My 1995 Small Farm

“Fugui, stop messing with those hornet’s nests, come and see what’s going on with these turtles?”

On the slope, in Old Man Zhong’s small courtyard, Zhao Yubao shouted in front of the shallow turtle pond made of bluestone with a flashlight.

 Chen Ling and Old Man Zhong were digging at the hornet's nest under the lamp, using bamboo sticks to pick out the white and tender bee pupae in each hole, and put them into the bowl at their feet.

Hearing the shout, he got up and walked over: "What's wrong?"

As soon as I asked the question, I saw a pond full of various turtles, one on top of another, one on top of the other, hugging each other in twos and threes like Arhats.

“Hey, Uncle Zhao, you were so surprised that I thought something was wrong. It was a tortoise pairing up.”

“Huh? It’s already autumn, how about the cooler weather?”

Zhao Yubao was confused when he heard this.

"Of course they are. They usually mate in the autumn. They will lay eggs after summer next year. You forgot that when you came this year, before and after the wheat harvest, wasn't that the time to pick turtle eggs in the wheat field."

Chen Ling said with a smile.

“Huh? So it turns out that they were matched at this time. In other words, they were matched at this time, and the baby will not be born until next summer?”

"Yes, after all, turtles have to hibernate. In the winter, they go back into their holes or hide in the corners of their horns, where they won't move. They won't come out until the weather warms up next spring. After three months of spring, their nutrition will be better, so they can lay eggs. Woolen cloth."

“Then the time in between is really quite long. I always thought this thing was pretty fast.”

 Zhao Yubao scratched his head and had no choice. The old man was also a bit naive about this kind of thing.

As the two of them were talking, Old Man Zhong hurried over to take a look, "Good guy, good guy, I really showed you, Lao Zhao, that something is wrong today."

These turtles were brought from the dog farm by the bobcats.

After Zhao Yubao raised a wheat field tortoise, his interest gradually aroused, and he ran to Zhong’s yard every day to feed the tortoise.

 Mainly because the old man is addicted to fishing. There are more and more fish in the small river they dug down the slope. It is easy to get some small miscellaneous fish. Watching those turtles gobble up food is very enjoyable.

　 Today I really saw the problem.

“The environment here is better. Ever since Sanzi set up a dog farm to raise dogs, your aunt and I have basically gone to the dog farm every day to help him feed his dogs over the past few years, and we have never seen a pair of tortoises.

 There are still so many turtles paired together.

Tsk, and it grows very fast. Did you notice, Lao Zhao? It has only been about a month since Sanzi brought the turtle here, and this little turtle has grown so much. "

 Old man Zhong said, and soon his old lady and Du Juan came over to take a look.

“The environment is good and Uncle Zhao feeds us well.”

 Chen Ling smiled and took a small turtle into his hand. This turtle was half the size of a hand. It was a yellow-throated turtle. It turned out to be even smaller.

 Generally, turtles grow very fast in summer when the temperature is high.

Especially female turtles, they grow up very quickly.

Zhao Yubao was flattered by the praise: "Haha, how are your two turtles doing? I haven't seen your fish tank recently."

“…What turtle? It’s called a pig-nosed turtle. It’s pretty good, and it’s not so timid now. Uncle Zhao, you’ll know if you have time to go and have a look tomorrow.”

 Chen Ling has only recently discovered that this pig-nosed turtle is actually quite special. It doesn't eat much small fish and shrimps.

 On the contrary, the aquatic plants in the fish tank and the duckweed plants on the surface are often eaten by them.

　　It eats more ferociously than the mullet fish that specializes in eating these.

But fortunately, Chen Ling's waterscape tank is different from ordinary people's. The water also contains spiritual water, and the aquatic plants grow like crazy.

These people who love to eat aquatic plants can just suppress the aquatic plants that are growing like crazy.

“Fugui, your second brother has steamed meat buns again. Call Teacher Zhao, Professor Zhong and others, come over and eat.”

At this moment, a mother-in-law's voice came from a small yard far away across the way. She was the daughter-in-law of Chen Xiaoer's family.

 Chen Ling laughed loudly after hearing this, not polite at all: "Okay, I will go over to eat later. Is there enough steamed food? Is it enough for me to take home?"

As soon as he finished speaking, there was a burst of laughter.

There was also faintly heard Chen Xiaoer's angry scolding, scolding his wife.

 Chen Ling and the others laughed even more happily.

“Our dinner here is actually ready. We made some noodle soup, and the fried fish your father-in-law gave us hasn’t been finished yet, so we have to eat it quickly.”

The old lady of Zhao Yubao’s family also said.

 Chen Ling immediately clapped her hands: "That's just right. I'll go to the second brother later to get some meat buns and eat them together."

 “Hahaha, Fugui, the waiter is talking about you behind your back again.”

