My 1979

Old Mrs. Yu went out to walk her dog early in the morning. She wasn't particularly fond of the dog she brought from Li He's house, but she would develop feelings for it as soon as she raised it like this.

As a result, I started to quarrel with others.

She also quickly transformed from an old lady with a slightly bourgeois accent to a gossipy old lady.

No matter how you quarrel or swear, you will not lose. The lowest form of swearing is nothing more than the shrewish curse. As long as you are thick-skinned and know how to swear, no matter who the other party is or what they say, they will use it on their genitals. Your mother will be hung on a tree, your ashes will be mixed with rice, and your ancestors will be eighteen generations old. pull.

Basically, it’s just trying to be loud and shameless. Kill one thousand enemies and lose eight hundred.

But the old lady didn't use any curse words when she cursed people, and Li He could even listen to it with excitement when he was occasionally interested.

He speaks loudly and quickly, and can also use various rhetorical techniques, such as parallelism, rhetorical questions, metaphors, etc., and adds a little logic to follow what the opponent says, and then refutes it with an example of the same logic, coupled with a disdainful look. As well as modal particles, a series of direct deceptions, gameovers, and a perfect fight against the little expert.

Her words can make the opponent or bystanders think for a moment before they understand, which will cause the bystanders to burst into laughter. The damage value to the opponent will be very high, and it will give the opponent the effect that everyone is helping her laugh at her.

When Li He heard the excitement outside, he immediately came out to watch the battle with his rice bowl in hand.

The person who was quarreling with Mrs. Yu was also an old woman in her fifties. Her hair was combed very carefully, without any mess, with a chubby face and a shiny forehead.

This old woman is also from the alley in front.

Li He listened for a long time and finally understood the whole story.

A cleaning lady didn't pay attention when she was sweeping the floor and put some dust on her trousers. The old lady quit, and the sweeping lady's apology was useless.

"You don't have eyes, look at how mean you are."

The sweeper aunt said, what’s wrong with me sweeping the floor? I’m cheap, but I also make money through hard work. I didn’t steal or rob anything...

Many people hurriedly broke up the fight, and in the end the sweeper left crying.

The old lady was unhappy, so she stood nearby. She couldn't stand the old lady anymore, and said directly, "You old lady was born with the sign of cucumber, so you need to be photographed! What's wrong with you when people sweep the floor without paying attention? You are so unwilling." Rao".

The old woman raised her head and said, "I want you to mind your own business."

"You're such a toad, I really don't care. Your cowardice makes me sick just looking at you. You even got a fashionable haircut with a middle parting. Could you please take a look at your 38-cent haircut? You can go home and get some noodles by yourself. Take a good look in the mirror to see how many green onions you have on your head. If you don’t have any, go buy a few and stick them in your head, pretending to be green onions." Old lady Yu is not easy to mess with.

Anyway, the two people continued to curse, and Li He watched with great interest.

He Fang came out and patted him on the shoulder, "Are you going to eat? You're too busy to watch people quarreling so early in the morning."

Li He took the bowl home and added another bowl of porridge.

In the morning, everyone was running for a living. Everyone around him seemed to know what he wanted. Every step he took was full of strength and hope. It seemed that only Li He was still eating and waiting to die.

Panasonic Rice Bowl helped He Fang take care of the vegetable garden while it was still hot in the morning. The vegetables were basically self-sufficient.

Suddenly some of the dogs in the house started barking.

"Is anyone home?".

Li He heard someone coming into the yard and shouting.

He Fang said, "Did you leave the door open?"

Li He nodded, "No, I'll go take a look."

After saying that, he put down the hoe, washed the handle in the pond, and went to the yard.

The two big dogs and the small dog at home were guarding the door and grinning.

There was a man standing on the threshold, opposite to the dog, with his body hunched over and one foot already out of the threshold, as if something was wrong and he was ready to run away immediately.

Seeing Li He coming, I was so happy, "Mr. Li, Mr. Li, oops, I finally found your home."

Li He took a closer look and saw that it was the Hong Kong street lawyer Shen Daoru. He drove the dog away and welcomed Shen Daoru into the house, "Come in."

Shen Daoru also knew from the beginning that Li He's conditions were not bad, but he still rarely saw such a big house and the rich furnishings in the main room.

He couldn't tell whether the furniture, calligraphy, paintings, or porcelain in the house were real or fake, but he could tell whether they were good or bad. He felt that they were really good, but he couldn't tell what was good about them.

"Mr. Li, this place can be called an elegant room. It's really good."

Li He didn't like small talk, "How did you get here?"

"Come by plane." Shen Daoru took Li He's tea cup and took a look at it casually. Is this purple sand? Unconsciously, he carried it more carefully, and then gently put it on the table. It broke into pieces. He couldn't afford to pay for it.

Li He could only complain about this differential treatment in his heart, but still asked, "Thank you for your hard work. Have you brought all the materials?"

"I have brought them all. According to your request, I registered another Hong Kong investment company called Yuanda Investment, which is also an offshore company holding company." Shen Daoru hurriedly took out a lot of documents from his briefcase.

Li He took the documents in his hands and looked at them. He now had two Hong Kong investment companies and three offshore companies, which were at least enough to be used as shells.

"Okay, stay here for lunch. I'll find someone to accompany you in the afternoon. Please handle the trademark matter first."

Shen Daoru smiled and said, "Don't worry, I will definitely handle it for you."

Since entering the mainland, he has put down all his worries. There is no fear in the legend, and most people are extremely enthusiastic.

After receiving Li He's reward, his life immediately became comfortable again, extremely comfortable.

I was even thinking in my mind, if there were more such happy sponsors, what kind of lawyers would they be?

Li He went out and called Xiao Wei, "Ride my bicycle and call you Brother Pan to come over."

Xiao Wei has grown tremendously in the past two years, and he is considered a handsome young man at the age of sixteen or seventeen. This kid has finished junior high school. He is assigned to a meat factory and does not work well. He thinks about being in the world every day. Seeing the unattainable big brothers like Shouhou, Su Ming and Zhu Dachang all nodding and bowing to Li He, they admired Li He extremely.

With an attitude of being obedient to Li He, he could get three to five yuan for running errands. If the cracks between his fingers were slightly exposed, it would be enough for half a month's salary.

Xiao Wei has been very envious of Li He's motorcycle recently, thinking about how majestic it would be when driven out and how many eyes it would attract.

After hesitating for a while, he finally couldn't help but said, "I want to ride a motorcycle, it's very fast."

"Can you ride?" Li He asked.

"I can learn how to do it. It should be similar to a bicycle," Serena said confidently.

"Stop talking nonsense and ride your bicycle quickly." Li He didn't dare to put his motorcycle into trouble for such a novice.

Xiaowei glumly rode his bicycle to find Shouhou.

During lunch, He Fang saw outsiders, so she didn't serve the food and took a few bites in the kitchen.

Li He asked, "What are your rules here?"

"We don't know each other, why should we eat together?" He Fang said casually.