My Attic Connects To Other Worlds

Seeing Xu Tie like this, the daughter-in-law couldn't help scooping up a mouthful of golden fried rice with Xu Tie's spoon.

She was also stunned after taking the first bite.

Then, the tears kept pouring out.

Some people feel that happiness will fuck me, while others will cry.

Next, several members of the family scrambled to finish the plate of fried rice.

After eating, Xu Tie licked his lips, looking at the empty plate with some doubts.

It was so delicious just now, is it really this fried rice? Could it be my self-hypnosis?

And after eating this fried rice, he was so happy, so beautiful, and those pressures seemed to disappear without a trace in an instant?

Amazing.

It's incredible.

After a long while, Xu Tie asked, "Brother, you...are you here?"

"No." Wang Huan said: "It is safer and healthier than any food in the world. Next, you have to process it and turn it into ordinary soup, and then send it to several authoritative organizations for testing and get a certificate. Then I I will look for an opportunity to completely package it into a mysterious and safe secret recipe and become famous."

Xu Tie said: "Then you went to kill a dragon and used the dragon liver and phoenix gall to fry rice?"

Wang Huan said: "Can it save your restaurant?"

"Yes, very capable." Xu Tie said: "If this kind of fairy fried rice is not popular, then I should hit my head to death."

Then, Xu Tie said: "Huanzi, shall we invest a sum of money to decorate my restaurant to a higher level?"

"No." Wang Huan said: "Just like this, just want this old look."

Xu Tiedao: "What this restaurant does is up to you, and the couple of us will work for you."

Wang Huan said: "No, this restaurant belongs to you."

"No, it can't." Xu Tie said: "Without this fairy fried rice, this restaurant is nothing."

Wang Huan said: "Let's not talk about these things first, let me talk about how this restaurant should be run."

Xu Tie sat down enthusiastically, and said, "Okay, tell me."

Wang Huan said: "First of all, this restaurant must remain dilapidated and cannot be renovated."

"Secondly, this restaurant has to take off the signboard, and there is no signboard at all."

"Then, the restaurant doesn't sell any dishes, but only one thing, which is golden fried rice."

"One fried rice, one hundred yuan."

As soon as these words came out, Xu Tie was taken aback.

One hundred yuan for a piece of fried rice, this price is too exaggerated, it is basically three days' wages for many people.

Wang Huan said: "It just needs to be expensive, pay attention to a strong style, like to eat or not. And when there are guests, your attitude should be indifferent, and you must not be enthusiastic."

"There should be a signboard in the restaurant, only selling fried rice, one hundred servings, no bargaining, eat it or not."

"I also need to write a signboard. Those who enter this restaurant to eat are not allowed to go to the food restaurant next door, otherwise they will not be entertained next time. Don't say it is unexpected."

After hearing Wang Huan's words, Xu Tie and his wife were completely dumbfounded.

They can't describe it, and their vocabulary is not enough, but they have an idea in their minds.

So pretentious, aren't you afraid of being beaten to death?

After a long while, Xu Tie said, "This...does this mean that we are being treated as uncles and customers as grandchildren?"

"It means that, but it's not of this nature." Wang Huan said: "We pay attention to equality, we don't discriminate against any customers, and we are absolutely not superior. We are just high-ranking and few, looking for a bosom friend in the crowd. We are not selling fried rice, We are sharing the beauty of the soul, sharing the happiness of the heart, is one hundred dollars expensive? It is simply too cheap."

"It's hard to find a bosom friend in high mountains and flowing water. We are just cultivators in the vast world. We have mastered the supreme food civilization. We come to save all living beings and save the tired people. I just charge you a hundred yuan. Is it expensive?"

Xu Tie and his wife were completely dumbfounded. They hadn't noticed before that his brother was so good at fooling around.

Wang Huan said: "One more thing to pay attention to. Your hands will never accept money. Customers are asked to throw the money in the box. The reason why we set a price of one hundred yuan is not because of greed, but because we don't want to touch the money, so as to save the trouble of finding money. That's all."

At this time Xu Tie couldn't help but said: "Then why don't you set the price at ten yuan, and you don't need change."

Wang Huan, who was interrupted by pretending to be aggressive, glared and said: "I'll kill you, next time I pretend to be aggressive, absolutely don't interrupt me."

Xu Tie didn't answer, the five-year-old baby girl nodded seriously and said, "Okay."

Then, she asked again: "Uncle, what is pretense?"

Xu Tie quickly covered his precious daughter's ears, and then said cautiously, "Brother, aren't we pretending too much?"

Wang Huan sighed: "Tiezi, in this world, you can't live without pretending. Human nature is cheap, if you kneel and lick, she will hate you. If you are cold, she will chase you instead."

Xu Tie's daughter-in-law said: "Brother, but Tie Zi and I are both uneducated people, we can't pretend..."

Xu Tiedao: "That's right, we don't know how to pretend."

Wang Huan glanced at the little girl whose ears were covered, and said, "Would it be frigid?"

