Mushroom House Drives To Shengtang: Qiqi Is Frightened And Weeps, Boss Bai

stiff?

corpse!

This picture is too weird.

A loli, who is less than 10 years old, is wearing an official robe of the Qing Dynasty, hanging from the vines of a five-meter-high tree.

I don't know how to hang it up?

The vine just tied a knot, wrapping her slender neck inside. The tree vines have been twisted into twists, and as the vines twist, the 'Little Lolita' is also slowly turning counterclockwise.

"Ah, I can't see it."

Turned back two seconds later.

"Hello, my name is Qiqi, and I'm a zombie."

Everyone QAQ: Hey, hey, you've already said it...

Zombie, is this too...?

The most outrageous thing is, have you ever seen a hanged person who can still talk? Not to mention this one in front of him, he rushed down with his little hands! Which hanged person didn't instinctively scratch the noose with both hands!

You are hanging on the tree vine so steadily, and you can still speak clearly, super scary, okay? !

No matter how you look at it, it doesn't look like a 'human'!

It's not really a zombie, is it?

In the scorching summer, a sudden coolness passed by, and a chill rushed straight to the forehead.

"Sister Mi...I...my legs are weak."

Bai Lu felt her legs tremble, leaning against Yang Mi's side, she seemed to feel safe.

"Don't you want to catch little zombies?"

Yang Mi glanced sideways, is that just you?

Seeing everyone's pale faces, am I the only one who thinks this little zombie is very cute?

Is something wrong with me?

After taking a deep breath in the live broadcast room, 10,000 grass-mud horses were arriving at the battlefield.

/ I'm a mud horse, I scared my father to death. /

/Zombie? /

/ Is it a magic trick? /

/I think it's electronic, and it's set up. Didn't you see that she just said, "My name is Qiqi, I'm a zombie"? /

A barrage with a special logo rolled in.

/ (The 78th generation Taoist priest of Maoshan): I also think this 'little zombie' is fake. Look at the talisman on her forehead, the talisman is divided into [Fu Zhuan], [Fu Zhuan], and some Fu Zhuan will also have a [Fu Weiwei]. /

/ (the 78th generation Taoist priest of Maoshan): Her [futou] is a [Shang] character, which is the unique [Shang prefix] of 'Zhu Youke', and Zhu Youke itself pays attention to medicine and treatment of. However, the head of the talisman for suppressing evil is usually the "Chi" head, and the head of Shang is very strange. Could it be that it is treating a zombie, rather than sealing and suppressing it? /

/Big brother. /

/ I don't know but I feel strong. /

/ No matter, worship first. /

/ Worship +1. /

/Let’s say it’s fake, it must be a gimmick by the show crew. /

The 78th generation Taoist priest sent two bullet screens, and the person disappeared.

The more he looked at it, the more strange it became.

Because its 'flax' is a word similar to 'king'.

The meaning of "hash tail" most of the time is: to borrow power from "a certain fairy"; under the witness of "a certain fairy"; or to be subordinate to "a certain fairy".

Who does the word Wang refer to?

Could it be the corpse king general?

No matter what it refers to, this is not a talisman to suppress evil and seal spirits, but to borrow power from a certain god.

Then there is the "Fu Dan" part in the middle, which obviously has the word "Tian".

Taoism emphasizes that there are two points less when encountering ghosts.

I often write the character for "ghost" as "Shang Tian Xia Er", or simply replace it with the word "Tian"

That is, a ghost borrowed power from King XX?

The 78th generation Taoist priest was frightened immediately. After taking a screenshot, he went to find his master. He always felt that this talisman was strange.

In fact, this talisman is just Qiqi's ID card: "The Zombie of the Liyue Immortal under the Rock King".

=￣ω￣=

"You guys are too bad, you actually scare people in this way?"

After reacting, Zhang Jucha pinched the orchid finger and went to attack Wang Zhengyu.

Program group: Get out of the mud horse's eggs!

The old village head didn't care about their doubts, he raised his neck and asked with concern: "Master Qi Qi, have you forgotten to do calisthenics again?"

"Well, my body is stiff!"

As a little zombie, you need to do calisthenics frequently to keep your body flexible!

"Master Qiqi, please wait longer, I will call Luzhu immediately!"

…………

At this time, in the thatched huts and wooden houses halfway up the back mountain, a young man with short hair was arguing fiercely with a girl who was dressed strangely.

"Hutao, can you stop scaring the village chief!"

"But I want to expand the number of clients for our 'Palace of Rebirth', one client, two clients, three clients. How long has it been since we only dealt with a total of three clients!"

Although the girl had a healing smile on her face, there was a hint of sadness in her eyes.

The volume of business is low.

"But how can you expand like this? What a big discount in the middle of the year, as long as the village chief signs the order, 100 urns will be given away for free!"

"He's not dead yet, so your Hall Master Hu will give you the urn for free first, right?"

The young man rubbed his forehead, looking as if his veins were exploding with anger.

"Not only that, but also..."

"If you burn ten people at once, you will get a 30% discount!"

"I've heard of the concept of 'wholesale', but dead people can also sell wholesale, this...is really unheard of!"

"This is still a trivial matter. The most outrageous thing is that there is a limited-time big reward in the Hall of Rebirth. Buy one get one free, buy two get three free, buy more and get more!"

"You...you want to piss me off, you!"

Youthful brain hurts.

At the beginning, I really liked the character of Hu Tao, so I turned her out the second time I manifested, but I really didn't expect how much trouble this temper would cause in reality!

Half a year ago, my third uncle fainted from anger and was almost buried by walnuts.

Three months ago, the third grandma was almost burned.

Hey, it's all life!

"whee."

The girl seemed to sense something was wrong, and stuck out her tongue.

"I... don't I have to consider our financial situation, you see, Qi Qi has no coconut milk to drink."

"She also needs to go out to collect medicine to supplement her family's income."

"It's pitiful to bear such a heavy burden at such a young age."

"Well, what about Qi Qi?"

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