Mr. Melancholy Wants to Live a Peaceful Life

Lian Yufan’s idea is very simple. Yu Hua is nothing more than two identities, one is a saboteur. If he is a saboteur, Yu Hua would not really faint on the day of the amusement park. He will definitely find the handsome guardian. The trousers he was wearing might reveal the identity of You Zhengping. In this case, Yu Hua concealed his identity. Even if he knew that Lian Yufan was tentative, he would behave calmly, pretending to be blind and unable to see the pants problem.

The other is that Yu Hua is indeed innocent. According to Lian Yufan's investigation of Yu Hua, he is determined to be a careful person, but I am afraid that the shopping receipt and Lian Yufan's pants are actually You Zhengping. How can ordinary people not be angry in this situation, how can they not get angry, a man can't bear it.

As for whether You Zhengping's own family relationship will break after this trial, how you should deal with this situation is not within Lian Yufan's jurisdiction.

Lian Yufan is such a person. During actual combat exercises, he can "kill" hostages or teammates in order to complete the task, so rational and ruthless. Even after the lesson of Director Xiao, he still couldn't understand You Zhengping's sticky approach.

Lian Yufan believes that since he is a guardian, he should forget everything, love? marriage? family?

Sorry, the guardian does not have this qualification.

Cen Xiao sat next to Lian Yufan, holding up a glass of lively atmosphere: "We are people who have nothing to do, but we are connected because of various incidents. Although the incident itself is a bit embarrassing, it is also a wonderful fate, which is our fate. Cheers!"

While speaking, Cen Xiao put his other hand under the table, raised his index finger, and poked Lian Yufan's thigh fiercely.

Cen Xiao's ability is the fire element, which is the most traditional and the most difficult force to deal with. The high temperature condensed on his fingertips, one finger burned Lian Yufan's flesh, and the smell of roasted flesh was obscured by the mixed taste of food stalls.

"!!!" Lian Yufan used all his willpower to suppress the burning pain of thigh meat, and had to barely lift the wine glass to touch everyone, his facial muscles twisted.

Seeing him gulp down the wine in his glass, Cen Xiao released his fingers, took out a lighter from his pocket, and played casually in his hand.

Seeing that the lighter was ignited for a while, and then extinguished, Lian Yufan felt Cen Xiao's threat, so he didn't dare to mention the pants any more, so he just drank alcohol.

Yu Hua's performance was flawless. He not only confessed his unhappy and jealous emotions, but also did not get angry in front of his new colleagues. He chose a very soft and delicate product and even a sweet way to solve this problem, showing the wisdom and self-cultivation of adults.

Lian Yufan had nothing to test. As everyone drank together until 11 o'clock in the evening, when the number of people in the night market gradually decreased, everyone went home full and full.

Yu Hua, who was planning not to drink, made an exception, and no one drove the car. Cen Xiaolian, Yufan, and Zhenli took a taxi home, while You Zhengping and Yu Hua called for driving.

Because of his supernatural powers, Cen Xiao's alcohol volatilized as soon as he entered his body. His alcohol volume was bottomless, and he was the most sober person present. He first sent Zhen Li home, and then took a car with Lian Yufan to Lian Yufan's newly rented apartment.

Lian Yufan's apartment was not far from Cen Xiao's house, and the two got off the car together.

It was already midnight after getting off the bus. Cen Xiao saw no one else and warned: "Don't worry about this anymore. It is not easy for You Zhengping to find a lover who can take care of him and be considerate of him. This is what he came from. Not easy happiness. You suspect that Yu Hua is your freedom, but please do not use this method to test their marriage relationship, please choose some relatively soft and secret observation methods."

"Hard-won happiness?" Lian Yufan put his hands in his pockets and looked at Cen Xiao quietly in the night, "Do you think people like us will have happiness at all? Or, to say, choose marriage by force, what is it? In order to meet your own needs, can you really give another person a real family? How many guardians’ family members have died in history? Have you ever counted this number?"

"...Yu Hua and You Zhengping are not the same." Cen Xiao didn't know how to refute Lian Yufan. They are a small group of people. Except for You Zhengping who was forced by his family to get married on a blind date, the rest of them are not in love. Budding, but not dare.

Because I didn't dare, I admire and admire You Zhengping's courage. I want to protect that love. Seeing that their husbands are in a good relationship and seeing You Zhengping happily spreading dog food every day is like seeing his own future.