"Hey, Lao Zhao, you don't understand. For such a stingy person, you have to eat and drink with him. We would be embarrassed if someone as generous as Fugui is, right?"

“What old Uncle Zhong said is absolutely right... Hey, that’s not right. Why do I feel that you are trying to trick me in some way?”

 “No, no, absolutely not.”

So Chen Ling and the two old men happily went to Chen Xiaoer's house to eat some big meat buns.

Not to mention, apart from the vinegar-braised noodles, Chen Xiaoer’s steamed buns are one of the best. When you bite open the skin of the steamed buns, you will find a ball of meat. It is so fragrant and oily.

 It means people are too stingy.

This man has been like this since he was a child, and it is said that his father is also like this. He is loyal to his friends, but he is really stingy and cannot change it no matter what.

His father is also very funny. He has a high fever and is about to become confused.

 The son and daughter-in-law who stayed with him in bed cannot be remembered.

 But Chen Xiaoer’s partner Lao Mao’s visit was clearly remembered.

As soon as I asked, I said, Lao Mao must remember that. Lao Mao came to visit me and gave me 30,000 yuan.

 …stingy and money-obsessed, that’s it.

 After talking and talking, it’s still very relaxing and happy to get along together.

Only Chen Xiaoer's son Daxu is still very naive. When he saw Chen Ling, he sniffed his nose, hugged his legs and cried and complained, saying that Ruirui didn't play with him recently.

Same, Ruirui and her brothers and sisters at home are playing crazy. The three little guys sleep together, and they can't think of him as a silly boy.

However, Chen Ling had a short mouth today. After taking a few meat buns, he took the silly boy back to the farm and asked him to follow Ruirui and the three of them to tinker with the little quails and catch them. Feeding puppies, or arranging turtles big and small in a row...

 Just let them have fun.

He went upstairs to have dinner with Wang Susu, changed diapers for Kang Lele's two babies, and took the time to write a reply to the animal husbandry magazine and some new articles.

He has rarely had this interest recently, and his condition is better than when he was writing essays when he was in school, so he naturally wants to write more.

 …

Chen Ling still has this leisurely elegance at home.

 The Wei army in the county seat was more unlucky.

It can be said that ever since his wife caught him having **** with men and women, his life has not been smooth.

 Many people are very sensitive when they encounter setbacks.

It felt like everyone was looking at him with ridicule, and he felt like all his acquaintances were laughing at him.

 Especially people like Wei Jun.

 Having just achieved success and encountered another ‘blow’, it will naturally be more serious.

At that time, he was caught having **** with his pregnant wife, and he wanted to keep the baby in her belly. When he met Chen Ling, Chen Ling didn't help him.

Although Chen Ling does not have this connection, nor does he have the ability.

 But he didn't believe that Chen Ling was really incompetent.

 I just felt that Chen Ling did it on purpose and was looking at his joke.

 It was to avenge his "contempt" in Fenglei Town.

So I held a grudge and couldn't stand it. During the county temple fair not long ago, I started spreading rumors about Chen Ling.

Originally, such rumors spread quickly and are quite lethal.

 But who knew it was only a National Day?

Chen Ling actually made a big fuss again, appearing on TV and in newspapers. Although Chen Ling himself did not show his face, everyone knew that Chen Ling was thinking about the village. He tried various methods to increase the income of the villagers, and found someone to harvest the wild fruits in the mountains.

It is said that other villages also want it if they send it to them.

This is so bad. How can people remember the dirty water that was poured on Chen Ling?

 A lot of effort was wasted and useless work was done.

Wei Jun became angrier and angrier as he thought about it. In the past few days, he had been thinking about how to deal with Chen Ling.

yes.

　　When you are jealous of someone, you just want to drag him into a pit and trample him to death.

 There is nothing sensible to say at this time.

But think about the rumors about Chen Ling. The animals he raises, whether they are dogs, cows or horses that like to bully people, are not easy to mess with.

 Wei Jun did not dare to go to the village.

Then let’s stay in the county seat.

He wanted to be more direct this time, that is, when it was dark and no one was around, he would write something scary to Chen Ling.

Then he also thought about writing something on the wall outside the house of the two children who were close to Chen Ling.

 In other words, I feel that Chen Ling, Qin Qiumei and Zhong Xiaoyun were not enough to spread rumors before.

You also have to write on other people’s doors.

Made their house restless.

Even if you have a good relationship with Chen Ling, your family will probably have opinions about Chen Ling.

This is indeed a disgusting method.

Wei Jun was carrying a paint bucket while writing and drawing on the outer wall of the south campus of the city. He was thinking excitedly and felt that he had finally let go of his bad breath.

Just when he was secretly feeling happy, the sound of rapid footsteps suddenly came from behind him, which frightened him all over.

Just as he was about to find a place to hide, when he turned around and took a peek, he saw a black stick coming towards him.

