My Beloved Concubine Only Wants to Eat Melons

Concubine Jin, this was something Yan Shu never expected.

After all, she knows that the rank of the harem is closely related to the status of the natal family, the higher the rank, the higher the status of the natal family.

For example, in the past, Concubine Li's natal family was the residence of Uncle Yongliang; Concubine An's grandfather is now the Minister of Rites.

But her father is just the chief bookkeeper of a small county...

Yu Wenlan listened to her question and said with a smile, "I will also transfer your father to work in Beijing, and move your family to the capital together."

Yan Shu, "!!"

Even her father is going to be promoted?

And the family members also moved to the capital?

Doesn't this mean that she might have a chance to see grandma, mother and brother in the future? !

At this time, Yu Wenlan said again, "If there is a chance, I can arrange for you to meet."

Yan Shu couldn't hold back her surprise, "Is what His Majesty said true?"

Yu Wenlan raised her eyebrows and smiled, "Why should I lie to you?"

Yan Shu was so happy that she couldn't close her mouth from ear to ear, and hurriedly said, "My concubine, thank Your Majesty Long En!"

Although it is not a lot of money, but she likes this one more! !

Woohoo, I can finally see my loved ones! !

Yu Wenlan also raised the corners of her lips and asked, "Are you happy now?"

"Um."

Yan Shu tried her best to purse her lips to tell herself not to laugh too much.

Hehe, it seems that this injury was really not in vain, it really makes sense to seek wealth and wealth.

Yu Wenlan, "???"

Seeking wealth and insurance? ? ?

But she heard her say again: 【So no matter what the situation in the future, even if you risk your life, you have to hug this thigh tightly! come on! ! 】

Yu Wenlan, "..."

Does it have to be like this?

~~

The king did what he said, and after noon, the imperial decree to enshrine the concubine came down.

Hu An, the chief inspector of ceremonies, was all dressed up, holding the imperial edict in his hand, and said to Yan Shu with a smile, "Please accept the edict."

Yan Shu should be, because she was still "injured", she knelt down on the ground with the support of Lian Dong and Lian Xin, and said respectfully, "The concubine accepts the order."

Hu An then recited loudly above his head, "Following Heaven's fortune, the emperor's imperial edict said: Mrs. Li has both ability and political integrity, is outstanding in appearance, noble in character, sensitive in nature and wise in character, and is now a concubine. , Yiyang Huidi Zhihua, admire this!"

Yan Shu kowtowed and said, "My concubine thanked Lord Long En."

Tsk, as expected, the minister who plans to recruit is talented!

Look at how different these words are, especially the last sentence, she is afraid that she can't even write the words.

Feeling so emotional, Liandong Lianxin carefully helped her up again, and the surrounding palace people began to congratulate her, "Congratulations, Empress Yipin."

Yan Shu was also happy, and hurriedly asked Liandong to reward everyone.

Ahem, anyway, now that she has been promoted, her monthly salary has tripled, so she is no longer short of money!

Everyone was overjoyed, and Juan cheerfully took the reward and returned to his life, sighing in his heart as he walked—

Guiyi, who was promoted on the twelfth day of the twelfth lunar month, was promoted to the concubine on the sixth day of the first lunar month, which is rare in the palaces of all dynasties!

The future is boundless, the future is boundless!

~~

On the sixth day of the first lunar month, the imperial court's annual holidays have ended, all yamen are in operation again, and the king is busy again.

At the beginning of the new year, Yu Wenlan issued five edicts in succession, involving taxation, scientific research, water conservancy, transfer of officials and so on.

Therefore, Zou Mozhong, a Hanlin scholar, has been busy drafting imperial edicts in the imperial study.

Seeing the sky fall at noon, the business finally came to an end.

Xueshi Zou saw that the king was also free, so he hurriedly asked, "Your Majesty, I don't know about that Young Master Xiaoyao, do you have any news recently?"

Happy son?

Yu Wenlan was a little surprised and asked, "What do you need to do with her?"

Xueshi Zou hurriedly said, "I do have something to do... Now that this year is over, I wonder if this young master has a new book published? Many booksellers are chasing after Chen, wanting to print a new book for him, and the people in and out of the city are also interested." Everyone is looking forward to it.”

Yu Wenlan, "???"

There is a bookseller chasing after Yan Shu's book?

He said, "Is that true???"

Zou Mozhong said with a serious face, "How dare I speak nonsense in front of His Majesty? Some booksellers have already doubled the price, and some people find the minister's home to give gifts, all because they want to get the paper manuscript of Young Master Xiaoyao."

