My anime chat group

Retribution

“Uh, I can still drink!!” On the bed in the dormitory, the drunk Fatty King was talking nonsense.

Lin Fan swallowed the Bingliang Pill he had cut in his hand, smacked his mouth, and savored it slightly, “It’s a bit bitter, but it doesn’t seem to have any effect.”

After swallowing those miraculous medicines in the novel, don’t they all say that there is a warm current in the stomach?

This one doesn’t seem to be there.

Lin Fan was not reconciled, so he simply sat in front of the stool and waited. He didn’t drink much, and he wasn’t sleepy. Instead, he looked very excited because he was looking forward to the effect of Bingliang Pill.

When I was bored, I turned on my phone and entered the animation chat group to see if I could grab a few more red envelopes.

A little disappointed,

The information in the chat group shows 99+, but all of them are those anime bosses in the water group,

Lin Fan, a newcomer, trembled and didn’t dare to speak.

At this time, the phone vibrated slightly,

There’s another message from the group,

But it’s not a chat group, but an exchange group from Lin Fan’s class.

Lin Fan clicked on the classmate group, and someone in it posted a video, with a message attached below,

“There was a car accident on Xue Commercial Street in University City tonight. One student from our school was injured and hospitalized. I hope the rest of the students will pay more attention to driving safety.”

Suddenly, the class group that was basically diving explodedpot.

“Fuck me, who drove so hard, did he hit someone?”

“No, the car had a flat tire and lost control and hit a utility pole.”

“Secretly tell you that the person who had the accident was Ye Zi’an, and I was eating supper in the commercial street at that time.”

“Ye An? That pretender from the basketball team?”

“That’s right, it’s him.”

“Haha, this guy doesn’t play the game very well, but he is quite aggressive in beating people. He has done many bad things and now he has finally received his retribution.”

“I’ve seen him upset for a long time, showing off there all day long.”

“It is indeed retribution. It is said that in the car accident, the girlfriend of the co-pilot was almost disfigured, and Ye Zi’an, the driver, was hit with three broken ribs. When helping the ambulance, the stretcher suddenly broke, and Ye Zi’an’s right leg was crushed and broken. I passed out from the pain, and now the ambulance is on its way to the Royal Mile Hospital.”

“I’m going, I feel unlucky when I hear it, I’m afraid I was lowered by someone.”

“I’ll tell you another good news. I just came back from the Royal Mile. There was a traffic jam there. Smile.”

“Ha ha ha ha”

“Ha ha”

“….”

Lin Fan clicked on the video. In the video, a luxury car crashed into a utility pole. The front of the car was almost split in two. Surrounded by crowds of people eating melons, judging from the license plate, it was indeed the leaf that I met at the food stall. Ann’s luxury car,

“The cursed doll really lives up to its reputation.”

Lin Fan glanced at the time,

Less than three hours had passed since using the cursed puppet, which meant that there were still 21 hours of torture waiting for Ye Zian.

“Exhaust, exhale.”

Lin Fan laughed out loud, wishing he could get more curse dolls, including one for Dong Qianqian.

smiling,

Lin Fan felt something strange in his abdomen, a warm current flowing from the eight extraordinary meridians of his body, and finally gathered at the dantian, but, the slight difference is that this warm current is a bit strange…

Gollum, gollum.

“Oh, my stomach hurts.” Lin Fan frowned, clutching his stomach, and rushed to the toilet, and then heard a burst of fighting sounds.

Ye Zian was lying on the hospital bed, and there was a dull pain in his right leg that was in plaster. Even he couldn’t understand why he was so unlucky, as if he had rehearsed all the unlucky things in the world.

Last night, after taking Dong Qianqian to a western restaurant for supper, she was knocked down by the threshold in front of the crowd when she was going out.

Then I wanted to take Dong Qianqian to the hotel to open a room, have a good time, relieve my depressed mood, but encountered a car accident halfway, broke my leg on the way to the hospital, and then encountered a traffic jam, stayed in a daze until the morning, and had breakfast at the hospital At one time, I ate half a cockroach from the lunch box…

Ye Zi’an looked at the ceiling and began to doubt life, so much so that she didn’t hear what her girlfriend Dong Qianqian said.

“Fuck, it was definitely the broom star last night!”

Recalling that after meeting that guy Lin Fan last night, he seemed to be unlucky all the time, Ye Zian blamed all of this on Lin Fan, the broom star, “When I get out of the hospital, I must kill that bitch Lin Fan! ”

Of course, Ye Zi’an didn’t expect that the culprit who caused his such misfortune was really Lin Fan.

Now the cursing puppet is like a living baby, with black air all over its body, jumping on Ye Zi’an’s body, jumping on its shoulders from time to time, playing with Ye Zi’an’s hair from time to time, and pinching the host’s nose from time to time. ….

It caused Ye Zi’an to sneeze, scratch her head and feel uncomfortable, but no one could notice the existence of this cursed doll.

the other side,

Conan was invited to join the chat group,

 …

There are more and more members in the anime chat group, and there are many anime characters that Lin Fan has never heard of.

Actually, it’s not surprising. Although Lin Fan likes to watch anime, he’s not that kind of fanatic. It’s impossible for him to know all the characters in anime.

