My 1979
Chapter 749 Li He Brand Chicken Soup
"Thank you for your support." Li He said seriously, "When I was in the audience just now, a friend asked me to say a few more words. It was mainly about my views on the economy and the future. It was just my personal opinion."
Li He looked at the stars standing in the audience and joked, "There are a lot of handsome men and women here tonight. In terms of appearance, there is a huge gap between people. Once on the bus, I gave way to two aunts. After sitting down, an aunt said: Today's young people don't look very good, but they have a good heart. At that time, I just wanted to get out of the car and have a fight with this aunt. But, I can say without jealousy, A man’s appearance is often inversely proportional to his talent.”
There was another burst of laughter, and many people bent over with laughter.
He was even more amused by the big swollen head, the small flat head, the fat head, and the big sausage mouth that was full of oil. Oh my god, why do you say it's so cool?
God is indeed fair. While he made me ugly, he also gave me great talents!
This is the last psychological comfort for ugly men!
"So, since then I have understood a truth. Since ancient times, sages and sages have all been lonely. If you are ugly, you should study more. If you haven't tried to compete with your face, then you can only compete with your brain."
Many laughed to tears.
"I was born in the 1960s, and many of the people here must be about the same age as me. It has been a short period of time." Li He said with emotion, "When I was a child, my family was very poor, and we couldn't even find a bottle of 1962 Coca-Cola. Not even."
On the contrary, it was the Hong Kong people present who laughed first, while those from the mainland did not understand the joke. After everyone explained it, they laughed.
"When I was at home at night, doing my homework under the dim light, I used to think that the small area of light in the dark was the center of the world. Later, when I grew up, I discovered that the center of the world was in other places, and there were even several, but Every one of them is far away from me." Li He said seriously.
Maybe the more people experience, the more they like to remember. As long as people recall it, they will have a mentality of old age. Time is long and life is short. Decades of time pass by in an instant.
Experience is a kind of hardship, and it is a feeling of loss in the dark night.
"Since I was young, I have looked down on all my desires because I have no money. As a result, I feel like I am dying no matter how hard I try. Suffering may make people stronger, or it may make people gain something, but suffering is suffering, and it will never be What an interesting thing. If possible, no one is willing to fight life and death to get what they want. Isn’t the most satisfying thing to get something for nothing? Thinking about it makes me excited!"
These words make people who have experienced childhood hardships want to cry, but they also make them want to laugh. Many people have completely lost the energy to laugh.
They didn't expect that the super rich man they couldn't wait to see had such a personality.
Moreover, this rich man just expressed what many people think. Isn't the most comfortable thing in life not to get a sudden fortune, get something for nothing, and wait to die?
This is what many people dream of!
"If losing love is the saddest moment in your life, then how lucky your life must be."
This magical imagination and thinking made everyone in the audience shine. He spoke humorously, and many people who originally thought this was a boring welcome speech were about to go to the toilet and escape, but now they were reluctant to leave.
"When I was taking the college entrance examination, my mother hoped that I could go to college. She went to the temple to burn incense for me, and the fortune teller said to my mother that your son has dull eyes and a thin frame, and he may not be able to become a great person in the future. He keeps to himself. It’s okay to work all day long and barely make a living, but if you want to become a successful person, I’m afraid you won’t be blessed by him!”
Li He continued to unfold his painful memories, "My mother was very nervous and asked the fortune teller how to solve the problem. The fortune teller said, if you drink this incense ash for your son, you will ensure that your son will go to high school. As for my mother, I believe it, everyone. Smile, I really mixed the ashes of the incense burner with water and drank it."
Sometimes when I think about my dreams, I feel embarrassed, overwhelmed, and ashamed. Hopes and dreams are often struggled in ignorance.
"Actually, in my eyes, the future and tomorrow are two different things. Destiny and destiny are different. Tomorrow is just a new day, and the future is the result of your continuous choices among the various contingencies in your life."
Lihe brand chicken soup, rich soup.
After the roar of laughter, there was another burst of fierce applause.
