Mr. Perfect And Miss Almost

"So, you pretended to get married, did the real and the fake, and put yourself in?" Li Wei asked when she finished listening to her, raising her head from the computer screen.

"I don't know if I can make a fake show..." Yun Shu held his chin in his hand and drank milk tea. She bit the straw so badly.

"Tsk...you say what you think, although I always agree with you to find someone who is mature and stable, but Zhang Sinian. Think about it, is your econometrics still in his hands? You were in the group every day. Li gritted his teeth at those modeling tasks, and complained to us a couple of days ago that he didn’t allow you to eat ice cream...everything, you tell me now that you like her. Chuchu, tell me, it’s her The brain circuit is so strange that I can't keep up with the young people's thinking."

Lin Chuchu glanced at the two of them with a smile, with peach blossom eyes: "Both of them."

"One by one may have contributed to this evil fate."

"What is Nie Yuan?"

"You actually said that I can't keep up with my relatives last year?"

The two stared at Lin Chuchu together.

"Alright." Lin Chuchu looked at Yun Shu, "You have to tell us what you like him."

Yun Shu unconsciously fiddled with the milk tea straw between his fingers: "The person is very nice, very knowledgeable, and capable. The company runs very well. Compared with my sister, it is not inferior."

In Yun Shu's mind, Yun Lan is basically the most capable model.

The two looked at each other-this evaluation is indeed high enough.

Li Wei stretched out his chubby fingers and poked Yunshu's head, hating iron but not steel: "You have been in the entertainment industry for so long, and you still haven't understood how much the operation of capital can play a role? In this world, as long as you stand in the wind, even a pig can blow into the sky. What Zhang Sinian does, the hottest Internet finance in the past few years, I, people who do not engage in finance, know that the capital has almost Frenzy in. Now the flowers are blooming, who knows what will happen if the capital is withdrawn in a few years, don’t be blindfolded by this."

In fact, Li Wei only said half of what he said. He can divide a big piece of cake in the industry where the most people are influx. Zhang Sinian is naturally like a human being. In his opinion, Yun Shu’s almost straight nerve is in Zhang Sinian is not enough to look at it at all. If something bad is really moved, he is afraid that Yun Shu will lose a sincere heart and will suffer a lot of money from helping people, so the enthusiasm of her will be discouraged as soon as he opens his mouth.

"Hey—I am a person who values ​​external conditions so much."

Fearing that the two men's thoughts are getting more and more biased, Yun Shu added: "He has been taking care of me some time ago."

"Both of you are busy. I was afraid that you were worried so I didn't tell you. I was sick a while ago and added peanut candy and left. This little half a month has been in a mess."

"Without him, I wouldn't be able to get out so quickly."

Li Wei was silent for a long while, and there was no rebuttal—it is normal for women to have a good impression of the man who takes care of themselves in a difficult situation. Coupled with Zhang Sinian's handsome appearance, it's a matter of minutes. "

"To ask you to come out is to help me come up with an idea and analyze it. What should I do." Yun Shu clasped his hands together in a coquettish manner.

Li Wei snorted softly, "I don't have experience with women chasing men."

After speaking, he crackled on the laptop in front of him and wrote a new issue of the desk book.

He is not much older than Yun Shu, but Yun Shu's mentality is like a child every day, so much so that he always has the illusion of watching Yun Shu grow up, and unconsciously brings him into the role of an elder. Now the little cabbage that I have raised for many years is going to be swept away by the pigs. No, I voluntarily leaned forward to be swept up by the pigs, and asked him to come and make suggestions for him. This couldn't be worse.

"Chu Chu..." Yun Shu grabbed Chu Chu's sleeves, shook it, and looked up at her expectantly.

"Every time Chu Chu puts on a peach blossom eye, the man naturally follows behind him. Can you learn this?" Li Wei continued to slap her tongue.

"Ah hey—" Yun Shu glared at him angrily.

"Well, he writes in his desk and writes that every day he is like a barrel. Whoever gets close to him will have to be slapped by him. Don't get angry with him."

"However, I don't seem to have any experience in chasing someone." Lin Chuchu pretended to be embarrassed.

Yun Shu wrinkled his face, stood up suddenly, slapped his hand on the table, angrily: "What do I want you to do!"

Lin Chuchu laughed out loud, pulled Yun Shu to sit down, and reached out and rubbed her puffed cheeks: "Okay, I won't tease you. I have no experience, but I just start with his preferences. Be more caring and considerate, show him your strengths, and let him gradually have a good impression of you."

"Hey—speak more slowly. I'll take my phone to write it down." Yun Shu hurriedly took out his phone and clicked on the memo.

"Just two sentences, what is there to remember."

"I'm afraid I will forget when I go back."

Li Wei snorted, and the sound of typing on the keyboard became louder and louder: "Goldfish brain."

Yun Shu glared at him angrily: "You'd better not beg me these days, I won't be able to help."

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"Show the advantages...the advantages...what are the advantages?"

After Yun Shu got home, he lay down on the bed, staring at the few lines in the memo, and began to worry.

Talk about cross talk or talk show? Zhang Sinian's serious face appeared in Yun Shu's mind. He remembered Zhang Sinian's appearance when he saw her live broadcast that day, but his neck shrank and his head shook frantically. This was not good. Pass.

Good skateboarding? Yes, Yun Shu thinks that his skills are very good, and every time he shows off his skills, he will be praised for being super cool, but this skill seems to have added a lot of trouble to Zhang Sinian, uh...this is not good either. Pass.

cute? Netizens on the Internet are all boasting about himself, but when did Zhang Sinian come over? Yes, when I first met, he seemed to have said that he likes quiet girls. This is even worse. Pass.

