My Beloved Concubine Only Wants to Eat Melons

A dignified king can't bear to be complained like this, Yu Wenlan immediately said to Fu Hai, "Ask someone to send some more plates of mutton."

After finishing speaking, he looked at the girl who secretly complained about himself, and asked, "What else do you want to eat?"

Yan Shu was taken aback for a moment, and originally wanted to be reserved, and said with a smile, "I don't have anything to eat, just let Your Majesty do."

But he shouted wildly in his heart, [Maruzi! I want to eat meatballs! 】

Yu Wenlan looked at Fu Hai, "Have another plate of meatballs."

Yan Shu, "???"

what's the situation? He also wants to eat meatballs?

Is it such a coincidence?

But she still wants to eat crispy meat, the freshly fried one, it's so crispy and crispy!

Yu Wenlan said, "Another plate of crispy meat, freshly fried."

Yan Shu, "???"

Is this the heart, the heart has a tacit understanding?

I was in a daze, but I saw him looking over at leisure, and asked, "Why is this look? Don't want to eat?"

"No no, no,"

Yan Shu hurriedly shook her head, "I just think that His Majesty really knows how to order food, both of which are indeed delicious."

[It would be the best if you have another hand-rolled noodles, hand-rolled noodles with mutton soup, it is a perfect match! 】

"Let's roll your hands again."

Then listen to him.

Yan Shu, "!!"

What's going on here? ? ?

Why did he order everything she thought of? ? ?

Could it be that he has the ability to read minds? ? ?

Yu Wenlan stopped talking, just took a chopstick of cabbage from the pot and ate it silently, with an appearance of hiding his merit and fame.

Well, never mind, it turns out that the most common cabbage is also very tasty.

And Fu Hai hurriedly sent someone to the dining room to spread the word, he couldn't help but feel happy - he really found the right person, how could His Majesty be so good at eating before?

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Not long after, all the added dishes were delivered.

The freshly fried crispy meat is fragrant and crispy. The fresh and tender mutton slices are paired with chewy hand-rolled noodles and scooped up a bowl full. Adding a few round beef **** can make Yan Shu a happy meal.

Sure enough, it's better to be an emperor! She rubbed her belly and thought incomparably satisfied, being powerful is a pleasure, and she can eat whatever she wants.

The system suddenly said, 【Hold your thighs, be a concubine, you can too. 】

Yanshu, "..."

This is really the truth, since she has been placed on the target of the arrow, there is no turning back, it is better to go all the way to Hei, hugging the golden thigh of the emperor.

Although the emperor's matter is not good, it is expected that he can do what he likes in other things, it is still possible.

So she quietly asked the system, 【What does the emperor like? 】

System, [workaholic, critique sub-machine, he likes to govern the country]

Yanshu, "..."

【No other hobbies? 】

System, [Yes, he likes to read, he also likes to practice swords, play cuju, play polo, throw pots and so on. 】

Throw pot?

Yan Shu's eyes lit up, she can't do anything else, she can do this.

So she looked at Yu Wenlan with a smile, and said, "It's still early, I wonder if Your Majesty is interested in playing pot throwing with your concubines? It's good to digest food."

Yu Wenlan raised her eyebrows, "You want to play throwing pots with me?"

Yan Shu nodded, "I wonder if my concubine is so honored?"

How about it, be pleasantly surprised! Is this proposal on your mind?

Yu Wenlan couldn't hold back a smile, and said, "Yes."

Yan Shu hurriedly ordered someone to show her off.

Soon, the copper pot and feather arrows were set.

Yu Wenlan picked up a feathered arrow and weighed it in his hand, and was about to throw it into the pot, but was stopped by Yan Shu, and said, "Hold on, Your Majesty, should we agree on the rules first?"

Yu Wenlan looked at her, "How do you want to play?"

Ordinary throwing pot is a game between banquets to add to the fun of drinking. Of course we can't drink anymore tonight, Yan Shu rolled her eyes and said, "How about this, the winner can make a request, and the loser must agree to the other party's request."

Hehe, she used to play bird hunting with her younger brother when she was a child, and she was good at throwing things accurately. Besides, there is one mouth and two ears on the pot, how can she hit it?

After listening silently, Yu Wenlan nodded and said, "Yes."

After finishing speaking, he handed her the feather arrow in his hand, "You come first."

Yan Shu took it, carefully glanced at the mouth of the pot, and threw it out.

I didn't know I missed it.

Just being dumbfounded, Yu Wenlan picked up another feathered arrow and threw it lightly, but it hit the mouth of the pot.

Fu Hai immediately announced, "Your Majesty wins."

Yanshu, "..."

Well, maybe eating too much tonight affected my performance.

She looked at Yu Wenlan and said, "What does Your Majesty want my concubine to do?"

The other party looked her up and down, and said, "How about this, I ask you a question, and you have to answer it truthfully."

Yan Shu thought for a while, nodded and said, "Your Majesty, please tell me."

Ever since she confirmed that there was no problem with her background, Yu Wenlan began to suspect that maybe someone else in the palace knew her secret and told her.

So he asked, "After you entered the palace, have you met any special people?"

This question...is really a bit strange.

Yan Shu said, "The most special person I have ever met is Your Majesty."

Yu Wenlan paused, and said vigilantly, "Why is I so special?"

Yan Shu tried her best to flatter her, "Your Majesty is the Son of Heaven, so he is naturally different from others. Of course he is special."

