My Beautiful and Bossy Wife

After leaving the Qincheng Film Academy, Su Jin drove the car to the Xia’s house. He still couldn’t figure out what the two old guys were. If Xia Honghai asked, he planned to explain it, so he didn’t plan to go to other places. local.

In front of the house, Su Jin got out of the car. Now the daylight has been weakened a lot. He took off his glasses and the strange expression on his face was unobstructed.

Not far away, the old **** stick and Master Yi were playing a big chess game, but now the two seemed to be in a deadlock. The two of them stared roundly, unblinking like a turtle staring at a mung bean. They actually compared the truth to each other. Come on.

And I don’t know how long it lasted!

"You old boy, can you still play? Don't regret the game if you have a game, can you not lose?" The old **** stick was angrily.

There was finally a trace of fluctuation on Master Yi's expressionless face. He raised his hand and directly pushed a cannon cart to another position, exclaiming excitedly: "General! I won!"

The old man shrewd a game of chess on the ground with a red face and said: "Regret chess dog, I will play chess with you in the future, I am the head of Maoshan!"

"Damn, who are you scolding? Don't you want to fight?" Master Yi was also a little gaffe, and he rolled up his sleeves directly.

"Just hit it, you old boy, why did you leave Maoshan in the first place? Other people may not know, but I still don't know? The junior sister followed me, and you just wanted to retaliate against me and let me carry the banner of Maoshan. Nian, you are at ease. Do you know how much suffering I have suffered?" The old **** stick and Master Yi sprayed each other.

"What's so special about you, I'll mention Junior Sister again, I'm anxious to you! Who made the deception, otherwise Junior Sister could talk to you? It's too ugly! How you did it, you know yourself!"

"Damn, we must beat you up a little more sober!"

The smell of gunpowder between the two of them seemed to explode in the next second.

"Don't quarrel!" Xiaomei covered her ears, "It's so annoying! If you quarrel again, when the big brother comes back, I will let him drive you all out!"

"That's right. Daoye is impulsive. Master Patriarch is on his way. It's all his younger brother's fault. He is lively and naughty and loves to regret chess. If the Patriarch has his eyes open and knows the underground, he will help the young disciple to give him a few ears at night! "The old **** stick took a deep breath, trying to calm his mood.

Master Yi scratched his head, discussing his eloquence. He is indeed not the opponent of the senior brother. It seems that apart from staring at him, he has nowhere to win, even his attainments in Taoism are the same.

"Big brother! Big brother is back here!" Xiaomei rushed over with sharp eyes.

The old **** stick glanced over, and he saw Su Jin walking by as expected.

"Brother, it's time to go out, why don't you go to set up a stall?" Master Yi also found Su Jin, and immediately said with a smile on the shoulders of the old **** stick.

"Yes, it's not early." The old **** stick nodded and said sternly: "Junior brother, I'll be back later. Before going to bed, remember to say goodnight to Master Master. By the way, the clothes in your suitcase are pretty good. It’s not that the brother said you, how did the master teach us? The prosperous enjoyment in the world is the karma debt after the'return to the market', so I have already collected it for the master, can you hear it?"

"You..." Master Yi's face was blue, but he finally held back.

The old **** stick patted him on the shoulder of course, looked at Su Jin who was walking with his hand, and hesitated a little: "Little friend, before leaving, can I give you a piece of advice?"

"Huh? Say." Su Jin said.

"Your life style is still very stable at the moment, but your seven evil spirits are soaring to the sky, the heavenly gate is faintly red, and your face is not right. Let's see if you are the destiny of the five elements, so you definitely can't ruin your way for the beauty." The old **** stick looked serious, and he was talking eloquently.

"The master said it makes sense." Su Jin suddenly laughed and said: "Being with the Taoist experts, what I learned is extraordinary, and I also learned a little bit of fur."

"Oh?"

"Believe it or not, can I figure out what your five elements are missing?" Su Jin smiled.

"Yes, it's OK, I can accept you as an apprentice." The old **** stick did not have the slightest doubt, and said directly.

"Your five elements are so wicked! Fuck!" Su Jin stuck his waist, the old guy said smoothly, but this is probably his occupational disease, right? It sounds good, but it is a bit unpleasant.

"Do you know all of this?" The old **** stick smiled: "In the early days, my master, Master Qingxu, told you about the same thing, but I personally don't agree with the "de" thing. It varies from person to person. I think there is Only when you are cruel to yourself can you be more cruel to the enemy. If there is no way, I will find a way to step on a way. This is how I came over these years."

Master Yi couldn't help shouting from the side: "So you were so mean back then!"

"Brother, you were too young back then. If you were as witty as me, everything about me is yours. But now, brother has figured it out, no matter how much money is, it's dung, no matter how strong the six desires, but vain. It's not as good as two sleeves and a breeze, holding a pot of old wine. , An Anxin's existence, guarding the foot of the ground under his feet, and finally the quiet dust returns to the dust, just as there is no self in the world, isn't it better?" The old **** stick said.

"Look at it, you go back to the market... Also, return Lao Tzu's new clothes to me before death!" What Master Yi hates most is the old god's stick.

"Brother, how can you understand? I'm helping you, oh... that's fine." The old **** stick had an expression on who could understand me in the world, and finally walked a few steps, as if thinking of something, said to Master Yi: "Junior, what would you like to have for breakfast tomorrow? I will bring you."

Su Jinle's no good, what kind of old people are the two invited here?

"Fuck you." Master Yi flicked his sleeves and turned around, obviously having a tendency to run wild.

The old **** stick left.

Xiaomei chuckled and said: "Big brother, they are arguing like a joke, I'm so annoying."

"Where is the gift that big brother gave you? If you are annoying, just talk to it." Su Jin squeezed her pink face and said with a smile.

"It's in the room." Xiaomei said.

Master Yi turned around at this time, looked at Su Jin and said, "My brother's tricks are deceptive. His purpose is to make you his apprentice. In this case, it is better to recognize me as a master."

"Uh, what do you know?" Su Jin asked.

"What do you want to learn? Brothers will meet, I will plenum, brothers will not, I will too!" Master Yi said proudly.

At this time, Xiaomei said, "Grandpa will escape!"

"Then come here once for me to see." Su Jin said.

However, Master Yi immediately changed his face. After hesitating for a while, he said, "That's the highest method of my Maoshan. It cannot be easily passed on, so I refuse this request."

"I didn't let you teach, just let you do it once to open my eyes." Su Jin remembered the mysterious appearance of the old **** stick in Qian Xiaowan's shop at that time.

Master Yi blushed, and finally gritted his teeth and said: "Okay! You guys keep your eyes open!"