burst of severe pain struck, Nangong Lin couldn't help blurting out: "Xiaoxiao, aren't you tired? Your stomachache is just fine. Why don't you close your eyes and rest for a while."

"Sister, thank you for your concern. I'm not tired. You also know that I am in very good health. Even if I was sick a few days ago, I would be full of energy and jumping up and down immediately!" Lin Xiaoxiao pretended not to understand what she said. meaning, continued.

As she spoke, she secretly observed Nangong Lin's face. Seeing that she looked pale and had cold sweat on her forehead, she felt relieved.

 It seemed that the effects of the medicine were beginning to take effect, and Nangong Lin could no longer hold it in even if she tried to pretend.

Nangong Lin didn’t expect that Lin Xiaoxiao couldn’t understand her euphemistic statement, so in the end she could only say directly: “But sister is tired, so she needs to close her eyes and rest for a while.”

Lin Xiaoxiao looked very hurt and said nonchalantly: "Sister, are you annoyed by me? You were not like this before. We sisters can chat until late at night. No matter what I say, you are willing to listen. Okay. "Since you find me annoying, I'll just shut up."

Nangong Lin was in such pain that she almost fainted, and she no longer had the strength to talk to her anymore.

 Because she couldn't hold it in her stomach when she spoke, and the water in her intestines was like a flood, trying to break out.

 Finally, her strong willpower was defeated and she couldn't help but fart secretly. Fortunately, she held back the rest in time so it didn't lead to a big mistake.

Lin Xiaoxiao covered her nose, turned her head to look at her, and deliberately raised her voice and said: "Sister, what does this smell like? It smells so bad."

As she finished speaking, people sitting in the nearby rows also smelled the stench and couldn't help but cover their mouths.

 “It really stinks!”

 “Who farted?”

 “It’s you!”

 “I didn’t fart, it was just you!”

 There is one thing in the world, as long as you don’t tell others, others will never find out the truth, and that is - farts.

So a group of boys blamed each other, and no one wanted to admit that they did it.

Nangong Lin felt relieved when she saw the group of people quarreling. Fortunately, no one suspected her, otherwise she would be very embarrassed.

Unexpectedly, just as she took a breath, Lin Xiaoxiao accidentally knocked over a bottle of water and splashed on her.

"Oh, are you okay? I didn't mean to do it!" Lin Xiaoxiao said, quickly taking out a tissue and wiping her body, "Fortunately, it didn't splash a lot, I'll wipe it up for you right now."

Nangong Lin tried to take a deep breath to calm down the anger in her stomach.

Not only does she have to hold back the anger in her stomach, but she also has to hold back the things in her intestines. Doing two things at the same time makes her easily distracted, and it becomes increasingly difficult for her.

Another burst of severe pain hit her, and Nangong Lin finally couldn't hold it back and blurted out, shouting to the driver who was driving: "Master, please stop the car!"

As soon as the driver heard this, he stepped on the accelerator and said, "Little girl, are you okay? Are you feeling uncomfortable somewhere?"

"It's okay, I just want to go...to the bathroom." Nangong Lin gritted her teeth, and the last three words were very weak.

“Oh, I understand, I’ll stop on the side of the road for you.” The driver naturally knew what was going on.

The rest of the people also understood and looked at each other, and some people whispered.

“The person who farted just now couldn’t be Nangong Lin, right?”

“It’s very possible. After all, I have to go to the bathroom. I must have been unable to hold it in...”

“We just took the blame for her.”

Listening to these discussions, Nangong Lin felt as if her face had been ripped off and rubbed on the ground. But she couldn't care about so much at the moment, she just wanted to get rid of all the thin water in her stomach as soon as possible.

So she stood up and walked out quickly.

When he walked to the car door, he heard Lin Xiaoxiao retort to the boys: "Don't talk nonsense, my sister is a goddess, and a goddess would not do such indecent things."

The boys stopped talking about Nangong Lin and started talking about Lin Xiaoxiao again.

“Actually, Lin Xiaoxiao is quite generous. Even though it’s so obvious, she still speaks for Nangong Lin.”

 “This kind of girl with a straightforward personality is very cute.”

“I don’t think it’s any worse than that kind of ladylike one!”

