My 1995 Small Farm

 It’s just that.

 They want to experience rural life happily.

 This rural life has been experienced.

 Happiness, however, has nothing to do with it.

Even though it’s already the Mid-Autumn Festival on August 15th, it’s still uncomfortable to get into the cornfield when the sun is shining during the day.

It was hot, prickly, and itchy, and the thorns all over my body were scratched.

 It is completely different from going to the mountains to pick mushrooms in the morning.

 What a joy it is to pick mushrooms.

 The mountains are fun.

The corn was cracked fine at first, but they were like monkeys entering the cornfield, cracking and cracking with great enthusiasm.

 But when I work and I sweat, the cornfield is not ventilated, and it becomes stuffy again.

Come on, my whole body is sticky, prickly and itchy, as if there are a lot of small bugs in my clothes.

 They will not be happy anymore.

 Chen Xiaoer even yelled before coming in, blaming Chen Ling for working secretly.

How can you say such a thing now?

But, these people are either talking big words to save face, or they are relatively strong at heart.

Including Shen Jiayi, who was still ill, Chen Ling did not go to rest, and they all refused to say anything, saying that the farm work was too painful and they no longer wanted to do it and wanted to rest.

But when Chen Ling wasn't paying attention, the women were whispering, saying that in the summer when the wheat harvesting was busy here, the weather was even hotter, and how could the Water Margin crew have so much fun.

They looked at the photos at Chen Ling's house. Even the actress who played Pan Jinlian was working in the fields and driving a tractor wearing sunglasses. She was so cool and trendy.

 Chen Xiaoer said that it was probably because the corn was too tall and the wheat was too short. Looking at the photos, when the wheat was harvested, there was no grass in the wheat field, so it would be more refreshing to work.

The corn stalks are so tall in the corn field, and the grass is also so tall. When the corn is broken, the corn stalks are still dangling. The dry ears of corn above the stalks, or the insects on them, sometimes fall to the ground unknowingly. On people.

  Very uncomfortable.

 The rest of the people thought the same thing.

But, when I looked at Chen Ling in the blink of an eye, I felt depressed again.

 Chen Ling is also fair and clean, with fine skin and tender flesh. He doesn't look like a farmer.

 And he is young.

 It stands to reason that this kind of people are less willing to work.

I didn’t expect that when I started working, it was quite fierce.

Humming a little tune, followed by a group of big dogs and puppies, walking in and out of the cornfield.

 Soon there was a cart of corn cobs.

 There is nothing like their prickly, itchy and uncomfortable appearance.

 It makes them very puzzled.

 …

Although the three members of the family were not happy, the busy farming life was completely different from what they imagined.

But if you grit your teeth and keep going, you can still hold on.

Although sometimes in addition to being scratched by the body, mosquitoes also make me upset.

 But well, the juice prepared by Chen Ling is delicious.

 When you are tired from working, go out and have a drink or two to feel refreshed and refreshed.

Especially the female star Shen Jiayi, she felt much more cheerful after a day's work.

 In the evening, I took Ruirui to sing children's songs with the children of Chen Xiaoer's family, and went to the big fish tank to guard the fish tank and feed the fish.

According to her own words and those of Shen's father and Shen's mother, even if the farm work was so hard and tiring, none of the common people complained about it, so her setback was nothing.

 Mother Shen and his father were very pleased.

However, they gritted their teeth and persisted for a day.

 But in the final analysis, I still haven’t done much farm work.

 So the three members of the family, when they woke up the next morning...

 Except for Chen Xiaoer's two-year-old baby, every one of them has allergies.

 This is also normal.

 When farming is busy, whether it is summer harvest or autumn harvest.

 Whether it is corn, wheat, rice or soybeans, allergies are common.

Especially for people who do little farm work, they are prone to allergies if they go into farmland.

 Small red pimples, rashes and the like.

 The solution is also very simple.

Get some grain wine and rub it on it, it will subside in less than half an hour.

“Wow, it’s amazing. I can’t tell you it took half an hour, but it really disappeared in less than half an hour.”

Shen Jiayi looked at her parents with her white and slender arms exposed, and then looked at Chen Ling with bright eyes, searching eyes: "Brother Chen, why are you and Sister Su Su so good? They can cure diseases easily."

 “This is nothing great, to put it bluntly, that’s what it is.”

Chen Ling chuckled and said: "Those who are allergic in this crop field have to use wine made from grain to treat the symptoms. Wherever it comes from, you have to deal with it."

"I know."

 Chen Xiaoer immediately raised his hand, "This is called the original soup and the original food. After eating the crab roe buns, you have to drink crab porridge. What do you think of the wealth?"