What Li He said this time was very philosophical. Many people thought that Li He was going to talk about the topic seriously, right? But this time they were wrong again!
"I am not only perseverant, but also very perseverant. For example, I must eat what I want to eat today, and I will never get out of bed as long as I can."
Encouraging delinquents to do good, pushing saints to fall, and giving them a sense of accomplishment throughout the ages.
As soon as a person joins a group, his IQ is severely reduced. In order to gain recognition, he is willing to abandon right and wrong and use his IQ in exchange for a sense of belonging that makes people feel safer.
The people present felt as if they had discovered a new world. It turned out that you could still say that!
Some people just sipped the wine into their mouths, but after hearing this, they couldn't help laughing immediately. When the wine overflowed, they couldn't help covering it up with their hands. In the end, the applause became even more intense!
"There are three trash cans at home: one in the kitchen, one in the living room, and one in the room. If it were me in the past, in order not to waste garbage bags, I would only put one of them and then move the trash can for use. Now I don't care, I just put three , you can throw away garbage wherever you go. I think this is what the middle class calls light luxury.”
Everyone laughed again. They thought it was an ordinary little thing. Why could Li He make it so interesting?
There is a magical "nonsense magnetic field" between people, that is, there is always endless things to say. If you keep talking, you can talk for hours without stopping. Looking back on it, it is always sweet.
But if you really ask carefully what is said and what, it is always a blur. This kind of "nonsense magnetic field" basically means that you can keep talking without deliberately arranging the topic.
"I started doing business in 1979, and by counting, it has been 13 years. As of this year, the company's business is developing well in 15 countries and regions, with more than 130,000 employees. When I first started my career, in addition to With my bare hands, I have no superior conditions than other competitors, not at all, including funds, connections, market, etc. However, I personally and the company have grown up in competition. There is no Mr. Li or Mr. Bao in Hutchison. , Mr. He is so hard-working, I have caught up with the tide of the times and embraced the great opportunity of reform and opening up. As long as I stand in the wind of the typhoon, a pig can fly."
Li He's social model is that if you talk to me, I will talk to you, making clever jokes as if we are familiar with each other. If you don't talk to me, I will remain silent forever.
If he had to talk, if it was an ordinary gathering, Li He would definitely talk casually. Anyway, the young boy left home and the boss returned home, so he learned a lot of dirty talk.
He has always been good at this, and the scene will definitely become a farmer's trade fair, a lecture on health care, a beauty salon, a world macroeconomic seminar, and a military lecture hall. With a big mouth open, he would blow to death whoever he caught. ?
But in this situation, he kept talking, and after all, it was better to take it easy. In the eyes of others, he is exaggerating the role of reform and opening up, but in his heart he agrees with it, and he can bring the mainland and Hong Kong together.
"But there is a saying, pigs standing in the wind must remember to carry a parachute." Li He waited for the applause from the audience to fall, and continued, "The business world is unpredictable. Today you are worth hundreds of billions, but tomorrow you will be worth nothing. Historical example There are too many to mention. How many Fortune 500 companies in 1982 are no longer on the Fortune 500 list in 1992? The answer is 50%. For our companies, we may not be there within ten years, and we may not be there in three years. . Let me just talk about the top 500 companies that have gone bankrupt in the past ten years. For example, Wang An Computer Company, founded by Dr. Wang An, one of the top ten richest people in the United States, filed for bankruptcy. How long ago did it take? That is, last year. The number of these companies The method is like accidentally eating a cockroach, because I was afraid that the cockroach would not die, and then I took some cockroach medicine..."
The people in the audience looked thoughtful. But the last sentence made them laugh again. The humorous language contained profound philosophy. They had not experienced the Internet era yet. They were so simple, and they were completely fresh to these words.
"Everyone feels that we have built a company of this scale and market value in just a dozen years. If I were asked to choose to run a business again in my next life, I would definitely not be like this. I would definitely not be like this." It's true that if you have such a large scale, you won't be able to achieve such an impact. It's really tiring to run a business."
This time there was no laughter, no applause.
Everyone looked at him with an expression that seemed to be telling Li He, please continue your performance!
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