Yu Wenlan, "..."

This was really beyond his expectation.

So he coughed and said, "...she seems to be feeling unwell recently, and it's not convenient for her to write."

Xueshi Zou immediately said nervously, "Sick? I don't know what it is? Is it serious? Has this son seen a doctor? Do you want me to send someone to visit?"

Yu Wenlan, "..."

He could only say again, "No need, she has already seen a doctor, and now she just needs to rest for a while."

Only then did Xueshi Zou feel relieved.

Then he asked again, "Then... I wonder if this son is short of money? If necessary, please tell him to speak to the minister..."

Before he finished speaking, the king frowned, "Why do you ask?"

Xueshi Zou hurriedly explained, "I just saw that this young master is in a hurry to ask for the book fee every time. I think the situation at home may not be very good, and now he is sick again... Anyway, such a talented person cannot be called him. Cook without rice."

Yu Wenlan, "..."

What, the situation at home is not good? ? ?

He was a little speechless, but he couldn't explain the truth to Zou Mozhong, so he endured it and said, "She is not short of money, so don't worry."

"That's good, that's good."

Only then did Xueshi Zou feel relieved, thought for a while, and then asked, "Then, doesn't this young master have any manuscripts that have already been written? The booksellers are really anxious to wait. If there are any, you can take out the manuscript first." print."

this…

Yu Wenlan thought for a while and said, "Wait for me to ask."

~~

Yan Shu is also very busy today.

In the morning, after receiving the edict of promotion, the palace servants from the Shangyi Bureau came to measure her body, and prepared to tailor all kinds of regular and auspicious clothes for her promotion.

As soon as the people from the Shangyi Bureau left, Si Zhen sent her several sets of jewelry, all of which were exquisitely crafted and out of the ordinary.

He just put away the jewelry, and before he had lunch, he saw Fu Hai coming again, followed by two young eunuchs, each holding a box in his hand.

Yan Shu asked strangely, "Why did Mr. Fu come here?"

Fu Hai smiled like a flower, "This servant is ordered by His Majesty to come and deliver the baby to Madam Yipin."

baby?

Yan Shu was a little confused, so she had no choice but to say first, "I thank Your Majesty Long En."

As he spoke, he asked curiously, "What exactly is it?"

Fu Hai smiled and said, "Your Majesty, open the box and take a look."

Tsk, are you still playing tricks?

Yan Shu opened her mind as soon as she opened her mind, the emperor would never give her two boxes of silver.

Then he asked Lonicera to open the box.

Unexpectedly, the moment the lid was opened, both eyes were almost blinded.

It is indeed not silver, but gold! !

That's right!

Two boxes of genuine gold ingots! The golden light is so shining that it almost blinds her eyes! !

Yan Shu was dumbfounded.

After a while, I remembered to ask Fu Hai, "This, this, why did His Majesty give me this?"

Could it be the hidden welfare of the concubine?

In fact, Fu Hai didn't quite understand, he only knew that as soon as Bachelor Zou left, His Majesty asked him to send this.

At this time, I can only tell her, "Naturally, His Majesty is sympathetic to your empress, and specially bestowed it on you."

Sympathetic to her?

Yan Shu thought to herself, could this be the work injury subsidy given to her because of her injury?

Either way! !

Anyway, he gave it to her! She didn't steal it!

Today is indeed an auspicious day. It's status and money, good news one after another, it's simply overwhelming!

Yan Shu smiled happily, and hurriedly asked Liandong to give Fu Hai a reward.

Hey, she is not short of money now! Simply rich!

Just these two boxes of gold ingots are more than enough for her to eat for two lifetimes!

I have to say that this injury is really worth it!

Even if there are scars, she will be happy!

Fu Hai also accepted the reward with a smile and thanked him, feeling in his heart as he walked out——

In the past, I heard that the king rewarded his concubine, either jewelry, silk, or various rare treasures.

Fortunately, His Majesty, he gave a golden bowl a few days ago, and today he directly gave two boxes of gold ingots!

The point is, this empress is also happy, seeing how happy she was just now, her eyes almost disappeared from laughter.

Tsk tsk, this is truly a match made in heaven.

It fits so well!

~~

Two boxes of gold ingots fell from the sky, Yan Shu was so happy!

Even the sick meal at noon is delicious.

Hey, what's the point of less oil and less salt now?

From now on, she will be able to eat and drink spicy food to her heart's content! !

Now that she has been promoted to the position of concubine, the food must be better!

After eating lunch happily, she woke up from her nap with a smile.

