My Attic Connects To Other Worlds

Chapter 46 046 Wang Huan's performance is too wonderful, too subversive!

At this time, the audience was silent.

Everyone is waiting for Wang Huan to speak, to see what kind of performance you will bring us?

What cross talk will you bring us?

The previous "I Want to Brag" was also very good, but it may lack a little surprise.

Everyone's heart is full of high expectations, but they are unwilling to admit this expectation.

Because they felt that Wang Huan's strength could not support such expectations.

In everyone's eyes, the possibility of Wang Huan being short-lived is too great.

After all, he has never really practiced cross talk, let alone created cross talk.

Moreover, what is the table in front of Wang Huan used for? Other comedians don't have this table?

Wang Huan looked at the audience and said, "Yo? A lot of people came, and they all said that the cross talk was not good, so why are there still so many people? "

With this opening, the audience became excited.

Because Wang Huan's temperament has changed.

She's cheap, and she speaks a pure Henan accent.

Even if it is not very forceful, the voice is thick and full of penetrating power.

All in all, very recognizable.

In fact, this sentence is not funny, but this typhoon, this cheap look, and this slogan make me want to laugh for no reason.

This is the most difficult thing for a cross talk actor.

This is the higher level of God's rewarding food. .

No need to listen to jokes, just seeing you like this and listening to your accent makes me want to laugh.

For a true comedy master, the most important thing is to have your own accent.

Stephen Chow is like this, Jim Carrey is like this, Chaplin is like this, and Mr. Ge You is like this.

This is true of Guo Deyun, even Zhou Libo, who has both reputation and reputation.

Distinctive personal characteristics, which are not possessed by many famous cross talkers today.

Although the audience has not heard the jokes yet, they are already pleasantly surprised, and are looking forward to the next jokes even more.

Then, Wang Huan glanced at Lu Zhengtao with a mean look and said, "You, are you a comedian? What's your name? Lu...

Lu Zhengtao: Lu Zhengtao.

Wang Huan: Yes, Lu Zhengtao. I'm sorry, but I don't really read "When the Legal System is in Progress".

Lu Zhengtao: What does this have to do with "When the Rule of Law is in Progress"?

Wang Huan: I like your line of work very much, cross talk is good.

Lu Zhengtao: Is it over?

Wang Huan: I'm making fun of your business

Lu Zhengtao: What word do you mean, what do you mean by promoting our business?

Wang Huan: Because after all, there is a gap between the two of us.

Lu Zhengtao: Oh, that's not what you do

Wang Huan: Don't know?

Lu Zhengtao: How would I know?

Wang Huan: Hey, look at my military uniform.

Lu Zhengtao: This is your military uniform, is this?

Wang Huan: I am a military strategist, you don't know.

Lu Zhengtao: I don't know.

Wang Huan: Hey, I know it all.

Then, Wang Huan climbed directly onto the table, still looking dumb and cheap.

So far, the jokes haven't been particularly funny, but the crowd couldn't help but laugh.

Because it looks so interesting.

That's right, what Wang Huan performed this time is one of Mr. Guo's most classic jokes, "A Dream of the Western Expedition".

It is also one of the most successful adaptations of old jokes by Mr. Guo.

This joke was originally a classic, with a history of several decades. It originally told the story of a local turtle who went to conquer the Qing emperor and wipe out the Taiping Heavenly Kingdom.

Now after the change, it becomes even more absurd. After the 9/11 incident, the president of the United States invited a jackal to eliminate the terrorist lunatic.

A series of ridiculous stories happened.

Then the two continued to perform.

When the joke mentioned that Wang Fugui, an assistant to the President of the United States, found Wang Huan and asked Wang Huan to go to the United States to wipe out terrorists at a price of 10 million US dollars, the flavor came out completely.

A completely different kind of cross talk has been unveiled.

That kind of absurd sense of magic, that kind of strange sense of suspense, that kind of sense of humiliation that makes people laugh out loud.

It's really an experience that cross talk has never had before, and the following jokes are getting more and more funny, bizarre, and magical.

The audience applauded at the beginning, but when they heard the excitement, they completely forgot to applaud.

That's completely mesmerizing, isn't it?

Even applauding is purely instinctive.

The U.S. government found a local turtle to catch terrorists, and drove a helicopter to fly across the Pacific Ocean to the United States, but ended up flying in the wrong direction and headed northeast.

The story is so bullshit and so hilarious.

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Everyone was engrossed and listened fascinated.

Wang Huan's performance of "Dream of the Western Expedition" also came to an end soon, and the President of the United States entertained Wang Huan at the White House.

Wang Huan: Eat, be happy! The president said (with a Henan accent) Mr. Wang Huan, don’t be too busy eating, you have accepted the war? I said: I should. (Henan accent) The appointment order is ready for you. I saw it, oh, the appointment order, size 39 and a half, no, this is no good, I wear 41.