Chen Ling ignored him and said to his two-and-a-half-year-old son: "Daxu, look at your dad. He still has crabs. After work yesterday, he ate crabs and rolled on the ground in pain. Today he started building again."

Chen Xiaoer is also very interesting. He calls himself Xiaoer and named his son Daxu.

Da Xu looks like his father, but he is not as smart and eccentric as his father. The little boy is so aggressive, showing off the crab roe buns with big mouthfuls, and whining: "My mother said my father is a fool. If a fool eats stupidly, he will eat it to death." You deserve it.”

“Hey, you **** kid, you scold your father and me in front of so many people, and you and your mother deal with me all day long, right?”

Chen Xiaoer immediately winced, grabbed the bun from his son's hand, and ate it in two bites.

 It made everyone laugh, and Ruirui also giggled.

 Only the boy Daxu stood up and slapped his father.

 Wu Fei said: "This child is not bad. He is so sharp at the age of two and a half."

 Chen Xiaoer waved his hand: "Hey, no, compared to Ruirui, it was Mr. Wang who met Mr. Yu, which is a little worse."

Compared with Daxu, a child over two years old, Ruirui can't tell much difference now.

　　Strong and strong, able to run and talk, and very clever.

He is so smart that even a three- or four-year-old kid can't compare to him.

 After breakfast.

 The adults clear the table.

Daxu felt that he was familiar with it, so he exchanged the toy he brought with Ruirui for the little white elephant toy.

 Ruirui is very precious to this little white elephant.

How could I trade with him? I just want to give him the little turtle to play with.

 This baby in Daxu is very fierce. If you go up, you will **** it away.

 As a result, Ruirui pushed him to the ground and started crying.

Chen Xiaoer’s daughter-in-law saw her and wanted to go there.

Chen Xiaoer hurriedly stopped them and refused to let Chen Ling and the others pass.

“Don’t worry about it, just grab a toy, it’s no big deal. This kid was spoiled by his mother and he doesn’t need an education.”

No one cared about it.

 It is actually correct regardless.

　　Sometimes the quarrels among the children can come and go quickly. One moment they are fighting, and the next moment they may be having fun.

 On the other hand, adults sometimes take things seriously, but once they get involved, things change.

 Easily make things worse.

 Sure enough.

Da Xu saw that no one was taking care of him, and he wanted to play with Rui Rui's toys.

He wiped away his tears and crawled to Ruirui's side. He called Ruirui brother to please him and wanted Ruirui to play with him.

Ruirui is used to playing with the two or three-year-old kids in the village.

The little kids in the village are not like this. They cry while playing.

 After crying, he called him brother.

He didn't know who his brother was, so he was a little confused.

 I don’t know how to deal with it.

 Had no choice but to take out the little white elephant and play with it twice.

Daxu was so happy that snot bubbles came out of his nose, he chuckled and said, "Thank you, brother Ruirui."

 Everyone was stunned when they saw this.

 Chen Xiaoer was so angry: "Damn, this silly boy, regardless of size, Ruirui is so much younger than him, and he still calls Ruirui brother, it's really embarrassing for me."

 Chen Ling said: "You still think it's embarrassing. You've confused my Ruirui by calling him brother. No one in the village has ever called him brother. Even the younger ones have to call him uncle."

Hearing this, Wu Fei smiled and said: "It's okay, just think of adapting in advance. Anyway, we won't have to wait long, Ruirui will really be a brother."

Chen Ling thought so, so he laughed and was so happy.

 Chen Xiaoer's daughter-in-law and Wu Fei's daughter-in-law watched the two little kids playing around for a while, and now they found it interesting.

　　said: "Xiao Er, I found that I paid too much attention to Da Tan in the past. I focused all my attention on him, for fear that he would bump into me. I don't care about my son, and there will be such interesting things.

 Look at our son, no matter how well he plays, he can **** on his own, and he can even help Ruirui wipe his butt. "

Chen Xiaoer was speechless, thinking that these two women were not as smart as me, and they would embarrass me.

 …

Chen Ling led the horse out: "If you feel uncomfortable breaking the corn, you can rest today. When everyone is here, I will take you to dig peanuts and sweet potatoes. That is more interesting than breaking the corn."

"Hey, this is good, but as we agreed before, we will help you with the autumn harvest. We still have to work less every day to break the corn, otherwise it will be difficult for your family to harvest these twenty acres of land."

"Okay. But I won't break the corn today. I have to go to the city to see if that person has come. He is the only one of the three of you who has not arrived."

 “Then let’s…”

"You can go and see where your house will be built in the future, or you can go to the mountains to pick mushrooms and beat thatch to build a thatched house like Teacher Zhao. You need to use thatch as a roof."                                        　　Qingzhong, please take us to the mountains."

 …

 There is one pen pal left who is not here.

