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He Fang chuckled and said, "Why, you are not happy to hear nice words? You are so mean, I have to scold you a few times like usual to make you happy, right?"

"No," Li He waved his hand, "It just feels different from usual. This is not the way you talk. It's been almost ten years since we were married. How can I still understand you? When did you ever say such disgusting things? That's it. Before we got married, you coaxed me a little bit, but after we got married."

Thinking of the gap between before and after marriage, he always felt like he had been deceived.

"Regret it?" He Fang asked.

"It is impossible to regret, not in this life." Li He promised swornly, "I have spent eight lifetimes burning the incense of marrying you in this life. I am quite content and have no regrets."

He Fang said, "The real regret is not regret, but the inability to regret."

"You spoke strangely today." Li He was a little unsure of the meaning behind this woman's words.

"No, it's just that I got older and suddenly had some insights," He Fang sighed, "Unknowingly, you are almost forty and I am already over forty. I don't know why these days go by so fast."

"No, wife, you are not old at all now." Li He breathed a sigh of relief and said with a smile, "Women of all ages have shortcomings and shortcomings. Women are like cherries. Not only are they delicious, but everyone loves to eat them. But that thing is too expensive.

Women 28 are like apples. They are not only beautiful but also delicious. They are also high quality and cheap. It depends on whether you like to eat them or not.

Woman 38 is like sugar cane. Although it looks dry, you can still produce sweet water if you use your strength. It is cheap and affordable. If a woman is over 40"

"Is that just tofu?" He Fang answered.

"I didn't say that." Li He quickly denied.

"what does that mean?"

Li He joked, "After forty, it's tomatoes, not even vegetables."

"I knew nothing good would come out of your mouth." He Fang smiled and slapped Li He, and then asked, "So, you still like fruits?"

Li He gave her a joking look and asked, "Listen to the truth?"

He Fang said, "Of course I listened to the truth."

Li He coughed heavily and said very seriously, "For those who are tall, handsome and rich, finding a flower girl basically depends on whether they are willing or not; someone like me who is not tall or handsome but is very Being rich depends on how much money I am willing to spend.

But, you know me, I have always disdained things like spending money to find excitement. "

He Fang asked, "In your eyes, when did women become so vulgar and materialistic?"

"Times are progressing, men are looking for shortcuts to success, and women are also pursuing a better life. They are all personal ideals and have little to do with character. In fact, this is the case in the past, present, and future." Li He put the contents in the jar After finishing the beer, "So, the rich not only occupy material resources, but also have priority in mating rights."

"What you said is really disgusting." He Fang said angrily, "According to what you said, do those with poor financial conditions have to be single?"

Li He said, “Definitely, in the new century, it will be increasingly difficult for many men to find their partners, and this gap may further widen.

To attract the opposite sex in the future, men must become all-round talents. Being able to cook and repair computers are the most basic skills.

If you're not tall, handsome or rich, if you're clean and dignified, you still have hope of finding a wife.

If she is poor, poor and shivering, and has no taste or sense, then it doesn't matter. It just depends on how blind the girl is. "

"No one is as good at burying people as you are!" He Fang smiled so hard that her waist bent.

"I'm telling the truth." Li He put his arm around her shoulders and said, "I'm not kidding when I say that social competition will become more intense in the future. Even getting a wife is a single-plank bridge with thousands of troops and horses, and it won't be much easier than the college entrance examination."

"If you say that, I will have to keep it in mind in the future." He Fang thought thoughtfully.

Li He asked doubtfully, "What are you holding back?"

He Fang said, "Daughter, I'm not worried about being deceived by others. Our silly son will suffer a lot if he encounters someone with such scheming intentions in the future."

"What kind of disadvantage can a boy suffer?" Li He frowned.

"You are still a male chauvinist." He Fang said, "Why can't men suffer? It's not like you don't know our son's character. Sometimes he is stubborn. If it falls into the hands of a woman, can we break it apart? "

"Are you thinking too much? How old is the child?" Li He said with a smile, "I don't want to neglect my son like you do. He is persistent, not stubborn. Besides, our son is beautiful in his heart and hides his clumsiness on the outside. , but not as stupid as you say."

"You're not afraid of 10,000, just in case." He Fang opened two more cans of beer, one for himself and another for Li He, "Let's cheer."

"Then I'll have a drink with you." Li He didn't stop her from drinking anymore.

He Fang lit the cigarette again, held the cigarette with her hands behind her back, put it in Li He's mouth and said, "I'll give you a sip first."

"Thank you." Li He took a sharp sip unceremoniously.

"I learned to smoke when I was an educated youth." He Fang said with a wry smile, "I worked during the day, and when I was exhausted at night, it was difficult to find a book to read. The feeling of never seeing the light of day makes most people think that they will be so useless in this life. After the hope of returning to the city is shattered, the spirit is exhausted, the woman gives up on herself, and then finds a local person to marry. As for me, no I was willing, but had no choice, so I learned to smoke and drink from these gay men, and I continued smoking for three or four years, and I didn’t quit until I met you.”

"I never heard you say this. I thought you started smoking in junior high school." Li He rarely heard He Fang talk about her past.

He Fang smiled and said, "It's not a glorious thing. There's nothing worth saying. It's just that the tobacco leaves are rolled and the smoking is very exciting.

Later, the college entrance examination was resumed. This was my only chance to escape from there, so I tried my best to pass it. Fortunately, I succeeded. I thought I would use up all my luck, but I didn't expect to meet you again. "

"Old husband and wife, why are you talking about this?" Even though Li Lao Er was as thick-skinned as a city wall, he couldn't help but blush when he heard such heart-wrenching words.

Suddenly she kissed him on the face and said, "Really, I'm very grateful to you. Thank you for your always being tolerant."

"What can I say thank you for?" Li He was a little at a loss.

"You tolerate me and my family, and you bear responsibilities that you shouldn't bear." He Fang sighed, "Longzi and his wife are so messy, and you have never complained."

"Your brother is my brother." Li He said solemnly, "It is my duty to help them."