My Bad Luck Was Broadcast Live

After thinking for a long time, Jack suddenly realized that he thought of the group of aliens from planet B-24. After they came to the earth, they all changed into the appearance of earth people.

And his current form is also the appearance of a human being on earth, isn't it the bionic technology?

And Su Yuan successfully recruited the group of aliens, wouldn't it be easy to get the skills of those people? This is a matter of course.

But Jack was too anxious for a while and forgot his bionic technology. Wouldn't he become the appearance of these aliens, so he could look for the spaceship in a grand manner?

Because Jack has been on the earth for more than 4,000 years.

He has become an earthling for more than 4,000 years. He has long been accustomed to this body and has forgotten his bionic technology.

"Several officers, listen to me, the person in front of you is a fake, he is not a real Martian!"

"Snapped!"

This Jack just opened his mouth to pierce Su Yuan and Su Yuan, so he gave him a big mouth with his backhand.

"You, the alien who invaded our Mars, are still talking so nonsense, wanting to provoke the relationship between us? It's really ridiculous, we must know that we Martians are the most united!"

Su Yuan hurriedly put on a big hat again for this class, and there is nothing wrong with it. Now Jack has jumped into the Yellow River and can't clean it.

"I have to say that Old Brother Su is absolutely dark enough. As for why he became that way, I don't think about his behavior first, it's absolutely black!"

"Non-toxic and not a husband, it seems to be Su Yuan."

"The reason why Old Brother Su can become that look is because of the technology of planet B-24. Those people on planet B-24 were not crocodile skins before, and now they look exactly like our people on Earth!"

"I have to say that Brother Su's head is really good, and it blends into Mars in an instant. It seems that in the future, Brother Su can easily travel to every corner of the universe!"

"If you don't talk about it, you can't be black, Brother Su is definitely a big black hand."

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"Sirs, you must not listen to this guy. He is a complete liar. He and I come from the same place. The reason why I became like you is by using a high-tech called bionic technology. , I can also be like you!"

Although Jack had eaten Su Yuan's big mouth, he still said reluctantly that he did not intend to let Su Yuan go.

Su Yuan felt a little angry after hearing Jack say this.

This guy is really Damn it, this is just a dead fish, it seems that he wants to die with him.

Su Yuan raised his hand and wanted to give Jack a big mouth, but at this moment these Martians directly stopped Su Yuan.

"Don't let him talk anymore, let him finish everything."

"Sirs, I will show you now, I can also change into your appearance."

After Jack finished speaking, his figure gradually began to change, and finally became exactly the same as a Martian in the universe.

"Fuck, this is a big change. This guy will not also be an alien from planet B-24. Brother Su will take him as his assistant, but why should Brother Su pit his assistant like this? Woolen cloth?"

"Don't ask, ask is that Brother Su is a big black hand, and his own father will be cheated when he is ruthless!"

"Um... horrible..."

"I'm so scared..."

"Such older brother dare not love it anymore!"

...

When Jack became like this, the alien instantly took out something similar to a pistol, and the twelve pistols were pointed at Jack and Su Yuan in an instant.

"Dear officials, see, this guy was the guy who appeared with me and rushed into the fireball before. We are all from the earth!"

...

This Jack is quite honest, as if picking up beans, he explained all the things in a series.

Su Yuan really wants to cry without tears. He is not afraid of opponents like gods but teammates like pigs.

Why did he bring such a scam? I simply joked to tease him. It was a bit too much for him to do this and this way.

"I'm very strange, why suddenly there is a person like you, a close friend of General Kazk, I have almost all met, and I haven't seen you!"

The Martian squad leader also said with certainty at this moment that he did not believe the same Su Yuan in front of him...

"Jack, let me go, your uncle, you fucking, it's really a big pitfall, so I betrayed my teammates like this, and I still want to save you, it seems that there is no need for that!"

"Su Yuan, you are so embarrassed to say this. If you don't say it, I won't be anxious with you. Come to this place with me. Tell me how many times you have pitted me, and now I still want to become a Martian. Planning to cheat me!"

"Are you alive for thousands of years? You don't have any brains at all. I just made a joke with you. Why are you so serious?"

"I'm going to your uncle, did you make a joke like this? tmd Laozi's life is gone, you are still joking with me, if you change your role, you can bear it if I make jokes with you like this!"

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The twelve Martians on the side saw that these two guys started yelling and pinched each other.

They are also you look at me, I look at you, their faces are dumbfounded.

These two guys are definitely from the earth. How could the earth send such a strange flower?

"You shut your mouths to me, did I let you talk? Be careful, I will directly rectify you on the spot!"

Captain Zhu couldn't stand these two guys anymore. It was really too much and didn't treat them as the same thing.

There were twelve guns pointed at their heads, and they even dared to quarrel grandiosely.

To all the people on Earth, this Martian is just screaming.

But Jack and Su Yuan can hear clearly, because their own chips can translate any words of a lower civilization.

Just invade their civilization to gain this authority.

"I'm going to your uncle, now I don't have the time to teach others to take care of you!"

Su Yuan slapped his angry backhand, slapped the Martian squad captain, and slapped him to pieces.

Jack closed his mouth and dared not speak, because he was afraid that Su Yuan would give him such a slap. .

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