Ms. Quan, who is male

In the morning, you wake up and find a long-haired beauty sleeping next to your single mother.

You and "her" sleep on the same bed, very close and intimate. Therefore, you can clearly see that there are ambiguous marks on the other person's neck and collarbone.

You turned your head and found a photo of you in the same frame on the bedside table next to you. You were carrying "her" on your back, and "she" was holding your hat. They both faced the camera with bright smiles.

At this time, you heard a clear and loud cry coming from the bed. You looked in the direction of the sound and found a crib there.

A child with ocher hair and blue eyes, who was almost exactly the same as you, fluttered his little hands and feet and cried loudly.

The long-haired beauty sleeping next to you was awakened by the cry. "She" was still a little sleepy and couldn't even open her eyes. She frowned slightly and kicked your calf unceremoniously, with a natural and familiar attitude.

You: "Go, Daddy Zhongya."

Your mind goes blank, and you stare stiffly at the long-haired beauty who turned over to continue sleeping, feeling at a loss.

The keen long-haired beauty noticed the abnormality and asked in a hoarse voice: "Zhongya?"

"..."

You said in a heavy tone: "Yeah."

After you realized something was wrong, you exchanged information and found that you had swapped bodies with your normal self. The long-haired beauty in front of you is your lover, and her name is Quan. "She" was introduced to the Port Mafia by you.

, now working under Ozaki Momiji.

As for the child who was taken out of the crib by "her"...

"Is that another 'my' child?" They look so similar, you can tell they are related by blood at a glance!

You were in a trance, so you didn't notice the subtle expression on the long-haired beauty. You just heard "her" say softly, "Well, he's Chuuya's son. His name is Hideshin."

"Ah, really, that's it..." Having a wife, children, a car and a house, what kind of winner is this in life?

So now the question is, how should you react when you learn about the current situation?

Zhongyuan Zhong didn't know either, because when he realized that everything in front of him was not an illusion, his brain completely shut down. So when ""'s lover put the child into his arms, Zhongyuan Zhong was two beats too slow to react.

.

"this……?!"

Looked at the child being stuffed into his arms with almost horror.

Soft and delicate, a young baby is like a ball of fluttering cotton wool. His skin is so delicate that a little force can leave a red mark on his face.

Zhongyuan Zhongye's whole body was stiff and he didn't dare to move.

The child who had just been coaxed by Quan probably felt uncomfortable. His mouth tightened and he began to cry unhappily.

Just when I was at a loss, Quan's helpless complaint came from the side: "Really, just relax, I won't do anything to you."

The fresh fragrance of shampoo entered the nose, and a body with a touch of warmth came closer. A pair of soft and delicate hands without any calluses stretched out, and gently and carefully adjusted the position of holding the child.

After adjusting his posture, Quan took out a sheep doll from the crib. While patting the child's arm, he used the doll to attract his attention. He coaxed her in a gentle voice, and the crying gradually stopped.

When the person came close to him, Zhongyuan Zhong also held his breath. It wasn't until the person around him stepped back that he quietly breathed a sigh of relief - almost suffocating himself to death.

Quan glanced at his suppressed red face and neck, and his eyes that were staring at the child in his arms without daring to move. He wanted to laugh but was worried and frightened.

So he endured it, turned around and walked towards the bathroom, not forgetting to tell him: "Play with him for a while, and I'll go make some milk powder for him after I wash up."

"Ah? Oh, um..."

Zhongyuan Zhong also stuttered in response and began to stare at the child in his arms.

"ah!"

The child waved his arms lively, holding a sheep doll with one hand and patting Zhongyuan Zhongya on the face with the other, making babbling sounds as if he was chatting with him.

"...Hide Shin, right?"

Zhongyuan Zhong didn't know how to describe his feelings.

 stretched out a finger and gently poked the chubby little hand with several fleshy holes. Then his finger was grasped.

For a moment, I felt that it was not my fingers that were being held, but my heart. I could feel that my heartbeat was obviously slowing down, and a wonderful feeling spread from my heart, flowing to my limbs, making me feel...

He feels as if he is in the clouds and unreal.