Nangong Lin was so angry that her legs were shaking, and her stomach was hurting to death. Lin Xiaoxiao even used this incident to increase her favorability!

 She has no time to argue with her now, so she can only speed up her pace and keep running forward.

Fortunately, it was still a downtown area. She quickly found the bathroom and squatted there for more than ten minutes before she felt that she had almost emptied her body. She was covered in cold sweat.

 After coming out of the bathroom, Nangong Lin felt much refreshed and revived.

She thought maybe she just had diarrhea, and it wasn't necessarily because she was given laxatives. After all, Lin Xiaoxiao didn't have the brains.

Thinking this way, her steps became brisk.

After Nangong Lin returned to the car, Lin Xiaoxiao was the first to step forward and care: "Sister, are you okay? You may have been eating out these past few days and accidentally ate something bad."

Nangong Lin's face turned pale again. This matter had already been retold, but Lin Xiaoxiao deliberately brought it up again in front of so many people. Was this to embarrass her again?

But she wouldn't admit it, so she immediately retorted: "Xiaoxiao, thank you for your concern. I didn't have a bad stomach. I just drank too much water along the way, so I had to go to the bathroom."

 The implication is that she went to play the trumpet, not the tuba.

 After all, as long as she didn't say anything about going to the bathroom, who knew what she was going to do.

"Oh, that's it. Sister, just be okay. I was worried about you just now. I even got out of the car and bought you medicine to treat diarrhea. Since you don't need it, forget it." Lin Xiaoxiao sighed, He looked very disappointed.

Nangong Lin smiled at her: "You are really thoughtful, but I don't need it anymore. It doesn't matter. You can take it back as a daily medicine."

“Well, that’s okay.” Lin Xiaoxiao nodded.

 Everyone couldn't help but started talking when they saw this.

“Lin Xiaoxiao is really caring about people. Even though she looks careless, she is actually very careful.”

“This kind of girl is pretty good. She is open-minded when making friends and very careful when it comes to details.”

 “God, please give me a girlfriend like this.”

Nangong Lin was so angry that she secretly gritted her teeth when she saw Lin Xiaoxiao taking the opportunity to show off again.

 She has always stepped on Lin Xiaoxiao to get to the top, when was it her turn to step on her?

She was thinking about how to win back the victory, when suddenly she felt a dull pain in her stomach again.

Nangong Lin's heart sank suddenly, and she suddenly had a very bad premonition. Could she have diarrhea again? But she had clearly done it just now.

At this moment, the driver said: "We are going to get on the highway soon. If anyone wants to go to the bathroom, please go there quickly."

 In fact, everyone got out of the car and took a walk while Nangong Lin went to the bathroom. They had already gone where they should go, so they all said they didn't need it at this moment.

Nangong Lin didn’t know if she should ask to go to the bathroom again. After all, her stomach only hurt a little at the moment.

Furthermore, she had just stated that she only went to the bathroom because she drank too much water, and she went to the bathroom again within five minutes. Wouldn't this be a suspicion of diarrhea?

Thinking of this, Nangong Lin gritted her teeth and endured it. Anyway, there was only about an hour's drive left, so she felt she could endure it.

The driver sped forward when he saw no one said anything.

After the car drove onto the highway, Nangong Lin felt worse and worse. The frequency and intensity of her stomach pains became more and more intense.

 She regretted so much in her heart that she was so concerned about face just now that she didn't go to the bathroom again!

 But there is no use regretting it. She has focused most on her image as a lady since she was a child, so even if she had to do it over again, she would still make the same choice.

At this time, Lin Xiaoxiao came over to chat with her again with her mobile phone: "Sister, I'm going to learn makeup. It's so embarrassing that I can't put on makeup at this age. I don't think you are very good at makeup. Give me some advice. Well, which of these makeup brands I found on the website is better? I think the foundation you used today is pretty good, and I can’t even tell you’re wearing makeup.”

Nangong Lin usually wears light makeup that makes it difficult to tell that she is wearing makeup. The purpose is to make boys think that she is naturally beautiful. After all, for straight men, as long as it is not heavy makeup, they will not be able to tell that she is. Put on makeup.

At this moment, she had a stomachache and was too lazy to talk to Lin Xiaoxiao, but after she exposed such an important thing in front of so many boys, she would definitely refute it.

