Mr. Melancholy Wants to Live a Peaceful Life

Since the system app was deleted by a mysterious person who hasn't shown his face, Zhen Li's little life has been happily.

Even under the surveillance of the World Guardian Organization, even if she doesn't know what the mysterious person is going to do on her own, Zhen Li's mentality is still very optimistic. She is so beautiful that she can walk with her heels without landing, and she can step on the beat of the dance every step.

The system that was placed in his mind to kill him at any time is gone, but his wardrobe clothes and different-dimensional stomach are still there. Is there anything happier in life?

Zhen Li wears a white elegant gown, holds a fan, puts on a flowing wig, and happily turns in circles in front of the mirror.

The studio he set up is very simple, two tables, two chairs, a large cabinet for clothes, and a large mirror that occupies a whole wall.

"I'm so handsome." Zhen Li turned the fan while spinning, her long hair fluttering gently with the rotation.

There is a mobile phone on the shelf next to him, and on the phone screen are countless barrages passing by——

[Handsome, handsome, so handsome! 】

[Since I saw the shooting video, I have been fascinated by this changeable little brother. I have been looking for you for many days. I can only live by pictures of passersby. I finally found you today. I will only **** you and my cat from now on! 】

[This posture, this expression, this tone is so stinky! But I like it, please come again! 】

[Did not watch the live broadcast screen, thank you for the submarine sent by the local tyrants, did not say Lao Tie 666, did not sing, you are the most unprofessional Internet celebrity I have ever seen, but I like it. 】

[What's so nice about a man spinning? It's not interesting at all, I just watched it hundreds of times. 】

There was a knock on the open door: "Hello, I saw the recruitment information on the Internet. I sent my resume to your company's mailbox before and replied that I asked me to come for an interview at ten this morning. My name is..."

Zhen Li didn't even look at the interviewer, so she focused on looking in the mirror to see her beauty in the flourishing age. He set up a studio according to the boss's orders, but he didn't know what the studio was going to do, and when the boss would come to him to explain the next task.

The bored Zhen Li looks in the mirror, changes clothes, poses every day, and plays live broadcast without a teacher. In a few days, he has hundreds of thousands of fans.

The mobile phone did not capture the applicant's face, but the voice was recorded. The fans in the live broadcast room immediately became excited.

[Come here, it's a daily must-have item, to see how Boss Zhen rejects the interviewer. 】

[The day before yesterday, colleges and universities other than top 3 will not be considered, and foreign languages ​​below 5 will not be considered. 】

[Yesterday, I finally came to an applicant who graduated from a top 3 college and has a super high level of foreign language. He also said that he must have three years of work experience as an executive of the top 100 domestic companies. Who will come to work here? 】

[I suspect that Boss Zhen recruited people just to enjoy the fun of rejecting people. Sooner or later, his recruitment will be increased to the point that the people of the earth will not consider them. We only need aliens lurking in the crowd, hahahahahahaha! 】

[Is he really good to do this? It is trampling on the heart of candidates. 】

[Keep it down. Just the small advertisement he posted on the recruitment website looks like a liar. Anyone who is serious about looking for a job considers this kind of three-no-bag company. The applicants are all his fans, Yishui’s sister. , It's strange not to refuse. 】

[You think about the screams of applicants a few days ago, are they looking for a job? They are the bodies of Boss Zhen! Cough, I am greedy, sucking (slobber). 】

[But this time listening to the voice is a man, quite calm. 】

Zhen Li didn't even look at anyone. He stopped the circling dance steps, and the fan swiftly rotated in his palm, closing in his palm.

Holding the fan with her slender fingers, Zhen Li said in a fairy-like voice: "We recruit here. The requirement must be a graduate of a top 3 or higher college."

"I am." The fans in the live broadcast room could only hear the voice, and said, "This is my diploma."

Since college graduates had already been found the day before yesterday, Zhen Li was not surprised, and looked in the mirror to take care of her somewhat tousled hair: "I must be proficient in more than five foreign languages."

"I have professional grade certificates in English, Russian, French, German, Japanese, Spanish, Arabic, and Latin." The visitor took out various certificates from his briefcase.

Is the candidate so good this time? Zhen Li was taken aback, but he still firmly stated the third condition for embarrassing people: "There are more than three years of experience as executives of the top 100 domestic companies."

"I have it too. This is my previous job resume. I am a HR executive of XX company. I left half a month ago." Lai Ren said calmly.

Zhen Li turned his head in shock, took his various materials from the person, sat in front of the seat and read it carefully, and said, "You are so capable, why do you want to apply for a job in my small studio?"

Although Zhen Li changed positions, the live broadcast screen was also facing the table, and he could still see his celestial figure. But the applicants seemed to stand in front of the door all the time and did not appear in the live broadcast footage.