Lian Yufan didn't think so, he said coldly: "What's the difference? Do you really think I don't know why they got married? You Zhengping can't control his abilities, and Yu Hua is just his stabilizer. You really believe it. The family protection policy mentioned by Director Xiao? Don’t be kidding! Director Xiao is afraid that Yu Hua will choose to divorce after knowing You Zhengping’s identity. You Zhengping’s ability will become unstable again, and we will lose a powerful fighter!"

"Your thinking is too extreme and utilitarian." Cen Xiao frowned and retorted.

Lian Yufan shook his head. He had a different concept from Cen Xiao, and no one could persuade anyone. The two broke up unhappy.

On the other side, the melancholy husband went home with the help of the driver. You Zhengping helped the clingy Yu Hua into the house and helped him change his shoes and clothes.

Yuhua doesn't smoke, seldom drinks alcohol, has poor alcohol tolerance, and has a fairly average amount of alcohol. You Zhengping knows that his lover may not be too drunk to take care of himself, but he wants to act like a baby after drinking too much, and his emotions are magnified by alcohol.

Yu Hua always took care of You Zhengping that he could not take care of himself. You Zhengping seldom served others and was not very skilled.

Fortunately, he was strong enough to easily carry the tall Yu Hua onto the bed. It’s impossible to take a bath, so get a wet towel and wipe Yu Hua's face.

You Zhengping straightened Yu Hua and got up to go to the bathroom, but Yu Hua grabbed his wrist.

"Where to go?" Yu Hua stared at You Zhengping and asked, as if he was afraid that he would run away.

"Get a wet towel, look at you, your face is sweaty." You Zhengping said, "wiping your body will make it more comfortable to sleep."

You Zhengping took the mouthwash and poured a sip for Yu Hua. Yu Hua stared at him, gargle obediently, feeling a lot of fresher mouth.

"Good." You Zhengping learned the way Yu Hua took care of himself before and touched his hair.

Yu Hua stopped making trouble, he stared at You Zhengping into the bathroom.

You Zhengping came to the bathroom and stared at the towel on the shelf.

Yuhua does everything in an orderly manner. The towels at home are divided into four types: face, body, feet, and hair. You Zhengping and Yuhua’s towels are separate. There are eight towels in eight different colors. They are cleaned and disinfected. They are neatly hung on the towel rack. Every time You Zhengping gets up to wash, Yu Hua will hand him one or two towels and tell him what it is for. You Zhengping can do it like a fool.

Today, however, Yu Hua was rarely drunk, and You Zhengping looked desperate when looking at the eight towels that couldn't tell who was who. What is this? Which one wipes the face? Which is Yuhua's?

You Zhengping feels that the towel for wiping the body and face and hair is okay. If it is used as a foot wiper, will Yu Hua wake up tomorrow and see it, will he be so angry that he will wash his face off?

"It doesn't matter, the probability of two-eighths is not so unlucky." You Zhengping stretched out his fingers and counted against the towel, "Point, reach, who, just, yes, who, just, yes, you!"

He selected the towel corresponding to the word "you", soaked it in warm water, and wrung out, then returned to the bedroom with the towel, and saw Yu Hua holding the needle and thread directly against You Zhengping's pajamas placed by the bed.

You Zhengping: "..."

When he chose a towel, Yu Hua had already embroidered the two letters "YH" on You Zhengping's pajamas with ordinary cotton thread.

Yu Hua looked at the "YH" and felt satisfied, rubbing his fingers on the letters. He stared affectionately at the letters on his pajamas, as if looking at You Zhengping.

"Hey!" You Zhengping sighed heavily and walked in front of Yu Hua with a towel, wiping his face.

You Zhengping's movements are not proficient, and his strength is a bit heavy. Fortunately, Yu Hua was very obedient. He raised his head and obediently let the towel rub his forehead, temples, eyes, ears, nose, mouth, arteries in his neck and other vital areas. He exposed his softest part to You Zhengping. Trust your life safely in the hands of your lover.

You Zhengping changed the water several times, and roughly wiped Yu Hua's heart, liver and kidney, belly, limbs and other terrible places, and helped Yu Hua put on pajamas by the way.

After doing all this, You Zhengping was sweating profusely. He said to Yu Hua: "You go to bed first, I'll take a shower."

"Yeah." Yu Hua nodded obediently.

