My 1979

"Baby, you are finally sensible." Li Laoer was very pleased. He has learned to think reversely!

Li Lan continued to write his homework and did not answer his father's words.

Li He watched him write his homework for a while, and could only lament that this is not the Internet age. Otherwise, if he uploaded his son's homework to the Internet, he would definitely have the potential to become an Internet celebrity, because with his calligraphy skills, his handwriting would be It is extremely beautiful. I once wanted to go to regular script, but was later corrected by He Fang. I can barely get started with regular script with one hand. The handwriting is very neat, stroke by stroke, no worse than printed.

The phone rang, and I picked it up casually, "Hello, who's there?"

"What do you think?" came the unstandardized Mandarin on the phone.

"Speak quickly, I can't guess." This accent was unfamiliar to Li He, so he spoke unkindly.

"Old friend, after so many years, you can't even recognize my voice." The person on the phone was not annoyed.

"Xiao Zha?" This friend has a southern accent and is the only one who knows his cell phone.

"Old friend, it's hard for you to think of me. Thank you so much. It's like this. Money is a little tight recently. I want to ask you for 5,000 yuan. Is it convenient for you?

We are all friends, and the rivers and lakes are here to help. "

"Borrow money?" The more Li He heard this voice, the more he felt something was wrong. Although he hadn't seen Zha Haisheng for a long time, he could still hear this guy's voice.

"Yes, old friend, don't worry, I won't embarrass you and I will return it to you in a few days." The person on the phone hurriedly added.

"Oh." Li He was sure that this guy was not Zha Haisheng, because it was normal for this guy to borrow money, but he would never mention paying it back! He said calmly, "I only have two cards with me now. The one with the money has been demagnetized, and the other card has no money. It costs five hundred yuan to apply for a new card. Please give me five hundred yuan first." Can you apply for a new card? I'll go get the card replaced early tomorrow morning, and I'll remit the money to you after the card is replaced."

There was silence for a long time on the phone, and finally he said, "Why should we make it difficult for our fellow travelers?"

There was a snap, and Li He heard a blind sound.

"Grandma is such a badass, she actually deceived me." After all, he, Li Laoer, had been around in the era of the information explosion. How could he be tricked so easily, let alone such a lousy method!

In the evening, the family watched the phone for a while as usual. The two children were supposed to go to bed at nine o'clock. He Fang wanted to put the two children to bed, but no one was willing. "Dr. Li Lan, who was quiet, was about to hum and perform the Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms.

Finally it was Li He who spoke, "I'm not going to school, let them see what's wrong."

"Okay, then I'll definitely go to bed after watching it." He Fang still compromised, otherwise she would end up crying and she wouldn't have time to coax him.

The TV series ended at half past ten. He Fang took the two children to bed. When she returned to the living room, she heard Li He's stomach growling unsatisfactorily.

"hungry?"

"Yeah." Li He nodded. He was used to being an uncle and took it for granted that this old lady would get him food.

"Then just wash up and go to sleep. Sitting here is a waste of energy." He Fang said lightly.

"You bitch are getting more and more cruel now." Li He turned the TV to "The True Story of Fat Cat". Many people may not be able to name the silly fat man on the camera, but they definitely know his name. Fat cat.

"Why do you think I asked you to drink less? Touch your belly." He Fang lifted up his clothes, squatted down and patted his belly.

"Potty." Li He suddenly discovered that he had forgotten all his lofty ideals after his rebirth. Sadly, he had gained weight.

And the meat is still growing on the belly.

When you reach middle age and have money, God will not bypass you.

He Fang said, "So, don't eat it at night. If you eat it again, it won't be digested and it will accumulate into fat."

"Hey." Li He went to bed listlessly. Early the next morning, he not only increased the amount of exercise he did every morning, but also lay on his back on the ground and clamped his legs on the roots of a tree to do sit-ups.

So far, he has been doing it non-stop every day. He is determined to get rid of his belly.

Li Kuo's wedding was approaching and he was about to return to his hometown. Li He thought for a while and decided to go back with his whole family. Originally, he had not planned to go back this year, but like Li Dong's previous marriage, it would be fine if he didn't know about Li Kuo's marriage. He was involved from beginning to end, and it would be shameful not to go back.

It was the twenty-fifth day of the year when they returned to the countryside, and Li Zhaokun and his wife had already returned home.

"Do you miss me?" Li Zhaokun hugged Li Yi and refused to let go.

"I want to." Li Yi took the initiative to kiss Li Zhaokun without any instructions.

"Be good." Li Zhaokun became more and more convinced that grandchildren were more considerate than sons and daughters. Even if the youngest daughter wanted her to kiss him, it would be more fatal than killing her!

In front of him, the youngest granddaughter didn't even need to give instructions, she just took the initiative to get close to him, and they compared each other and made a judgment!

Daughter and son are indeed not good things.

So at this moment, when Li He handed him a pair of newly bought leather shoes, he was filled with anger, "I can't afford them? Are you asking for trouble?"

"I" Li He was pushed against the south wall by his father's words, and his chest ached with anger.

Really, he found that he was naive, too naive!

He shouldn't be so cold-faced and hot-assed!

"Let's go, I will take you to something delicious." Li Zhaokun pulled Li Yi to Dongmei's agency store.

"Okay." Li Yi followed Li Zhaokun with a smile. Whatever she couldn't eat or cook at her mother's place, whatever she wanted to eat but couldn't eat, her grandfather could always do it!

Seeing that He Fang was anxious, Li He smiled and said, "Okay, don't worry about it. If you eat Tang Monk's meat, you will live forever."

The consignment stores sell nothing more than Tang Monk Pork, spicy strips, and drizzles that children like.

"Unhygienic." He Fang was a little unhappy.

Li He comforted him, "It's okay to eat it occasionally for a day or two. Besides, just grab it when no one is around."

"If you are not afraid of your father playing tricks, I don't care." He Fang was helpless. If her girl cried and provoked her husband, it would not be a joke.

Li Zhaokun never quarrels with his wife, so the finger of blame will undoubtedly be pointed at Li He.

"Then let him eat." Li He waved his hand and said, "What a big deal."

In fact, it doesn't matter to him. A childhood without eating Tang Monk's meat is not a complete childhood.

"Hey, Mr. Li." Sang Chunling put a hand on Li He's shoulder.

"What?" Li He opened her hand in disgust. The girl in front of him didn't change much, except that her clothes became normal. She looked like a young girl now, and she was no longer as arrogant as before.

"It's not okay to cheat."

"There is a bench to sit on." Li He pointed to the door and said, "Still in school?"

"If I don't go to school, I won't let me go." Sang Chunling said angrily, "It's all because of you."

"What do you care about me?" Li He was puzzled. They had saved this girl's life, so how could they blame him?

"Do you know how I speak now? I always use your family as an example." Sang Chunling squeezed her throat and imitated her father's emphasis, "Ah, look at other people's children, and then look at you, don't say you are not studying. Material, let’s see if you can do it! Did Li Erhe know what he was called before? He was called Erluzi! People like Erluzi can read books, why can’t you!"

She sold her father out without any thought.

"You are right." Li He was unable to refute.

ps: Doesn’t your conscience hurt if you don’t vote?