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The Godfather of Online Dating

Fatty: “Fan, you must help me this time.”

help?

How can this kind of thing help?

I can’t help, and I don’t want to.

“I can’t help you. Maybe you can ask other students for help. I think that kid Abai is pretty good.”

in the face of danger,

Courtesy first, soldiers later,

As Lin Fan said so, he clenched his fists tightly. He never thought that the results of the special training would be applied to his friend.

The combat power of 700 points is not a joke, I hope Fatty can recognize the reality, understand the meaning of the words, and stop making any unharmonious deviant behavior.

Fatty suddenly became emotional: “Why won’t you help me! Fanzi, do you have the heart to see your roommate single just because you have a class monitor?”

Being single doesn’t work out like this.

Is it really like what is said on the Internet, once a male college student is single for too long, he will extend his claws to his roommates.

Lin Fan shook his head like a rattle, and said, “It’s precisely because my sexual orientation is normal that I can’t help you, fat brother, please let me go, there are many ways to get out of the order, but don’t take shortcuts!”

“What are you talking about? I just asked you to teach me how to chase girls. Why are you talking so strangely?” The fat man put away Bidong’s arms and said with a confused expression.

“Are you sure you like a girl?”

Lin Fan heaved a sigh of relief, but still asked uneasy.

“Nonsense, otherwise.” The fat man said angrily: “I met that girl on the Internet. She cheats with me late every day, and she speaks nicely. It can be seen that she is very gentle. I don’t know it. In the middle, I found myself infatuated with her and wanted to confess.

But I know that direct confession will most likely fail, so Brother Fan, no, Lord Fan, you have been so prosperous recently, you must be good at picking up girls, please teach me howTrick, this is related to the lifelong event of the brother. ”

A misunderstanding.

After knowing the truth, Lin Fan escaped, but found that things seemed more difficult.

First of all, brother, he definitely wants to help,

But he actually doesn’t know the skills of picking up girls. Coaxing girls depends on his face, so there is no skill at all.

Lin Fan was in a dilemma and asked, “Did you meet that person online?”

Fatty nodded.

“Do you know her name?”

“have no idea.”

“Have you seen her face?”

“No.”

“what does she do?”

“I’m not sure. Last time she opened the blacklist, she said that she was a college student.”

…..

“Hey, isn’t this a typical online dating?”

Lin Fan leaned on the railing and looked into the distance. The situation was really complicated. The fat man didn’t know anything about the other party’s situation. He had never met him, and he didn’t even know the basic information. He just opened his mouth and said he liked the other party.

“Master Fan, help me.” The fat man begged, shaking Lin Fan’s shoulder.

“Oh, how should I put it, Fatty, the Internet is true and false, the person who cheated on you, you said she has a sweet voice, maybe she has a voice changer, even if she doesn’t have a voice changer, say Maybe she is a grandma in her fifties, have you considered this situation?”

Analyzing the situation rationally, Lin Fan truthfully expressed his concerns to Fatty.

“No, she said that she is a college student, so she will definitely not lie to me.” The fat man assured by patting his chest.

Lin Fan shook his head and stopped answering.

People who are obsessed with one-sided love are always reduced to licking dogs unconsciously, and now it seems that this is the case with A Peng.

Fatty: “Help me, Fanzi, teach me all the girls you’ve learned, and I’ll help you wash your socks this semester.”

Ugh,

The wind is really noisy today.

The breeze blows across the face, bringing a touch of coolness, which makes people sober.

Lin Fan also hoped that his good friend could be sober and calm, he said: “A Peng, you have to recognize the reality and the Internet, online dating will not lead to good results, do you think there will be any cute girl or female college student in reality who will Do you often hang out with a stranger all night?

Even if there is, it is a 300-jin tank, lying on the seat, drinking happy water, eating potato chips, the kind of swimming ring on the stomach that even clothes can’t cover!

Wake up, Peng, isn’t the game delicious? Isn’t anime movies good? What’s so good about falling in love? ”

What you say speaks out of your heart,

But the fat man obviously didn’t listen. He put his palm on Lin Fan’s shoulder and said, “One word! Brother’s matter, help or not.”

Ugh,

Lin Fan was helpless, he couldn’t help, and he didn’t want to help, he didn’t want to see his brother getting deeper and deeper into online dating, so Gu Zuo said to him, looking at the sky, “Look at that cloud in the sky, it’s so white.”

The fat man strengthened his hand a bit, and said, “Snack for a school year!”

Lin Fan still looked up at the sky, and said calmly, “Look at that sky, it’s really blue.”

The fat man’s hands on Lin Fan’s shoulders couldn’t help but close together, and said, “Buy your skin for you! Master!”

Lin Fan was indifferent.

The fat man gritted his teeth, his expression extremely painful, and said, “I’ll give you all my hard drive!”

Lin Fan finally turned his head, patted the fat man’s shoulder, and said with a smile: “The friendship between brothers is like the blue sky and white clouds. Whenever I think about it, it is always refreshing. This favor, no matter what the result is, I will help.”

It’s not because the hard disk is not hard disk.

It’s purely because I can’t bear to see Fat Brother being tortured for love,

And now in this situation, the fat man has completely sunk into unknown online dating, and he can’t listen to anyone’s words. The only way to solve it is to let the fat man meet the creature who doesn’t know whether it is male or female. Only in this way can Fat Brother give up his heart completely.

Lin Fan: “Brother’s help, I will definitely help, take me to meet that woman.”

To put it bluntly, in fact, it is to look at the friend list of the fat man.

In the game, the avatar of the “female college student” who fascinates Fatty is dim, and the picture is a beautiful anime girl,

Ah,

Very common routine.

“Are there any other messages besides this? Don’t you even add the other party’s Penguin number?” Lin Fan sat in front of the fat man’s computer, looking for the “woman”‘s information, but in the game It is impossible to find too much personal information.

“Before I was worried that being too active would scare the other party, so I never dared to ask for it.” Fatty stood beside him rubbing his little hands and said.

that look,

Lin Fan really wanted to take a picture, and wait a few years to blackmail Fatty.

“I don’t have anything, it’s hard for me.” Lin Fan quit the game and said, “If you have Penguin, you can also infer some information from your personal feelings. Some useful information.”

“Would this make Xiao Min feel that I’m doing something wrong to her?”

Xiao Min is not the name of Fatty’s online dating partner,It’s because the other party used the word “Min” in the game, so the fat man called the other party that way.

“Oh, love is such a head-turner.”

Lin Fan complained a few words in his heart. He didn’t expect that Wang Peng, a 1.8-meter-old man, a ruthless man who dared to beat up even a rich man like Ye Zi’an, would have such a moment of timidity.

But it can be seen,

Fatty is serious about online dating.

Regardless of whether things are good or bad, seeing his brother’s seriousness, Lin Fan showed some enthusiasm and said, “Give me a little time, and I will let you catch up with that Xiao Min within three days.”

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