Mr. Melancholy Wants to Live a Peaceful Life

——I went back to the rented house near the company, closed the door, sat on the ground and laughed.

After Xiaoyou moved to engrave on the tree, he was called by the uncle of the park management to write a fine for a review. I ghosted the review. He called Cen Xiao to collect the fine.

I admit that I deliberately didn't pay the 500 yuan that Xiaoyou lacked. I deliberately watched him looking for someone to borrow money in a desperate situation. I deliberately took a peek at Xiaoyou's helplessness through the cover of writing reviews.

On the surface, I was worried and sad, touching Xiaoyou's head to comfort me, but in fact I laughed until my abdominal muscles were sore.

After living for so many years, I realized that I still have this kind of inferiority in my body, unexpectedly not annoying.

Xiao You can always destroy my predictions, my perfection, and add an embarrassing and funny color to every perfect memory I carefully designed.

I don't remember when I lost the accident in my life, until Xiaoyou broke into my life without warning, always bringing me new burns.

I even look forward to whether he will bring me more interesting surprises on the next date.

——A certain day, a certain month, a certain year, and indeed it is another day for many people to date.

I seem to have become accustomed to the date that Cen Xiao and others follow behind me like a Siamese baby, pretending to find nothing, searched the road traffic conditions, and drove the car to a location where the traffic police commanded, and did not wear a helmet to ride a motorcycle. Sure enough, Cen Xiao and others in the car were caught by the traffic police. While they were fined, I slammed on the accelerator and left there quickly, throwing away these petty bugs.

I got two hours alone time and booked a small box with Xiaoyou at KTV. I don't know how to sing. Xiaoyou is perfect everywhere, but the five tones are not complete. We howled at each other for a while, and both of them were exposed to strong noise pollution.

In the end, I chose some soothing music and let the original singer sing. Xiaoyou and I let each other off and never challenge the unknown.

The atmosphere under the love song was ambiguous, and I got a kiss that no one peeked as I wished.

After leaving KTV, passing by a love hotel, Xiaoyou stopped and looked up. My heart beat like a drum.

I consider myself a low-spirited person, single for many, many, many, many years, and I never thought about developing a relationship. Seeing Xiaoyou's eyes today, some indescribable pictures flashed in his mind.

Ahem, too Meng Lang.

When is the next date?

——A certain year, a certain day...

You Zhengping's grandstand calendar diary is full of bed rolls. Every episode of his dating with Yu Hua is so interesting. After reading it, he feels embarrassed and feels awkward and refreshing in his heart.

Yu Hua is serious on the surface, and there are so many inner dramas.

It's a pity that the desk calendar diaries only lasted until before the Cold War, and Lian Yufan's investigation stopped here. You Zhengping is a person who respects the privacy of his lover and leaves room for the other party. This part is forced by work, so he can barely see it. In the future, he will not peek and can only control his curiosity.

The time in the desk calendar diary flies quickly, and two hours "should" pass.

"Xiaoyou, the oyster sauce is gone. You can help me go downstairs and buy a bottle."

You Zhengping was awakened by the sound from outside the door. He hurriedly stuffed the photocopy into his schoolbag, and an anti-ergonomic leap put the schoolbag back under the bookcase, and at the same time opened the locked door. The whole process took more than 1 second.

"Okay, wait for me to get dressed." You Zhengping stuffed a piece of paper into his chest pocket, took his cell phone and changed clothes and shoes and went downstairs.

After he left, Yu Hua, who was in the kitchen, walked out, stared at the door for a few seconds, turned and walked into the bedroom.

Yu Hua gave You Zhengping the opportunity to go out. I wonder what Xiao You would choose? What was written on the piece of paper in your pocket?

Yu Hua tapped the bedroom wall and used "Time and Space Replay" to see what Xiao You did during the time he discovered his identity.

It took Xiaoyou 5-10 minutes to go downstairs to buy oyster sauce. Yu Hua wanted to watch what happened two hours before he came back, so he speeded up the playback by fifty times. At the same time, he closed his eyes and opened them again. Eyesight has become "super vision".

This is one of the leftover abilities he unblocked this time. Ordinary people see things at a speed that humans can understand and accept. If it exceeds this speed, the naked eye will not be able to recognize it. "Super vision" is capable of distinguishing all speeds that the naked eye cannot capture. A car driving at a speed of 120km/h at a high speed looks like a snail crawling slowly in the eyes of "Super Vision", and the fist that is attacking quickly seems to be played in slow motion. As slow.

Using the "super vision" ability, he can watch what happened in two hours in three minutes and feel that the playback after speeding up is still very slow.

When Yu Hua saw that You Zhengping took out the desk calendar diary from his schoolbag, he knew that he had guessed it wrong. Yu Hua discovered this photocopy of the desk calendar diary when he cleaned up the house, and Xiao You would not hide anything at all.