 Chen Ling had told them on the phone before that they would wait at the county government and county hospital when they arrived.

 As a result, I walked around the county town and saw no one.

So he brought snacks from home and his own freshly squeezed juice to the hospital for Wang Susu and the others to eat.

 After coming out, I went back to the small courtyard and cooked lunch for my father-in-law and mother-in-law.

 They can eat it when they come back at noon.

 Chen Ling also dealt with it himself.

 Then he took the little rabbit in the bamboo cage, went out and got on the horse, ready to go back.

At this time, several primary school students walking together passed by. They looked at the little green horse carefully and walked around him from a distance.

He smiled, looked at the time displayed on his pocket watch, and reminded: "You guys, if you don't hurry up, you will be late soon."

When the kids heard this, they ran away without fear of the big bad horse, with their heavy schoolbags jumping up and down behind their backs.

 A string of laughter floated far away.

 Chen Ling chuckled twice: "A bunch of bears, can't they deceive you?"

 This group of primary school students is much younger than Wang Zhenzhen, at the age of six or seven when they first started school.

I often pass by here.

I have been scared by little green horses several times.

 Chen Ling doesn't come to the county often these days, so they dare to take this road.

 Otherwise, we usually walk around.

Moreover, after August 15th, the weather turned cold, the water in the river became shallow, and there were a lot of walking fish.

This group of primary school students took advantage of the warm weather at noon and went out to catch fish and shrimp early after lunch without paying much attention to the time.

By the time they ran to school out of breath and with flushed faces, there was a clock in the school's senior classroom, which showed that there were still more than twenty minutes until class started.

 “He lied to me.”

“Don’t always be like me. You’re so earthy and not fashionable at all. You haven’t seen those people in the city. They all talk about me.”

 “Oh, that person lied to me.”

"Do you know who that person is? My mother said that person is Chen Fugui. His big bad horse always scares little kids like us. If you didn't come with us before, we have been scared several times. Third grade Brother Hao had just learned to ride a bicycle when he was frightened by the big bad horse and fell down.

But Chen Fugui is a very nice person. If the horse scares us, he will feed us.

 His food is delicious. "

"Ah? Really? I think Chen Fugui is as bad as his horse. He lied to us and made us worry about being scolded by the teacher. I sweated so much after running all the way."

“Hush, don’t scold him. He has not only a big bad horse, but also a big bad dog and a big bad tiger that eats people..."

"ah?"

 Chen Ling was in a great mood after making a joke with some snot-nosed kids.

 Carrying a cage of little rabbits, he rode back to the village.

This went on for another two days.

That pen pal still hasn’t arrived yet.

Chen Ling and the others didn't know where to look, so there was no point in worrying about it, so they simply ignored it for now.

Unexpectedly, two days later, at dusk, the sun was about to set.

 There was a dispute at the entrance of the village.

"Don't let her follow us anymore. If she follows us again, we will beat someone up!"

“Yes, if you follow us again, we won’t be polite.”

“If you look at him and see that he is not a good person, if you follow him again, we will go to the county police to find him.”

Three young men in the village riding big bars were shouting at a man in a suit, their voices full of anger.

Behind the man in a suit was a woman in a dress, with a camera hanging on her chest. She had pretty features, a thin layer of makeup on her face, a smile as warm as the spring breeze, and a look of humility and confidence in her eyebrows. , giving people a very special feeling.

At this moment, a little girl with braids came bounding over, followed by a **** dog with crescent-shaped white hair on its chest and the rest of its body pitch black.

“Xiaochao, what are you doing?”

"Huh? It's true. If you don't go home after dark, your brother-in-law should scold you."

Wang Wenchao and the other three were all smiles when they saw Wang Zhenzhen. The three of them were juniors and called Uncle Chen Ling. Logically speaking, Wang Zhenzhen was also the elder.

 But, this is my sister-in-law, and they can’t call her out.

But Wang Zhenzhen called them by their first names, and they didn't dare to have any objections.

“Hey, I just went to deliver cans to Brother Jusheng’s house and I’m about to go back. What are you doing?”

Wang Zhenzhen blinked curiously. She heard her brother-in-law keep saying that there was a pen pal who hadn't come. Seeing that the two men didn't look like they were from the village, she walked over and asked more questions.

“They were asking about Uncle Fugui. They followed us from the other side of the reservoir and asked all the way. However, this woman cannot speak our Chinese language and this man looks like a dog. I think he is a traitor.

 You must have bad intentions when you come to our place. "

When Wang Zhenzhen heard this, he rolled his eyes and said crisply: "I know where Chen Fugui's family is. Why are you looking for him?"