This, this is the feeling of being connected by blood and continuing life!

When Izumi came over with the bottle, Nakahara Chuuya was still sitting in the original position, without even changing his posture. However, his expression was much more relaxed than before, and there was a smile on his face.

"Let me go, you go and wash up." Quan skillfully tied the saliva pad on the child, held it in his arms, and stuffed the pacifier into the child's open mouth.

The little guy held the bottle with both hands and slurped the milk deliciously. The sheep doll he had previously held in his hand rolled around a few times and fell off the bed, but was caught by Zhongyuan Zhongya, who had quick eyes and quick hands.

"I have already explained the situation to the leader." Izumi put aside the sheep doll he handed me. "After breakfast, we will go to the detective agency to find Mr. Dazai first to see if we can exchange you for being unqualified in the world."

"Ah...ok." Zhongyuan Zhongya nodded and accepted this arrangement.

Since I wanted to visit him at home, Izumi first made a call to Osamu Dazai.

But Osamu Dazai's call was not connected, so Izumi called Kunikida Doppo again. As a result, he learned from the other party that Osamu Dazai did not go to work at all today.

"Will something happen?"

"Rather than telling you what happened..." Kunikida Doppo smacked his lips impatiently, "You should have gone somewhere to commit suicide, right?"

"..."

Since Dazai Osamu was nowhere to be seen for the time being, there was no need for them to go to the detective agency right now.

After hanging up the phone, Quan briefly explained the situation.

After hearing this, Zhongyuan Zhongya rolled his eyes: "Ah, it's not surprising at all." It sounded like this was not the first time he had encountered this situation.

"This was how he was when he was still in Hong Kong." As Dazai Osamu's former partner, Nakahara Chuuya naturally knew it very well. "Being late and leaving early is nothing. If that guy has a whim, he can see it even during the mission.

Go to the river and jump down, hang yourself when you see the rafters. Even your subordinates can’t stop you, tsk.”

Izumi smiled helplessly: "In that case, let's go to Hong Kong. Hey, I still have some work to deal with. Mr. Kunikida said that if Mr. Dazai is found, he will call us to inform us."

Zhongyuanzhong also has no objection. It’s just...

 looked at "Xiuxin" in Xiangquan's arms: "Take  with you?"

Quan: "Well, take it with you for peace of mind. He's very well-behaved, don't worry."

Nakahara Chuuya: "Oh."

At the same time, parallel time and space.

When Zhongyuan Zhongya woke up, he found that he was alone on the bed.

"Wake up so early?" He yawned, stood up and saw that the crib originally placed next to the bed was missing.

Huh?

Could it be that the kid has gone back?

That childhood self.

In Izumi's terms, parallel time and space is more troublesome than the Ninja Continent that already has anchor points, because there are too many of them. If you want to send the minis back to their original world, you have to spend time and go in bit by bit.

Test the talent .

So Mini was temporarily kept in our home.

Quan's point of view is that she takes more care in raising a mini-Zhong than she does in her early childhood. She is so gentle and patient that sometimes Zhongyuan Zhong is a little sad to see her.

In addition, Nakahara Chuuya doesn’t want to see Izumi Chuuya making milk powder and changing diapers in the mini version! In any case, it’s from his childhood. It’s so shameful, isn’t it?

So after realizing that it was possible to return to the original time and space in the mini version, Nakahara Chuuya felt very happy.

However, he was not happy for long because he discovered that it was not just Mini Chuuya who was missing.

"Quan?... Quan?"

After shouting several times in the room, no one answered, and the outgoing call was "No such user found". Zhongyuan Zhongya finally realized what the problem was.

Where is your boyfriend? Where is such an older boyfriend? Why is he missing???

Zhongyuan Zhong also searched around the house carefully.

The decoration style and furniture in the house were very familiar, but he felt that it was full of contradictions.

There are only my own clothes in the cloakroom; there are no photos of Izumi on the bedside table; the toiletries in the bathroom are for one person; the lockers and refrigerator that should be filled with desserts and cakes are empty...

After walking around, I found no trace of another person's life in the house.

what's the situation?

 He sat on the edge of the bed holding his cell phone and pondered deeply.