Haha, now it seems that as long as she hugs the emperor's thigh tightly, she will have money, power and status. Xingfu is completely negligible.

Yan Shu was so happy for most of the day, until Yu Wenlan came in the evening, she was still smiling.

"The concubine sees His Majesty."

She saluted sideways with one hand, her voice was many times sweeter than before.

Tsk tsk, these are her golden thighs!

Look, how thick, how big, how handsome and handsome! !

Yu Wenlan, "..."

Why is this still a jingle?

Also, "golden thigh" refers to him?

Cough, why does this make me blush...

However, seeing her like this, he was also in a good mood, and asked softly, "Is the wound better? Did you change the dressing on time?"

Yan Shu nodded hurriedly, "Thank you for your concern, my concubine's wound has healed up a lot, and the imperial doctor also came on time to change my concubine's dressing. It is said that it will heal within two or three days."

Yu Wenlan nodded, and said again, "Get well soon, and you can do what you want. Today I also heard that many booksellers outside have come up with your script. But you are still ill, so you can only call They wait any longer."

After the words fell, Yan Shu was taken aback, "Is what His Majesty said true? There are many booksellers who want to publish the scriptures of their concubines?"

Yu Wenlan nodded leisurely, "Of course it's true, why did I lie to you?"

But she became anxious all of a sudden, "Then how can His Majesty refuse such a good thing? The concubine's right hand is only injured now, if it doesn't work, she can still write with her left hand!"

Yu Wenlan, "??? Can you write with your left hand?"

"sure!"

Yan Shu nodded hurriedly, "It's just a matter of slowing down. It's really not good. The concubine can write with her pen biting her mouth."

Yu Wenlan, "..."

Bite your pen and write?

Think about it, what she wrote on her right hand is barely recognizable.

If you write with your mouth, can you still read it?

Tsk, I was a little afraid that she would really bite the pen to write, so I decided not to tease her, and said truthfully, "They asked you if you have any manuscripts that have been written, and if you have, you can give them to them first."

"Yes, yes!"

Yan Shu nodded immediately, and ran to the desk to fetch a large stack of papers to show him.

"These are all written by my concubine, and it's fine to come up with any one."

Yu Wenlan received it and looked at it, and saw that there were four or five stories.

The one on top is called, "The Wicked Woman Controls the Merry Man".

He raised his eyebrows, "This topic seems to be different from the previous ones. What is it about?"

Yan Shu quickly cleared her throat, and said, "This story is about a businessman who used to be serious on the surface, but in fact he loved looking for flowers and flowers. Every time he left home to do business, he would stay in the Lane of Fireworks and Willows. Girl, when it comes to home use, it's very stingy to search and search."

"..."

Yu Wenlan thought about it quietly, could this be Xie Pei, the history of the Southwest Administration?

I still remember that at the last ice opera banquet, I heard her say that this person loves to find flowers and ask willows.

What's more, Xie Pei is just looking frugal on the surface.

Sometimes they even go up to the court wearing old clothes, creating an appearance of having a clean sleeve.

It turns out that this person is so two-faced?

He became curious and asked again, "Then why do you say his wife is a 'wicked woman'?"

But Yan Shu smiled deeply and said, "It's just a counter-use method to attract people. In fact, his wife is a virtuous one. She is diligent and thrifty in managing the house and raising her children. Because the husband doesn't provide enough money, she also works hard from time to time. Cloth embroidery in exchange for money, so as to subsidize the family."

Yu Wenlan said, "It's indeed virtuous, but it's a pity that it's not worth working so hard for such a person."

Yan Shu said, "Who says it's not? The most annoying thing is that this person doesn't know how to be grateful. Every time after visiting Huajie and Liuxiang, he would point fingers at his wife after returning home. He hates this and that!"

Yu Wenlan asked again, "Could it be that his wife doesn't know where he hangs around the fireworks?"

Yan Shu said, "I didn't know it at first, but I finally found out later. After the lady was sad and shocked, she suddenly came to her senses."

Suddenly woke up?

Yu Wenlan thought, according to her previous routine, wouldn't this lady want to reconcile with her husband first, and then work hard to start a family business?

Unexpectedly, she smiled darkly and said, "This madam felt that the hardships she had suffered in the past were too worthless, so in a rage she asked someone to pretend to be a robber and beat up her husband who was about to go out to find flowers and ask Liu. He was beaten until his hands and legs were broken, and he couldn't take care of himself."

Yu Wenlan, "??? Then what happened next?"

