Multiverse: Beginning with Forced Binding

"Eh ~~ Why do you always care about my face, are you so superficial?!"

"Which girl doesn't like handsome guys ~"

Chen Xigang stepped into this shop and heard the dialogue between two people. He glanced at him, and he could only say that it was you.

In Xingye's movies, every time the sauce can appear, the audience can attract the attention of the audience. His plot makes people forget it for a long time, and even after many years, he was turned out of the "Sauce Blast".

Looking at the fat sauce, Chen Xi could still think of the half -butt in the pig cage city.

Chen Xi's eyes were with a trace of nostalgia. The sauce on the opposite side had a slight sense of crisis. Why are there people who are handsome than himself?

The idiot little sister also abandoned her "handsome 'brother, and stared at Chen Xi with a eyes.

Chen Xi was not good yet, Xiao Shimei came over by herself: "Son, one person?"

The sauce is urgent: "Shi Mei!"

Xiao Shimei's eyes did not burst the sauce, and she stared at Chen Xi with a scorching look, and then swallowed.

Chen Xi: ╯ (╰ ▽ ╰) ╭

Understand you have never seen the obsession of young men from childhood, but you really can't commit this.

The female shopkeeper in the shop also came over and began to introduce the famous roast pigs in the store to Chen Xi.

Chen Xi glanced at the female shopkeeper and turned to look at the oven. He was interested in letting the other party really roast a pig to eat, but when he thought of the baking oven, it was all oily ...

"Have you ever used?"

Female shopkeeper: "???"

"If so, let the pig just bake me a pig with a positive eight classics to eat, don't bring private goods."

Female shopkeeper: "!!!"

"You just inform him like this, or you can bake me a pig, or I bake him."

When the female shopkeeper was furious, when she saw that her expression became distorted, Chen Xi took out a thing from the main space of the heavenly imperial royal, white tiger hair ball.

The expression of the female shopkeeper became kindly offered, and there was a professional false smile on her face: "Guest officer, okay, you can prepare roasted pigs here."

When the female shopkeeper walked back, her legs were soft. As a monster, she felt a strong pressure of survival in the hair ball.

Xiao Shimei didn't see anything, and she was still talking about Chen Xi. She was mad at the sauce. She was about to run with her.

Chen Xi is not interested in Xiao Shimei, mainly the image here is a bit of a bit, the actor itself is still good.

At the back kitchen, I do n’t know what the female shopkeeper and Zhu Gangyu said. Anyway, this time he did n’t dare to come out to find something, and obediently roasted the pig for Chen Xi.

Pig Gang is not stupid. He can feel the pressure in front of him without showing up. He is much stronger than his demon body. Listening to the description of the female shopkeeper, he guessed that it was a white tiger.

It's strange, why do God Beast White Tigers come to myself?

God Beast White Tiger is terrible enough, let alone a man who treats God Beast as a pet. Such a person is best not to offend easily.

Since people are not here to deal with themselves, they just want to eat roast pigs, it is just a hospitality for ordinary guests.

Pig Gang baked pigs attentively, and the serious pigs did not contain any bad ingredients. Even the oven is new, and there is absolutely no human beings.

On the side of Chen Xi, he was a bit annoyed by this idiot sister and sister. It was really the sense of vision of a man who had never seen a man in 800 years.

Looking at the eyes of Xiao Shimei, this is no longer a problem that she is not blessed. She wants to come directly to push him.

Chen Xi is curious, which mountain you grew up?

The little sister's mouth is the same as those who do not have the door. They are all endless, but they are not provocative and finding things. They just see him, and Chen Xi is not good at killing.

It was really harassed. Chen Xi looked at the clothes of Xiao Shimei again, with a clever movement, and contacted Kawakami Fujiang: [Give me a few good -looking clothes. .

Kawakami Fujiang: [Mine? .

Chen Xi: [No, just look for a few people, and the kind of Xiaomei before. .

Chuan Shang Fujiang: [Oh, wait a moment, I will send it to the past. .

A few minutes later, Chen Xi took out from his own shadow and took out a few women's clothing with extremely gorgeous, beautiful, and slightly exposed.

Little sister: (⊙o⊙)

"Give you it, go up." Chen Xiba couldn't hurry to leave with his clothes and change his clothes. Don't harass me again.

Little sister: "What the son said is true? All are it for me?!"

"Yes, it's all for you, let's change it."

"Thank you son." The young teacher and sister looked at the clothes and found a place where no one changed clothes.