Seeing Yu Hua's obedient appearance, You Zhengping suddenly felt soft. He has become accustomed to being taken care of by Yu Hua and enjoying the feeling of being taken care of by others in his daily life. At this moment, for the first time seeing Yu Hua is also a little fragile and needs care, You Zhengping is a little happy.

You Zhengping often has a sense of fear. He likes Yuhua and needs Yuhua. Every bit of his life is invaded by Yuhua. If he leaves Yuhua, he may not even be able to hold his chopsticks. You Zhengping believes that the strength is stronger, but Yuhua is much more orderly than him mentally.

At this moment, Yuhua is soft as a newborn cat, sticking to him at all times, and the regular rhythm of life is broken. What he brings is not trouble, but another kind of depended happiness.

You Zhengping took a quick shower, and when he came out, he saw that Yu Hua was not asleep, holding You Zhengping's pajamas.

"It's time to give it to me." You Zhengping pumped, but didn't grab it.

"Well, mine." Yu Hua stubbornly grasped the embroidered dress.

You Zhengping thought for a while and took out a set of clothes from the closet. It was a simple T-shirt and trousers. He handed it to Yu Hua: "Change it."

As expected, Yu Hua put down his pajamas and picked up the needle and thread to embroider on the new clothes. He was not trained and lacked skills. Fortunately, Yuhua is serious and careful, "YH" is not a difficult pattern, and it can be embroidered upright with ordinary cotton thread.

You Zhengping put on his pajamas and noticed that the position of Yuhua's embroidery was very concealed. For his trousers, he chose the inner side of the trousers and the inner side of the waistline, and the clothes were the inner side of the ribs, all of which would not be seen without a closer look.

Even if he was drunk and somewhat headstrong, Yu Hua was quite restrained and did not embroider letters on his chest.

After embroidering, he touched the trousers with satisfaction and smiled lightly.

Seeing Yu Hua's movements, You Zhengping hesitated. He leaned over, resting on Yu Hua's arm, and quietly closed his eyes.

Yu Hua naturally hugged her clothes with You Zhengping, patted her lover's shoulder, and whispered: "Go to sleep."

You Zhengping opened his eyes in the dark and said confidently: "When you cleaned the other day, you saw the shopping receipts and labels, right?"

After rigorous training, the two see darkness as day. Even so, they still choose to turn off the lights and spread them out. The dark night is like a natural protective color, which can hide countless secrets and breed infinite courage.

"I saw it." Yu Hua hugged You Zhengping tighter and said in a pun.

What about the Guardian, when he kills the system, the Guardian can enjoy a peaceful and happy life without having to bear that kind of fate.

"Why didn't you ask me?" You Zhengping asked.

Yu Hua said: "In fact, there are just the following possibilities. The first is that you are usually very careless. If you break your pants, you are afraid that I will feel sorry for the money. After all, our economy was a bit tight a few days ago. It is normal that the bars are the same.

"Second, you and Cen Xiao usually work together and change clothes together. You are similar in figure, and it is very common to accidentally wear the wrong one. After wearing the wrong one, Cen Xiao thinks he soiled his pants and bought a new one. I'm sorry, you didn't take it seriously, just throw away the shopping receipts and labels, which is normal.

"The third, the simplest, you don't like to wear dirty pants, and you like the color and comfort of these pants, so you bought a new one."

Hearing Yu Hua’s excuses for thinking, You Zhengping buried his head deeply in his lover’s arms. Yu Hua is so kind. He didn’t even need You Zhengping to think about the reason. He suggested three options for him. You only need to choose one. it is good.

Yu Hua didn't ask what was the reason, but instead asked: "Did the TV series I watched recently made you a little flustered?"

"Did you find it?" You Zhengping nodded, his soft hair rubbing against Yu Hua's chest.

"You write all your thoughts on your face, how could I not guess." Yu Hua said, "I just watch TV dramas about husband and wife getting along. After watching it, it feels ridiculous. Then how is the life of a normal couple? It's not as real as the mother-in-law daughter-in-law sister-in-law drama."

"Then you still have to watch mother-in-law and daughter-in-law's drama?" You Zhengping felt terrible when he thought of the scene.

"No, I plan to get to know the Internet celebrity circle, the variety show circle and the entertainment circle," Yu Huadao, "boss Zhen is on the hot search today, and the future development direction of the studio must be linked to this. This is my knowledge blind spot. , We must understand from many aspects in the future."

