My Beloved Concubine Only Wants to Eat Melons

This melon is enough to be selected as one of the most outrageous melons Yan Shu has ever heard.

This big mouse surnamed Bao usually eats chaff and vegetables at home with his wife and pretends to be poor, but he secretly makes a wine pool and meat forest outside to enjoy? ? ?

So she hurriedly asked the system, 【Then does his wife know? 】

System, [know what? Wine pond meat forest? That is of course impossible. This Bao Qiwen's daughter-in-law, Du Shi, is a famous tigress, if she knew about this, she would have killed him sooner. 】

Yan Shu said, 【I mean, does his wife know about the fact that he poached the corners of the imperial court to make black-hearted money? 】

The system let out an oh, [That is known. Not only did he know that his wife was quite supportive of this matter, that's why he was willing to pretend to be poor with him. Otherwise, he was an imperial official and had so much salary a year, so he shouldn't be so poor anyway, right? 】

But Yan Shu didn't understand again, and hurriedly asked, 【Now that he knows, doesn't his wife wonder where his money went? After all, Jiuchi Roulin also costs a lot of money! 】

The system snorted, [This person gives a small part of the black money to his wife every month, and keeps a large part for himself secretly. After all, there is a lot of money, even this small part is very considerable. In addition, Mrs. Du is a housewife after all, she has never read any books, and she doesn't know his real accounts, so she never doubted him. Seriously pretending to be poor with him every day, only hoping that one day the unscrupulous money will be enough to leave the capital and go home to enjoy the blessings. 】

Yan Shu,【…】

Well, it seems that there is still a problem of uneven distribution of spoils in this Bao family.

Of course, from this point of view, this Du family is not innocent, it's just that the surname Bao has more eyes.

Thinking of this, she suddenly couldn't help but want to smirk—

Just now the system said that the daughter-in-law named Bao is a tigress?

Tsk tsk tsk, if this one day makes her know about Jiuchi Roulin...

Wouldn't that be wonderful! !

~~

After doing this, Yanshu said to her mother after the same system had understood the situation, "Father is right, it's good that Tianrui can hold back this time, after all, if there is something strange about this matter, it is not from our family." It can be changed. However, I believe that bad people will always have evil rewards, after all, the Skynet is not leaking!"

Mrs. Zhu also nodded hurriedly, "Who says it's not, not to mention that His Majesty is wise and mighty, and will definitely not condone such a wicked thing."

Yan Shu hummed, probably because she was full from the box of chives, she suddenly felt sleepy, and couldn't help but yawned.

Mrs. Zhu said, "Your Majesty, go to sleep for a while. There is no other way at the beginning. You can only eat when you want, sleep when you want, and don't get tired. It will be fine after a while."

Yan Shu nodded, and ordered Liandong to take her mother to rest, and went to lie down on the couch.

Well, I wanted to write a storybook at first, but I was really out of energy, so I had to take my time.

However, there is no rush for this matter, after all, the Bao guy has not only been digging for a day or two.

Why don't you take advantage of these few days to think about it, maybe you can come up with something more fun than the storybook hehe.

~~

In this way, Mrs. Zhu lived in the palace for two days.

Taking advantage of this opportunity, she not only cooked a few home-cooked delicacies for her daughter, but also reminded some precautions such as honeysuckle and lotus heart, and taught the royal chefs the Ander home-cooked food that her daughter loves. Say goodbye and leave the palace.

And as night fell, Yanshu ushered in the emperor again.

—Two days ago, because of Zhu's presence, Yu Wenlan was not easy to come here, and she was already full of misses for her concubine, so of course she came here in a hurry to relieve her lovesickness.

After arriving, seeing that Yan Shu was in good spirits and her little face seemed to be much rosy, he was finally relieved.

While there was no one around, he was planning to take his concubine into his arms to kiss Fangze, but before his lips fell, he heard Yan Shu say to him, "The concubine just learned something two days ago, and I want to Report to His Majesty."

Yu Wenlan asked, "What's the matter?"