Hearing that Wang Zhenzhen didn’t mention Chen Ling’s brother-in-law, Wang Wenchao and the others were stunned for a moment, but then they also understood and looked at each other without saying a word.

“Ah? We are Chen Ling’s pen pals. Children, would you like to take us there?”

The man in the suit suddenly said in surprise, took out two pieces of candy and handed them to Wang Zhenzhen.

Wang Zhenzhen took the candy, looked at it, peeled it off and threw it to the **** dog beside him.

"this…"

A man and a woman were immediately dumbfounded. Aren’t country children so poor? Why would they be willing to feed sweets to dogs?

I saw the **** dog sniffing the candy, picking it up and eating it without saying a word.

Wang Zhenzhen saw that nothing was wrong and said, "Okay, you are their pen pal, so you are not an outsider. I can take you there...

By the way, my name is Wang Zhenzhen, what are your names? "

 The little girl shook hands with them just like a little adult.

 “My name is Li Zhongyi, her name is Miyoko Chishima, and she is a foreign friend.”

 Li Zhongyi introduced it proudly.

“Yes, little sister, you can call me Miyoko-sister.”

Miyoko Chishima thought she was very playful and winked. She felt that this little girl who took the initiative to shake hands with them was very impressive.

 Much better than those country people who are not polite.

"ah?"

Wang Zhenzhen was immediately stunned, "My mother, are you a little devil?"

 Miyoko Chishima’s expression was stagnant.

Although her Chinese is not standard, she also knows that the name "little devil" is a scornful term for their childhood.

Li Zhongyi hurriedly took out two more pieces of candy and said: "Little sister, you can't say this. Now is not the time to fight in the past. There is world peace. These are our friends and international friends."

Wang Zhenzhen took the toffee, peeled off a piece, fed it to Erhei again, raised his head and asked innocently: "Brother Li Zhongyi, your name is Zhongyi, how can you be a traitor?"

"Well…"

This time it was Li Zhongyi who froze.

Wang Wenchao and the others were laughing nearby.

Li Zhongyi blushed a little: "Sister Zhenzhen, you don't know the situation... Forget it, it's getting dark soon. Can you take us to Brother Chen Ling's house? We exchange letters and are very good friends."

 “Okay, I’ll take you there.”

Wang Zhenzhen nodded and waved to the **** dog: "Erhei, let's go."

 Li Zhongyi and Miyoko Chishima rarely come to the countryside, especially the countryside in China.

 They are quite afraid of these dogs in the countryside.

 Not to mention such a big dog, the look in his eyes was so scary, like a wolf.

I didn’t dare to get too close to Wang Zhenzhen.

 From time to time, I glanced at the **** dog.

He saw the **** dog in front of him walking with a particularly steady pace and looking around, looking like a leader who was a powerful person going to the countryside to inspect.

 In front of a villager's house, a two- or three-year-old child was climbing up a water tank outside the wall.

When the dog saw it, he ran up and bit the skirt of the baby's clothes, and without saying a word, he tore it off, then pulled the baby off his buttocks and threw him to the ground.

The little kid didn't cry, nor was he afraid when he saw the **** dog. Instead, his eyes lit up and he shouted "Er Hei" and "Er Hei" excitedly. He reached out to grab the **** dog's ears while he was still sitting on the ground.

The **** dog threw him away in disgust and barked at the door of the villager's house.

After attracting the villagers to come out and pick up the little baby, the **** dog barked at the villagers a few more times.

Although I don’t understand what this dog barking means.

 But Li Zhongyi and the two seemed to understand what it meant.

 It is complaining that this family does not take good care of its children.

The villager was not surprised. He patted the head of the **** dog with a smile and gave it some deer offal to eat.

this…

Along the way, this nosy **** dog controlled everything, stopped a little kid from climbing into a water tank, yelled at two kids who were fighting over a pheasant on a condom, picked up garbage twice, and helped two An old man drove the disobedient sheep back up the slope.

The little girl also followed behind, shouting and chirping. She asked for whatever the villagers gave her along the way, holding a pile of food in her arms, and she also kept stopping.

　　After looking and looking, Li Zhongyi and Miyoko Chishima whispered a few words to each other.

He said to Wang Zhenzhen: "Little sister, this dog is very smart. Is it raised by your family? You go back and tell the adults at home, I want to spend money to buy it."

Erhei turned back instantly and stared at him fiercely.

 “Woof woof woof…”

Wang Zhenzhen suddenly chuckled: "Don't curse, Erhei."

Li Zhongyi’s face turned dark instantly.

 Damn it, this dog has become a sperm.

The Japanese woman’s eyes brightened even more, and she said something in Japanese to Li Zhongyi, to the effect of: “This place is indeed a treasure land of thousand-year-old giant turtles. Dogs are so smart. This trip is definitely worth it.”