Xu Tie shook his head and said, "I don't understand."

Wang Huan said: "You have a stomachache, and you want to go to the bathroom but can't walk away, so you have a hard time holding back?"

Xu Tiedao: "It's too much, I don't want to say a word, I dare not make a movement, I am afraid that I will breathe out, and the bottom will also spray out."

Wang Huan said: "Yes, this is the realm."

Xu Tie is old and experienced, so he made this gesture directly.

Wang Huan said: "Yes, yes, yes, this is the taste. If you lift your chin a little bit, you can still hold a cigarette in your mouth and put on a rebellious look."

"Great, this posture is top-notch."

"You have to remember the first rule of pretense, that is, don't speak, don't speak. You can use your eyes without gestures, and you can use gestures without speaking. Even if you have to speak, don't exceed two words."

"Understand the applause!"

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Just do it.

Bringing a large blackboard, Wang Huan wrote a large line of characters on it with a white brush: This shop only sells fried rice with eggs, one hundred per piece, no counter-offering, no explanation.

Then, another sign wrote: Those who enter this store to eat are not allowed to go to the food restaurant next door, otherwise they will lose the right to eat in this store.

After Xu Tie finished reading it, he couldn't help but said: "Brother, can we find someone who can write better characters to write this signboard, your calligraphy is really ugly, I am so uneducated Everyone saw it."

Wang Huan said: "Tiezi, you don't understand again. The signboards all over the street are well written, but our house's signboard is as ugly as it is. "

After everything is done!

After removing the original signboard of Xu Tie Restaurant, the restaurant has completed its soul upgrade.

Became a completely unknown restaurant.

"Huanzi, when will our unnamed restaurant open?" Xu Tie asked.

Wang Huan said: "Tomorrow morning at nine o'clock, it will open on time."

Xu Tie said: "Okay."

He was full of infinite anticipation, because the golden fried rice was so awesome that it couldn't be described in words.

But he was extremely worried, because it was too expensive, and the marketing routine formulated by Wang Huan was too pretentious, too strong and arrogant.

Then, Xu Tie said: "Huanzi, before opening, there is one thing that must be clarified, otherwise I would rather not open."

Wang Huan said: "What?"

Xu Tiedao: "Shares, brothers and sisters will settle the accounts clearly. When doing business, you must figure out the shares, otherwise you will definitely fall out and break up in the future."

Wang Huan said: "I don't need shares."

Xu Tiedao: "Then I would rather not do this business. The soul of our restaurant is golden fried rice. Apart from this, our restaurant is worthless. I've made a deal, you seven and three, brother, I will take advantage of you."

Wang Huan thought for a while, took out a piece of paper, and drew up a simple contract.

Wang Huan and Xu Tie jointly run the Unnamed Restaurant, each with 50% of the shares. Wang Huan provided the formula, and Xu Tie was in charge of the store and everything.

"Fifty percent each, otherwise there is no need to do it." Wang Huan said firmly.

Xu Tie thought for a while and said, "Okay, then I will take advantage of you as an uncle saving a dowry for my precious girl."

So, two people signed the simplest contract.

Wang Huan owns 50% of the restaurant's shares, so that's good, at least for a long time, he and his parents don't need to sit and eat, and have a stable financial account.

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Nine o'clock in the morning.

Although Wang Huan said to be calm, Xu Tie and his wife still opened the door with a sense of ceremony.

They really valued it too much. After all, the family's hope is all in this restaurant, and it's all in this golden fried rice.

The specific process is like this.

I found a suona player and a big gong player.

At this time, the flow of people on this street is still okay. Seeing this posture, I couldn't help but stop and watch curiously.

What are these two idiots doing?

One of them summoned up his dantian and suddenly blew the suona.

All the judges know how overbearing this instrument is. Piano is the king of music, and suona is the king of kings.

Any musical instrument that encounters suona will be ruthlessly suppressed and completely sidetracked.

"Wow!"

This is loud, this is high-pitched.

That is really cracking stones and flowing clouds!

Hearing this voice, his hair stood on end for an instant.

Immediately afterwards, another big gong was slammed.

"Bang!"

All the people in the street were shocked, their bodies trembled.

Almost everyone flocked to watch the excitement, densely packed, full of voices.

Suona with big gong, what kind of tune is this like, a funeral tune? It's obviously a good opening, but it's in the rhythm of the funeral.

Then, Xu Tie said with a deadpan expression on his face, "This shop is open."

In the end, Wang Huan put up two signs even more expressionlessly.

The sign on the left reads: This shop only sells fried rice with eggs, one hundred per serving, limited to fifty servings per day. No counter-offer, no refund.

The sign on the right reads: Those who enter this restaurant to eat are not allowed to go to the food restaurant next door, otherwise they will lose the right to eat in this restaurant forever.

All the onlookers were completely stunned.

This restaurant is too arrogant, too pretentious!

A piece of egg fried rice sells for 100 yuan, thinking about money is crazy, your brain is flooded!

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