If it was just a simple quarrel, the traces of Quan's life would not have disappeared so cleanly. Could it be that the little bastard was playing a prank and cast an illusion?

But that's not right... because there is no reason at all.

Before I could figure out the reason, my phone suddenly rang.

The caller was Ozaki Momiji, calling to ask questions about a certain organization in Nakahara Chuuya.

Zhongyuan Zhongya also felt that the name of the organization sounded familiar. After thinking about it for a while, wasn't that something he solved half a year ago?

I thought that after half a year, Ozaki Momiji discovered something wrong again, so I didn’t think too much and told her what she knew about the situation.

The two communicated for a while, and at the end of the conversation, Nakahara Chuya said to Ozaki Momiji: "Sister, Izumi is missing."

"Huh?" Ozaki Momiji asked doubtfully, "Which spring?"

"???" Nakahara Chuya felt that Ozaki Momiji's question was extremely strange. Who else could this be? "My boyfriend!"

"..." There was silence on the other side of the phone.

"Sister?"

"Chuuya..." Ozaki Momiji's tone was a little subtle, "When did you find a boyfriend?"

Zhongyuan Zhongya's pupil earthquake.

After hanging up the phone, Nakahara Chuuya quickly drove to the Hong Kong and Black Headquarters. He had a conversation with Ozaki Momiji and Mori Ou, and finally understood the current situation.

"Parallel time and space..." He rubbed his temples with a headache.

"I see." Moriou touched his chin, "In other words, Chuuya-kun of the two time and space exchanged bodies?"

Upon hearing this, Nakahara Chuuya's expression visibly stiffened, and his face suddenly darkened.

If the bodies were swapped, wouldn't that mean that guy would wake up in his own bed? Sleeping with Izumi?!

Zhongyuan Zhongya suddenly felt that his head was a little green, and it was the legendary... I am green myself.

"What's wrong?" Seeing that his face was getting darker and darker, Senou couldn't help but ask one more question.

"I suddenly thought of something unpleasant..." Zhongyuan Zhongya grinded his teeth vigorously.

Morigull and Ozaki Momiji looked at each other.

Fortunately, one day later, the two people in parallel time and space successfully switched back.

Zhongyuan Zhongya, who had been a nanny for a day during normal times, finally breathed a sigh of relief—it was really difficult to raise a child.

After confirming that the person in front of him was Chuuya Nakahara of this time and space, Ozaki Momiji jokingly asked: "How is it? Is 'your' boyfriend handsome?"

"..." Zhongyuan Zhongya was stunned and subconsciously asked: "What boyfriend?"

"Eh?" Ozaki Momiji blinked, "Didn't you see your boyfriend from ordinary time and space?"

Nakahara Chuuya's expression became a little strange: "Where did the boyfriend come from? He is obviously his wife, and they even have a child!"

Ozaki Momiji: "..."

She silently took out a letter from her sleeve and handed it to Nakahara Chuuya: "Here, I'll write it to you."

"What? I'm writing a letter myself...it's weird." Even though he said this, Zhongyuan Zhongya still took the letter and opened it, his expression gradually became dull.

In the peaceful time and space, I:

If one day, you see someone with the following characteristics: three years younger than you; long black curly hair, black eyes; a fan pattern on the chest; unable to lift shoulders, unable to lift hands, out of breath after running two steps; beautiful,

He is used to wearing women's clothes; he may be called Izumi Mizuno or Izumi Uchiha; he is smart but lies a lot; he deceives you for money, sex, and people...and so on. If you find a boy who meets all the above criteria, then take him with you

go home.

You will gain a lovely lover who is awkward, timid and pessimistic, and whose feelings are as hot as fire.

Of course, you may not be able to find it. Because both me and  are unique, just think that I am showing off.

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You stay in another time and space.

Nakahara Chuuya: "..." I don't know whether to complain about the wife he thought was a crossdresser, or whether to complain about myself in ordinary time and space for being so deserving of a beating.

The original time and space.

It's another early morning.

When Quan was about to wake up, he suddenly noticed a light kiss on his forehead.

"came back?"

"Um."