Hearing his talk about future work plans, You Zhengping couldn't help thinking, if there are no spoilers, Zhen Li is a really small entrepreneurial boss, and the original sunset is a potential employee signed by the studio. Lian Yufan is a bit annoying. colleague. And he is really a small auxiliary policeman, riding a small electric patrol every day, stopping when passing by the office building where Yuhua works, drinking a sip of water, looking up at the floor where Yuhua works, and stealing a lot of leisure in his heart.

Yu Hua added: "My new colleague today is really annoying. He has repeatedly tried to destroy my family relationship. He must be jealous of me or you."

"Huh?" You Zhengping looked up and saw Yu Hua's expression very serious.

"Some people can't get it by themselves, or if they can't, they will be jealous of those who can do it, thinking that everyone is the same as him and can't get happiness." Yu Hua said.

You Zhengping blinked, thinking of the National Competition, Lian Yufan always dominates him because of his rational results, but You Zhengping has never been jealous of Lian Yufan, You Zhengping always follow the instructions of the heart to make choices.

You Zhengping thought, according to Yu Hua's theory, is Lian Yufan actually jealous of him? Why are you jealous? It was Lian Yufan who got the first place.

"He always mentioned pants, I was angry." Yu Hua said frankly.

"Oh, no wonder you made an exception for drinking." You Zhengping said, "Aren't you drunk? Why are you thinking so clearly now?"

Yu Hua said: "A little drunk, but not completely out of control."

Yu Hua didn't use his ability or energy to resist alcohol. His performance was from the heart. He wanted to do some childish behavior, wanted to embarrass You Zhengping to let him take care of himself, and gradually recovered his sanity in the dark.

"Then you want to grab pajamas from me?" You Zhengping poked Yu Hua's heart.

"I want you to coax me," Yu Hua said frankly, "I'm not happy, you want to coax me."

"Well, coax you to coax you!" You Zhengping moved up and hugged Yu Hua's head, "I am a little happy."

"I have a headache," Yu Hua squeezed the bridge of his nose, "I must fall asleep before 11 o'clock, and it's almost 1 o'clock now."

"Then go to sleep." You Zhengping said.

"Not sleeping," Yu Hua squeezed his wrist, "I don't want to sleep today."

After the usual time to fall asleep, not only will you not be sleepy, but will become more energetic. At this time, it is difficult to force yourself to sleep. The best way is to exercise properly.

You Zhengping accompanies Yu Hua to exercise for a while and then falls asleep. He has always been a little uneasy recently, and his sleep is not very good. This time, by talking about wine with his lover, he feels much better and sleeps very sweetly.

Yu Hua is the type who can't fall asleep without the alcohol being completely metabolized. He lay down for a while and heard that his lover was sleeping deeply, so he got up and went to the study, opened today's desk calendar, and wrote a diary.

——In a certain year, certain month, and certain day, today, it is rare to indulge and drink some beer.

For a long time, I try to avoid the use of addictive substances, such as cigarettes, such as alcohol, including coffee, tea, etc., such foods more or less stimulate my nerves and disrupt my peaceful life.

But occasionally, having a drink is not interesting.

Xiaoyou chose the towel for wiping his feet for a long time. Fortunately, I cleaned and disinfected all the towels this morning. I always wash things carefully, so I don't have to worry too much.

It can be seen that Xiaoyou's luck is really bad. Actually, if he is lucky, he won't meet me on the first blind date, and he has since been trapped by me to draw him into the urn by trickery.

But I was lucky. It was probably the only and last blind date in my life. In my peaceful life plan, there is no intention to join another person. I just want to work step by step, observe social order, and spend the rest of my life indifferently and ordinary like every ordinary person. But in the task-like blind date, I captured the fleeting color.

He is frank and sincere, accepting everything about me unreservedly, my paranoia, my jealousy, my desire to control that I can't bear even myself, he is willing and happy from the bottom of his heart.

If you want an excuse to deceive me and make him uncomfortable, then I will help him think of a reason. If even the manager bothers him, then I...

Yu Hua paused, and was silent for a long time before writing a line.

——Forget it, then I will wear shoes for new colleagues at work.

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The original sunset at this time: I am not only short-sighted, but also blind, help!

Zhen Li: After you have finished eating the skewers, should you secretly take the cage away? God, you forgot to give me the cage after drinking some wine, the cage!

Sparrow in the cage: Huhuhu, sleeping peacefully.

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Lian Yufan: I escaped without knowing it.

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La la la, see you tomorrow at 12 noon~