But I heard her say, "It turns out that Bao Qiwen, the director of the Imperial Academy, opened a paper-making workshop in private, using cheap hemp sand paper as white linen paper, and then using his position in the Imperial Academy, he used all the paper used by the students of the Imperial Academy and its affiliated academies. He replaced it with inferior paper from his own paper-making workshop, and asked the Four Treasures of the Study in Gongyuan Street to sell all his paper. Over the years, this man has made a lot of money secretly, and he even made himself a paper by the Jinming Pool. Wine pond meat forest, enjoy it every now and then."

What?

After the words fell, Yu Wenlan took a while to understand what she said.

"Bao Qiwen, the director of the Imperial Academy, took advantage of his position to enrich his own pockets and harm students? He also built a wine pool and meat forest by the Jinming Pool?"

Yan Shu nodded quickly, "That's what the concubine meant."

Yu Wenlan frowned and said, "Is there such a thing?"

No one from Jin Yiwei of the Central Procuratorate found out?

Yan Shu nodded again and said, "The news is convincing. His wine pond meat forest is built in Lihua Lane beside Jinming Pool, the yard closest to the lake. There is a three-story pavilion inside, which can take in the panoramic view of Jinming Pool. It can be said that the view is invincible. , It is said that it cost 10,000 taels of silver when I bought it. All of them were dug from the corners of the imperial court."

Hearing that Yu Wenlan couldn't sit still anymore, she was going to get up immediately to call someone.

This is too irritating! !

What do these people from the Metropolitan Procuratorate do! !

Unexpectedly, before she got up, Yan Shu pulled him and said, "Your Majesty, wait a moment, actually this concubine has thought of a way."

After finishing speaking, he whispered in his ear.

After hearing this, Yu Wenlan frowned and said, "So troublesome?"

Yan Shu was really excited, "Trouble is troublesome, but it will definitely be exciting! I beg your Majesty, please let me help my concubines, okay?"

Yu Wenlan could only sigh, "Okay."

After finishing speaking, he stretched out his hand and gently scratched the tip of her nose, and said with a smile, "You are really afraid that the world will not be chaotic."

Yan Shu pouted, "Of course the more chaotic the bad guys, the better!"

After all, if you mess up a bit, the book will sell better if she speaks, right?

~~

The morning of the second day.

In a seemingly ordinary house in the city, the housekeeper came to the room a few steps and said to Bao Qiwen's daughter-in-law Du Shi who was mending clothes, "Madam, there is someone outside looking for the master."

—

Because they want to pretend to be poor, since they came to the capital, the two Bao family members have never cared about many servants. Apart from a housekeeper and sweeper, a boy who does odd jobs, and a man who takes care of Bao Qiwen The coachman who goes to the Yamen every day.

Mrs. Du didn't even dare to buy it for her maids, so she cooked and washed clothes by herself.

Bao Qiwen was not at home at this time, upon hearing what the mother-in-law said, Mrs. Du went outside to check in person.

But he saw a young man in his twenties, wearing very neat clothes, he looked like a clerk in a shop.

He was holding an exquisite wooden box in his hand, which seemed to contain some valuables.

But I think the couple have been pretending to be poor for so many years, and they have never bought something with such expensive packaging.

Du said, "Who are you looking for?"

But the other party said, "I'm a worker in Fengxianglou, and I'm here to find Master Bao Qiwen."

Fengxiang Building?

The gatekeeper took a quick look at Mrs. Du and said, "Madam, isn't that the most famous jewelry shop in the capital?"

Of course Mrs. Du also knew it, so she felt even more strange, and asked again, "What do you want from my master?"

But seeing the other party laughed again, "A few days ago, Master Bao ordered a red gold multi-treasure plum blossom hairpin in our shop. Seeing that it was finally finished yesterday, Master Bao didn't go to pick it up, because this hairpin is really precious, so I put it away. I was afraid of losing it in the store, so the shopkeeper ordered me to bring it to Master Bao immediately, I wonder if Master Bao is at home?"

What?

Red gold multi-treasure plum blossom hairpin?

Du Shi was taken aback. This thing sounds expensive, why does Bao Qiwen buy this?

So she tried to ask, "Is this thing going to cost a lot of money?"