He knew this was the inevitable result of the investigation, and it didn't matter if Xiao Yuduo understood himself. Maybe you want to hide it when you are in love, but the old man who has been married for three years is afraid of the collapse of his image.

At this time, he should put away his "time replay" and "super visual" abilities, but Yuhua still couldn't help but wonder how Xiaoyou would think of himself when he saw the contents of the desk calendar diary.

He saw Xiaoyou smiling sweetly, he couldn't help rolling on the bed holding the photocopy every time he read a paragraph, and from time to time wrote something on the white paper.

Yu Hua approached the bed curiously, squatted down and stared at the white paper, and saw that it said--

1. Yu Hua likes to watch romantic love movies, because the cinema is very dark, you can hold hands secretly, and also hope to secretly kiss with me when the movie heroes are kissing. It’s a pity that every time a movie ticket is purchased by a group of nine people, I still watch the "Avengers" series of superhero movies. My brothers and I watched with enthusiasm. We called out "Hit", "Go" and "Chong". Nibbled popcorn alone, dull and tasteless.

Tomorrow preparation: choose a sweet love movie, buy a small bucket of popcorn, pay attention to not sprinkle popcorn or coke when kissing, it will be very disappointing. It's better for me to take the initiative to kiss (focus), Yu Hua seems to want me to take the initiative.

2. For lunch, avoid barbecue, spicy hot pot, hot pot, jelly and other busy and delicious shops. Choose a quiet and comfortable environment, clear soup and watery dishes, a large plate with only a little bit of food in the middle, and it is not good to eat at all. Yuhua is a little particular about food in Chinese or Western restaurants. He has no requirements on the taste of food. The focus is on the environment.

Tomorrow preparation: Before going out, nibble on bread and other full-bodied foods. You must eat air at noon.

3. In the afternoon, I will go to a high-end clothing store to try on clothes. Yu Hua is a bit stinky. He likes to try on some big-name, self-cultivating, decent clothes with long legs but uncomfortable to move around. He also likes to watch me try on clothes and buy them. , To meet his needs.

Tomorrow: Search for shops with affordable prices to avoid overwhelming Yuhua Credit Card. After buying the clothes, try to walk in small steps, and be careful not to break your pants too much.

Remember: Can't go to the game hall, Yuhua is very poor at playing games.

4. It is not important what you eat for dinner. The important thing is that the restaurant must be dark, suitable for candles. Ask a violinist to play a piece of classical music for Yuhua during dinner. The staple food for dinner is music.

Prepare tomorrow: When listening to classical music, you must pinch your thighs, don't fall asleep, don't! You Zhengping, you can!

5. Before leaving home, please come by hourly workers, pile 99 roses on the bed in the bedroom, arrange the flowers in a heart shape, make the bedroom romantic and interesting (although I don’t know what the taste looks like), install some small lanterns , The lanterns are arranged in the words "Melancholy Husband". Yu Hua has a habit of cleanliness and likes a clean and safe environment. No matter how high-end the hotel does not meet his requirements, it is better to decorate the house.

Prepare for tomorrow: try to drag it until dark before going home. When you enter the door, the room is dark. Use the remote control to light up the small colored lights before Yuhua turns on the lights.

You Zhengping went home carrying the oyster sauce, and saw Yu Hua sitting at the dining table, clasping his fists against his chin, looking thoughtful aftertaste.

He sniffed, there was no smell of the food that he was familiar with before, and when he glanced at the kitchen, the vegetables on the cutting board were all cut, but there was no fire.

Is this waiting for oyster sauce? You Zhengping put the oyster sauce in front of Yu Hua: "I got it."

Yu Hua held the bottle of oyster sauce in both hands, gently rubbed his palms on the glass bottle, moving meticulously, patiently, and gently.

You Zhengping blinked, what happened to Yu Hua? He leaned over and blew Yuhua's ear gently to remind him that your love is here, not the bottle of oyster sauce!

"I'll cook right away," Yu Hua picked up the bottle and got up, took a deep look at You Zhengping, and smiled gently, "I'll make some good food for you."

Seeing his busy back in the kitchen, You Zhengping thought carefully. He felt that Yu Hua's expression seemed familiar. When did he meet it? It seems to have seen it many times.

You Zhengping thinks when eating, playing games, being scolded by his teammates, lying sideways on Yu Hua's lap at night, and Yu Hua is still thinking when he picks his ears.

Putting his hand on Yu Hua’s knee, You Zhengping suddenly remembered that Yu Hua had laughed like this the day before he and Yu Hua cooperated for exercise for the first time; Yu Hua had laughed like this the day before they snatched their marriage to the Civil Affairs Bureau to obtain a certificate; before the wedding One day, Yu Hua laughed like this.