Yun Shu rolled around on the bed holding the pillow, almost recalling from his kindergarten, what other likable things he has done, and what advantages he has.

Reluctantly, I have been a problem child in the eyes of the teacher since I was a child. I don’t know how much I’ve written since I was young.

Speaking of review, Yun Shu sat up swiftly, and he had handed over the 800-character review to Zhang Sinian before.

"Oh my God!" Yun Shu was about to rub his curly hair into a ball of pickles.

Then... from time to time in the eyes of the teacher Zhang Sinian, she is also a problem girl with many problems?

Yun Shu fell back on the bed with some regret and buried his head in the pillow. After getting along for so long, the faults were all exposed and clean. Where could there be any advantages to show.

"Ah... it can't be like this."

Yun Shu thought and thought, clenched a fist, and encouraged himself. The advantages cannot be shown for the time being, but it is still possible to be gentle and considerate.

She was greatly encouraged, wearing slippers, kicking and running downstairs.

Zhang Sinian hasn't returned yet, so he can tidy up a room and cook a meal or something.

Happily ran downstairs, looking at the spotlessly clean living room, the little flame in my heart was poured down by a pot of cold water-she went out early this morning, she didn't leave it at home, so the room was naturally clean.

Then... let's cook.

Yun Shu squatted in front of the stove and studied how to fire. The gas ignited with a pop, and the blue flame ignited.

She was like a frightened rabbit, almost jumping back to the side.

When the flame is lit, the cooker hood automatically starts to run, humming. Yun Shu hurriedly turned off the fire, but didn't know how to turn off the lampblack. Several buttons on the stove were pressed one by one, and finally I didn't know which button was pressed, and finally quieted down.

Yun Shu held his chest and let out a sigh of relief. Squatting in front of the stove, wiping off the sweat coming out of his head, picking up his mobile phone, like Li Wei, the only culinary master in the circle of friends, ask if there are any simple and easy dishes.

[Li Wei: Are you trying to learn to grab a man’s stomach? 】

[Yun Shu: No... can't it?╭(╯^╰)╮]

[Li Wei: Xiao Shu, as a kitchen killer, don't embarrass yourself and Zhang Sinian's stomach. 】

[Li Wei: Are you afraid of blowing up Zhang Sinian's kitchen or causing him to eat something wrong? 】

[Yun Shu: You don’t provide any recipes...]

Yun Shu said that he posted a picture of the steps to delete a friend on WeChat. The threat was obviously not good.

[Li Wei:...]

[Li Wei: Would you like to make a fruit salad? Cut all kinds of fruits and mix with yogurt. In short, don't open fire! 】

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When Zhang Sinian came back from get off work, Yun Shu was fighting persistently with Fruit.

Watermelons are good for cutting, but for people like apples who have to peel and have pits and have never touched them with a knife, it is a big and arduous project.

She took a small fruit knife and shaved it a few times, and finally dropped a few irregular pieces of skin, but gave up. Fortunately, she finally found a scraping tool on the kitchen tool rack and scraped off the skin clumsily.

When Zhang Sinian returned, Yun Shu was struggling to fix the chubby apple, preparing to cut it into two pieces.

Hearing the sound of the door slamming, her concentration was a little bit distracted-did it take her to cut a piece of fruit for so long?

"Hiss—" Yun Shu took a breath, and just got distracted before he cut his hand.

As soon as he lowered his head, the fingertips quickly oozing blood.

"Yun Shu, what are you doing?" Zhang Sinian heard the movement in the kitchen and walked over.

"Nothing. Make a...fruit salad." Yun Shu quickly put his hands behind him.

As soon as Zhang Sinian lowered his head, he saw a drop of blood falling on the light-colored tiles and frowned: "Hands out."

"I'm so hurt that I don't want to deal with it and I want to hide it!" Zhang Sinian looked at her with a serious face.

Yun Shu lowered his head and stretched out his left hand.

With the movement of reaching out, the blood hanging on the fingertips dripped, and Zhang Sinian's voice became more severe: "Don't move, I'll get medicine and bandages."

Yun Shu stood in front of the stove with his head drooping, and the slight pain from his fingertips made his mood even more depressed.

Zhang Sinian took a cotton swab moistened with iodophor to disinfect the wound for Yunshu and put on a band-aid.

Looking at the cut fruit on the cutting board, the voice was a little helpless: "Next time you want to eat it and wait for me to come back, don't use the knife."

Yun Shu slouchedly agreed: "Okay."

Looking at the uncut fruit, she really didn't have the face to tell Zhang Sinian that this was what she wanted to make for him.

"Go and sit on the side, I'll do it."

Zhang Sinian picked up the briefcase he had just thrown on the ground with the band-aid, put it aside, took the knife, and continued to cut the fruit for Yunshu.

"You don't even know how to cut an apple, how did you eat it before?"

"Isn't there a tool for cutting apples? Put the apples in it and click on them to turn them into petals." Yun Shu replied in a serene manner.

"Then I will ask someone to buy one next time, so don't use the knife anymore."

Zhang Sinian simply cut the remaining fruit neatly, and put it in a small transparent bowl with a pink skateboard that she thought was the best before Yun Shu took out, poured yogurt on it, and handed it to her.

Yun Shu took a fork and forked a piece, sweet.

But she was not happy at all in her heart-she seemed to mess up again.

Why is it so difficult to chase a person?