[Why, for love! He must love you! 】

【Hurry up! Let me take a look at this man's face. Isn't it handsome? The voice is about to kill me, the voice of the top seiyuu. 】

"I..." The visitor hesitated and said, "I am different from my previous leadership philosophy, so it is a peaceful resignation. Because some unpleasant things happened during the resignation, it is difficult to find a new job in the short term. But I am currently It seems that it’s hard to support my current life, so I really need this job."

Zhen Li was worried about what reason to use to reject this very good candidate. Hearing what the other party said, she immediately said: "Oh, this is just a transitional period for you. It is difficult to work for me for a long time. Office job. What I need is someone who can work with and struggle with me for a long time. If you just apply for the job with the idea of ​​adjusting your status, then, I’m sorry, you are excellent, but not suitable for this job."

The visitor chuckled: "No, I originally hoped to live a part-time job in a relatively stable company, and be an ordinary work party. However, recent events have changed my mind. Compared with large companies According to the various rules and regulations, I am more eager to work in a small but promising company and build a home by myself. Isn’t it more meaningful? This is the joy of entrepreneurship."

Zhen Li's expression suddenly became very exciting. This is a difficult candidate to deal with. Could it be someone sent by other hurdlers or behind-the-scenes bosses?

He looked up and down the candidates. He had a tall nose, standard facial features, a handsome face, a straight back, an upright posture, long legs against the sky, and a plain black suit. There is a temperament that is indisputable in the world, and it does not look like a trespasser who has gone through multiple worlds or a bottomless boss.

Zhen Li had a scrutiny in her heart, put aside all the applicant's information, rubbed her hands and said, "Uh... do you have a lover?"

His question made the barrage suddenly heated up-

[Wait, why did you suddenly ask this question? Inexplicably excited.jpg】

[Boss Zhen, let me look at the applicant's face. Just listening to the voice, my ears are about to become pregnant. This face is so handsome. 】

[I just drew a plan based on the direction of Boss Zhen’s line of sight, the height of his eyes from the ground, and the distance between his position and the applicant. I initially estimated that the height of the applicant should be between 183-188cm. I don't know what the face looks like. The height and legs must be qualified. 】

"I have been married for three years and live in Xuyang District with my lover, and my lover also works in Xuyang District. I will not leave my job because of the relationship between the two places, and I will not refuse to travel because of my marriage. My wife is very supportive of my work." Every word of man made Zhenli unable to refuse.

married? Zhen Li smiled triumphantly.

The system generally does not arrange a married identity for the barrier-breaker. When the barrier-breaker comes to the new world, most of the identities they get are widows, widows, loneliness, no relatives, no cause, and no burden, so that they can integrate into the world silently and without being noticed. Identity.

Since the other party is married and is very affectionate with his lover, it is even less likely that he is looking for someone.

So Zhen Li sorted out the applicant's information and handed it to the other party: "I'm sorry, this company cannot hire you."

"Why? Are you live streaming?" the candidate asked.

"In order to be open and fair, I usually livestream the application process." Zhen Li briefly explained, "Even if your lover is very supportive of your work, the company also hopes to recruit some unmarried or even not in love. The specific reasons are not convenient to disclose. This involves our company secrets."

In short, this company cannot hire you.

At this time, Zhen Li saw the applicant's fingers/crosses, walked slowly towards the mobile phone that was broadcasting, and lightly pressed the palm of his hand on the mobile phone, and his new high-definition wide-angle view mobile phone was so broken.

The applicant scanned the studio coldly, and with a light wave of his arm, the door of the studio was closed tightly and locked.

Then he walked to the mirror, bent his fingers, and tapped it lightly. The mirror that occupies the entire wall was shattered like this, and the fragments fell on the ground.

Zhen Li: "!!!"

The candidate raised his hand to untie the tight tie and unbuttoned the two buttons on the shirt to reveal the **** collarbone.

He walked to the table of Zhen Li's boss, with his arms resting on the table. Unlike his gentle voice, his tone was very aggressive at the moment: "I asked you to open a studio. This is how you accomplish the task? Live broadcast? Prevarication?"

Zhen Li: "!!!"

Looking at the candidate's murderous eyes, Zhen Li seemed to be drenched from head to toe by ice water, completely cold, and every piece of skin was stinged by the cold.

Zhen Li immediately bounced from her seat, kneeled down in front of the applicant, with her palms on the ground, her movements were proficient and smooth, and she did not know how many times she practiced.

"I, I, I don't know it's the boss you are here, I don't know Taishan, I'm so stupid!" Zhen Li bowed his head.

The applicant is naturally Yu Hua. He looked down at Zhen Li, who was kneeling high up, and sighed slightly: "I didn't let you kneel."

"Yes, yes!" Zhen Li nodded repeatedly, "When I respect someone, I will express my admiration with body language from the heart!"

"Get up, I don't have that feudal preference." It's already June, and it's a bit hot to wear a thick suit. Yu Hua took off his suit jacket and sat on Zhen Li's boss chair, his eyes cold and ruthless, as if looking at a little ant.