"Don't move, you will touch your ears." Yu Hua patiently plucked You Zhengping's ears, pressing one hand on Xiao You's arm that moved from time to time.

You Zhengping was lying on his side, Yu Hua's palm pressed his arm, he suddenly felt that this action was very familiar, as if it had just happened recently.

This time You Zhengping didn't think of it anyway, he frowned and thought until he went to bed.

In order to exercise and preserve energy after the date tomorrow, the two of them did not exercise tonight, they just kissed each other good night and went to sleep.

You Zhengping was full of thoughts, his mind was confused, and he always felt that he should think of something but should not think of it.

He slept in a daze and had a messy dream.

In the dream, Lian Yufan told him that the organization decided to adopt modern technology and use artificial uterus to make the best offspring, and let them, guardians of special abilities, donate their sons. You Zhengping fought hard and refused to live or die. He was controlled by Director Xiao with abilities. Live, forcibly pressed to the donation site.

Lian Yufan looked calm and clenched a fist and said that I must be a good father; Luo Huai's face was expressionless, and You Zhengping in his dream seemed to be unable to see Luo Huai's face. He only heard Luo Huai's tone of happily saying when the child was born, he You can be free.

relief? What is free? When it was You Zhengping's turn, he resisted fiercely, rolling on the ground and refusing to donate. So the organization used the most advanced virtual imaging technology to project a "Yuhua" in front of him.

The fake "Yu Hua" is too handsome and will take the initiative to seduce him. When You Zhengping was about to lose control, their base was smashed.

Cen Xiao came to the donation room, picked him up and ran, saying that the black-robed man had hit him, and the black-robed man was going to destroy the world.

Suddenly the sky was turned upside down, the entire base was turned upside down by the black-robed men, and magma spewed out from the ground, and the entire Xuyang District became a purgatory on earth.

Director Xiao and the older guards let the young guards run with young trainees who have not yet grown up at the training base. They are the queens of the old things.

You Zhengping squeezed a few teenagers into the space, Cen Xiao controlled the fire and opened the way. They thought that Director Xiao and the others were so strong that they could last at least a long time and give them a chance to escape.

But in less than a minute, the black-robed man carried a long string of old guardians in front of them. The black-robed man said that these guardians were not dead, and the lives of Xuyang District were also dizzy and temporarily hidden in a safe place. local.

The black-robed man said that he could let go of these people and even restore the destroyed city, but there was a condition that the guardian organization surrendered You Zhengping.

You Zhengping stepped forward to rescue everyone and was taken away by the black-robed man.

They came to a dark space, unable to distinguish between black sky and white night, and no time passed.

The black-robed man pinched You Zhengping's neck, but did not forcefully, his thumb and forefinger rubbed against You Zhengping's skin like Yuhua was touching an oyster sauce bottle during the day.

Heipao said humanely: "Human, you betrayed me."

You Zhengping struggled desperately, saying: "Since you saved me and Lian Yufan, the organization has changed its view of you a long time ago. We are willing to cooperate with you or not to trace your identity. We are working hard to believe in you, why are you? Do you want to do this?"

As he spoke, You Zhengping couldn't help crying. He didn't want to be so unpromising in front of the enemy, but he couldn't control himself.

The black-robed man's arms are so comfortable, he is held, as if returning home.

"Why are you crying?" The cold voice of the black-robed man became warmer, "Obviously you betrayed me."

The slender fingertips wiped away You Zhengping's tears, and the black robe man gently lowered his head and kissed his lips.

You Zhengping suddenly raised his hand and tore off the black-robed man's mask. He wanted to see who this insulted him was!

At the moment when he was about to see the face of the black robe, You Zhengping in his sleep suddenly woke up, his head was sweating, and his body was weak, as if he had suffered a serious illness.

"What's the matter?" Yu Hua's voice came out in the dark, confused and concerned.

"Don't turn on the lights!" You Zhengping released his five senses and recalled the dark space in his dream. How did it feel like his bedroom?

"Well, don't drive." Yu Hua sat up and hugged You Zhengping.

This embrace... You Zhengping pushed Yuhua's chest, and the ostrich retreated into the arms of his lover.

Yu Hua took the person over and touched the towel hanging on the bedside to help You Zhengping wipe his sweat.

Yu Hua's body is warm, and his fingers are also warm. The black-robed people he met in his dreams and on the rooftop have cold fingers and lips, without human temperature.

The human body temperature is different, the tactile sensation is also different, You Zhengping is difficult to distinguish.

Just... is it really just a dream? You Zhengping scratched his head.

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Yu Hua: Do everything possible to put the evidence in front of Xiao You's eyes, Xiao You accurately dodges, turning a blind eye.

You Zhengping: Badending in the dream!

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See you tomorrow, okay (づ￣3￣)づ╭?～