The sauce was so anxious that he couldn't stop it. He didn't look at Chen Xi's nose, his eyes or eyes. Chen Xi glanced at him. He turned around and didn't dare to look at it.

Chen Xi is very speechless. What do you learn from the appearance of the two of you?

Soon, Xiao Shimei came back with a good -looking clothes. It was also difficult for her. She never wore this kind of clothes. She would not wear it.

Not to mention, the actor's own face value is good. After changing to such a beautiful women's clothing, the overall face value has come up, but the temperament ...

No!

The little sister is still the little sister. As long as you speak, there is no temperament.

The difference is that it is now pretty, and is entangled by such a vase, which is always better than the previous feeling.

The newly roasted pig is a bit slow, and it is not so fast to roast. Chen Xi is not in a hurry. Looking at the refreshed little apprentice sister, he is bored and chats with her.

Maoqiu lazily lies on the table, licking his little feet to wash his face. In the state of a little kitten, his behavior is the same as that of a cat.

It looks like an ordinary kitten, but because of Maoqiu's existence, the evil spirit in the whole roasted pig shop has been dispelled a lot, and more of it comes from the pressure of the mythical beast white tiger.

Before the roasted pig is served, Chen Xuanzang arrived here first. When he came in, he was also stunned to see Chen Xi.

This time, there was no female shopkeeper to entertain Chen Xuanzang. She didn't dare to come forward at all. The white tiger was too scary.

In Chen Xuanzang's eyes, those guests who ate and drank were all dead people. There were only three people alive in the store, the powerful exorcist and two ordinary people.

The pigs hanging by the oven are all people.

Chen Xuanzang frowned, wondering why the powerful exorcist would remain indifferent to the problem that he could see.

It shouldn't be a problem for the other party to clear this place with his strength, right?

Chen Xuanzang was ready to ask about the matter in person, and he couldn't help but walk to Chen Xi and bowed: "This brother."

Chen Xi turned his head, looked at Chen Xuanzang, and pointed to a nearby seat: "Sit down first."

Chen Xuanzang thought for a while, did not refuse, sat down, and then asked: "Brother, I believe you can see the situation here."

"Well, so?"

"Brother, why don't you do it?"

"Why should I do it?"

Chen Xi's question confused Chen Xuanzang.

"I came to eat roasted pig, and the store has promised to prepare a brand new roasted pig for me, the kind without any bad things."

Chen Xuanzang frowned even tighter. What is this? The exorcist was bribed by a pig?

Chen Xi asked with a smile: "Are you an exorcist?"

"Yes." Chen Xuanzang always thought he was an exorcist, although his exorcism method was a bit lame.

"So it is your responsibility to exorcise demons. Unfortunately, I am not."

"Huh?"

"In terms of identity, I am a scholar. Although I have not passed the imperial examination, this is the fact. I am not an exorcist."

Chen Xuanzang was confused.

"I don't have the obligation and responsibility to exorcise demons, do you understand?"

"But..."

"There is no but. As long as nothing comes to provoke me, other things have nothing to do with me. Whether to take action depends on my mood."

Chen Xuanzang can't understand this kind of thinking at all.

But Chen Xi has his own reason, that is, the definition of the world. To him, everything in this world is NPC.

Humans are NPCs, monsters are also NPCs. What does the killing between you NPCs have to do with me?

Humans can eliminate monsters, and monsters can naturally eat people, which is no different from beasts eating people. These are all normal laws of the world.

As a member of the human camp, Chen Xi is willing to do something for humans. That is what he wants. For example, in Qingyunmen, humans are treated well.

But saving humans is not Chen Xi's obligation. In his opinion, these are NPCs. It depends on his mood whether to help or not.

Just like playing games, in "GTA", when players see NPCs from two gangs fighting, the most common approach is not to help one side, but to kill both sides.

Which player will take the life of NPC to heart unless there is a benefit in doing this.

As a local, Chen Xuanzang does not understand Chen Xi's mentality.

"So if you want to subdue demons and eliminate monsters, that's your business. Don't take me with you, and don't do it now. Wait until I finish eating the roasted pig, and you can do whatever you want."

Chen Xuanzang was numb.

Miss Duan also came here at this time. Looking at the strange atmosphere over there, she thought about it and came over. She was also afraid that Chen Xuanzang would be bullied.

The Wuding Feihuan on her wrist was already in an activated state. As long as there was something wrong, Miss Duan would take action.

Chen Xi didn't even look at her, this was not his cup of tea.

Instead, Maoqiu raised his head and glanced at Miss Duan. With just this one glance, Miss Duan didn't dare to move, and cold sweat came down her back.