Yan Shu said, "After being beaten, this person can't be romantic anymore. After being carried home, his wife will take care of him at home, feed him with water and food, take care of his **** and urine, and take care of everything."

Yu Wenlan, "???"

Where is this going?

I just heard her continue, "This person only realized his wife's kindness at this time. After being moved, he vowed to change his ways and return to the right, and live a good life with his wife from now on."

Yu Wenlan frowned, "Is it just a story of a prodigal son turning back?"

"of course not."

Yan Shu smiled deeply again, and said, "Seeing that after three months, this man has finally recovered, but he forgot his oath and hooked up with those fireworks women again. When his wife found out, she was finally furious, so she called someone I tampered with the husband's carriage, and when the husband went out again, something happened to the carriage and fell down the mountain."

Yu Wenlan, "..."

"Dead?" he asked.

But she smiled contemptuously, "Wouldn't it be too cheap for him to die?"

"This madam has already prepared people to wait around, and when something happened to him, she stepped forward to rescue him, so this person narrowly escaped death."

"But the injury was worse than last time. One eye was blind, one arm was broken, one ear was deaf, and one leg was lame."

Yu Wenlan, "..."

ruthless.

However, the story is not over yet.

But she said again, "This time my wife refused to take care of him anymore, so she left him in a corner of the house, like a cat and dog, and let him fend for himself. When I remembered, I threw a steamed bun to him." In this way, after more than half a year of hard work, this person barely got out of bed, but he was lame, blind and deaf, and couldn't go out if he wanted to, so he could only stay at home honestly, like a useless person."

Yu Wenlan, "..."

Looks like it's finally over.

He was silent for a while, and said, "This story is different from your previous ones."

Yan Shu said, "Does Your Majesty feel a little dark?"

"indeed."

Yu Wenlan nodded, and asked her again, "Why do you want to go this way?"

Yan Shu smiled sinisterly, and said, "Because it's refreshing to control violence with violence, so let's change the style occasionally, maybe the readers will like it!"

He said again, "Why don't you ask Your Majesty to bring this story to the bookseller and see how the readers respond?"

"Alright,"

Yu Wenlan nodded, and said again, "It's getting late, let's rest."

After talking, he looked like he was going to wash up.

Yan Shu, "???"

Does this mean you want to sleep here?

She hurriedly said, "But my concubine's injury hasn't healed yet."

Hey, she still has gauze on her hand! Would it be too inhuman to squeeze her like this!

Yu Wenlan pretended not to hear, and said, "Don't worry, I won't touch you."

Then he entered the clean room.

—Because of her injury, he didn't come for a few days, so there was no way to go there.

God knows how anxious he is?

Seeing that she is better now, of course he has to hurry over.

Yan Shu didn't know why, she was stunned for a while, seeing that there was nothing she could do, she had to ask Liandong to come in to make the bed and spread the quilt, and then sent someone to Qianming Palace to fetch the court clothes he was going to wear tomorrow morning.

Forget it, how can there be pie in the sky for nothing?

Now that you have been promoted, you have to work. There is no such thing as "easy" in the world of adults.

Yu Wenlan, who was taking a bath in the clean room, "???"

Do, work?

Does it have to be this way? ? ?

~~

Everything was ready, and after Yu Wenlan finished washing, the two went to bed.

Yu Wenlan did what she said, without even touching her finger, she just said, "Go to sleep."

Then he closed his eyes.

—I don’t know if it’s a psychological effect, but he always feels that this bed is more comfortable than the imperial couch of Qianming Palace.

And Yan Shu is even more heartless, even though she was still slandering him just now, she fell asleep not long after.

With the sound of her long and quiet breathing under her pillow, Yu Wenlan also gradually fell into a dream.

Different from previous dreams, this time, he dreamed that he walked into a peach forest.

The sun is warm above the head, and the breeze is blowing by the side. Yu Wenlan strolls in the peach forest and sees that the branches are covered with clusters of peach blossoms, and some even have peaches in the middle. The fantasy is like a fairyland.

For some reason, two peaches suddenly fell from the branch, his heart tightened, and he quickly reached out to catch them, just in time to put the peaches into his arms.

Unexpectedly, peaches turned out to be soft, like clouds...

Yu Wenlan woke up from the dream and found that Yan Shu was squeezed into his arms at some point.

And they were facing each other, looking down, the two peach papers were indeed in his arms.

Yu Wenlan, "..."

He said, how could he have such a strange dream for no reason.

Who hates being squeezed before going to bed?

Looking again, her injured arm was resting on his shoulder, as if she was hugging a big tree.