Lu Zhengtao: Are you buying shoes?

Wang Huan: Just as I was talking, I heard the ground boom..., chug...the enemy attacked.

Lu Zhengtao: This is it?

Wang Huan: Terrorists are here, they are really bullying people, they dare to come here, they are too blatant, don't tell me you don't want to cough military strategists...cough...

Lu Zhengtao: What kind of physique is this military strategist?

Wang Huan: Don't you take military strategists seriously? I'll go, push away my lobster plate, and walk upstairs, gunpowder smoke fills the distance, this is not okay, I didn't bring anything, what if I get hurt. Looking back, there was a helmet on the ground. A German steel helmet with a big brim and a small white red flower. Pick it up and put it on your head. Heh, this bullet hits you. It’s dang dang. I’m happy, kill, rush, Gary.

Lu Zhengtao: What text?

Wang Huan: I'm just happy. My daughter-in-law gets up and gives me a mouthful. She's so full that she can't sleep. What's so beautiful about you holding a sputum bucket.

Lu Zhengtao: Dreaming!

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So far, Wang Huan's "Dream of the Western Expedition" has officially ended.

Full of magic, ruffian, earthy, and a mix of five flavors, the new cross talk was officially served on the dining table.

Next, the fate was handed over to the audience.

Do you accept it or not? Like it or not?

Can stage a miracle in another world?

A moment later, the audience burst into thunderous applause.

"Good... good..." Crazy applause was endless.

Wang Huan did not let them down, this joke is so fun, so interesting, even more interesting than the previous "I want to brag".

The key is that ruffian taste, too funny.

For the audience, this second game, Wang Huan handed in a very pleasant answer.

It's really refreshing, and it's different from the previous cross talk.

That humble feeling is so impressive.

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The host said: "Next is the voting session. The five judges have 50 votes, and the 400 viewers each have one vote. The total number of votes from both sides is the final result."

The host asked: "First, let the five judges vote on the performances of Wang Huan and Lu Zhengtao."

Wang Huan looked at the five judges, and all the audience also looked at the five judges.

The five judges glanced at each other, exchanging their inner shock and amazement.

Wang Huan's cross talk is really good, amazing, and unexpected.

They are insiders and know that Wang Huan's performance style really has a subversive magic power.

This performance, they really never thought about it.

Before, they just regarded Wang Huan as a speculator, and they couldn't do anything big.

But now it seems that this person is too lethal.

A layman, who speaks cross talk so well, will die!

Look at these audiences, what did they look like when they were conquered? The joke is over, and I'm still thinking about it now.

The five judges felt a great danger with that ecstatic expression.

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The first judge and the second judge didn't make a sound or move.

The fifth judge Zhang Wenyao held up a sign with a big 0 written on it.

The host said: "Mr. Zhang Wenyao, did you vote for 0?"

One vote of the judges is worth ten votes, so in a sense, this is a kind of scoring.

And Zhang Wenyao scored 0 points for Wang Huan? !

You know, just now they gave Liu Jun's performance 9 points and Daxing's performance 8 points.

In the 16-to-8 game, even the lowest score was scored 5 points.

The judges gave a minimum of 25 votes to the top ten groups of contestants.

And now he gave Wang Huan 0 points?

This is also deceiving too much.

The host asked: "Mr. Zhang Wenyao, may I ask why?"

Zhang Wenyao said: "Wang Huan's cross talk is too vulgar and vulgar, and it will have a serious impact on the social atmosphere. Our cross talk is an art, we must pursue elegance, similar to vulgar works, we should kill it in the bud among."

Then, the fourth-ranked judge also raised a sign with a big 0 on it.

The audience was in an uproar again.

The host said: "Mr. Zhu Wentong, what is your reason for giving 0 points?"

Judge Zhu Wen said: "It's also because it's too vulgar."

Next, Li Jing, the third-ranked judge, also held up a 0-point sign.

The first judge was left, and the second judge still did not speak, nor did he raise his placard.

Ma Guang, the first judge, was actually very entangled in his heart. Of course, he also knew the current situation of the decline of cross talk, and even agreed with Wang Huan's performance in his heart.

But his position must be consistent with the cross talk world, and he is a good old man.

Therefore, he did not raise his placard and made no statement.

But not raising a placard means not scoring.

They didn't speak out to criticize Wang Huan, but not scoring also means 0 points.

This group of people in the cross talk world sensed danger, so just like Zhang Wenyao said, they wanted to kill Wang Huan in the bud.

Therefore, no matter what high profile is, Wang Huan will be eliminated directly by force.

Vulgar, vulgar, for a good reason.

Suddenly, the audience was in an uproar and completely angry.

This...is outrageous.

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