After finishing the words, Fu Hai echoed beside him, "Gui Yi said it well."

Unexpectedly, a cold gaze shot from above his head.

Fu Hai trembled, and hurriedly lowered his head, wishing he could slap his own big mouths.

—What are you doing with the sweet talk of the young couple?

Yu Wenlan, "..."

What sweet words, Yan Shu's answer was obviously not what he wanted.

But the strange thing is that there is nothing abnormal in her heart, she is just proud that she can speak.

Just keep throwing pots.

This time, Yan Shu voted first.

After the failure just now, Yan Shu had been quietly aiming for a long time, this time she tried her best to aim again and again, and she hit the ear of the pot.

Just about to be happy, Yu Wenlan had already picked up the feather arrow.

Yan Shu murmured silently in her heart, 【No hit, no hit, no hit...】

Yu Wenlan, "..."

Simply cut the mess with a sharp knife, and lightly threw the feather arrow, and hit the mouth of the pot again.

Then he looked at her proudly.

Seeing that the light in Yan Shu's eyes disappeared in a blink of an eye, she still complimented him against her will, "Your Majesty is amazing, and my concubine is far behind. I wonder what you want my concubine to do this time?"

"Still answer my question."

Yu Wenlan paused, and said word by word, "Do you have a secret that others don't know?"

secret?

Yan Shu paused.

This thing...she has too much!

The son of Linwu Marquis is not his;

Damn, these secrets have been kept in her heart for a long time, how dare she say them!

Yu Wenlan, "???"

What?

He already knew about the marquis of Linwu, but Wei Ruzhang, a college student in Wenhuage, had actually been a badass? Or a prostitute? ? ?

That old man was born as a number one scholar back then, and has always been brilliant in writing. Now he is over seventy, and he talks about the teachings of Confucius and Mencius all day long!

Also, Chai Weizhong, the servant of the Ministry of War, is actually a broken sleeve? ? ?

Aren't there several concubines in his family? ? ?

Is this... true or false?

How did she know? ? ?

He could hardly contain the surprise in his eyes.

But Yan Shu said cautiously, "If the concubine says so, Your Majesty will not punish the concubine."

Yu Wenlan slowed down and said, "If you tell the truth and don't hide it, I can handle it at my discretion."

She cleared her throat, "Actually... Last year at the Mid-Autumn Festival banquet, the concubine claimed to be sick and asked for leave. Yes, it was just pretending."

"What?" Yu Wenlan frowned.

Last year's Mid-Autumn Palace Banquet?

He tried to think back, but couldn't remember the scene at all.

Who asked her to say this?

He said again, "I want to know..."

But she interrupted, "No, you can only ask one question at a time, this is the rule."

Yu Wenlan, "???"

What? There are people in this world who dare to interrupt him?

Fu Hai also sensed something was wrong, and was thinking of reminding her, but she saw that Yan Shu had already picked up a feathered arrow, pointed it at the copper pot, and then threw it straight into the mouth of the pot.

The so-called belated victory was even more gratifying, and she couldn't help cheering, "I won!"

Yu Wenlan, "..."

He also picked up a feathered arrow and threw it forward, needless to say, it hit the mouth of the pot again.

He looked at her with raised eyebrows and said, "A draw."

Is it difficult?

Who knew she said, "The first vote wins."

Yu Wenlan frowned, "How can there be such a rule?"

Yan Shu was confident, "Of course there is, otherwise how would the winner be divided?"

Yu Wenlan said, "Continue to compare, each person has ten feather arrows, and the one who hits the most is the winner."

Yan Shu rolled her eyes, "But you said first that the courtiers and concubines set the rules, the emperor has no jokes."

Yu Wenlan, "..."

Didn't notice that he fell into her pit?

Continuing to argue with her might hurt the image of the king, so he said, "Then what do you want?"

Yan Shu thought for a while, then smiled and said, "Your Majesty, please reward the courtiers and concubines with some gold, silver and jewels."

[I want money! ! Money, money! ! 】

Yu Wenlan, "??? Are you short of money?"

missing!

Yan Shu thought in her heart that she didn't have much money in the first place, and the monthly schedule of being a beauty is so small. Sometimes, when someone in Yongning Palace is in trouble, she will generously help a group. .

She had been saving up that handful of broken silver for half a year.

With her heart bleeding, she could only make excuses with a forced smile, "Didn't you say that money is something outside of your body? The concubines don't dare to ask for anything else."

Yu Wenlan felt a little bit unbearable after hearing the tears of blood and poverty, so he should reward him if he felt like it, otherwise he would look so stingy.

Before he could open his mouth, he heard a report from someone outside, "Your Majesty, the Empress Dowager just suddenly felt unwell, and she urgently summoned the imperial physician."

Yu Wenlan paused, and said, "I'll go and have a look."

Then go out.

Yan Shu was also taken aback, hesitating in her heart, should she also go there?

At this moment, Yu Wenlan looked back at her, "You'd better go there too."

Yan Shu had no choice but to follow his footsteps, crying for her gold, silver and jewels in her heart.

Finally won the emperor once! Who knows when the next time is?

Yu Wenlan chuckled in his heart, he might not fall into the trap next time.

The author has something to say:

A certain emperor: Talking about money is so vulgar, how about giving me to you?

Yan Shu: ...What use is there for you?

A certain emperor is vomiting blood...