My Attic Connects To Other Worlds

Let Lu Zhengtao be your partner? The two masters entered the cross talk contest?

Immediately Director Li felt even more absurd.

But... treat a dead horse as a living horse doctor!

What if, what if, Wang Huan really broke through the bottleneck with this method?

Then, he shook his head again, thinking it was too ridiculous to have such a possibility.

Just... just treat it as a vacation for Wang Huan to relax.

The most important thing is that there is no press conference now, and the people of the whole country don't know that Wang Huan has returned to the national team.

So Wang Huanming is still an idler on the surface, and participating in the "National Crosstalk Contest" in this capacity will not damage the reputation of the national team.

Director Li said: "There is one condition. Lu Zhengtao must resign first, and he will be reinstated after you officially announce his return to the national team."

This is very serious, but it puts pressure on Wang Huan.

The master is about to resign. If he fails to win the cross talk contest, the master may resign in vain.

Wang Huan seemed to be very nonsense in participating in the cross talk competition. If he failed to break through in the end, how would the higher authorities punish him?

Even if Wang Huan's score is maintained at 10 seconds, he is still the treasure of the national team and cannot really be punished.

Then the final punishment will probably fall on the master Lu Zhengtao.

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When Wang Huan saw his master Lu Zhengtao, he was thinking about how to persuade him.

This is difficult, because a military order can be issued to Director Li, but not to the master.

The master and him have feelings, and they have deep feelings.

Master Lu Zhengtao looked at Wang Huan with a very bizarre look, as if he was experiencing something incomprehensible.

Before Wang Huan could speak, his master Lu Zhengtao said directly, "I already know."

knew?

"Director Li told me." Lu Zhengtao said, "I have written my resignation report, and I will send it to the capital next."

Taking a deep breath, Lu Zhengtao said: "Huanzi, I don't understand why you do this at all. I can't even understand the relationship between the cross talk contest and improving your sprint performance, but the master saw how hard you have been exercising recently. The master also knows that you are mature and knows what to do and what not to do, so the master fully cooperates with you."

Of course Lu Zhengtao didn't finish his sentence.

Because Wang Huan had messed around before, the result was a comminuted fracture of his calf, and he was injured and retired, completely ruining his sports career.

And if participating in the cross talk competition this time did not improve the performance of the 100-meter sprint, but instead caused severe negative public opinion in the society, then someone must be responsible for it.

The person in charge will not be Wang Huan, because his current grades are very good and he can still win glory for the country.

Then the person who was really punished would be Lu Zhengtao, and he would leave the Field Management Center forever, or even be expelled.

He will take the blame for the whole thing, who made him learn cross talk for several years?

But Lu Zhengtao didn't really care, he only cared about one thing, and that was Wang Huan's achievements!

"Although Huanzi told you that the kung fu lies beyond poetry, I don't quite understand it, but I want to ask you, this time participating in the National Crosstalk Contest, do you just want to have fun and feel the atmosphere, or do you want to win the ranking? ?” Lu Zhengtao asked.

Wang Huan said: "Master, I want to win the first place, otherwise it will be meaningless."

Lu Zhengtao was stunned for a moment, looking at Wang Huan in disbelief.

First of all, he and Wang Huan were in the same father and son relationship before, and he would indeed say some jokes to relax during training.

Under the influence of his ears and eyes, Wang Huan will also say a few words, but he is completely amateurish.

There are so many masters in the National Crosstalk Contest, and there are even famous artists on stage. If you want to win the first place, it is just a dream.

After a long while, Lu Zhengtao said: "Huanzi, although I have practiced cross talk for several years, I am not very serious and have no talent, so I am also completely low-level, and I have been abandoned for decades. Now I don't even have an apprentice It’s even worse. To be honest, I think it’s completely impossible for us to be knocked down within three minutes of being on stage and win first place.”

This meant that Lu Zhengtao was a master, as close as a father and son.

Otherwise, I would have slapped him across the face long ago, shouting that you are an idiot talking about dreams.

Moreover, Director Li also thought that Wang Huan was just going to have fun, to relax and relieve the psychological pressure.

Wang Huan said: "Master, I know you think I am joking, and it is a big joke, but I will prove it to you soon."

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Next, Wang Huan bought a computer and pulled a network cable.

He wants to check the information, to make sure that those classic cross talk works in his mind are not available in this world, and if not, he will use them.

It was found that there was fifty percent overlap.

In some classic jokes, the two worlds are the same, or similar.

And some classic cross talk is not available in this world.

So what Wang Huan has to do is to select the best cross talk jokes that do not exist in this world, and then print them out for the master to practice.

What about himself?

Is it possible to become a master of cross talk by memorizing these cross talk jokes fluently and injecting acoustic gene medicine?

Still not enough, still needs practice.

In the next few days, whenever there was thunder and lightning, Wang Huan would immediately enter the Tower of Doomsday and conduct silent training in it.

Because Wang Huan discovered that the flow of time in the Tower of Doomsday is very, very slow.

Every time he left the Tower of Doomsday, it seemed like a long time had passed, but in fact he was lying unconscious on the bathroom floor most of the time.