Li Zhongyi's stick was very cruel. Not only did he hit him hard, but he also cursed fiercely.

Learn the local people’s catchphrase when scolding little devils.

 “You are a shameless bastard, you shameless bastard, go to **** with your ancestors.”

While cursing, he beat Wei Jun with the stick in his hand until he ran away with his head in his arms.

But Li Zhongyi was tall and powerful, and Miyoko Chishima made a sneak attack.

This Japanese woman is very powerful when she gets angry.

The old green brick was not satisfying to call him, so he kicked him and then scratched his face.

Wei Jun was so frightened that he thought he had met Chen Ling and his wife, so he rolled on the ground with his head in his hands, fearing that he would be beaten to death by Chen Ling.

 He had heard that Chen Ling was very strong and could hit people hard.

 Old men dare to break their legs.

 So I hid and called people at the same time.

It's next to the school and near a residential area, so there are naturally a lot of people.

 But it was his turn to be unlucky today.

His shout not only called the locals here, but also attracted the bosses who were looking for talks with the county leaders.

 This is a big deal.

I heard that someone had done this to Chen Ling’s home.

These old guys all rolled up their sleeves and started to fight. This group of people hadn't fought for a long time. Once they started fighting, they became more and more addicted. They took turns to punch and kick.

 What can we say about this situation? It can only be said that the Wei army has caught up today.

 The final battle situation was too scary.

As a young man, Li Zhongyi was afraid that he would get into trouble if he beat someone up, so he stopped them and asked them to take a rest, and asked them to drive and call Chen Ling over to deal with it.

"It's too late now, it's dark, and the mountain road is not easy to walk. If you ask me, tie this **** who did bad things... Bah, bah, bah, no, it's this **** to a telegraph pole and freeze him. Let’s talk about it one night.

 Tomorrow we will go to the village to ask Brother Chen to come over. "

“Would you like to report the crime now?”

“Don’t worry, it’s not too late to report the crime tomorrow. Who knows if this bad son of a **** has any accomplices? Let’s tie him up first and let’s squat him here for a while.”

 That being said, there are definitely no accomplices.

　　It’s just a random excuse.

 So Chen Ling was notified the next morning and when he rode over, he found that the Wei army, which had been frozen all night, was no longer human.

With a bruised nose and a swollen face, he was tied to a telephone pole and fell asleep with his head hanging down.

There is no need for him to take action like this. If he does it again, he might really get killed.

Chen Ling is too lazy to talk nonsense to this kind of person.

 Go directly to report the case and let the police take the person away.

With so many people testifying against physical evidence, there is nothing much to say. In short, after this incident, Wei Jun will no longer be able to survive within the system.

What’s even more ridiculous is that Captain Li and the others also searched the old boy’s room and found explicit articles he compiled about Chen Ling and other women.

 Chen Ling looked at the whole thing speechless.

Even had unreasonable associations, thinking of Wu Zhiwu Dalang and his wife, who were rumored to be Jin Ping Mei.

 Fortunately, fortunately, Wei Jun's stupid article is rigid and not so exciting.

 Otherwise if word gets out, he won’t know how to tell others in the future.

“He who steps on a horse, I don’t have any grudge against this bastard. Do you hate me so much?”

After Chen Ling returned to the village, he was still very depressed when talking about this matter.

I didn’t recruit him or provoke him, so I can’t figure it out.

His wife is an old classmate of Wang Susu. They are acquaintances who have met before, and there is no deep hatred.

“Hey, brother, that’s just the way this person is. Sometimes it’s the acquaintances around you who want to put you to death.

 There are a few of us who are doing well in business.

 You say that we have become paupers overnight. Are our relatives and friends sad or happy? "

“Well, a lot of people are probably going to laugh out loud sadly.”

 Chen Ling nodded. It wasn't that he couldn't figure it out, and he couldn't figure out such a simple truth.

It's just that the horse rider doesn't understand how this kind of human brain circuit is developed, so that he feels like he has a deep hatred for him.

“Haha, I’m still in the mood to joke. That proves that you haven’t been affected much... Okay, let’s not talk about this anymore. When I came back just now, I heard that another old wolf was killed in the village, and we wanted to go and have a look.”

“Oh, yes, I have to go and have a look. Not only did they kill an old wolf, but I heard they also caught a leopard.”

 Chen Ling took a sip of water and walked out. Recently, the old, weak, sick and disabled in the mountains have been eliminated too quickly.

 In the past, wolves were relatively easy to find and could be seen occasionally.

On a clear day, when you look far away, you can sometimes see groups of wolves running in the mountains and forests, or drinking water by the river in the distance.

 But the leopard was nowhere to be seen.

This thing can climb trees, run far, cross rivers and climb mountains as if it were on flat ground, and is even more concealable.

 But now, not only did he see it, but he was also caught.

 In the past, even old hunters would not dare to catch this.