The clerk of Fengxiang Pavilion smiled and said, "It's really not cheap. This hairpin is made of pure red gold. It uses more than 30 natural rubies, and the cost alone is only three thousand taels of silver. Our shopkeeper thinks that Master Bao is a regular customer." , but only a little manual fee was charged.”

What?

Three thousand taels of silver!

After the words fell, the housekeeper opened her mouth wide in fright.

Du's body swayed even more, almost falling to the ground.

What a Bao Qiwen! Actually spent three thousand taels of silver to buy a hairpin? ? ?

You must know that in order to pretend to be poor all these years, she has never even used jewelry exceeding ten taels of silver! !

And this guy also said, Bao Qiwen is a regular customer? ? ?

What a killer, who gave this hairpin and those in the past this time! !

In an instant, Du's anger rose to three feet high, but in front of outsiders, he could only press hard and said, "I am Mrs. Bao, our master is not here today, give me this hairpin."

As he said that, he wanted to reach out to pick it up, but he didn't know that the other party didn't give it to him, and said, "Master Bao personally told him that this thing must be given to him. Since he is not here, then I will come back someday."

As he spoke, he trotted all the way with the box in his hands, and soon disappeared.

Calm was restored in front of the door, but Mrs. Du couldn't calm down anymore.

I kept thinking in my mind, did Bao Qiwen do something behind her back all these years?

Otherwise, why would he buy this hairpin?

Of course, she couldn't help but fantasize about it. Could it be that the husband, seeing her suffering and suffering, planned to buy a jewelry to surprise her?

…

In short, all kinds of possibilities were floating in Du's mind, but seeing that two or three days had passed, Bao Qiwen hadn't mentioned a word about hairpins to her at all, so she finally became more sober.

So taking advantage of one day when Bao Qiwen went out again, he hired a carriage to follow behind.

…

~~

After coming up with an idea, she watched Yan Shu wait in the palace for three days before finally hearing the news from the system.

[Pay attention, Bao Qiwen's wife followed him for a day before finally discovering the wine pool and meat forest next to Jinming Pond. 】

Yan Shu, [! ! 】

At that time, she was having dinner with Yu Wenlan, and when she heard this sentence, she couldn't care less about picking up food for a while, and immediately asked, 【What's going on? Are you tearing up? 】

System, [You still need to force yourself, Du Clan is crushed by absolute force value! After entering, she found that her husband was dancing with his arms around the beauty, and immediately stepped forward and beat her up until Bao Qiwen had nowhere to escape. 】

Yan Shu just sighed, good guy, it's really not easy to escape this f*cking scratch!

But speaking of it, this guy named Bao actually dared to play so big? ? ?

It's still one! Silk! repair! shave! !

Huh... Thinking about it makes my eyes hot! !

Yu Wenlan who was listening, "???"

A trace of scraping? ? ?

The one named Bao? ? ?

Fortunately, Yan Shu didn't intend to take it all by herself. After all, such an interesting thing needs to be shared with others to be more interesting, so she hurriedly dismissed everyone around her and said to Yu Wenlan with an excited face, "Your Majesty, my concubine just We got the news, our method has worked! Bao Qiwen was fooling around outside today, and was caught by his wife, and now his wife rushed into the wine pond and beat him all over the place, hahahaha."

Yu Wenlan, "..."

Tut tut tut tut.

Cough, even though he is an emperor, he really can't think of how to express his feelings besides this word.

It's just that seeing her laughing up and down, I'm a little worried, will it be bad for the child if she laughs so hard?

But how can Yan Shu care about other things at this time?

Listening to the system's live broadcast, she couldn't stop even if she wanted to!

Tsk tsk tsk, when I think of the scene of Bao Qiwen being beaten up by his daughter-in-law to the point of rolling and crawling, it makes me laugh to death!

Unexpectedly, at this time, the system said again, [Come on, there happened to be a roast lamb there today, and now Du Shi picked up the knife for cutting the lamb and cut him off. 】

Yan Shu, [! ! 】

Du Shi is so fierce! !

What didn't happen to the eldest princess before, actually happened at this time! !

Tsk, but. Think about it, too, there is no boat, so it is quite convenient to cut.