And training in the tower of the end of the world is completely more effective than half the effort.

Because of the precise correction of Wenxing, the advanced cockpit, and the completely real three-dimensional image.

The most important thing is that Wang Huan has detailed images of these cross talk performances in his mind, so he conducts the most subtle imitation training.

Moreover, Wenxing can correct every subtle expression, movement, intonation, rhythm, etc. of him.

Of course, the biggest contributor is the gene medicine in acoustics.

After injecting the drug, Wang Huan's voice was full of appeal and penetrating power. This is the most difficult basic skill, and it takes years of practice to master it.

This kind of sound penetration is very rare, and it is extremely demanding on the voice, and it belongs to God's reward.

But now, Wang Huan directly possesses this top-level talent.

In the majestic environment of the Tower of Doomsday, Wang Huan practiced countless times until his performance was perfect.

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After a period of time, Wang Huan handed over the written cross talk script to the master.

They are all the most classic and amazing cross talk works selected by him, which have been washed away by decades of waves.

Although Lu Zhengtao didn't do this business, he still has the ability to appreciate.

He was completely stunned, and once again looked at Wang Huan in disbelief.

"Huanzi, this...you wrote this?" Lu Zhengtao trembled.

Wang Huan said: "You have heard all kinds of cross talk, but you haven't, of course I wrote it."

Lu Zhengtao looked at Wang Huan and said, "You...what have you experienced in the past few years?"

This... These cross talk jokes are also well written!

Totally unbelievably good.

Next, Lu Zhengtao and Wang Huan continued to practice.

Wang Huan has long been familiar with melons, and Lu Zhengtao himself has basic skills, and he is flattering, and he doesn't have many words.

Of course, the most important thing is that the jokes are too good, so it is especially easy to cooperate.

After practicing dozens of times or hundreds of times, Lu Zhengtao was full of boundless confidence.

My own disciple, Wang Huan, might not be joking.

This... This is probably the real possibility of winning the first place in the cross talk contest.

Because these cross talk works are really excellent.

Wang Huan's performance was too good, completely impeccable.

Is this kid enlightened? Suddenly become so good?

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Registration point for Beijing Satellite TV's "National Crosstalk Contest".

At this time, there are still three days before the deadline for registration, which is also the day for many big-name cross talk actors to register.

Some of these people are out of face, and some are weighing, so they usually sign up in the last few days.

So there are many reporters on the scene, because this show is very popular and involves a lot of celebrities, so there are still gossips.

"Big news, big news, Teacher Liu Jun really came to sign up."

"Teacher Liu Jun failed in business, and he came back through the cross talk contest. He has been a director of the division!"

This is a former big star, who has attended the Spring Festival Gala for nine consecutive years.

"Teacher Da Xing is here too, oh my god? He can be regarded as popular, although he hasn't been to the Spring Festival Gala for three years."

"This year's cross talk competition is really full of gods."

However, when Wang Huan and Lu Zhengtao stepped into the registration site, the atmosphere reached a climax.

Because Wang Huan is too popular recently, of course it is black and red.

The whole internet is hacking him.

That posture is almost the same as that of Sister Furong, a person with such a figure, who keeps saying that he wants to win the Olympic 100-meter champion.

What is he doing here?

Is he going to sign up too?

Isn't this world crazy? A retired athlete actually signed up to participate in the National Crosstalk Contest?

You... have you ever learned cross talk?

It’s okay for you to hype on Pearl TV before, but now you want to hype on Beijing Satellite TV?

The scolding against you has just subsided, and you can't wait to come out and hype it?

You are sworn to be the clown of the whole people.

There is no Sister Furong or Sister Feng in this world.

But in the eyes of everyone, Wang Huan is equivalent to Sister Furong, hyped wildly and made a fool of herself.

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the next day.

Beijing Satellite TV officially announced that Wang Huan, a former retired athlete from the national team, will participate in this "National Crosstalk Contest".

Moreover, major newspapers and websites also reported and reproduced it one after another.

Immediately afterwards, various David TV entertainment programs also reported on it.

Public opinion once again completely boiled.

This time Wang Huan really became a clown.

The last time you said that you wanted to win the Olympic champion in the 100-meter sprint, we can still say that is your dream, is there any excuse?

But now you actually come to participate in the cross talk contest again?

You, a person who has never learned cross talk all day, actually came to participate in the cross talk contest?

Isn't this a joke? What is it?

If this is not crazy hype, what is it?

So Wang Huan was completely popular again, but it was just infamy.

Countless people criticized him verbally and in writing, and even many show hosts publicly satirized him.

"The emergence of people like Wang Huan absolutely represents the degeneration of the entire society and the loss of morality."

"Many people can't be famous for their excellence, but people like Wang Huan can continue to make a fool of themselves and make a lot of hype to become famous."

"Such a social phenomenon really makes people feel extremely distressed."

"People like Wang Huan should be completely banned! If he comes to participate in the National Crosstalk Contest, it means that the show is completely ruined!"

"From the moment Wang Huan was allowed to participate, the signboard of the National Crosstalk Contest has been completely smashed!"

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