It felt like she was surrounded by swords and spears, surrounded by weapons that could cut her into pieces at will.

Chen Xi said he wanted to eat roasted pig, and Miss Duan and Chen Xuanzang didn't dare to have any objections, and waited there obediently.

Chen Xi, who was originally idle, had an idea in his mind after seeing Chen Xuanzang's obedience. The Buddha dared to attack him before, just right, he would get back at Chen Xuanzang.

The first thing was to force Chen Xuanzang to drink.

Chen Xuanzang: "???"

Chen Xi took out Macallan 30 years and a bunch of beer, and said in a tough attitude: "As long as you drink with me, I will consider helping you deal with the pig monster."

Chen Xuanzang was not happy, he had his own precepts.

Chen Xi changed the subject: "If you don't drink, I will help the pig demon deal with you."

This forced Chen Xuanzang into a corner. The pig demon was already difficult to deal with. If there was another powerful helper, he would not be able to exorcise the demon.

At this time, Chen Xuanzang could not help but think of his master. His master also ate goose legs and said a lot of mysterious words. Could it be that his master had known this day long ago?

For the sake of the people of the world, he had to get rid of the pig demon!

Thinking of this, Chen Xuanzang gave up. It was just drinking. What was so great about it? As long as I had Buddha in my heart, I could treat it as wine even if I drank it.

Chen Xuanzang drank the whiskey in the glass in one gulp. He had never drunk alcohol before, so he choked and cried, and kept coughing.

Miss Duan felt so distressed that she wanted to drink for him, but Maoqiu glared at her and said no.

"Good!" Chen Xi applauded and encouraged: "You are worthy of being a man of Tao. You really achieved 'wine and meat pass through the intestines, and Buddha stays in your heart'. Your future achievements are limitless."

Hearing Chen Xi's words, the dizzy Chen Xuanzang seemed to have realized something. Could this also be a kind of experience for becoming a Buddha?

Then continue!

Chen Xuanzang was fooled by Chen Xi and started to drink all kinds of wine. He drank the wine until the glass was dry. Gradually, he even smoked cigarettes.

It can only be said that it is too easy for people to learn to be bad. After Chen Xi fooled around a few times, Chen Xuanzang took the initiative to ask for cigarettes. For him, this was all a test from the Buddha.

Lingshan was still having a meeting, and no bald donkey had discovered that Chen Xuanzang was being cheated.

Seeing Chen Xuanzang being fooled, Miss Duan was in a bad mood, but she didn't dare to stop it, so she could only drink alone.

Chen Xi: [Give me some drugs to help with the fun. ]

Kawakami Tomie: [Boss, who are you thinking of cheating again? ]

Chen Xi: [Chen Xuanzang, I was hit by a Buddha before, and I must get back at him. I happened to meet Chen Xuanzang, so I thought of putting some maggots on him. ]

Kawakami Tomie: [Boss, aren't you afraid of playing too hard? ]

Chen Xi: [No, at worst I will take the imperial examination. As long as I become an official of the Tang Dynasty, I will also be protected by the national destiny. ]

Kawakami Tomie: [Hahaha! Boss, you are too mean, I like it. 】

Chen Xi secretly took away the medicine sent by Kawakami Tomie, and when Miss Duan was not paying attention, he put the medicine into her and Chen Xuanzang's wine glasses.

Chen Xuanzang, who was already drunk, didn't know anything, his eyes were blurred, and under the influence of the medicine, only instinct remained.

Miss Duan also felt hot all over, and the more she looked at Chen Xuanzang, the more she liked him, and she wanted to do good things with him immediately.

With the intention of helping others, Chen Xi took one in each hand and carried them outside the store, found a place where no one was, and put the two people down.

The subsequent events had nothing to do with him.

Chen Xi flashed back to the roast pork shop, and saw the drunken little sister. This girl also drank secretly and was dizzy.

Jiangbao saw Chen Xi leaving, and hurriedly dragged the drunk little sister away.

After Chen Xi came back, Jiang Bao couldn't help but pause. Chen Xi waved his hand nonchalantly: "Take her away."

Jiang Bao: "???"

"For the sake of our past friendship, I saved your life. Go quickly and don't come here again."

Jiang Bao didn't understand what Chen Xi said, but it didn't stop him from taking the little apprentice sister away. If he stayed any longer, the little apprentice sister might belong to someone else tonight.

The two of them left, and Zhu Ganglie didn't come out to stop them. He was so well-behaved.

After another half an hour, the roasted pig that Chen Xi had been waiting for for a long time finally came up.