So Nangong Lin took a deep breath and said, "Xiaoxiao, you read that right. It's not that I used any particularly natural liquid foundation, it's that I didn't wear any makeup today."

"Oh, that's it. Sister, your skin is so good. It looks like you're wearing makeup." Lin Xiaoxiao didn't expose her, and held the phone screen in front of her, "It doesn't matter, help me see which one." OK, give me some advice.”

Nangong Lin pointed at one and said perfunctorily: "That's it!"

Lin Xiaoxiao was very serious: "Why, what are the advantages of this product? What are the disadvantages?"

Nangong Lin's stomachache became more and more severe. She was just pointing randomly, so she had no time to explain so many nonsense to her, so her tone was not as patient as usual: "No reason, it just looks more pleasing to the eye."

"Oh, that's it. How can you choose randomly? If you buy something and it doesn't work, you'll be in trouble." Lin Xiaoxiao deliberately made her nagging her again, asking endless questions, almost breaking the casserole and asking to the end.

Nangong Lin was already feeling uncomfortable, but when she kept harassing her, she finally couldn't help but fart again.

An unpleasant smell filled the carriage, and everyone looked at her as if they had a tacit understanding.

Nangong Lin only felt that those eyes were like needlepoints piercing her body. She felt that she could no longer save face, otherwise she would lose even more face in a while, so she secretly lowered her voice and said to Lin Xiaoxiao: "Xiaoxiao, didn't you just say Did you buy any medicine? Give me some."

Who knows, Lin Xiaoxiao raised her voice and said, "Sister, I can't hear what you said. It's too noisy in the car. Can you be louder?"

Nangong Lin had a severe stomachache and had no time to argue with her. She could only raise her voice and said, "I mean, give me some of the medicine you just bought."

Lin Xiaoxiao looked at her with a puzzled expression: "But sister, didn't you say you didn't have diarrhea? You can't take medicine randomly. Taking the wrong medicine may kill someone, so I can't give it to you. You are my sister. , how can I watch you take medicine randomly?"

 When everyone heard the conversation between the two, their eyes on Nangong Lin became meaningful.

“Why is Nangong Lin so inconsistent in her speech today?”

“I used to think she was gentle and dignified and a nice girl, but now I just think she’s too good at pretending.”

“Is she feeling uncomfortable in her stomach? Just tell her if you feel uncomfortable. It’s nothing. She has to pretend to be some otherworldly fairy.”

When Nangong Lin heard these derogatory words about herself, her eyes turned black with anger. She lost control of her stomach and farted several times, followed by water spurting out.

A stench filled the carriage, and everyone vomited and hurriedly opened the windows to breathe in order to save their lives.

But it’s really stinky, and it’s a constant stench, and ventilation doesn’t work very well. Everyone's eyes fell on Nangong Lin again, but they hesitated to speak.

Nangong Lin guessed what everyone was thinking and insisted on clarifying: "I didn't, I'm not, it's really not me!"

She had just observed that the seat was made of sponge and covered with khaki fabric to resist stains. As long as she pulled it out slowly, it would be absorbed, and no one might be able to tell in the end.

At this moment, Lin Xiaoxiao jumped up, pointed to the seat and said: "Oh my god, the seat seems to be a little wet. Is there a leak somewhere in the car? Master, please stop the car on the side of the road and check it out. After all, safety comes first.”

Nangong Lin was so angry that she almost strangled her to death. She thought no one would find out, but Lin Xiaoxiao made it public in this way.

The master was a little nervous when he heard this, so he immediately stopped at the emergency parking zone and ran to Lin Xiaoxiao's side to prepare for inspection.

Everyone also gathered around him. After all, boys are very interested in repairing cars.

 As they got closer, they felt the stench became more obvious, and they instantly understood what was going on.

The car is leaking water, it's clearly Nangong Lin's **** leaking!

Nangong Lin was surrounded by a group of people and knew that she couldn't hide it. In addition, her stomach pain was getting worse at the moment and she urgently needed to be solved, so she stood up and ran out of the car with her face covered.

There is a farmland outside the emergency parking strip on the highway. As long as she gets in, she can defecate properly.

As the saying goes, people have three urgent needs, but now she doesn't care about her face.

 (End of this chapter)