Now Lin Fan is not interested in the origin of the bosses in the group, he pays more attention to the red envelopes!

Every time a newcomer joins the group, there will be a shower of red envelopes from the animation boss, and Lin Fan has been waiting for this moment.

“Hurry up and give out red envelopes.” Lin Fan just came out of the toilet, washed his hands, and immediately held his mobile phone to pay close attention to everything that happened in the chat group.

After taking Bingliang Pills, a large amount of black impurities were discharged from his body, and he spent almost the whole night in the toilet,

Now Lin Fan hadn’t had time to lie down and rest in bed, but thanks to Bing Liang Wan, his energy was more abundant than before, and other aspects of his body also underwent moderate changes.

First of all, the body has become stronger. The swimming ring on the abdomen disappeared, and the eight-pack abdominal muscles gradually appeared, and the muscle lines of the body became more and more obvious.

Lin Fan admired his perfect figure in front of the mirror. Overnight, his figure changed from white to a man with abs. It was like a dream. He looked thin when he was dressed, and he had flesh when he undressed.

After admiring Lin Fan’s figure, he quickly turned his attention back to the mobile phone.chat group.

Ding, the poor god was invited to join the chat group.

Jiraiya: Damn it, which big guy pulled this off? Poor gods can also join the group?

Poor God: ? ? ? ?

Jiraiya: This guy has a halo of bad luck, what if he makes us poor.

Poverty God: Your name is Zilai, I will always remember you.

Jiraiya: Damn, my god, I was wrong.

Little Thieving Cat Nami: Why don’t you hurry up and send out a big red envelope to cheer you up.

King of Heroes Gilgamesh: Just here, what happened? .

Yamamoto Motoryuzai: The local tyrants are here, and everyone lines up to welcome them.

Little Thieving Cat Nami: Local Tyrant! The whole big red envelope!

Yato: Long live the local tyrant, my sword is already hungry and thirsty!

King of Heroes Gilgamesh: Haha, it’s a small thing, welcome newcomers, this king will give everyone a big red envelope, are you ready?

Lin Fan’s eyes lit up. The previous cursed doll had already shown him how powerful the props are. So Lin Fan pulled himself together and focused all his attention on the phone screen, not even willing to blink his eyelids.

Because of Bingliangwan,

Lin Fan now feels that his five senses have become much more sensitive. He can hear the voices of the dormitory next door through the walls, and he can even clearly see the feathers of birds on the treetops 100 meters away from the balcony.

“Bingliang Pills have improved my physique, and at the same time improved the sensitivity of my five senses. It’s better to eat the rest.”

In order to be able to compete with the perverted hand speed of the anime bosses in the chat group, Lin Fan decisively swallowed the remaining Bingliang Pills, the familiar feeling struck again, and his reaction speed increased several steps.

Ding,

“welcome the new guy”

The hero king Gilgamesh sent a big red envelope.

Lin Fan looked at the timing, and almost as soon as the red envelope came out, he pressed his finger on the word.

The red envelope has been emptied.

Lin Fan: “…”

No way, the hand speed of the bosses in the group is so terrifying that even taking drugs can’t grab it.

Lin Fan was extremely depressed. These anime characters in the group were the chosen ones in their respective worlds. Although he improved his physical fitness and improved his hand speed, he was still an ordinary person after all. difference.

Thinking of this, Lin Fan became more and more helpless. The treasures in the red envelopes sent by local tyrants must be priceless, at least at the level of curse dolls.

at this time,

Another red envelope sent out!

Damn, there are still more, hurry up and grab them!

With a small hand, Lin Fan managed to grab it.

Congratulations, you have grabbed the red envelope of Iskandar the Conqueror, and you have obtained 80 points.

Iskandar: Haha, I’ll join in the fun too.

God of Poverty: Another local tyrant has appeared, thank you boss.

Iskandar: Don’t, don’t, poor god, please don’t thank me, I can’t afford it!

Little Thieving Cat Nami: How can it be repaired! I did not notice! I didn’t have time to grab it.

Hell Girl Yan Moai: Didn’t notice +1

Ye Shenyue: Didn’t notice +1

 …

Little Thieving Cat Nami: So many points, I am almost drooling with envy.

Young Detective Conan: Probably this is the local tyrant.

Jiraiya: Haha, I got it, a total of 99 points, let’s send it.

Genyanagi Yamamoto: 29.9

Lelouch: 70

 …

This time, Lin Fan snatched the red envelope out of nowhere, but to his disappointment, the red envelope was not filled with props, but some points.

“What is the use of these points?”

Lin Fan complained: “Why don’t you get me some practical props, such as Dragon Slaying Saber and Yitian Sword.”

Looking at the chat messages in the group that gradually became popular,

Lin Fan knew that there would probably be no red envelopes to grab in the next period of time.

pedal,

Vibrate your phone, the pirate Hawkins will add you as a friend, do you accept it?

“Hawkins? Could it be the scarecrow in Twelve Supernovas? Why did he add me as a friend?” Lin Fan was stunned for a while, and chose to accept the other party’s friend with doubts.

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