Yu Wenlan thought to himself, could it be that he was regarded as a tree hole again?

It was still early, and the night was still deep.

He wanted to put her arm back, but was afraid of touching her wound.

After thinking about it, I had no choice but to forget it, closed my eyes, and continued to sleep.

Unexpectedly, she stuck tighter.

Yu Wenlan, "..."

Called out twice, "Yanshu..."

But nothing happened.

By the way, this girl won't wake up until she has had enough sleep.

He had to give up.

However, the peach grove in the dream is tightly attached to the front...

Yu Wenlan reached out and hugged her.

Well, it feels very good.

He raised the corners of his lips and finally fell asleep again.

~~

After waking up the next day, Yu Wenlan found that... she really recovered a little bit.

And, unprecedentedly gratifying.

Yes, better than ever.

Could it be Taolin's credit?

However, without allowing him to think about it, Fu Hai had already reminded him outside the hall, "Your Majesty, there is a court meeting today."

He groaned, got up and got out of bed first.

~~

Yu Wenlan was in a good mood today, and walked briskly all the way back to Qianming Palace to face the court. After the court was over, she did not forget to give Yan Shu's manuscript to Zou Mozhong.

Zou Mozhong read it hastily, was full of praise again, and hurriedly took the manuscript to the bookseller.

However, within two days, Yan Shu was having breakfast when she heard the system say, 【Someone sued you in front of the emperor. 】

Yan Shu was taken aback, 【What? Sue me? tell me what? 】

The system said, 【Your new storybook is extraordinary again this time, so someone took the seat again, saying that your story is too dark, and you are suspected of spoiling the people, and they are playing you in the court hall. 】

Yan Shu immediately became interested—

In the past, Wei Ruzhang was just quietly arresting people, but now someone is suing her for the book?

At the same time in the courtroom—

Xie Peidao, the history of the Southwest General Administration, "Your Majesty, recently there is a man named "Xiaoyao Gongzi" in the market, who wrote a few outlandish scripts in an attempt to sensationalize the public. As far as I know, the stories he wrote are all shocking, and some even advocate women to murder relatives. If you are suspected of being a husband, you can punish him, I beseech Your Majesty to arrest this person and bring him to justice."

Yu Wenlan raised her eyebrows secretly. Before she could speak, Zou Mozhong, a scholar of the Imperial Academy, retorted, "Master Xie must have misunderstood. As far as I know, the story you mentioned about this woman murdering her husband is called "Evil A Clever Woman Treating a Merry Man" is actually a story about evil that comes with evil."

"The businessman's family has a good wife, and he goes out to look for flowers and ask willows. He pretends to be an upright gentleman on the surface, and secretly dislikes his wife. Such a hypocritical person, since the law can't do anything about him, his wife has no choice but to do something wrong. It's not Everyone is as wicked as this businessman, so how can he be suspected of "advocating his wife to murder her husband"?"

Wang Huaijin, Minister of the Ministry of Rites, also laughed, "That's right, these scripts are all fictitious. Besides, most of the people who read scripts now are men, and not many women are literate, let alone read scripts. Thank you for worrying too much." .”

Unexpectedly, Xie Pei immediately jumped up and said, "My lord Wang speaks lightly, women are not very literate, but what if a storyteller uses this book to tell it? I am afraid that not only women, but even children, old men and women will be able to read it." Know such horrific tales of heresy!"

Zou Mozhong shook his head again and said, "So since ancient times, there have been few writers? Is it shocking enough for King Zhou to kill his wife and son in "Fengshen Yanyi"? How many people in later generations will follow his example?"

Wang Huaijin also said inexplicably, "That is to say, it's just a storybook, something for entertainment, thank you, sir, why make such a fuss over a molehill?"

After the words fell, everyone also whispered in their hearts—

[There are so many stories in the world, why is Xie Pei so jumping on this story? Could it be that he was the one in the story? 】

Yu Wenlan on the dragon chair listened to everyone's thoughts, before Xie Pei was about to speak again, said, "The words of Xie Qing's family are not enough to explain the problem. I have read this book, and I don't think there is anything wrong."

Hearing this, Xie Pei was taken aback.

What? Kings have seen it?

Nana, would you doubt him...

However, before he could say anything else, he listened to the king saying, "Retire."

Then he left the body and the throne.

~~

At the same time, in Ganlu Palace, Yan Shu, who followed the system to understand the whole process, slapped the table and picked up the pen again.

Okay, how dare you say that she is bad for society?

Hmph, I originally wanted to leave a pair of underwear for this person, but now don't blame her for being rude!