Zhen Li stood up tremblingly, not daring to look up at Yu Hua, only to remind: "Big brother, the World Guardian seems to have been monitoring me, I don't know if there is a camera in this room."

"Just call me Yu Hua, you are the boss," Yu Hua said peacefully, sitting in the boss's position. "The lobby of the office building and the corridor outside your door are monitored. Someone in the office building opposite is secretly videotaping. As for your office... Do you still need to monitor?"

Zhen Li runs live broadcasts throughout the day, and there is no need to install surveillance in the office. The World Guardian also doesn't want to be stunned, and has been monitoring Zhen Li by means of remote monitoring.

Zhen Li looked at the window and thought that fortunately the morning sun was too strong, which affected the live broadcast light. In order to better show his appearance, he had closed the blinds a long time ago. Even if there is monitoring outside, he cannot see the indoor situation.

"Yes, I was wrong. I shouldn't have a live broadcast. I'm too stupid to recognize the boss...Yuhua you." Zhen Li'an confessed her mistake obediently.

"Forget it, you did a good job in attracting other people's attention. And every passer has his own hobbies, and I have no intention of suppressing other people's nature." Yu Hua said kindly.

Even he himself yearned for a peaceful life, tried to hide his talents far beyond ordinary people, forced himself to do wrong questions during the college entrance examination, so as to avoid the tragedy of accidentally entering the top 1 colleges and universities.

Over the long years, the passers-by have more or less developed some psychological problems, and some quirks are normal.

"How long have you been a barrier breaker? How many levels have you passed?" Yu Hua asked.

"Exactly fifteen years, four passes have passed, this is the fifth pass." Zhen Li replied truthfully.

Yu Hua frowned slightly. He remembered that the first ten levels were all newbies adapting to the levels. They were very simple and could pass the levels by thinking with their feet. When he broke through, the first ten worlds passed in only half a year, and the other companions only took one year. Even if he and his companions are too strong, Zhenli's passers are weak in this class, but 15 years ago, the system was pumped out by him most of the energy, and the difficulty of the level was reduced to less than five times. It would take 15 years for Zhenli to pass four novice levels. ?

Yu Hua said with doubts: "Although I deleted your system, in order to deal with other barriers, I still left you with the basic props of the first world and the ability that consumes the most points. The props and abilities you left are what?"

The carryable props in the first world are upgradeable props, and it is also the foundation for a trespasser to survive in the dangerous world of survival. As long as Zhen Li still retains the first prop, Yu Hua can help him upgrade the props. Li has the strength to deal with other barriers, and Yu Hua can hide herself.

Zhen Li was happy when he mentioned props and abilities. He excitedly said: "My first prop is a closet that can hold tens of thousands of clothes. I am stuffed with clothes in it! Ability is a different-dimensional stomach and can be eaten dry. Not fat, they are very practical abilities!"

Yu Hua: "..."

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Zhen Li: Our company requires top 3 college graduates.

Yu Hua: I have.

Zhen Li: Our company requires proficiency in five foreign languages.

Yu Hua: I have.

Zhen Li: Our company requires more than three years of senior management experience in top 100 domestic companies.

Yu Hua: I have.

Zhen Li: ...Our company does not recruit humans.

Yu Hua: I didn't seem to be a human in the past.

Zhen Li: ... our company does not recruit people from this world!

Yu Hua (light smile): By coincidence, I just happen to be not.

See you tomorrow, okay (づ￣3￣)づ╭?～

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【Vengeance, rebirth, and birth. If there is no accident, it will be updated daily at 12:00 noon. 】

Luo Shuyu was pointed out by the emperor's imperial decree to the third prince Li Mingjin, who had a sinister and paranoid personality. The two had been married for three years. Li Mingjin always treated him with no words and cold words. In an accident, the two rounded up the room, and Luo Shuyu became pregnant by accident.

After he gave birth to a son, Li Mingjin was sentenced to beheaded for the crime of collaborating with the enemy. His one-month-old son was given to death and he also received a glass of poisoned wine.

Unexpectedly, Li Mingjin escaped from prison, desperately sent him and his son out of the city, and died after blocking arrows for them.

No one in the family survived.

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Luo Shuyu only realized after his death that he was a supporting role in the novel "Four Big Brothers Are Fighting to Marry Me After Wearing a Book". That cousin from the countryside is the protagonist in the book. He was dressed from the future world and he was wearing gold fingers. , All the way to hook up with the so-called bigwigs in the book, walk to a high position, and finally get together with the four princes he supports and become Wu's first male queen. And he and Li Mingjin are the villains in the early stage, and they are the obstacles in the way of the male protagonist's ascent.

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Luo Shuyu woke up and returned to the day when he and Li Mingjin were married.

Three days later, the man who had lived and died with him appeared in front of him and saw that he was still alive and young and handsome. He cried at Li Mingjin.

Eighteen-year-old Lang Li Mingjin raised his sleeves to wipe his tears, and said gloomily, "Don't cry." Although a bit fierce, his movements were extremely gentle.

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